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Meaning; before now, FG usually rake in 20billion naira every seven days?

How come they were always borrowing incessantly

Shoodboi:
This man here claims Deby was in a helicopter flying above the troops... what's stopping Buhari from flying in a helicopter hovering above his own troops?

Nigeria has been fighting BH since 2009 and the fighting intensified around 2012. That is between eight and 11 years. (For comparison, World War II was fought for six years and that was more than enough time for nations to build new weapons.)

That time was enough for us to have prepped up our army.

And before you APC rugrats start ranting about how PDP messed up, remember that PDP fought BH for three years while APC fought them for five. So, that excuse wouldn't fly.

The last statement he made sums everything up: "Chad also spent more money on arms and ammunition than any other challenges they have”, he said."

PDP was bad but APC is worse.

Bros, you bad o

You want make the lifeless one fall down and die by falling off a helicopter, ABI

This "Lockdown" has made me to understand one thing and one thing only...

And that is...

"at all times, I ought to have MORE moolah in my Aza".

The way me dey see this Corn Tree called Nigeria ehn, by the end of this Corona Virus brouhaha, all men and women go need double their hustle ooo

Cos by the end of this whole shit, World economy go crash. Nigeria economy go crash.

Everybody will smell it
And...Nobody will like the scent

Ingriid:
Almost every guy on this thread keeps saying virgins are better to non-virgins., but u guys will always says u have to taste before u buy. Isn’t this double standards? Maybe u guys should stop tasting before marriage .

Wen u wan buy cherry, na all the sellers dey agree to give u make u taste first?

Some go agree to give you to taste, whereas some no go agree. abi?

Most times, people still buy from those who didn't give them the one to test.
And still, other times, some will test it, give an excuse n end up not buying.




I hope you understand what I mean here??

yinkaOdutuyo:
Do anything, I mean anything, just name it to satisfy your woman or else she will cheat.

And if any woman that is not satisfied cheat, its all you weakma's fault and she is not to be blamed

I spit on your brainless head

Treasure28:
I have these agric palm trees in my compound. It made itself comfortable on one of its branches.

Meaning; it was just relaxing.
.....minding its own business
And you just go kill am
Were you hungry or what

OP

I like your style
You're a good propagandist

But you're obviously not a good journalist.

Kylekent59:
Pictures please.

Vipers are very dangerous, venomous and slow poke.

Hope you all now know how to identify a venomous snake.

The belly linings running to its tail is not broken, but single linings.

Hence, it is a venomous snake.

Are you trying to say that before we kill a snake, we ought to catch it, flip it, look carefully at the stomach region to see if it's the venomous or nonvenomous type, before we can then decide to kill it or let it go

What kinda bullshit are they doing there

johnny6211:
At least those people using iphone 11, can now know the Function the three camera(s) at the back of their phone. All thanks to the poster

iPhone 11 Pro, you mean?

Jupiter7:
Pls oo, I don't know if I am blind. Can someone help me out in pointing out the wrong words this supposed girl said to this guy. Cos I can't see anything seriously hurtful here in her words. It's just the usual catchy phrases and date words between folks.

I am just asking because tomorrow now, this kin guy go use sniper pills for this unsuspecting babe to destroy her figure and make her fat and shapeless. The babe no go even know how she take wrong this guy. She go dey wander wetin she do this guy for him to treat her like this.

Its well with you, Bros.
Cos the way I see am, ur mumu go last long.



I said those words of hers really hurt me cos I wasn't fond of asking every girl around me to date me, back then.
The few I went after, I ALWAYS GOT.

She being the first to say "NO", it really hurt.







Try understanding from my own point of view and quit saying shit.
.....and by the way, your written pidgin English sucks

The first time a girl said "NO" to me
I really felt bad

She was, like...
"u wan add me to ur queue of girls, ABI?"
(she smiled and continued with...)
You know what? Let's just be friends, OK?".



.....those words she said to me that day she rejected my advances(in my House) are probably the only words anyone has ever said to me that really hurt.

Or maybe it's just the only painful words I REMEMBER being thrown at me

chino11:
.....In the whole Port Harcourt they have the longest power supply.

Niggur, are you kidding me

You've obviously not been to 'Rumuibekwe' By Shell Gate at Aba Road.

Y'all don't seem to get it.

The money to acquire ventilators isn't really the issue for the Nigerian government
(I think)

The main issue is.....which organization or country is willing to sell and ship off ventilators to another country, when each country round the world actually needs all the ventilators they can get their hands on this period

But when they're too many like this one right here, it becomes 'an eyesore'

Beads?

