₦airaland Forum

EFCC sef ehn

abi e get any Oyibo person wey come tell Dem
say e money dey loss ni

damienwayne:
Ali things... One slip can make you for life

Confam

Northerners and some northern politicians are using this "Kidnap & Release" formula to Cash Out sha

Cash out

Biafrans

Ndi igbo kwenu

austin2all:
If you watched the videos carefully you will see where a common man dared rochas by asking him "who are you". This is to tell every yoruba, hausas, benin, or middle beltans man that we Igbos don't give a damn about your status. We don't condone evil. We will devour you if you are found to be evil. We don't protect bullion van criminals for the sake of our next generation. We don't lick govs asses. We are also going to roast uzodimma in the coming weeks. The future of our next generation if more important than 10,000,000 bullion van govs. We don't give a damn about your status.
We are all BIAFRANA.
God bless MNK, IPOB, ESN and Biafrans in general.
The zoo must fallllllllllllllll.
Iseeeeeeeeeee

Look at this Zoo Specimen

Are you not in Nigeria?

if you base in Nigeria and you still call the country a Zoo? Then you're an "Animal in the Zoo"

Go tell NMK I said that he's calling y'all(Ipobs IN NIGERIA) animals

BadEnglish:
We all know what will happen after the eatery date

Na so naa
From beating of drums na e dancing dey start

nkwuocha1:
Lol...Go Hilton go collect woman wig and slippers.O boy you go sleep for Mogadishu barracks.

The guy get luck say na for posh eatery e tried this shiit mehn.

For say na where me and my guys dey hang out you tried this shiit ehn, him for don wear that wig wey him commit from the babe head.

Babe dey with a guy, you just come embarrass him guest unto say wetin?Guy, if you no fit wait make she reach your side, you no get any right to _fuck up the babe and the guy like that!

I see my babe with a guy, I go dey collect her slippers and wig, that's bullshit mehn.I can't even embarrass myself like that because of a woman.

Last last e get mind run that because the babe no get ogbanje wey dey worry her.Try this with those ones wey dey _fuck spirit husband demons for dream and see her strip herself first before descending on you

How a guy go dey with chick, you go dey collect the wig still embarrass the both, you dey craze?! .I must make sure I put her for taxi wey go carry her reach where she won go, as if I put her for my car the _idiot fit break my glass. ;DBunkum olofo!

See dis bricklayer sef dey talk

Wen men wey dun spend (n still dey spend) moolah on women, come public con use anger take dey react to something wey pain Dem reach bone marrow, you sef wey no dey fit buy anything for woman (except three three hundred naira pant) go still come out come dey talk put for the matter

U con even talk say that guy for collect beating if to say na where u n ur guys dey dey chop na e he con do this kinda thing?
Guy, see ehn, if na where me n my guys dey na e you con yarn all this nonsense ehn, you for dun chop one or two better slap wey for weigh you well cos of dis ur fvck up talk ah swear

...you're obviously not a real niggar


PS: a Babe that a Guy has engaged, what business have such a Babe got with going out on a Date with another Guy

BestMan001:
Say what you know..

What I know, I have said

Before breaking the sad news to ur friend
I think you should approach his wife first

Inform her that you know about her wayward lifestyle and that you won't hesitate to inform her husband about it if she doesn't change her ways and quit committing adultery right in her matrimonial home.

PS: before you approach your friend or his wife about anything, make sure you've got proof to prove your claims; pictures or videos or both.

Id!ot

How many times has he cautioned his fellow Governors against the inciting and reckless utterances they keep making upandan

BestMan001:
What?

Ha ba
You should know naa


[Bobrisky's people].
abi as the gift giver no wear gown
na e make you couldn't tell

that shit has no known cure, bro
Flee far from her

They've got four kids together
Prior to this one, she's divorced twice
And now she's still considering a divorce again?
At 40?? WTF

Obviously, the men aren't the problem.

Sixfeetbelle:


I didn't need to watch the video to confirm anything. The hug in the picture says a lot.

...seeing the damn flowers
I was, like, "oh! shit. na Dem"

I hope it ain't what am thinking


Oh shit
I just saw the video
...it's obviously what I was thinking

She isn't missing

She just haven't returned from her own Valentine's Day celebration

...trust me, she'll turn up soon

Say "NO" to the formation of HKs
...e nor dey help boys again

Nigerians will always be Nigerians

One Love ...to my brethren in diaspora

How & When did Riri's tits become that big ??

MOST times wen I text or say to my GF "I love u"
She'll mostly reply with "I love u far more than u love me"
.....nd trust me, with all the women I've Dated over time, I've grown enough to know "sincerity" when I see one.


OP
My advice to you is...
"Thread with caution"
...while u put that marriage plan on hold.

During the early days of #LekkiMassacre, Gov Babajide came out and made a notable statement, saying... "Forces BEYOND OUR DIRECT CONTROL took over the day and blah blah blah"

This is to say that...he didn't give the order for military men to get to Lekki Toll Gate and shoot at Protesters; because Governors have no direct control over the Nigerian Army.
So therefore, Governors can't give direct orders to soldiers.

PS: to those STILL blaming Gov Wike about what happened at Oyigbo, know that Wike doesn't, couldn't have and can't control nor give orders to soldiers of the Nigerian Army.

SweetVibe:
Mehn….see frustration. You need to take a look at the mirrow and ask yourself: "is this how my life will continue?"

Bros bros
You wey come Nairaland begin dey post Aboki 4k wristwatch as 22k, no be out of frustration and boredom ni

And guess what?
If care ain't taken
The same frustration fit kee u dia

OP wan hype his Babe by saying dis cheap shit is 22k

SweetVibe:
the only money I have given her was 5k for hair without her even asking me.
Please keep your negative energy to yourself

Dis right here just confirmed wat m talkin abt


...the ONLY money you've ever given her is 5k
And she went ahead to get you a watch of 22k?

Continue trying to deceive us say that thing na 22k, you hear?

When I go to clubs or lounges and I intend to pick up a "Stray" for the night, I don't ever approach any one of 'em that smokes

so, why will I end up marrying a lady that smokes

Clinghton:
I didn't expect less when I saw that they were from, OBI AKPOR community.

Swine!

Is Ogoni in OBIO AKPOR community

Tedpgrass:
Life is... Turn by turn..
Make madam appreciate the days of small beginnings..
If Jehovah pick up his call, he fit give am private jet tomorrow!!


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They all dun miss Valentine fvck
This type of thing can pain sha


Anyways, strict and funny rules such as this are what keeps the school ahead of others in charts
So, you critics should just STFU

Not that tired Mercedes that that Igbere TV man got for his wife the other day ...and still had the effrontery to call her the most beautiful woman in the world

Ladies...
Do well to celebrate this day with caution



HappY St Valentine's Day y'all

SweetCunt97:
Then ur babes dont value or love you that much

ABI

maybe cos they're convinced the feeling is mutual

StacyO:
I mean yeah, it sounds very silly to begin with.
Why do people think Valentine equals a day set aside for sex?

Why not just make it sexantine day?

Valentine is a day to show love to people, not make love to people.

Please, I know stubborn people plenty for this kwantry.

Make use of condoms to avoid stories that touch the liver ooo.

Try not to give him that virginity cause of bone straight hair oo.

That's all I have to say,

Thank you.

OP

where you see virgin wey dey ask for bone straight hair ??

Babes wey dey demand for bone straight hair na Oloshó Dem wey dun dey do things with their pvssy since 1960 ni


the virgins of these days are lil girls
wey no even know what bone straight is