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Gwagone:
fake

A 'fake' life that is EXPENSIVE for "yOu" to try living in

Oh!

So it ain't every folk Abroad that tolerate gays.
And yet some folks on here always expect Nigerians to tolerate Bobrisky

that reminds me...

Where are the 13,241 trailer loads of rice the FGN directed the Nigeria Custom Service to distribute to states in Nigeria

DirtyGold:
The girls wanted to "belong" but, like all dark things, they weren't told about all what's involved.
So, when the ganģ-bañg happened which they weren't prepared or informed about, they got angry about the painful experience and chose to report.

That's how I see this story.
Once sex is involved and a woman feels sideways about it for any slight reason, gbam... rape!

What's tha business?

Exactly the case.

...as a Babe, before Dem Boys go blend you to "belong" all the guys in the house MUST go you round. It's called "merry-go-round"


So, maybe they weren't told about that part.
Or they just decided to report because of the "initiation fee" and the terrible Bleep experience.

Neef2018:
Rivers is a cultist state same with most of the SS states. It’s not just the unis and polys, even some elderly men are fully immersed into it. Cultism is in the streets. My Uber driver was attacked by 2 boys around Rumuola flyover. They battered this guy. They not born the driver well to talk as there are over 4 other boys watching the development. Me sef, I just sit down dey watch. I be ju, I nor fit enter fight wey I no know the root. After he was bloodied and we resumed our trip, I asked what that was all about, he said they were cultists and he’s coming back to retaliate. If you want to live well in PH just move to the GRA, anything outside that zone na OYO you be

Blah blah blah
Please, come up with something better

Taciturn1:
North is worth far more than South in Natural Resources

Aboki ...you say North do WETIN?

Sisijetue:
I remembered the day I was with my crush on the street he was saying some pretty nice stuff to me and then I was blushing only for me to sight my father coming back from work....I developed cold feet and ran to the house, my dad confronted the guy and told him never to come near his daughter again but believe me when he got home he gave a mighty slap I went deaf for some seconds, he brought out his belt and flogged the hell out of me after he asked me to crawl on our concrete floor for like two hours even my mom couldn’t beg for me... but guess what I still saw the guy the next day no be today we don dey chop cane and punishment
But I’m grateful tho because maybe I would have gotten unwanted pregnancy at a tender age

u have a strict disciplinarian as a father

Guess what?
I had same too


.....I remember the times he flogged my eldest sister with his belt or electric wire for standing with a guy or with guys outside our gate, to have conversations with them.
Funny thing is, she usually runs back inside whenever she sights Dad returning home from work. And most of the time, he had already seen her before she saw him



God rest his gentle soul!!!

cococandy:
Does it have security?

One of my friends got robbed in one of such hotels when he went home. So much for wanting to stay somewhere nice and private.

One of your clients, you mean

Officialgarri:
I'll like you to visit one hotel in Bayelsa. I bet you wouldn't wish to leave. But guess what, it was built by someone whose job is just to be called "first lady". No other job.

Name please...

Na today this old news con reach NL?
SMH

...I saw that clip three days ago

My opinion?

Well, if ya ask me, I wouldn't say that "Runs Girls Are Getting Better Husbands Than Church Girls"

But I'll say this... "Girls Who Know HOW To Fvck Are Getting More Marriage Proposals Than Girls Who Have REFUSED To Master The Act"

Sometime last week I saw a movie titled "Chernobyl" ...of which I know it was a real event which occurred in Ukraine.

So, I dare say that Africa, especially Nigeria, is light years from being able to handle or work with nuclear energy.

Instead of resorting to stealing she for kukuma just drop shame for house, go stand for road side dey collect small small money naa

NNFORUM:
Have you registered?

Nope

OP

Cut that crap about you hearing a neighbor asking a neighbor in your neighborhood.

I believe you're the one asking this very absurd question. if it's to gain traffic or popularity, I don't know and I don't care to know.

But lemme just ask you this...

If you have the intention of calling on the services of a lovepeddler for a meagre sum of 5k out of your supposed 20k, would you have come here to seek for our suggestions first?






Since tithing has to do with the Church, an Atheist like yourself just decided to come belittle tithers a little by coming here to ask such a dumb question that every good 'Christian' knows the answer to.

May God have mercy on YOU...
...as you try growing up

NNFORUM:
You can earn 5k - 20k for just reading and updating news MONTHLY on nnf.com.ng Just your normal activities like you do around NL will fetch you good income if you join us today. Registration is absolutely free

OK!
How do we get started?

seankafor:
I like this man believe shaa .

