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nice joke. funny.

sex is a progressive thing, you just get better as you get more comfortable with your partner. whether you experienced or not you have to know what your partner wants and with every sex, you just get better.

so its not a matter of 100years of experince or a 0% of it, a guy with a 100years of experince will flop in bed if there is no sexual understanding btw him and his girl, like what if a girl likes u stick a finger in her arse while u sucking her, and she never says that and the guy doesnt know that. his 100years of experience wld have been a flop then.

you dont want sex, but u lying in his arms, kissing,touching, licking, swallowing, blowjobbing, haba! if you dont want sex, you shld have done what joseph did in portiphers house. RUN, RUN, RUN!!

your boyfriend no be firewood u know, and as far as i am concerned you helped ignite his feelings, and guys when they are turned on, can rape even themselves. and belive me the touching got to you too, cos to be frank its not easy raping a girl who ''really'' does not wanna play. and another option you shld have shouted, i mean he got neighbours.someone wld have come rescue you.

99% of ladies will say yes to money, the remeining 1% will say yes cos they see the potential to make money.

its hard but u got to let go of the past, whats past is past. besides if u keep looking back, u keep u keep bumping into something hard or worse u become a pillar of salt.

just feel good about yourself, and never give up on love, cos when u do, then love gives up on you. every happy ending have lots of failures, disappointments, & rejections.

for me, i dont think meeting anyone was by chance, i feel God sends ppl our way cos they have a role or a lesson to teach in preparing us for the perfect day. so if someone left i just know they're one of the messengers and if they can feel so right and good, how will the real ''GOD SENT'' feel. that way i just feel better.

thats the kinda guyz ladies love these days, the moment you call them often or visit too often, they just run away. i really dont know why, a girl once gave the excuse that frequent calls and visit seems to put too much pressure on her, and that brings out the b**** outta her.

guys will think lots of attn shld get to them, but funny what ladies want now!

if you are marrried to the right person, you can enjoy marriage really good, and the best thing about marrying the right person is there is always a vent to express what ever mood you feeing, in other words you can both feel single and married when ever you choose. true love brings freedom.

jennykadri:
@Smoooooooth

cool,but sm jokes r way too expensive to be called a joke

u might think its a joke,but sm of us don't

i think what u got on me was a post i mentioned your persona life innit, i apologised then and still do.

well i get it, i will check my jokes henceforth, so sorry house,anyone that i have offended sorry

hey prince ox , u can stop scratching your balls and post, but watch what u post from now on.

hey u fairy, prince ox abi wetin be your name, berra scratch your balls if your hands dey free, u dey craze.

and jenny, the fact say my love for u dey trek, no mean say u go dey call me kid everytime, check my age. i reach to born u. stop am o.
me too i na work i dey, so no one is jobless abeg.

[quote author=jennykadri link=topic=181608.msg2924493#msg2924493 date=1223654312
can i ignore u,i know u don't mind if i ignore u

[/quote]i do mind dear, cos you know i have a soft spot for ya,  

[quote author=spikedcylinder link=topic=181608.msg2924507#msg2924507 date=1223654469]You and your gibberish.

hey spikey, no vex, just adding some humour to busta's comment. didnt mean any harm.

jennykadri:
u know u r a dunce ,seh u know?has anybody ever told u that?yea?ok I'm d upteenth person?ok i understand

infact i think u is a gay,because d way u r handling these matter and putting it on ur head is suspicious

abeg apply ,and stop being shy

haba! wetin happen, did we have a failed marriage in our first life. why the sudden out burst. i think u taking this too personal. i mean u of all undunce people should know a joke when it comes.

i have long suspected you got some thing on me, let it out so we can move on and be friends since we caught in this small community for now, and we gonna keep bumping into each other.

and i still wanna know why u went dead for a while if u werent really mailing the guy.

chei! all of them don silent, i am sure they are mailing the guy now, with complete CV with picture attach.

sistawoman,
busta
spikedcylinder
jenny kad

where una go now.

Busta:
Since when did Sly become you daddy?

since he started tapping that arse

sistawoman:
Just trying to help the sistas out. My second husband and i have not been married yet. Let me marry him first and see how he works out before i look for husband #3.

hmmmmmmmmmm, that explains much,

origina9ja:
silly boy do i look like a guy

i am not deceived, i know you are a guy, or maybe a girl with a dick, all i know say na u hammer that girl. shame on you.

sistawoman, wetin dey happen, are u trying to jump boat, cos all those your questions are suspicious.

@ poster,hey mista, u travel around the world u know see woman, then na this small NL u hope to get, berra count your ribs if he complete, cos i don dey suspect say your own complete for body. u know wetin that imply now.

guy, your reaction don show say na you hammer tha girl, chei! you be serious R. Kelly of 9ja

sharraaaaaaaaaaap, you shld learn to go thru everything with your man. and besides you have the good sex to look up to, some have nothing yet they still holding on strong.

oh pls, first u say she is your sister,then u say her mama, then again u say u friends, men i am beginging to think u the ''agbaya'' that got the kid pregnant.

W.T.F is going on, i am sick and tired of kids getting pregnant everywhere i turn, are there no more values or control. whats going on, i know lots of them that either pregnant or got babies, and they so young and inmatured for the challenges involved. look i think u need to tell your mama about this okay, its no use, she will get to know soon, when her tommy gets growing and she didnt eat a house.

at 17 and 19, u shld know berra than having sex. it just goes to show that all our campaign on abstaining and refraining from teenage sex isnt working. can u imagine, if i probe further i will find out that you guys even had it unprotected, that again makes a joke on our fight against AIDS and teenage pregnancy.

u just opened the door for other guys to ride thru, and no one is gonna belive you had just one guy, next guy u tell he is just the 2nd is not gonna believe u, cos guys are tired of been no. 2, they are always the next after you were probably raped, or drugged or etc.

you shldnt have gone into sex in the first place, u too young. well since the deeds been done, just forget it, and ignore that fool, he is just sooooo not matured (i wonder what he told u, that even got u tripping, cos a kid like that, got no game) keep your head high and move on, and forget about relationships for now, till you are sure about your feelings.

goodluck!!!

no economy in the world is totally independent, the global economy is tried together, that one situation in one affects the other, but the big economies have a stronger hold on developing countries like nigeria.

infact a downward or upward slide in the US affects virtually every other state.do not forget that they are the world power. i have always told ppl, that the nigerian capital market is sufering now, not becos of all the factors they have cited, like the margin acc, etc. it is because the american capital market is going down, thats why the market has suffered globally.

mumu, dont u know that most all developing countries have their economies tied to that of developed ones, and progress or failure in devolped countries adversely affects those of developing countries. progress in nigeria depends largely on the amorican economy, so there's nothing to celebrate here,cos if they sink, then we already drowning too.

and this includes all facet of our miserable lives

shyllader you sure say no be you so, dont make the guy miss you naa, nigerian girls the can confuse us. anyway my bloda, i wish u luck o, cos this nairaland, na ogbanje full hia, them no wan hook up yet them no be lesbo.

mee i dey lekki phase 3 anyway my side boring pass una own die,cos i am the only resident there, i bought the whole place.

hey poshangel see me email ----------------ikemanya@yahoo.com, u can holla, so we both kill boredom

Gamine, how come u sleep in the toilet of your factory, na by force to live and work for lekki. try those cheap houses at mushin area, then u can always fare to work.goodluck.