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tunary:
Hmmmm prevention is better than cure, I better not attempt it at all. I don't like rough play. imaging being stripped nayked and all the girls and little children will focus and sight seeing the dick saying, See brother prick; as an adult they'll use 2 by 2 ( cane) to flog the dick, by then the dick go do run hide (shrink) na the scrotum and the testicles go come take head carry the wahala all because of the confusionist (ladies) if she no gree to consensual I find my way, them surplus

Try trying it on a girl who's your girlfriend.
.....to ascertain if she's into such or not

It's much more safer with a girlfriend because it's very much unlikely that your own girlfriend will raise an alarm of "rape", in such a situation.

But then again, like you said...
"prevention is better than cure"


so it's OK 4u 2just 4get about trying it out.

tunary:
This is very interesting. how do know the one that likes forceful sex now? if person try to use force on any girl and the girl start shouting, wahala go burst o. people go run come, before you know them don stripe person nayked. I no dey for wahala

Ha ha ha...
That's just it bro
Most times, u don't get 2know who likes it

Cos these babes won't just openly tell you that they fantasize about being raped or that they'll like to engage in forceful-sex.
Besides, when you want to try the forceful-sex of a thing and the Babe begins to shout out loud, ah ah, u no go use ur head know say na kasala wan burst so and you're supposed to leave her alone at that time?


Anyways my advice is, NEVER try that shit on a Babe "IF" it is the very first time you're having sex with her ...else, na Police station you fit land dey explain yourself o

Diswan no lie about his age.

Unlike Burna wey say he dey 27yrs
Davido wey say he dey 29yrs
Chioma wey say she na 25yrs

...and the rest of Dem liars geng

[quote author=bizzibodi post=89347677][/quote]What sort of question are you asking?
How did he leave infectious disease matter for the FGN?
The partial and absolute lockdown he ordered, is it the FGN that told him to do so?

Even the lockdown he ordered, you guys are still criticizing his action.
If he relaxes the lockdown and Covid-19 cases begin to skyrocket, you guys will still criticize him for not putting strict measures in place.


So please, let him be.
Let Rivers State be.

Good morning!!!

lookingfly:
lol

Thanks for corroborating my story.

Good morning!

Francis96:
There is this yoruba girl that bleeped during my 100 level in the boys hostel(Uniport). Mandela hostel to be precise. I'm in 200 level now.
I got to know this girl through my friend when she came to register for her jamb around Uniport. So, a day before her post utme she came to my hostel. I made plans for her to go and sleep with one of my female coursemate in the female hostel but she adamantly refused saying that she doesn't like the girl, that she would rather sleep with me in the boys hostel. I was shocked on hearing that because this girl is the leader of her church choir somewhere around Ph. I said ok no problem because I have the biggest bed in my room and the foam can accommodate both of us. My brothers and Sisters , around 12am this girl started caressing my dick, I was surprised and couldn't believe my eyes. As as sharp Anambra boy i started fingering her and she started begging me to Bleep her, meanwhile there was a fool that refused to sleep when all this was happening, we were 12 boys in the room. All of them were fast asleep except one fool that was watching a movie with his laptop.
Na so this girl asked me if we could use the bathroom, i took her to the bathroom and we started bleeping chai even with all the Vikings wey full hostel i still took that courage. After everything we went back to my room and slept.

The next day after writing her post utme she refused to go back to her family house she insisted on staying more additional 2 days with me. This time around I bleeped her in my room filled with 12 boys. Do you know that I fuckeed this girl 3 times in the hostel without any of the 12 boys knowing? Nna ehhh . The girl later got admission and shes now in 100 level. Anytime we see eachother in school we would just smile at eachother. It was a wierd experience because she is the leader of her church choir group.

Bros, permit me to come lap you for Choba make you put the Babe on call and introduce her gimme nah

I just like Babes wey truly n really like D!ck

shomutuski:
Well! I don't know if my story is in line with the topic, i just felt like sharing it here.

