₦airaland Forum

Right now, I actually need a new Bible
...I recently noticed that the one I've got is too big

So, yeah, I'll definitely and happily accept a portable bible from a friend/lover as a Valentine's gift.

Whada:
Exactly. I don't know why there's a photographer to capture the hypocritical moment.

You don't know that each and every time a sitting governor is on the move, there's ALWAYS a Press Crew that goes along with his convoy ??

Last time I got a Valentine gift was abt 6yrs ago
...a love frame and a flower


I've never been single from then till now o
But yet, no gifts
Meanwhile, I always give Dem gifts

Na why I kuku dun sign am say dis year own
Tomorrow, any of Dem wey come around
Or wey I go visit
...NO GIFT for Dem

internationalman:
Mercedes, the Samsung of cars

Don't tell me Lexus is the iPhone of cars

na this kind Mercedes na e a Man dey buy give
"the most beautiful Woman on earth"

Alright.

greymiles:
Car wey no fit pass 600k
Na 9ja used sef, maybe na 400k

e shock you too, abi

Henreez:
Men don't deserve more than boxers.

What exactly do they do other than sleep with us?
We give them our precious body

That girl you using her picture, if I have her, I'll do nothing else but sleep her. All day. Every day.

Babes with precious body n curves like hers are to, just, be used

Public nudity is now the new norm

OP

No worry yourself
Wen una two dun join body for the other room,
Immediately after that, una two head go correct

pretydiva:
I will be in my house sleeping

Can I come and sleep with you

Lizzydonnah:
Home alone, sleeping

I'll like to come sleep with you

Divay22:
Well, since i don't know anywhere around porthacourt. I guess I'll be staying at home

Quote me ...with your location
...I'll come around

OP

na the "buy him grasses" na e be the only part u see?

"if your man gets you an iPhone 12, in return, you're supposed to get him something NOT LESS THAN 150k"

You no understand her msg reach dis extent, abi?

Dammmmn Niggarrr
WTF

AlphaAlex:
Lol ah ah no be Wike wire Tambuwal some kind money some weeks ago so he’s owing salaries . Oga projects indeed. But seriously though this guy is a bastard buying up properties in rivers state at an alarming rate . Heck the bastard is building a helipad in his home as we speak . If you think I’m joking pass Ada George.

Oh
Bros...dat thing na helipad?
I was not understanding o
...I been dey think say na mini stadium guy man dey build for his compound


Meanwhile, about the topic at hand...
Y'all should do well to verify the veracity of this News before hurling curses and abuses on your families thinking you're sending it in Wike's direction

A cousin of mine that am very close to is a secondary school teacher in one of the State Government Secondary School in the state. She's been there since Amaechi's tenure and till date, there's never been a time she asked me for money because they're being owed salaries.
So, please, y'all should take it easy on trying to smear Wike's name in the dirt

I no too suffer wen I dey school
...thank God
I no collect anything on credit from anybody
...to avoid see finish

I dey waste time to pay my rent sometimes
Na why my landlord nor dey let me hear word
Whenever I carry babes pass he own building

But even at that, you see that man?
I ready build upstair for am in time to come

Inshallah

Ok.

I remember some years ago when a guy approached me to tell me what my GF back then was doing behind my back.

The guy was like, "Bro...I see you like a correct guy na e make I say make I cornerside u to tell u wetin ur girl dey do for ur back. See ehn...that ur girl dey date my friend and most times my friend dey see u together with the girl, but after when he ask her about u, she go find one lie drop give my friend. Ok, just yesterday evening wen me with my friend n ur girl dey together, he ask her wetin make you(me) dey always come around her. She con dey tell my friend say u dey disturb her for her to Date you(me). And, bro, I know say you with the babe dey Date since, na why I come say make I tell u wetin dey happen. If u no believe me sef, I fit call u to come our place the next time ur girl go come visit my friend".

When I heard all this, mehhn, a cold chill ran down my spine.
And true to his words, two days later he called me to come confirm what he told me.



Ah swear ehn, I love the guy for doing what he did
(No homo)
...it's ALWAYS cool for a bro to be his brother's keeper

Na so Dem go take catch Bobrisky...in the act...with a Nairalander...one day


And na here(Nairaland) we go still read abt am

This right here is one of the reasons why I no try am say I dey stay or spend night in any HK during my days in Edo State.

...if you know, you know

sapphiere:
Lord have mercy.
That is why NL as been made free for anyone to create a thread. Create your thread and become the FTC. As simple as that. Because i'd rather not create a thread than allowed a male become the FTC on the thread I created

ngwa negodu onye nka

Is this not the very same Mercedes Brabus which Cristiano Ronaldo's fiancee got for him as a birthday gift for a whopping sum of over 220million naira

Or this is just the version of Brabus for Nigerians that is just about 70million naira or less

Why will she not be missing in action and equally missing in Aso Rock when the man occupying Aso Rock is not her husband

the North is the biggest problem Nigeria has

Jerryherd:



Frat don loose value jare... Na money real men dey find not violence

Was at a Sport lounge a while back watching a game when about 4 or 5 teenagers drove in and took a seat close to my table...

Back then in the late 90s , 20s, when such numbers of teenagers seat to hangout, the discussion was always about Eiye vs Aiye vs Buccaneers counting scores of death, or about how many girls they had sex with

I was shocked this young boys said nothing about Cultism, ruggedity or girls, they talked more on cryptocurrency, giftcards , cashapp , greendot ,freelancing and other serious money matter, the young lads were calling serious money and discussing mega deals

This is 2021 shun Cultism, protect your future


.

Are you a learner ??
Na young gee boys come sit close to ur table so


...even with a fully subscribed DStv at home, most times, to stay home dey watch Live Match no dey make sense

Imagine the effrontery

Lexusgs430:
It's like what sniper is, to human beings......... Sniper would suck the moisture and life, out of a human being........


Rice, would suck the moisture out of the water damaged device........

Ha ha ha
I take it you're being serious?

This is a new one to me
Honestly

What's this serious talk about putting a phone inside a bag of rice ??

ayam not understanding you guys

I always tell the females of this generation to be aware of the fact that 97.7% of the males of this generation will ALWAYS want sex during the course of a relationship

ADVICE: if you as a female ain't ready nor willing to give up that kpekus, then you ain't got no business going into a relationship with the opposite sex

...forget the fact that when you say "I don't want sex in the relationship" the guys usually accept your terms.
They accept that terms & conditions just to at least kick off the relationship first
Knowing that at the long run, they're still gonna want and demand for sex

OP

Since you been dun already plan to give him the kpekus on the 14th, he no fit wait, he rush collect am yesterday, you for still just let by gone be by gone sha o

After all, you both are "in" a relationship
That means, he's a boyfriend.


Just take am say "ur boyfriend slept with you".

.

With the small fame diswan dun dey garner around some South West states, he wan begin talk and do pass himself

In this era of...living life on the fast lane,

Niggarrrs dey do yahoo
Bitchesss dey do oloshó