Have you not heard?
"Money Stops Nonsense"

Rivers State is very RICH.
Hence, his audacity

emerich:
Na runs gal you be? Na wetin carry you go there?

Bros, Me sef been wan talk before o
...I just say ma no talk

LMAO

Coldie:
Na so e start, the way u take know something know say we no love una na so we take know too know say una no like us.

Na so you reason am, baa?
Ok o

Coldie:
There's a difference BTW do u remain in love my question is una love us before?

How would I know?

All I know is, since when I start to know something...na dat time I know say una no love us...hence, we returned the favor.

Anything before that time, I don't know.

oceania100:
Park one side abeg. Instead of getting your leaders to do something about the slum and shanties you call city, you're rather chasing shadows.

Shift one side joor

Are the leaders in your home state any better ??

Coldie:
I dont know where d OP is from but lemme ask u, u say it's no secret that we don't love Rivers people, u do u people love us?

lemme still ask u, do u usually "remain" inlove with someone who OBVIOUSLY has no love for you ??

Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr
Hahhahh. Lets welcome this niggarrr to the real niggarrrs league!!! Hahhahhah

Isoright.
Welcome to the league of real niggarrrs

If you are a niggarrr and you have not experienced sexually transmitted wahalar then you are not a real niggarrr

The one when do me inside early 2019
I bang two girls within one month inside February 2019 without condom

O boy! When my dickkk start to dey scratch me after three weeks of the sex. I nearly mad..my dick nearly fall off because of scratching... that thing chop almost my thirty thousand naira. I first go normal chemist. Them give me Injection still the thing nor stop.
I run go Uniben health centre... The doctor shook me penicillin injection plus one other injection like that

I can never forget last year! Now ehnnn. My condom dey always dey with me steadily. Now i don reason am say he be like all these girls can actually have infection but the thing nor dey dirsturb them and he nor dey show for their body.
Na we guys the thing dey dirsturb pass.

Ah swear, that scratching nor be here o
The night own na e dey worse pass
Cos to sleep sef na War


Mehhhhnnnnn....leave am....skin to skin sweet die....but e nor worth the stress a guy go go tru afterwards, if he unknowingly go browse website wey get virus. Lol

This OP must be an Igbo person

It's no secret that they have no love for Rivers State and it's people, yet they're found at every nook & cranny in the state, doing various things (legal & illegal)





OP, when you're done with your 'subtle' propaganda, endeavor to give us the aeriel view of the City where you come from.

Thanks!

Close to a decade ago, an ex and I had a serious misunderstanding which metamorphosed into a very a heated argument.
I've forgotten the many things I said to her that day, but one thing I still remember vividly was her reply to something I said to her during the course of our arguement that day.
She said, and I quote...
"You think because I let you have séx with me in my house, that's how I allow every other guy to have séx with me if they visit me here?"

This right here was a lie, in a way, cos I've been by her place once(without calling her) and I heard the unmistakable moans of sex emanating from her self-con apartment.


Another ex once told me she was heading home for the night(sometime around 9pm) and being the stalker boyfriend that I used to be back then, I followed her on another Bike and discovered she went straight to some other guy's house to spend the night.

This same girl once told me that she has never double-dated and that she'll never double-date. .....I guess this was a white lie too.

This same girl also lied to me one certain time that she had a headache and was going home.
Only for me to go meet up with my guys at a club later that evening and my guys pointed my girl out to me.




This very girl do me many many things n lied to me many many times. Until I had to break up with her lying ass
.....but, currently sha she still dey come gimme the kpekus once once; even though she knows I have a girlfriend and I keep telling her that I can't take her back as a girlfriend.

Well, other than the usual "relationship betrayals"
I don't think I've had any other kind of betrayal that really got to me.

toprealman:
If you know the number of websites she has browsed, you won't be bragging son.
You are on CCTV......smile!

"smile for the camera"


......that bros is a learner
ONLY four
And he's on here bragging

When this whole shit is over...

I go enter Edo state
I go put my lady on call
I go find one place
When I enter the place,
I go scatter the place

In one word?
"Epileptic"


But, I thank God say Niggers dey still fit fuel Generator steady.

#GodPassDem

Mine is...

She's introduced me to her Mum once, because she's very hopeful that we're gonna get married, eventually.

But, deep down, i doubt that we will

TokeableGod:
Please guys I need recharge card to call my sick dad no amount is too small 0.9.0.4.7.5.6.3.3.7.6 thanks and God bless you

years ago on 2go

...that was the last time I came across this format o