₦airaland Forum

justtoodark:
ooo yes...they are deltans too....but they speak igbo....drama queens......
they piss me off.....

Like we care. Mtsheww.

The traffic in Abuja this night will be mad, as usual.

success2001:
Chances are, you've heard some of the conventional ways on figuring out if a girl is Hot. Some of them are:
Check her heart rate
Check her breathing rate -- the faster she's breathing, the more excited
Check her pupil dilation
Check her vaginal dilation or how lubricated she is... down there

Why did you not study MBBS in school?

SpeedndAccuracy:
Off topic... Where do I get to buy your liquid soaps?

Please, kindly send a PM.Thanks.

Says who?

greiboy:
Have you been to ibadan before

Yes. I schooled at UI.

Abang52:
For God?
Tomorrow the animal go want make the same God curse the girl after him mumuness.
Pigs everywhere
If ones parents can't train her to school she doesn't deserve me.

I tell you. At first, he almost got upset with me. He is a great friend, like a brother.The girl doesn't deserve him.

They ignored cassava in their songs not in their daily lives. Tu Face, Fela, Femi= Fathers of all nations.

tgmservice:
Why do Nigerian girls like the phrase "lets go out".

I never seen a girl who has rejected this phrase even the ones that have boyfriends will still say yes

My ex once held my calves and dragged me from the bed because I refused to go out for almost 5days. You do not know that there are some peeps called introverts? I'd rather cuddle with my man on a sofa and see a movie than hang out.

FunkyAlhaji2015:
Yes! Pictures pls

You won't see them no more. Started jogging to burn off the fat.

Your mates are chasing money you are thinking about how women can chase you. Mtsheww.

greiboy:
Where in ibadan

I think Bere or Soka. Lol

Abeg, report to her husband jor! Lord knows I'm so scared shitless to tie the knots. The things people go through all in the name of marriage.

Very, very good of him(and for him). Ntorr. This was how I advised a friend to reduce the way he sends money to his girlfriend for her upkeep every time, pays her school fees and her house rent( which he has been doing for years). He said "I am just doing it for God". I hope he doesn't cry like this man tomorrow.

Sometimes, these men do not listen to advice.

mattsejuro:
Sup dear.. Hw much does ur liquid soap cost?

Send a PM. Thanks in anticipation.

Coldfeets:
It's either you write:
I am learning a new lesson.
Or
I'm learning a new lesson, assuming you want to abbreviate it.
But never
Am learning a new lesson.
Only idiots write like that.

...Your moniker is "Coldfeets" not "Coldfeet". Who is the idiot here?

Awwwww, my ovaries! Cutie.

Stay Strong, Toolz! You will get double for your trouble.

Serves him right. He thinks all men are like him.

Dayum! Someone tell her to calm down, she is still hurting and very upset. Don't embarass yourself like this because of a man, Girl!

dafeyankee:
Lying woman.

Any woman dating a married and claiming she does not know is a liar.

Where do you guys meet?where was he taking you to?where were you visiting him?

Good question.

Pornography is bad. I say this not only from a spiritual point of view.

Oh Lord, bless me with a man like Daddy!

softwhispers:
You yourself have answered, my beautiful SoapQueen

Kindly mention their names, Sir.

wizrose:
hmm u see u galz are the one treat urself as craps ... Wat are u galz looking at wen the guys are treating u like a craps or is not byforce to date or go into relationship. Who knows maybe galz wil be treated like real hoe next

Stop being on my tail. Stop appearing on my mentions.

VULCAN:
Someone mentioned days of old and your response is to mention celebrity women who reigned in the mid to late 20th century. So that is your understanding of the term "days of old". Lol

That's why online conversations are so chaotic because one in his 50s may be arguing with a teenager who thinks they have seen it all.

If you read and comprehend well, I am sure you won't be quick to quote me. Pray tell, who are the women of "old" that should be emulated? The ones that you know very well.

Why will an Agbaya of about 50 years old be arguing with a teenager in the first place?!

Davido's smile though, not a care in the world!

Susan! Susan! This table wey you dey shake so, na you go first fall comot. You didn't know that "this is Nigeria" when you engaged in an illicit act with a woman like you and got caught by your hubby. Preacher!