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saheedbadmus:
Funny as Davido called teni lil sis .. dem be age mate na .. just dat David na Nov and teni na dec .. las las dem be Omo 1992

Based on Football Age, ABI

For sure, those two renowned crooks ain't what Nigeria needs

What's the name of the "movie"

Exactly why Ghana dey use Naija take catch cruise

All these mordafvckers wey dey slightly bash OP for hacking his girl's account, una no dey try o

...there's this girl am Dating right now. She's an introvert. She's not too demanding. She's not materialistic. She's calm. She's God fearing. She's Beautiful(in her own way). She's actually all that a man would want in a woman.

For now, my ONLY issue is her complexion.
She's what you might call "Dark & Lovely"
And me, am a sucker for light skinned females.

Although I intend to still take her down the aisle despite her skin color; but ONLY if I don't find her wanting the day I'll hack her WhatsApp or Facebook account to peek through her private messages.




What am saying in essence is...
IT'S VERY MUCH OK
TO GO THROUGH
YOUR PARTNER'S PHONE
...so long as you are emotionally strong enough to deal with whatever negativity you find, in a mature manner.

MejiLoyon:
Fine lady...my spec. See as she still set at her age

I believe apart from cocaine and tramadol makeup should be added to the list of banned substances. Makeup kills faster than these drugs. Calm down I'll explain. Somewhere in this world I met a lady in a club. We got talking and she was so adorable as in she set. I don dey imagine say na she I go carry go meet mama. Red flag I say make we go hotel she follow. As in come on na we just met. But the Konji in me no hear. I was like make I tear am one make I japa. Besides men don high. Madam enter room I dey hug dey press yansh. I no kiss because she smokes so I dey expect make she go brush make we do the iduplorplor. When she came out for the bathroom the change was just too much. No be the change even bust my brain. I see say the chin and jaw get dark patch. Like person wey dey shave. Na so I use style check between the laps. My dear brother na cucumber dey there. If I lie make I shit I puked immediately.
Last last I change hotel. Na so I for go kiss gaybriel. If he happen to get strength pass me na to dig borehole for my yansh. Na since then I dey ask. "Are you female". Na only one yansh I get we must keep it safe. If makeup no dey shebi I go detect instantly.
#endmakeup

This shit cracked me up, ah swearugad

MejiLoyon:
Fine lady...my spec. See as she still set at her age

I believe apart from cocaine and tramadol makeup should be added to the list of banned substances. Makeup kills faster than these drugs. Calm down I'll explain. Somewhere in this world I met a lady in a club. We got talking and she was so adorable as in she set. I don dey imagine say na she I go carry go meet mama. Red flag I say make we go hotel she follow. As in come on na we just met. But the Konji in me no hear. I was like make I tear am one make I japa. Besides men don high. Madam enter room I dey hug dey press yansh. I no kiss because she smokes so I dey expect make she go brush make we do the iduplorplor. When she came out for the bathroom the change was just too much. No be the change even bust my brain. I see say the chin and jaw get dark patch. Like person wey dey shave. Na so I use style check between the laps. My dear brother na cucumber dey there. If I lie make I shit I puked immediately.
Last last I change hotel. Na so I for go kiss gaybriel. If he happen to get strength pass me na to dig borehole for my yansh. Na since then I dey ask. "Are you female". Na only one yansh I get we must keep it safe. If makeup no dey shebi I go detect instantly.
#endmakeup

This shit cracked me up, ah swearugad

The caption got me reeling with laughter
....."they didn't caught me"

If they happen to have a VERY neat 2007 RX 350 SUV in stock, then I'll love to know where the Auctioning would be taking place

Barr. Tom Aliezi
EMOLGA, Rivers State.

She says she needs "time to get her mental health back" ...which is an indirect way of saying she needs "time to go fvck with the other guy" for a while

And I dare say that she needs the time off, away from you, so she wouldn't be feeling guilty during the times she's fvcking with the other guy


Guy...as a guy who's been there and done that...my advice for you is; get back your engagement ring and move on with your life.

Sometimes, love is not enough.

SOMETIMES "love" alone shouldn't be the criteria for sticking with someone.

Move on, bro!

IamSoProlific:
Whatsap on two different phones?

WhatsApp on two different phones is never possible.