While i was in university! My young blood got admitted into my school as a freshman, so it was a biggie for him that his senior brother was im final year and my squad was super lit, 7 man gang always rolling deep.

One time i went to see him in his lecture hall with my friends and all dem ladies there were thirsty af. You know how freshers always want to date guys above their peers level.

Long story short! That's how one of his course mate took my number and was chatting with me. I was actually astonished cus damn, the babe get mind. She just wanted a taste of the D.

I was even trying to engage her with suspense but she wasn't feeling it. She wanted straight hookup, first semester exams for me final year. I had one exam like that so i was reading in night class, her call came in and she was asking where i was?? I told her and she fixed a place where we should meet, very secluded and dark.

I was skeptical at first make he no go be setup!! But omo boy use one mind. I got there and she showed me her boobs very perky and caramel colored. Breast is my weak point. I like am diee ���. As i was freestyling on them, the babe just they give all those iphone ringtone....

That's how one nightguard shined torch ooo, we just jakpa commot, deep down i was praying we don't get caught cus i actually had a lot to lose been in final year, this bish never collect her first result sef. We linked up again in another location ooo, behind one stall like that close to a tree.

I told her to blow me, obviously she's not a professional cus she had major issue taking my whole girth. She was at it for good 15mins i didn't cum, this babe made a statement that i can never forget, she said jesus please save me here!!! � i almost died with laughter. Brothers forget about bishes claiming they are relegious ooo, if them see good D ehen. They go cooperate.

Nah so i finger am die!!! Emi hand of god maradona. The babe was so wet ehen, as i wan insert sim card nah so she say no. I asked why she said she's not ready that she needs permission. I was perplexed ooo, i asked from who she said from her friends.

I was like which friends she said the ones on the tree watching us. ������ Jesu

My gbola became flaccid, i asked if she was joking and she reiterated affirmatively... From there i sabi sey i don buy job.

Guys, i ran as fast as i could back to the hostel.
Told my guys and my brother what happened, i didn't sleep that night till the next morning after my papers. Alhamdulilah i passed if not i fot use extra year.

I traveled down to lagos to see my ustadh and i explained everything to him. I had to do spirituali cleansing and protection, barbed my hair skin and even set the outfit i wore that day on fire.

I graduated from University and all went well.

My brother told me years after that the babe is still into that modus operandi of giving nigga free bleeps.


Guys always be skeptical about a lady that wants to give you free knacks, some just want your destiny or something else.

If i wasn't fortified. Hmmmn i don't know what I'll be saying today.

.....the ones on the tree watching us

Dawan off me
Ah swear
.....LMAO

tunary:
How can a rational lady prefers rape to consensual sex? she well so?

Some females fantasize about rape sex.
You dunno?

Anyways, to put it mildly, some call it forceful-sex




Tried it once with a girl.

I visited her.
We were talking.
And then we got into an argument.
In other for things not to escalate,
I wanted to leave, so
I got up n started walking 2wards the door.
Babe grabbed me by my trouser and asked me where I thought I was going, while looking straight into my eyes.
I looked her in the eyes and I could tell she wished to be fvcked and that's why she didn't want me to leave, despite the heated argument we've had.
Playfully, I picked her up, moved towards her bed, dropped her on her bed, raised her gown, peeled off her panties, pushed my trouser n boxers down a bit and slid into her wet DM.
Mind you, from when I picked her up n carried her to the bed, to when I was fully embedded inside of her, babe was hitting my chest and saying "stop stop stop"

Less than 7minutes into the rough fvckery, babe was shaking n convulsing uncontrollably.


This was about three weeks ago.
And that was the very first time this girl came in less than 7minutes fvckery.
Other times, I'll have to have been hitting it for about 25minutes or 35minutes before she'll start shaking n vibrating.


Afterwards I just had to ask her why she came so quick, she said she liked it when I pinned her hands down and was fvcking her brains out, even when she kept saying I should stop.

