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xxxtedyxxx:
No wonder sawdust full your brain

My niggar

slawormiir:
Damnnn niggar

That is like not putting all your eggs in one basket


Only a mumu guy will accept that " connected but no Internet" method you girls use in pussyfying some simpleton....meaning you girls will be dating and eating his money but he can not browse( connected but no Internet)

If you date me...I am going to smooch and suck the hell out of your Bobby....bang the hell out of your pussy

OP am sorry to say this
You are not man enough
You wife is the husband while you are the wife

Who will impeach buhari now

Candidlady:
I have enough of my nudes on my phone!

i dont send it to nobody tho! Just me catching cruise

idey pasword the life of the phone die!! Lol

hahaha

Scatterscatter:
Oga OP, what exactly is your point?

The world should embrace nudity and not see it as a big deal. Those who magnify this issue are either hypocrites or perverts or a combination of both.

The fact that your nude is out there doesn't make you less of a woman/man.

A question for the hypocrites and perverts here, will you refuse help from Angelina Jolie or Tiwa Savage or Cross or Shakira or even Dangote (at least you've seen his bumbum)?

Lol I will gladly accept them

Djkenny080:
Woman sold her baby for 150,000 naira to pay house rent as she confesses

A 23-year-old mother of three, Miss Mercy Okon who sold her 3-month-old baby for 150,000 naira has revealed that she needed the money to pay her house rent and offset other bills.

According to her the father of the child left her when she was six months pregnant and she has two other children that she left with her mother since she just gave birth and can no longer continue with her food business.

She said:” I have never done this before, my baby that I sold for 150,000 naira was to be able to raise money for house rents and sort myself out as it concerns other bills.

” The father of the baby left us when I was six months pregnant, I had no choice as things were really hard for me, so I had to give out the baby, but initially the person who linked me up told me that, his brother wanted to marry me.

” It was from there that I was offered 150,000 which I collected before handing over my three months old baby to them and in the process, police got involved and I was arrested,” she said.

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They have been trashing clubs too
Let them get trashed as well

okomile:
If u can't hold yourself, masturbate

If u can't, ashewo plenty for street, use condom.

I beg, no disturb our peace here

Lol

Lol the men on this page are more than the women

LiegeMan:
Anger And Vengeance Is Taking The Best Part Of Me

hello nairalanders,

Sorry to disturb your peace but this has been going on in my mind for long and I really need suggestions on how to overcome it. I gave in to ire/anger and it's gradually taking the best part of me since I made a little discovery about my wife's past and how she lived her life while in the campus. I will try and make it as snappy as possible in order not to make you spend much of your time on my case.

Now, it goes this way, my wife came from a middle class family and she attended one of the best and prestigious higher institutions in the country, they're not too rich and they're not poor, infact, their family name can't be in the same sentence with poverty. She had everything she needed and lived her life to the fullest while in the campus, she flirted with and dated the best guys in the campus, she visited many night clubs and other exuberant and flamboyant life style that pertains to the campus.

Now on my own part, I attended one of the Colleges of Education that littered our country,
I did everything all by myself, I sponsored myself throughout my stay in the college, I did all manner of odd jobs to survive, sometimes, I would miss lectures due to lack of cash, no one to assist, all these limitations made me not to pay attention towards the opposite sex as I was busy struggling to survive and hoping unto God for a miracle.

Right now, all I am feeling is anger, ire, all I want now is vengeance knowing fully well that while I was suffering and struggling to survive, fasting without praying, carrying bricks and block from one floor to the other, jumping from one market to the other hawking my wares, that my wife was busy somewhere enjoying and partying away her future, right now, I want to have my revenge, I want to live those life that I wasn't opportune to live, I want to flirt and have fun with many ladies both young and old, I want to visit as many night clubs as possible now that money is flowing in, I careless about the consequences and how she may feel, these are exactly what I'm feeling now.

this can't keep troubling me that's why I brought it here for suggestions and elderly advice.