It's not possible with Mark's Whatsapp
And it's not possible with GBwhatsapp either


What's easily attainable is getting someone's Whatsapp messages(as they drop) directly to a laptop.

Anything PMB touches, dies

How can the pigeon take flight when PMB actually used those hands of his to touch it's wings

She's a graduate.
Working in a bank.
At age 22 ??


Or she's a cleaner in a bank

OP

This picture wey you use for illustration
How does it depict a head-to-head collision

There was a forum...

HonKong:
With all the nudes on various porn sites, why would i ask for a girl's nudes?

Some re tar ded guys actually PAY to get nudes from females who are willing to snap & send

.....the fact that these guys actually "pay"
That's the part that shocks me

HonKong:
With all the nudes on various porn sites, why would i ask for a girl's nudes?

Some retarded guys actually PAY to get nudes from females who are willing to send some

.....the fact that these guys actually "pay"
That's the part that shocks me

Yes o
They must hand over.

PDP was no good, but atleast Nigeria and Nigerians were better off with them than they are Now with APC

Dude is even supposed to pay for the service rendered ni
...he looks more reasonable n responsible without those dreads

Via God's unmerited Grace
I expect that maga must start paying
Left. Right. And center

Stevengold:
It's really the devil's workshop.

Those days in Port Harcourt (Garrison) its a like phone/computer village.
it happened to me, I went to sell blackberry bold 2 for 45k, I don't know what happened, but I found myself shouting for help and looking for the supposed buyer of the phone. Luckily I recognised the face of the guy.

I couldn't eat throughout that day, so I went to Garrison the next day, and paid police to help me standby for a week at Garrison (Garrison became my second home)

After few days the idiot came to Garrison, immediately I saw him, I alerted the police who pounced on him.

The guy don sell the phone since, so I got part my money back.
So anytime I enter there, na to shine my eyes too. And don't follow anyone to any hideout to price phone. Infact. Go with 2 or 3 persons. Close to a bank or eatery sef.

LMAO

This right here just made me remember a time, about 7yrs ago, when I gave my younger bro a phone for him to go sell off at Garrison...cos am usually too busy at work or too stressed out when am back from work.

So, on that faithful day, he left in the morning.
Only for me to return home in the evening n he still wasn't home.
By the time he finally returned, dude wasn't with my phone but was with 5k. When I was expecting at least 25k to 30k.

When dude finally summoned courage to talk about what had happened to my phone, dude said he got to Garrison and gave my phone to a guy who had showed interest to purchase the phone.
The guy gave him 5k to hold while he checks out the phone as they were WALKING to his "imaginary" shop.
But before my bro could say "Jack" the guy had disappeared.
That is, the guy had cunningly walked away with the phone or walked into an unknown corner with the phone before my bro realized he's no longer with him


Garrison boys ??
Hmmmm
I fear who no fear Dem

Niggarrr is fvcked

...but at least he's still got the accent

I can't even begin to mention how much I've had to spend on these bitches with entitlement mentality who call themselves my girlfriends

But yet, even a handkerchief, am yet to receive from any of them



Who knows...maybe they plan on surprising me on the 1st of January sha

He no con press diswan yansh the way he press Juliet own yansh in that their pic that year

Leshurr:
#7. You will Happily Miss Home from Afar and be so Much More Invested in the Affairs of Nigeria than Those Living in Nigeria.

Need I say more?

This I can relate to...

My cousin who's been in the US for years now, always bug me unnecessarily by copying and posting, mostly, current Naija Gists to me on Whatsapp
And most times the stuff he sends usually turn out to be things I am yet to know of or hear about

I guess he miss Home

EVILFOREST:
It's normal for an IKWERRE MAN to fight forever.
They sleep with CUTLASSES.
They marry unforgiving spirit before their real wedding
It's in them.
Hard Truth.

Oluku...

End SARS by Corizo
Story of Padi by Corizo
Jeruselema remix feat Burna

And just recently...
Holy ground by Davido
&
Load my account by Joshua Ad


I listen to Omay Lay most times though
But...Ye ye ye...is the only one of his I can put on repeat

OP

It's OYIGBO
NOT Obigbo

...please take note

How many of them there even knows how to actually use a sanitary pad

Damn!

too bad shit like this from these minors is actually encouraged, to a point a MOD saw no issues in pushing this sorta shit to NL front page