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Currently, my girlfriend right now used to be my Ex at a certain time.

..................we were Dating, and at one point I decided to check her chats on WhatsApp and Facebook; only for me to discover that she was either keeping multiple relationships or she was overly fond of visiting guys in their houses.

I confronted her about the issue and accused her of sleeping with different guys; cos there's no way a girl visits a guy or two or three and not end up having sex with one or all.

So, I broke up with her cheating ass.

A year and eight months later we came back together because her Mom interceded on her behalf.
But since we got back together, I haven't checked her phone cos me am not even Dating only her at this moment.

I plan to wed her when the time is right cos these days I can 'almost' swear that am the only one she takes off her clothes for, plus she's very well behaved and not materialistic. BUT the day I get to propose to her, three months after the proposal I'll definitely go through her phones again. And if she happens to be fvcking with anyone else but me even after I proposed to her? Then I'll most definitely retrieve my engagement ring from her.






Mr. Poster.....
With this little insight into my own relationship, the very next thing and only thing I'll say to you is "USE YOUR HEAD" and not your Heart.

Salaam alaikum!

Every other stuff you mentioned are serious issues, obviously.
But she remembering the wedding anniversary of YOU BOTH?
Fvck that
that's not an issue

Next please

BiafraforTrump:
Nne gi.

LMAO
u nor just get data since 3days now, shey?

Poor miserable puppy.

CotenantNIG:
Can this ever happen in Nigeria

South Korea is better equipped to handle any fallout if an ugly situation arises; but Nigeria is not.


...the decision of the FG to not bring home those few Nigerians at the Wuhan Province is one of the few decisions the FG has taken in years that I personally happen to be in full support with.

LMAO

Sometime last week or so, I was in the sitting room playing soccer with my guys on PS3. One game ended and I had to hand over the Game Pad to the next guy, so I decided to use the time to go check up on my girl who was in the other room watching African Magic.

I got in, sat with her to see the movie for a bit. But...

Lo and Behold, it was a blind girl who was using a walk-stick to find her way around AN EVIL FOREST ...and she was actually searching for the Igwe's Staff of Office so that the Community would be saved from Doom; as the story goes.

Funny thing is...out of the six other normal girls who went into the Evil Forest in search of the Staff, it was the blind girl amongst the seven maidens who 'miraculously' found the Igwe's Staff

At a point I just shook my head and tried to get up to go out, but she held my hands and started laughing (she knows i have no love for Naija films and I usually see everything they try to act out as BS)


...that trash they acted with a Blind girl in an 'evil forest' is just ONE of the many reasons I don't like seeing a Naija movie

As a guy, even if you're still paying rent, at least have a personal car, 3mil in your account and a 'regular' source of income before thinking about saying those romantic words ( will you marry me ) to a lady.

Who say Money nor good

see this ugly-looking boy dat year, dun dey look fresh

@OP

When you remember to come up with a post that reads "What's the craziest thing your Mom ALMOST caught you doing" ...then will I gladly drop a comment/experience

Rt Hon Chibuike Rotimi Amaechi is my man

But with the way things are in terms of insecurity, I strongly doubt that the good people of Rivers State would remain interested in that railway he talked about constructing, all the way from Borno State down to Rivers State.

That project is No no

BiafraforTrump:
Nne gi.

Toad

Nostradamus:
what's that thing that gives a man confidence?

You mean you don't know?
Are you kidney me?












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they "might" reject your advances but I tell you you'll have the CONFIDENCE to approach ANY LADY (including Ini Edo) ...if you have money or lots of money

Now, I remember how Nigga used to be so very shy when it comes to wooing a Babe.
It was back then in Sec. School though. Then nigga right here was so shy his best buddy had to help him out (without even giving a nigga a prior notice) and speak to his(Nigga) crush on his behalf. Lol

Babe came by (with some sorta smile on her pretty face) and said, "is it true you told your friend to tell me that you'll want me to be your girlfriend?".

Pvssy nigga was, like, "No ooo. I didn't say so o". LMAO

Babe from then on kinda developed some sort of dislike for a Nigga; until he got the guts to approach her about three years later.
{It was a boarding school}.



Whenever nigga thinks back on the reply he gave that Babe back then, nigga always smiles

BiafraforTrump:
Mma gi

imp

Come to think of it, none of these ladies are Big/Fat

Yet, people on Inmessage keep saying they are "Big, Bold & Beautiful"

Please, what's beautiful about being 'fat'

Chai

BiafraforTrump:
Your mama

Urchin

Nice!

In the boarding house, anything goes
.....good old days

How far that her shapeless yansh sef

abi she dun re-adjust am

BiafraforTrump:
Thy mom

Caitiff

Before clicking on this thread, I knew the Igbo's will not disappoint; they must come here to support the Cowardice of their mentor

And, alas, they didn't disappoint me at all






{may the gods help you if you decide to be foolish enough to quote me}

BiafraforTrump:
Mama GI!

Retard.

Caleb17:
Shekau is an Idiot. Does he know the tight security apparatus that surround a president?

abi o

Oya na
Make Baba-go-slow go there make we see na

Other than "Titanic" I don't think I've ever had the time to sit, concentrate and watch any 'romantic movie' till finish.

...action movies all the way

that Car ugly sha

...wondering which position AAU would find itself on this list

BiafraforTrump:
Thy mom..

...is far greater than yours

BiafraforTrump:
That same rotten hole in between your mother's two left legs

Scoundrel

BiafraforTrump:
To that hole you were pushed out from.

nincompoop

BiafraforTrump:
That thing that gave birth to you.

Useless son of a swine.

BiafraforTrump:
That thing that gave birth to you.

Useless son of a swine.

BiafraforTrump:
Your real mother..

Bastard!