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Commando
Predator
Nam Angels
True Lies
American Ninja
Revenge of the Ninja
No retreat No surrender

Etcetera etcetera

Between a man & a woman, who profits most from not being single anymore

So, why she no go dance?
No be who dey happy na e dey dance ni

Cry over a failed relationship??
Because of say I dey mad ni

Bennysam:
I no cry but the whole day food no hungry me at all

My Brother...that shit happen to me too.
It was the very first & last time I felt heartbroken

...after the breakup that fateful morning, I just went to work as usual. And then went for lunch break at noon.
I ordered for food, tried to gulp a few spoons of rice...and that was when I discovered I didn't have the appetite to eat.
I left the whole food n drink on the table and went away.

That moment, I realized...heartbreak is real

See yeye ppl

When the Nations that matter...
(i.e developed countries)
...are trying to boycott the use of crude oil and almost everything that comes from it, NNPC is still busy with trying to discover more crude oil

To sell to who?
I wonder

As in, somebody like James Nwafor dey Anambra dey terrorize and murder young guys with impunity...yet the youths of Anambra and the so-called bad boys of that Akwuazu Community couldn't take a bold step to take the laws into their hands to waylay Mr James and waste him

Lily-livered South Easterners

Such atrocities couldn't have been committed anywhere in the South South
...that's for sure

Yeye boy

The right sanction, I think, would be the deportation of their wards/children back to Nigeria wherever they're found in the UK

pocohantas:
You are overthinking things.

How can you keep saying you haven’t eaten for 3days without any explanation? Haba! Don’t you know that is Naija babes intro to ask for urgent 2k?

The guy is not psychic to know you were fasting. Whenever I tell a man I haven’t eaten, I always make sure I add the reason (e.g) Busy day, I am trying to watch my intake/weight...etc.

While it wasn’t so nice of him to disappear, we should remember that building relationships is hard in Nigeria because we suspect ourselves too much. Imagine if he kept telling you he is lonely.

It is okay if you want to block him, I just want you to know you are not entirely blameless. It takes time and trust to unlock certain aspects of a friendship...

You've said it all, my dear
No mind this OP
...Na her types dey make Boys dey worry Guys say Dem wan join dey do Gee

I've not eaten!
I've not eaten!!
I've not eaten!!!
At that point, if the guy had asked for your account details for him to credit your account, would you have told him not to bother himself, that you're actually fasting??

The guy acted the way most Nigerian guys who don't have normally act; they ghost you for a while when it seem like you'll soon make a demand

PS: The Guy No Get. and he ghosted you because you were making him feel useless due to his inability to send you something the times you kept telling him you've not eaten.

Bros (Slawormiir) no dey into BEC or Funds Lifting ...else am sure he would've had something to say here

Meanwhile, I must say that 70% of Gee Boys out there wouldn't know what to do if you gave them your ATM Card Pin and the whole details embedded on your ATM card.
But, atleast, 10% of the Real Niggarrrs out there can lift funds from your account without knowing your ATM Pin.
The remaining 20% of the so called Yahoo Boys out there, they don't even know what they're doing.

Jokes apart...
I can relate to what the OP is saying.

Whenever I come across these Inmessage babes who have assorted beads around their waist and different little tattoos on their thigh, it usually gives me the creeps

donbachi:
Make una help me ask wike wetin amaechi come do for govt house today.

They are still brothers. No matter what.
So, can't a brother visit his brother again

abeg, na which day AAU go beg us like dis

SMH. abi no be Anambra again?
We know what they do
No be today.

Anyways...
May her gentle soul RIP

starbuck:
What happened to her leg?

Was that as a result of blood clotting

Oh! You noticed it too, right?
Me sef I don't understand it.

"If you no get make you no hide your face o
Show your face make person help you"

...na so the life just be.

Mires:
Don't always be fast to write. Go back and read what OP wrote.

Oga...you wey Sabi read and understand, what actually was written up there that doesn't correlate with what I said ??

Explain to the house.

Rapmoney:
In as much as we always try to paint and re-paint realities, they still stare at us in the eyes with the greatest level of confidence or boldness you can think of.

I am using this post to offer a candid advice to Nigerian graduates within the 2.2 grade level, especially, those folks who graduated within the last 2 years. I said this because I should think most of the folks who graduated 5 to 10 years ago would have been able to create something for themselves, whether on a small or large scale.

Graduating with a 2.2 grade should not make you start dwelling on how you did it wrong and what you could have done and not have done.
Your 2.2 grade does not mean you are not intelligent or brilliant. Certificates from Nigerian higher institutions these days have lost their true value and relevance. There is little or no difference between university certificates and cardboard papers or wallpapers. Your 2.2 grade should give you the signal that the labour market is not friendly to you because even the first class and 2.1 graduates are not finding it easy as well. Except you have strong connections, you may never get that dream job of yours with your 2.2 cert. It is the truth. There is no proverbial Good Samaritan anywhere. Stop waiting and act.