OP ...no play o
that shit really turns me on



My ex recently started using those.
And I saw it 4d 1st time abt 2weeks ago
...when I went to pay her a harmless visit



Nigga right here ended up eating the forbidding fruit once again after setting eyes on those sexy beads around her waist


...truly, beads around the waist of a female with a nice physique is indeed a sight for sore eyes

Lostz:
Stop begging or pressuring a lady to marry you.

A girl who love you will even be asking when are you seeing my parents?

You are so correct.
...cos three outta the several am with, have been asking me that very question "indirectly"




@OP
the sooner you realize the simple fact that... "most females can be with you, not because they truly or really love you, but because they want to use you for sustenance until their ideal man comes along" ...the better for you.

And, another thing you should do?
Try inviting that girl to visit you(as the stranger) at your place(let it be your friend's place)

If she agrees to the venue of the meet, then you've got your 100% reason to drop her. Cos as I've learnt over the years, "when a female visits a guy at his place, there's always MORE THAN a 50% chance that she's willing to have sex if it comes to it".

With everything said, the ball is in your court.

Good luck with ya!!!

AhlexOfficial:
Hey folk, don't get too carried away, this treatment is not meant for our girls!..

Ah swear down
...shoe dey get size naa

Here I am thinking they ALL like it Big

Over here in Port Harcourt, three days ago my guy mentioned it to me (when we were discussing this Corona virus issue) that his girlfriend said she bought a paint of garri for 1500. Something that he himself used to buy for 400naira.

I Don't know what the current price is now.

agwom:
https://www.dailytrust.com.ng/global-economy-in-recession-worse-than-2009-imf.html

Oga...
IMF isn't International Monetary and Financial


...correct that error ASAP

CoronaVirusPro:
It's a stunt! If you a follower Davido, you will know he craves for positive or negative media presence at any cost.

Watch how it plays out. V

Ogbeni, go buy fuel put for your Generator, carry small money go subscribe your GoTV or DSTV .....so that you no go dey talk this kind talk for here

NaijaRoyalty:
I hope Davido isn't doing this just to trend


I pray she's healed if true in Jesus name, Amen

this period is a good time to be on Channels TV 24/7 ...so as to 'stay' updated

Nigerians...

Wearing a nose mask without wearing a hand glove

How sane is that

Now am beginning to see reasons why the Nigerian president have been unable to address the nation since weeks ago

...it seems, the Nigerian president is actually not in Nigeria.



Think about it.

SyrusdeHansome:
Let me give u a reasonable advice...
If u think she doesn't fit in to ur social class let her be. No matter how she tries to impress u chances are that you'll always try to accept her out of pity. *But an introvert deserves an extrovert nd vice versa.*

You think?

Anyways, thanks!

SyrusdeHansome:
If u can look with keen observation and God's guidance u will see the one 4 u among them. She may not be the most beautiful, may not be flashy like the rest, may not be rich but she's the one that'll guarantee u peace of mind.
It's just an advice.

Jeez mehn...
How could you tell?


There's this particular one
Though she doesn't stress me like the others
But...
...She's just not pretty
...She ain't got no fashion sense
...She ain't got no swag at all

And it really bothers me, a lot.

How could a guy who's an extrovert be able to settle with such a female for the rest of his life

SyrusdeHansome:
Look around.
The girl you're underrating may likely be the one 4 u.

Me, am underrating so many
So, does it mean they're all for me

LordAzubuike:
Just avoid checking a girls phone if you're not ready to be disappointed or ready for a break up. It will end in tears.

Good talk.
Thanks!

Already, I don't check a girl's phone no more, except whenever I feel it's time to break up with her ass.

How I found out I was dating a cheat?

Ok...

One time, she left her phone at my place when she came over and asked me to help change her faulty touchpad.
Stupid me decided to go through her WhatsApp and text messages, only to discover that she's fond of visiting different guys at their homes while she tells some of her guy friends that she's single.
I confronted her about it, she confessed to having slept with one or two of the guys she visits, we broke up for a few months but right now, am still eating from her cookie jar.

One other cheat am with, she logged in her Facebook account using my phone and forgot to log out.
I went through her chats and discovered she has a second boyfriend in Benin.
I'm still chopping from her too though; can't let a good pucci go just like that.

One other one about eight or nine years ago? Well, let's just say I found out cos i was a complete "stalker" then.


But since about four years ago, I don't check a girl's phone no more; ONLY when I want some serious trouble with her or I just wanna break up