So, I tell u, SOME girls appreciate rape sex
A.k.a forceful-sex

Cosmatikka:
Go and like ur father's scrotum. Idiot

Ur papa...

ariklawani:
No, I guess is because of the tightness.. But to me, is disgusting fucking the asshole..

Ha ba aunty, u for try help d guy ministry ni
Ur kpekus too wide
Na e make the guy man ask for d asshole
...which he knows will b smaller n tighter









(abeg o...na joke I dey ooo)

Cosmatikka:
Not at all, I'm a medical doctor and I enjoy my job.
Now go and get a life or u can as well drink dat ur moniker and go meet ur father satan

Mtcheew
Come on get outta my sight
...medically dead doctor

Rubbish!





(can't believe I was even about to give you a "like" ...until I read through your second paragraph. Idi0t)

gypsey:
keep telling yourself that

I have told you.
Be careful!

gypsey:
I see! you have a cheap second hand 20 years old vehicle, and you think you are okay, soon you will be looking for someone to buy that scrap you call a car when hunger finally gets you, your stupid governor is arresting innocent people who are out looking for money for food and you are praising him, that is because you are both thieves you and your idiotic governor, if you had a job or business to go to you wouldn't be praising wike for arresting you while you are out trying to make get money to feed. you obscene ignorant cretinious individual. i employ people your age in my company.

Company kill you there

.....retárded m0r0nic !mbec!le

The way you're going, you'll probably die of frustration before this pandemic is over

Be careful!

Cosmatikka:
because I'm rendering essential services to his Ikwerre kinsmen and others. And I pay my tax to Rivers state govt, so I have d right to complain

Do well not to complain too much; to a point where one would think your complaints stems from frustration

gypsey:
I thought you were gonna help me with money for food?



I pity you, keep thinking that i am a nigerian citizen fool!

You're gonna die off of starvation if you're waiting on me to give aid to someone like you.

....a f0olish someone who's a national disgrace to his Country

Eaglernorwich:
I listened to him on radio dis morning
I think d main reason for this lockdown is not about d number of cases in d state,
he's angry bcus Federal government shared money for other states without giving him a dim to use and fight dis pandemic disease

my thought though

He is fighting hard for Covid-19 cases not to be on the rise, in his domain.

Because, he knows it(as much as I do) that even if Covid-19 cases in Rivers State were to rise to a 100, the FGN will probably not come to his aid; like they did for APC states like Lagos and Kano.

And, YES, you guessed right
"Everything is politics"

FGN is playing politics with this Covid-19.

pennywys:
sister'm please tell me more about Wike. It seems you know Wike than any other Rivers man or woman does, tell me more about a governor who imposes unessary lockdown on his people without palliative.

Are you in Rivers State currently?
You want the government to come feed u?
Were you jobless before Covid-19 came?

Sit there & keep waiting for government palliatives

.....lazy Nigerian citizen

Eaglernorwich:
I listened to him on radio dis morning
I think d main reason for this lockdown is not about d number of cases in d state,
he's angry bcus Federal government shared money for other states without giving him a dim to use and fight dis pandemic disease

my thought though

He is fighting hard for Covid-19 cases not to be on the rise, in his domain.

Because, he knows it(as much as I do) that even if Covid-19 cases in Rivers State were to rise to a 100, the FGN will probably not come to his aid; like they did for APC states like Lagos and Kano.

And, YES, you guessed right
"Everything is politics"

FGN is playing politics with this Covid-19.

Cosmatikka:
I live in PH, and have always defended Wike
But on this issue of lockdown, Wike is Wiked
He's a tyrant

The way you said it...
"You live in PH"
That means you ain't from PH
...nor Rivers State

So since you don't like the way he's been handling this lockdown issue from the onset, what stopped you from traveling to your home State before now ni

JBoy9:
Why is it that anytime you think to yourself "THIS GAS HAS LASTED FOR A LONG TIME O" That's the day it will finish?

(either that same day or the very next day)


I can relate

He is still compassionate
When the need calls for it



Amiable Governor

Quick Question...