ADVICE FOR 2.2 GRADUATES

1. Stop looking for that dream job that is almost nonexistent. Get productive in any small firm that employs you. Even if the salary is not big. Make sure you save aggressively like a mad man. Give yourself few years and start your own business in any lucrative industry you have interest in and passion for. Grow your business diligently and gradually. Make sure your eyes are wide open kokoroko like those of a hawk. No room for distractions from unserious friends. Business first.

2. Humble yourself and learn a good lucrative skill. Nigerian university education is almost like a scam! The country does not possess the industrial capacity to absorb graduates from most of the departments and faculties you fancifully look at in JAMB brochure. Again, without connections, there is no Good Samaritan out there. Go learn a good skill and TRY TO BE VERY GOOD AT IT; it should not even be related to what you studied in school. You should explore other career paths in life.


The Nigerian society does not always believe in 'practicalize what you can do for us to see'. So even if you are a very bright person who graduated with a 2.2 due to some unfortunate circumstances, you may never get that chance to prove your worth or knowledge to get employed in your dream industry. That is how the system is. Yes, it is all messed up you would say. And you are right. The system believes in connections laced with mediocrity and financial gratification.

My candid contribution...

Happy Weekend!

OP
Dis ur write-up get as e be o
Na why I no fit talk much

All I'll say is...
The Nigeria we find ourselves today, the grade with which one graduates from the University with doesn't really matter.

A third class graduate can easily start working in INTELS or in AGIP or in UNIPORT barely three months after graduation, whereas a first class graduate could still be roaming the streets of Port Harcourt or Lagos for 3yrs, searching for a job.

It all depends on "who you know"
And of course, the God_factor

IntersexSherry:
bottom line, this life no balance at all..

This life balance well
Na you wey no stand well

DasaintHope:
You even try remembering a line... All I could remember was the music was dope.

Lol
Whereas I can't even remember the music or soundtracks used

It's been so long mehn

I dun even forget wetin the main movie been dey talk about that year sef

DasaintHope:
Love that movie man. Even up to today "black arrow" is what I call uncle segun

One line in that movie I tend not to forget is the part where Emeka Ike said to Ramsey Noah... "Ajebutter have your money man. Take it."

Unlike the one I was Dating, before her, who normally ask about money to go to the saloon every three or four weeks...

...I knew she's the one when we Dated for three good years and she never asked me for money to make her hair.

Not even once.

Dat one on yellow just locate the location just to go sell her market o
.....see as her up & down just dey visible

osarog:
For the fact that my language sounds like Igbo language doesn't mean I'm Igbo. People should understand this.

Ikwerres are not Igbo.

A thousand LIKES for this statement of urs


...Ikwerres are not Igbo
...Rivers State is not Igbo land

To Hell with them all
...they've always been known to be Saboteurs

tunapawizzy:
[b]AS IF THE APC HE IS GOING TO WILL ZONE THE PRESIDENCY TO SOUTH EAST.

Bros, i tire o

The APC that plans to bring forth Amaechi/El Rufai to run for primaries.
The same APC that plans to field Tinubu or Osibanjo as it's presidential candidates.

Umahi has misfired
Cos, personally, I think he stands No Chance

Is she celebrating a Toyota RAV4
Or a Toyota Highlander

Which one is it

saaphiere:
Great. I was there live.

Really. Were you?

Arrewa:
I have no issues with the south south. Those guys are the Heros that derserve more than what they're gaining from the current System. But unfortunately for them... they're from the current shiit hole part of the world

The problem of Niger Delta is leaderhip not even Nigeria.

A state like Delta and Bayelsea supposed to be more developed than Abuja.

Even if we divide this country.

Some people would still suffer this same bad leadership from our current crop of African leaders.

We all have same issue all over Africa minus the white north Africans.

The black people generally have leadership problems.

But you see those politicians from the south south...

Those guys are worse!

As for Igbos reality go soon hit them

This, right here, is the most reasonable thing I've ever heard you say, Mr.

gidgiddy:
When you find out what land it is, let us know

It's now Rivers State land, Mr

...and the last time I checked
Rivers State is not Igbo nor Igbo land.

gidgiddy:
But he at least did give some names. Wike only gave words

Normally, the Nigerian Army don't drop names of slain personnels.

Wike might have been privileged to know those names, but he's not at liberty to say them to the general public.

1st and 2nd pic...Oba Market ?
4th pic...Ring Road ?

That's nice of them.

gidgiddy:
Now what land is it?

It's not an Igbo land.
...that's for sure

BruncleZuma:


When nah ashawo and drunkards be your major imports, you gas soji to augment your GDP..

The thing tire me o

Dem been no dey allow cohabitation, but yet Dem been dey allow man and woman to, together, check into any of their luxurious hotels