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Aliko Dangote wishes to have monopoly power on almost everything ...and it's too bad of him.

all these young girls of 26yrs looking like they're 36yrs, make una try send DM to Genevieve to ask which Baba dey give her soap use
Or better still, make una beg her to cut soap give una make una use small
...y'all are looking way older than y'all ought to be...cos of too many body counts, I guess

Okoroawusa is shamelessly and codedly trying to extend a hand of friendship to Uzoadironma

baba lifeless is taking a short rest

short rest kor day break ni

ha ha ha
this OP sef na learner o

do Nigerian guys still ask Nigerian girls that archaic question of "would you be my girlfriend" before they kickstart a relationship?

personally, I can't even remember the last time I popped that question to a Babe.

OP
my advice to you is
"find a way to sleep with her"

forget all those shit you're saying...she's special...she's different...she's divine...she's blah blah blah
cos even with all those attributes you think you've seen in her, am sure you'll still want to bed her, one day, during the course of ur relationship with her.

so why not just bed her NOW and save yourself the stress of "asking her out in style"

mind you, one SURE advantage you'll have if you take her to bed is the fact that she'll start thinking/seeing it that you both have started a relationship after the sex.
...Naija babes tend to always think that way.

this OP sef
ppl dey reveal to dem partner say Dem dun cheat?

am currently in one sha
am in Rivers State, she's in Edo State.
we talk on phone once or twice EVERYDAY.
last time I was "with her" was January 2020
and according to her statement about 3weeks ago, January 2020 is still the last time she was with someone (me).
now, am I supposed to believe that?

well, dat's long distance relationship 4 most of us
...trust is usually on a low.

the same shit some of us experienced at Rumuokoro (PORT HARCOURT) not too long ago

danski:
if u don't have anything to say please shut up
not all Edo gals are like dat u hear use ur head

idiotá

tried that shit once with a colleague
but e no favor me too much

e con be like say I dey work for the babe cos as she dey give me the kpekus steadily, na so she dey steadily request for huge amount of money immediately we all get alert at the end of the month

omó, I had to find fault in her and end the whole thing.

BiggyB242:
Edo girls are controlling, though if they love you, they are loyal.

Loyal wetin
where Dem loyal go ??

as a PH Boy who schooled over there (Ekpoma) I had dealings (or should I call it relationships) with many of Dem who claimed to love me very much...and I tell ya...those leeches ain't loyal...cos their own loyalty is as fake as fvck

abi na one time wen I dey browse one particular Babe website, her BF wey dey Benin call her, she tap me for shoulder say make I slow down on the browsing...as she took her guy's call.

na the kinda ppl wey u say dey loyal be that?

bros no talk o

ONE of the many reasons why people should abstain from premarital sex, especially, during courtship

for fvck sake mehn
...WHY will u fvck ur fiancee's sister

how will you feel if ur fiancee confessed to you that she fvcked ur younger brother? but that it was just a one time thing

will you still go ahead and marry her after she confesses such an act to you?

I detest guys who sleep with the sister of their girlfriend and guys who sleep with their girlfriend's best friend

now you say na "conji"
if conji worry u, u no fit put call across?

infact, OP, Grace ought to shoot u in the nuts

based on the hustle turning off one's Data network is an anathema ...being without Data for even 10mins is a No no

just downloaded it from the link the FTC dropped there and listened to it. and now, all I gotta say is...

Bella didn't impress me this time around.

back then in school, year one, I started Dating the number 2 kinda girl and it normally pisses me off each time I found out she's gone to a party, graduation or club house.
one time I even went to her lodge only to find her roommate who told me my bitçh has gone for a birthday party with a female lodge mate. it pissed me off I had to call her to get her stúpid ass to my lodge before the next hour.

By year two, it was obvious, even to a blind man, that she's also a number 6 kinda girl.
Before we started year three, no be person tell me to drop the bitçh

TheMohican:
Lols.. choke on my divk binch

diçkheâd

[I think] prior to this incident, am sure she must have had some sort of dealings or transactions with Efe.

I think the police while interrogating Efe should endeavor to still question the victim, to find out what had transpired between she and Efe before the ugly incident.

from their findings, other girls will learn how not to be victims of animalistic humans like Efe


PS: I strongly condemn violence against women

tayewomi:
Eeyah did u guys still in touch i mean ur former gf this life Sha..and how's life

Life is Good, bro.
and am still in touch with both of them.
thanks!

back then in my Uni days
I had a GF, same Dept
one time she and I had a little quarrel and so I decided to use the chance to invite a Babe from outta State.
during one of the days the other Babe was around, my GF got to my apartment (probably for a make up accompanied with a make up sex) but she saw another Babe in my place. she didn't make trouble. she just left and then called me on phone to ask where I was and who was the visitor at my place.
na so I from school rush go her lodge go beg o
but my GF no gree hear my own.

after a week when my visitor left sha I still went to plead with my girl sha ...she forgave me and we were good again.