Is PMB not up to 80 yet?
When is he planning on resigning, willingly

gypsey:
Yes, he was a minister and a governor to illiterate morrons like you. You are right i am hungry, could you help me with food please? i will give you my account number.


The man is arresting and forcing people to stay indoors without providing them with food or money and you are on here singing his praises? i give you 2 gold medals for been moronic! you are a cretinous fool. i am guessing you still have few thousand naira in your pocket or bank when that is finished, we will see who will die of hunger. you are probarbly a jobless thie, your days are numbered.

As i said, the man is an Ignorant, idiotic illiterate, he will get tired of arresting them.

Mr Man

Wike ain't the reason you're miserable
Wike ain't the reason y u're poverty stricken
Wike ain't the reason why u're a failure
Wike ain't the reason why you're so dáft


Do well to channel your agitations & frustrations somewhere other than on Wike, the government or Me.


you Lazy Nigerian citizen!

At times like this, it's always good to parade a scape goat so as to deter other citizens from misbehaving.


Gov. Ezebunwo Onyesom Wike
Carry Go!!!

lonelydora:
This is the kind of list Gov. Wike will see and extend this lockdown by 2 weeks more.

Wike wants to cash out big time. Cancelling FG (DPR) permit for essential Oil & Gas workers and asking them to come and get his own, and you know you must "roger" before getting his permit.

Wike said "Companies that donate will be given waivers later"

PMB/FG, biko, give Wike his own 10 billion naira before we all start having molds inside house like old eba.


Well done to everyone that donated.

I really tried hard to laugh
But I couldn't

And I think it's cos this talk about Wike and 10billion naira has become stale already.

Try to come up with something funny next time Ok

gypsey:
He will get tired of arresting people, even the police men he is using to conduct the arrest will also get tired, he cannot lock people down without providing them with foods, money and electricity. what kinda dictatorship is that?


dumb and idiotic governor

dumb and idiotic
Yet he was a Nigerian minister
...a position neither of your relatives can ever attain.

dumb and idiotic
Yet he is a sitting governor
...a position you can never get to

Yet here you are criticizing him out of hunger, ignorance or probably cos of some stúpid "likes" from NL users.


Please, next time, try to just STFU if you ain't got any meaningful criticism to dish out. Ok?

Maykanu:
Did he make any palliative available for these people to be locked down without hustling on what to feed their families with?

Wait make Nigerian government come feed your family for you, you hear?

Sit & Wait.

GreatResearcher1:
Of what use is this lockdown? No testing or whatsoever. To me, I am seeing it that Wike is indirectly attacking FG because of the 10b given to Lagos state.

This assertion of urs, I think it's stale already
Try something new.

monfizzy:
Are there no habitable areas in this PH, as in areas conducive enough for humans habitation? Each time I come across pics of this city they aren’t impressive one bit.

No double ur Hustle make you see small money take pay transport enter Port Harcourt for once in your life, you hear?
Since you no know wetin oyibo dey call "tourism"

Stay constantly online looking for pics of Port Harcourt that will impress you. LMAO

awa:
Most of us in PH are happy with what Wike is doing in PH especially during this pandemic. Wike might not always be right but he is doing wonderfully well. If you think Covid-19 requires kids gloove go and find out what is happening up north before you come here to incite hatred. Wike if you are reading this or your PA, continue doing what you are doing by ensuring safety of people in Rivers. You are a great man

He's doing wonderfully well jare
Wike.....carry Go!!!
the actual people of Rivers State are solidly behind you

One funny thing I've noticed is the fact that majority of non-indigenes residing in Rivers State are the ones criticizing Wike.
WTF

anyways, like Amaechi once said...
"If you don't like what am doing in Rivers State, you're free to relocate to your home state".


....and I so much love this statement

helinues:
So because your girl girlfriend is a gold digger, other ladies are same?

Bros shift abeg
You nor get talk to talk

...I see am say you wan begin talk about a different thing altogether

Good day!!!

helinues:
How is that a love if not just?

You want to digress?
na love we first dey talk about before