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Moyola:
lol. . . all diz kin peple sef!!!

@ poster

gudluk in your search!!

moyo, u no dey search, i am waiting for your own b4 i drop my application o.

spikedcylinder:
Oh gawd. . . . .
Anticipating lots of bleeped up kids. . . . . .

why u say so, you not gonna be the mother to all of them.

the best i do for you, is i will donate twice, just for u

ayomifull:
Be careful of overload on your heart o

thanks, but the heart is really big to accommodate all, what i shld watch is the sperm bank, and i am already on a diet, right now, i am having marshed vegetables, scrambled eggs and lots of akamu, while i wait for their calls.

i can understand your feeling, seriously, i am deeply moved and i have decided to make a sacrifice, hey all NL frustrated ladies wanting to have a child while wait for the one, i have decided to donate the sperm freely, so just call on me, i will be there. the least i can do for all frustrated sista. i got a big heart.

people just meet and Bleep, and you are talking about 7days, u must be lost in time. wake up it takes just a miraculous milli sec to get laid these days.

in 7 days solomon grandy lived a fulfilled life.

its not bout their positions, circumstance or responsibility, they shld look inward for potentials and love, that will help them overcome ever obstacle and scale every hurdle.

poster, face front, stop looking back or you're gonna trip on something.

this story reminds me of a friend, a novel freak, she reads two books at a time, very bend bend mix up story.

Ujujoan:
Whats you business with his grammer.

and whats your business with his business with his grammer. neither of you commented on the topic.

@poster, of course she's back, manliness head!

guy leave her for the big bros, its useless fighting it, they (we) always win, cos of the cash naa. so just pray and wait for your time to chance person babe later.

@ poster. i totally agree, its berra to have 2million ticks stuck in your pubic hair, than contain the wahala of a woman.

but wetin we go do naa, we got no choice, we just have to cope cos we need them, or u wan die of agro, which is a more difficult situation.

False, why will a guy not be confident when u guys already started dating, not even b4 the dating self, a confident guy is a confident guy, whether he broke or not. i think i was even more confident those days wey nofin dey my pocket.

why chase, when you can just pur-chase

otokx:
Why can't we stay in our country?

my brother i tire o. to think that they were giving the option of either opeing their obo or deportation, and they took to open,  so to dey JD come berra pass to come back to ya own[b] country[/b]. wetin dey pursue people sef, abeg make una yarn me, because me i no even ready to move an inch, talkless to come see one idiot dey violate my right.

infact i dnt see oyibo as anything o. for Nigeria here, i dey push them for elevator, follow them drag road, even corrected one or two wey try put mouth for Nigeria matter one day like that. but some people dey see them like god.

to yarn u one tory wey happen on monday, after close from work, we jump enter elevator from 23rd floor, as we were riding down, we got to 10th and some people had to come out so those thata were getting off fit see road comot, then this girl that was going to ground floor, stepped out to give people chance too, and there was this whitey waiting there, so he said hi to the girl, she just forget her self, open mouth dey mope, we all got in and was waiting for her o, till someone tapped her and she got her self back and entered and was still smiling and starring at the white man.

imagine o, that one fit open anus self for immigration, just to enter white man land.

anybody post any comment to support this rubbish dey craze, what do u mean, that is total violation of human rights, how many british immigrants have we subjected to that kinda of treatment. even if nigerians are known for bad things, that does not give u the go ahead to humilate everyone of them, this is part of the generalising that we always condenm here, and whites are the worst for it. they love to generalise, you dont frisk people like that unless they have personally had a bad record before now, and come to think , these women were not even carrying anything.

i tell you even a british citizen that has hard a case of hard drugs b4 wont be subjected to that treated, cos they know its wrong.i blame our stupid govt for encouraging all these, nigeria is a weak state, they have no voice, nothing. what a shame. look at the bakassi issue, it tells you that we are not cared for or protected in these country.

those women were raped as far as i am concenr,and nothing will come out of it. if i was the one, i wont take shit off, i rather come back home. infact i blame our people who go thru all this rubbish just to dey jand, i aint tripping like that, 9ja is home and to me iots berra than any of thoese racist white Bleep up states. we are berra off without them, our govt have failed to see that, they need us, and we sld be the ones calling the shots and treating them like that. and whether we like it or not, the myopic govts of nigeria is the reason why progress in africa has been slow. africa is waiting for us to dominate the world,but we are still sleeping, still scared, stillwanting to be fed and carried. what a life . pls this treatment is bringing tears to my eyes. God punish oyibo.

you cant predict the outcome of a match thats yet to be played. it is not mathematics, and i have seen some of the best players in one single squad lose a game. this days football seems to depend on fate, and these time i see it smiling on us.

Messi or no messi, if the God of soccer says its 9ja then its 9ja, and if messi trys to stand against that, he may end up scoring an own goal if he does not bow to fate.

i predict a score line of 9ja 2 argie 1. and the winning goal will come in the dying minute.

you need to change your name from bi-gold to be-bold. that should inspire you.

a full woman is sexy and if its for the now, then big it is, but a slim woman is futuristic, thats why guys haunt for them so in 10years they will be big and beautiful and remain sexy for the then.

shuo! see question o. i'll feel like a guest naaa, how u wan feel again.

HR.hotness:
and i'm crazy about the guy for all his ideas, , ,

i was pleasantly surprised when i arrived lagos!

Fashola Rocks!

Fashola for president!!!

seconded, cos i want the adam and eve experience b4 i die, to live in the Garden of Nigeriaeden

tope2000:
he has been living in uk since childhood, so i guess he does western background somewhere

now u talking, cos i was gonna say abi na fashola give u flowers, cos he is the only nigerian that seem to love them, since he became governor of lagos, all him ownna to plant flower everywhere, infact i hear he is planning to demolish any ugly looking house for lagos and plant flower on the land instead.

which nigerian man are u talking about, must have a western backgraound somewhere, check. that one no mean say we no romantic o, we have our ways.

onyinye, hmmm actully boys will play your dissing game with you, but i got other things to do, if u wanna know if i'm a man or not, then probably u fix a date then we meet,then answers will unfold.

funmise, hmmm its something in the ibo lang, not an insect like u think. she understands.

hey dear, gotto go anyay, past my closing hours, takia people.1love.

see this tata, God save u say u far, i for show u wetin ur pops and uncle no want make u see, to avoid nightmare!