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I went through all the comments.
I don laugh almost piss for body.

ideology:
Let me not talk oooo
You want us to expose ourselves
Oya mix bleaching cream for me, I want give my new bae

Haaaaa... Expose ke? Jor o. It's dishwashing soap I sell.

ideology:
Hahahaha
Lets start the storyline ............... I told u to marry me instead you ran to Abuja.
Cc lalasticlala

Hehehehe.. You mean marry you? Okay, where yo ring at?

No one is an evening newspaper, afterall!

Thrown into what? Who? I can't be thrown into confusion over such trivialities.

His life, His Sugar Mommy.

Someone should bundle and lock up these BB9ja Contestants and the likes of MC Galaxy,Tonto Dike and Davido.

We need fresh stories.

EzendiEgo1:
Is she my girlfriend

the only time I get to do anything with any lady is when I want to have sex, aside sex to hell with them.

How I wish you know how I had been rejected in many relationship just because I was broke. You will cry

Calm down, dear. Your ego is crushed, I understand that. Yes, I know. Your story might move me to tears, apologies for the pain.

Let the rejection and pain push you to hustle harder. Now Go!

EzendiEgo1:
when I was so broke to the point I was struggling in life nobody no girl cares all ever accept my proposal.
I will never and never have a girl contact on my phone.

Holysucker as for konji you are talking about.

has FG Shut down all Brothel in Nigeria? I would rather spend my money on Asawo olosho than to spend it on any girl

Hahahahahaha... But Olosho na woman na..

See para! I am laughing like a hyena!

Who do this Op this kain thing? Op, just because of call? Okay, drop your number make I call. Hahahaha.

meobizy:
Where is May7even sef abi whatever they call her? Another failed Nigerian singer. Them plenty wey dey try luck and fade out very fast. It's not so easy to make it in the industry after all.

Rotfl. I am done with y'all. Hilarious!

Mytth:
Hi Nairalanders,

Has anyone here ever been mentally and emotionally depressed? how'd you survive?
Here's the drill, I have this bf I love so very much, but he's hurt me so deeply in the past, cheated on me heavily even without me doing anything ,lied to me, used some girl's picture as dp for a while while claiming I'm his gf and lots more..

The thing now is, I'm not cheating on him, never did but I've recently started talking to the male friends I've been snubbing because of him cause I don't think he's worth it anymore, got this guy, let's call him Ade, we ain't dating and we'll never date, bf saw our chat and went nuts because I asked Ade who some girl was, only asked him so he'll know I know he's not a saint since he told me my bf ain't a saint either but bf took it the other way round...

My so called bf didnt save my number on his phone
Doesn't have any of my pictures
Wouldn't reply my texts.
wouldn't snap any pictures with me or anything

All he knows is blame me for everything, I get bored and lonely at times and I know if I text him, he'll never reply, he's refused to do anything romantic aside cuddles and he claims he loves me and sees me more than a girlfriend
I love him a lot but I'm mentally depressed, each time I think about all the things he made me go through in the past, I feel like pissing him off or letting him go but I just can't, dunno if I'm under a spell, though Ade told me my bf's had me under a spell but I'm sure he's just toying around..
don't know what to do at the moment, they're both nairalanders and I'm sure they'll see this.

Babes. This guy has left you in the underbelly of sadness and you will only sink lower. I am not going to sugarcoat it. This guy doesn't love you.

When I say 'love', I don't mean 'eros', this guy doesn't even love you as fellow human being like himself. I understand your self esteem is crushed. Please, try to move on.

You are not under a spell, you are afraid of being alone. Please, don't let anyone let you sink into an abyss.

Hahahha.. Look into "it"

oganology33:
Buhari has approved anoda $50bn 2 resurrect all the people killed by Fulani herdsmen since May 29, 2015--Lai Mo!

Hahahahaha!

Krissjones:
Who gives a Fùck about some nobody śhit player? I see no reason why the mods moved this to front page this guy was an irrelevant player you should only move threads to front page when someone relevant dies not some nobody defender that played for śhit clubs all his life.

Be still.

He was human, just like you.

At least, the Trinidad team extended their heartfelt sympathy. The question is: who knows you?

NwanyiAwkaetiti:
She was probably in the arms of another man while answering that question... Long Distance relationship sucks.

Not all though. Dunno why but I prefer long distance relationships. I am weird and wired like that.

What is the daily limit for withdrawal?

Water done pass garri

The painting is trying to say a big "F" you to all the things that were frowned upon then. Nudity, plus sized women blah blah.

I hear some of these paintings carry secret codes that's why people lock horns to buy them.

I hate it when people help others and go ahead to broadcast it.

Hahahahaha@na e make you wan born full everywhere?

ashleysummer:
She is amazing! Plus size is no way an obstacle to be happy. I'm very glad for her! I'm also plus sized girl who has just been proposed with a dimond ring. My fiance loves me as I am.

Btw, I absolutely love LOVE her dress! Where did she find it?I have seen it on a few "online" stores. I am afraid to order from there, in fear that it wouldn't fit right. I'm trying to figure out what exactly I want by brousing fashion blogs with hawaiian wedding dresses plus size . I guess a plain dress is the best though, because you can accessorize it more.

Wow!! Congratulations!

lefulefu:
na wao..so how the man go come take dey frustrate the woman?

Cheating, physical and verbal abuse, failure to take care of the family (his own part).

A plethora of reasons.

nairavsdollars:
Your achievements are worthless without a man in your life....#assurance

Wow! Really? Tell me more.

This small boy must be from the lineage of Casanova. At his age, he is already flirting with an older lady.

He even said "I have plans of becoming rich". Davido's protege.

Truly, the old age of Methuselah has nothing to do with the wisdom of Solomon!

PrimadonnaO:
Some young man thinks he's dating me because he calls me everyday and went on to give me a pet name...

Two days ago, he was asking me if I've told my folks I had a boyfriend.

I asked him who the boyfriend was because the last I checked, I was unattached.

"Tell your family we are dating", that is how some of these guys absorb all the senses in our heads. Stay woke! Very nice one, girlie!

For a glass of milk, must we kill a cow?

I really do not have the right to judge those committing suicides, why I get upset is the magnitude of pain they cause. His family must feel very devastated.

My prayer goes out to them.

Perfectnumber6:
. Hmm good Warri babe, how long have you been Celibate, me for like 2 years now ooo. So we can relate .

Keep at it. Your reward is in heaven.

judgedredd22:
warri no dey carry last... see as you fine!

Bros, your geh loyal.

princfred:
You see the orientation. Guys are here giving their reasons but you think they don't mean it when you should be learning and taking correction. God forbid I marry naija girl like. Very low IQ.

Okay. Thank you very much.

kratosonofzeus:
davido might have paid Instagram a huge amount for the blue thick on behalf of his gf, but even Annie and 2baba, banky and adesua Neva did this much ,is davido the first person to fall in love ?, I know he has been jazzed with menstrual pad blood, by the way this so called chioma is not that beautiful sef, her lips like kpomo

Some things are not juju. Even "crimson tide " collected over 1000 years cannot do this juju you accuse her of.

2buffagain:
Same reason why nigerian women feel calling someone "big head" is toasting him

It's just pure sarcasm, my dear. I can call my man "big head ", doesn't mean I don't love him! Okay, Big head? Lol.

I am quite sure they do not mean it. I think they say it for fun. They get kicks from seeing us feel insecure. Guys know it makes us batsh*t crazy!