I no treat her like that ever again till we all left AAU.

a long time ago I was stupid enough to rent an apartment for a Babe I thought was a reasonable lass.

now, thinking that it's cool to visit her unannounced since I paid for the house, na so my two left leg carry me go her place sometime around 10:30pm since her place ain't too far off from mine(NTA Road to Uniport area).
on getting to her place, I knocked severally but Babe didn't answer and seeing that the protector of the apartment wasn't locked from outside, I knew that she must be inside so I kept knocking and knocking intermittently.
since the knocking wasn't stopping, with a somewhat scared voice, she asked "who is that" and when I mentioned that it was me, she went silent for about 12 seconds before she said "am coming".
she stepped out to open the door, with wrapper around her waist and I got inside only to find a guy lying on the floor shirtless and pretending to be sleeping.
with a calm voice I asked her who the guy is and she was shakily explaining to me that it was her friend's boyfriend who came to look for her friend but when he came, her friend wasn't around and since it was already late, he begged to spend the night in her room (her friend camps in her house sometimes/some days)
omó, me sef no kukuma believe dat kind story o, so, about an hour after she gave that shitty explaination, I decided to run a test by insisting on fvcking her while the other nincompoop was still carrying on with his pretence on the floor.
omó, Babe no let me fvck her that night o. and the thing wey vex me pass that night na say she tie wrapper wen she been plan to sleep b4 I come that night. but wen she ready to come join me for bed, she go wardrobe go wear bumshort and spaghetti top come join me inside bed.
the matter pain me that night o...ah swear I just dey boil inside me al2ru that night and the next morning, but I didn't let it show. I didn't even accuse her of sleeping with that guy. I just bone.
knowing say na one chance I dey so, I begin take her like a banging machine cos each n every time I visit her from the night of that incident, 2 seconds, I dun UnCloth her begin bang her, with CD.
one time she even asked me why am now using CD on her since we don't normally use CD before. I just smiled and carried on without answering.
we carried on like that for about 3months till she called me one morning to tell me that she's pregnant for me. all I said to her was "mtcheeew...you're not serious" b4 I ended the call n turned off my phone for two years

yeah, that's right, 2yrs.
after that call we only saw each other again just 2yrs ago and fvcking continued
but each time she calls me to come over or come take her out, I never fail to tell her point blank that she shouldn't 4get the fact that she's not my girlfriend. and she's always stupid enough to reply with "I know"

I last saw her three weeks ago sha
n m nt lettin go of such a gud pvssy anytime soon

set awón "Feminist" geng
...seeking gender equality


if you've ever rushed to take the bill and pay off the waiter/waitress when you go on a Date/Outing with a male friend, boyfriend or fiance, raise your hand ��‍

Skepticus:
That's a prostitute you dealt with which is no different from the ones you pick at clubs or at an ashawo hotel. I do like the fact that she is honest (partially honest anyway). Hiding under relationship na scam. Even in relationship, you won't be the only one banging her.

Prostitutes are mostly honest women while other women are mostly dishonest prostitutes.

TheMohican:
Everyday you wake up in the morning look at a mirror, that is that a retarded scoundrel looks like. Fat disgusting swine

useless son of a swine

"Anambra International Airport is one of the best Airports in Nigeria". really?

project isn't even upto 50% completion yet
and they've already started chest_beating "

this Nnamdi Kanu's ppl sef ehn

normally, I don't spare any time viewing local football games; not even AFCON Games.
But this very match, it's like I go find time to watch am on Saturday sha

Bornsinner7:
Lol.. ok

Damn it! it's a hell of a experience to use operamini to surf on nairaland

my brother, since upto a month plus wen NL page begin hard to open via Chrome Browser and Phoenix Browser, na Operamini na e me con dey use since then o

it's manageably nice

Buhari is a failure

is it a right_hand_driven car I see there

cool looking SUV with it's sleek design
dis...is by far...better than...dat shitty IVM Ikenga

the fact that some ppl feel and think that Tinubu will rule Nigeria some day

....I always find it hard to think that way

damn Niggarrrrr

one thing I miss so much abt my ex is her pussy

we always engage in mouth action
this Babe can return from lectures on a sunny day and her pussy will still smell nice and without any odour nor fowl smell

not all these ones these days that one will need to ask them to go take a shower first before fvckery will commence
these days sef I hardly engage in mouth action which used to be something I couldn't do without


Ofure...anywhere wey you dey
I miss youuuuuu

Reno is right sha

I was wooing a Babe I met on SM today, asking her to come around for me to know her better and stuffs like that.
this lady just told me point blank, that she knows what I want but that what she she actually wants is Money.
so I asked her if she's into 'runs'
she said "not really. I just want a relationship. I need who will take care of me".
guys! can you imagine this?
is going into a relationship now a means of survival to Naija females all over

I sha asked her to come around let's talk abt it.
she came, I did what I had to do
and then dropped her off,
with a little something for part-time sustenance.


PS: Bitchés are Leeches.