₦airaland Forum

What exactly are men on the look out for? Barely a fortnight ago, it was "A man is scared of marrying a woman that will be a liability', today it is 'Men are scared of marrying ambitious women'.

How about celibates? You mean after avoiding the sin of fornication they will die young? Hmmm.

Madam, it is not your husband's ghost. It is an Incubus.

forreelinc:
ugly pikin

Show us the one wey you born

This woman should stop acting like a kid. It doesn't speak well of her.

Son of a Magician! King of Nightlife! Business Mogul.

Happy Birthday!

Zither:
He is not man enough to tell you you're beautiful hence the circumlocution via verbal attack.

I understand some persons are naturally bitter and rude. I only pray for their redemption.

Thanks!

No. 2 is kind of conflicting. What do you mean by "cheap drinks"? A plastic bottle of Pepsi that is sold for #100 in most places, goes for #600 in places like Johnny Rockets, Abuja. In my own opinion, nothing in life is cheap or expensive. It is just the value you place on it.

In addition to that, won't they go broke if they keep buying expensive bottles of drinks?

These are indeed turbulent times for the residents of Benue State. My prayers are with them.

Auladimeji:
Bj what?

Blue Jeans

Kudos to guys! Men can sometimes have very big hearts. I never bother to ask women serving food or drinks in parties for anything. The way they regard guests with very cold stares is very embarrassing.

Olulinks:
I just checked out your new DP, I was blown off, honestly.

Loool. Really? Thanks Man! Convert the "blow off" to soap patronage, please!

The aso-ebi fabric is beautiful. I am so happy for this girl! Wow!
Adesua and Banky's kids will be sights for sore eyes!

Very cute couple!

Ebuka be slaying without leaving any survivors!

Everyone looks good!

Crixina:
because most are fake concocted stories

Abi, my sister? I just tire.

Did this MC Galaxy go for the BBN with the other housemates? Why is he so thirsty?


Those that were predicting who the good, bad and "ugly " housemates were , I hope you all aren't Gobsmacked by the gists flying about Miracle.

paparazzi1987:
I never took this Yahoo-Yahoo things serious when i see friends around me spending lavishly until i saw what a victim went through.

In 2015 i travelled to Canada for my Msc, their is this white man that lives beside my apartment in Surrey, BC..

To cut the story short. He committed suicide because he was duped by African on fake oil business investment.

His son lamented that his dad invested all his retirement savings fund in the business. And he told us how his dad loves Kenya,Ghana and Nigeria.. he was so eager to relocate to Nigeria and spend the rest of his life there.

This man and his sons were so nice to a point where i got scared because they shouldnt be too nice like that.

But Nija offered him destruction by suicide with all his sincerity and love towards Africa.

OMG! No wonder Fiverr "deported"so many Nigerians.
They do not want stories that touch.

She told me she will ignore my stubbornness that I will appreciate her more when I get into the labor room. Just because I refused to wash Banga.

mespusinglez:
I Don't Know If I'm The Only One That Notice/Experience This...
"They Will Call You By Your Sickness "OGA DIABETIS Where Are You Going?...
~
But Why?
~Is This Right?
~Good Morning.

Rotfl

Madam, you just dey do yourself. Guys don't really care. In fact, you just gave him a ticket to explore more.


Why do all these people on twitter sound same way? Like same "gangsta" typa way.

Pidginwhisper:
Mama Boko-haram is igbo married to an hausa man.

Talk true. Chei!

It is very common. Na Igbo and Hausa I wan see.

I laughed so hard, I am crying.

MobilityExpress:
Ever since I saw online where a king cobra was hiding inside a toilet and bit a man’s �� , I always flush first and wait few seconds after before taking a seat. Lord have mercy on me, let me never encounter such. Snakes are very cunning killers.

I no longer pee in the dark. Amen.

She looks young compared to the "ancestors" that occupy top leadership positions in 9ja.

melody91:
olobo town council

I honestly do not know why you hate me. Here is the thing, no matter how much you cuss me out, I am never going to say anything of same nature to you.

Take care.

melody91:
we kno your type .. pretender ,meanwhile den dey drill u like oil rig fr everycorner

Okay. Thank you.

Tamarapetty:
Whatever!
Happy birthday to me

Happy Birthday to you, Tamara! May God Almighty in His infinite goodness cause His light to shine upon you and keep you safe, always! Amen!

kingkakaone:
Love shouldn't be one sided but what we are seeing now is making people to be very careful.
Most females want it to work as well as males, but moral societal decay is destroying the foundation of what love truly is.
Some comments I see on Nairaland self makes me shiver sometimes.
God is in charge though.

Yes, He is.

Nope. Never. I am very demisexual. I'm not sure if I can stand being held by someone I do not have feelings for.

greiboy:
Wow I am a proper omo ibadan
I see you are from warri, aren't you ?

Be ni, Sir!

T1t1layo:
March 23 2016 we met in my church he came for rehearsal, I will say it was love at first sight cos I catch him looking at me countless time. few weeks later we started dating everything was going on fine we loved each other but weeks after my birthday he became broke for close to 8 months I didn't cheat on him I shared my pocket money with him I sleepover at his place sometimes and make him happy during this time he has a studio but people were not patronising him well but I still stood by him early this year things changed for him and everything became fine but we started having issues because of a girl we both know she's a slit but keeps saying she's like a younger sister to him that nothing is between them,few weeks later anytime I want to come he will ask me not to come because of my exam which wasn't disturbing but used that as a way to avoid m,and since then he has been giving me attitude everytime which I always beg him cos I really love this is a guy that promise me heaven and earth that no matter what happens I will be his wife and the mother of his kids,but few weeks ago he said he wants to breakup with me that I was bringing bad luck to him anytime he has sex with me that he went to a prophet and they told him we don't have a bright future together I just said okay and I left him not wholeheartedly cos I still love him the more I try to forget him the more I think of him beside me days later he blocked me on whatsapp and stopped talking to me and doesn't pick my call but am surprised he could do such cos we have both gone to different places and they say we're meant to be together and even said under no circumstances will he not get married to me,but looking at it now the love of my life had turned to someone that doesn't want to see me nor talk to me I love him,i really love him am just confused and finding it hard to move on

Hey darling,
You will be fine. Okay? I am sorry for your pain. Guys and girls go through this sometimes. It is perfectly normal. Don't beat yourself too much, okay? Try to get up, even though it might be hard. Just take care of yourself, especially your mental health.

Bear hugs.
It is well.