OP I understand how you feel.You feel cheated, you feel alone in your youthful age, you feel like haven't enjoyed life to the fullest.

Your jealousy is on another level.If not,I don't see any reason why you should be so jealous of your wife past life in school.If you were in her shoes then, maybe you would have even done worst.Now, imagine your wife telling you the same thing, how will you feel.She has the grace to live her life that way,which she did.You on the order hand, you were struggling.Now that you are financially stable to some extent and you know you want to enjoy life that way, you shouldn't have gotten married in the first place.

You don't have to become a millionaire before you enjoy your life.While struggling then, you could have set aside some time to have fun too.
You have to move on right now or better still you can go out or hang out with your wife to have fun at the same time.

As I dey like this,na me dey sponsor myself,I don't depend on anyone again.Am the one feeding my mom even my younger brother self.
It's hasn't been easy but I do encourage myself.l work and I have fun too.I can't wait till I become a billionaire before I have enjoy my life.I hang out with rich men kids in my area and I can't be jealous of them

Stop being jealous and angry.It won't solve anything

[quote author= post=107109483]Happy Birthday Falz.
Enjoy your day with some hot, Fresh and delicious Barbecue .

Singing one of our favourite song by Falz and Simi this beautiful Wednesday Afternoon....


Can you just imagine
Is like these people didn't really know my true character
Mttcheew ah
Yeah foreign affairs that's my department
You get to meet me only by accident
People don't really understand my accent
I'm so janded look at all my garment
Excuse me what's all this embarrassment
Why will you give me pounded yam It’s for razz men
Are you guys not having lasagna
Then I can wash it down with Champagne
What of Chinese rice or Pizza ni
I don't do Mainland only VI
I'm the man and that the babe wey go catch early
It's because I based in Los Angeles
So mo Cameron Iyen broda David
He's a close friend I used to drive his Helicopter
In your whole life do you get to Seme boarder
Billionaire boy to ba Femi o te Dollar
I'm foreign I'm so janded
I'm foreign I'm from abroad oh
I'm foreign just call me foreign baby oh International
Foreign baby just call me foreign baby oh I'm international
Foreign baby just call me foreign baby oh International foreign
Ewa agoyin is not my type oh I'm into burger
And if you can check my bank oh I'm into Dollar ah ah
If I call your phone you know na foreign number
You know me and you know dey the same category
Ma lo ro bo ya pako ma lo ro bo ya pako nimi oh baby
Ma be re mi ni sabo emi ti mo ti de Mexico oh baby
Mo de mo Harry Potter sebi you see the way how I'm boiling baby
Forever stunting baby oh
Sebi you know say I'm foreign ah I'm so janded
I'm foreign I'm from abroad oh
I'm foreign just call me foreign baby International
Foreign baby just call me foreign baby oh I'm international
Foreign baby just call me foreign baby oh International foreign
I get to fly into London town today
On the way may be I would just branch UK
And get back before e get dark
But I can't go because of jex clark
I dey chop breakfast with Arnold Schwarzeneger
Phone call with Queen Eliza
I no too like winter so I travel for December
It's normal stuff no need for sent forth
I travel so much I'm building a airport
Because I make stray with a little stain blood
That's why you people discriminate against tourist
You know me I don't believe in danfo
Na helicopter dey carry me go
Tomorrow I want to go to Europe
If I see say no go slow
You see I'm foreign I'm so janded
I'm foreign I'm from abroad oh
I'm foreign just call me foreign baby oh International
Foreign baby just call me foreign baby oh I'm International
Foreign baby just call me foreign baby oh International foreign[/quote]U be Mumu

Hopeba:
If you have save some money,, resign

Iam a producer I will teach you how to sing
. We will arrange a fucking scene with a nairalander and then leak it.. There you go.. A super star

No be juju be this

NovesaTillie:
Quit if you have to.
You only become a failure if you call yourself that.

You have to know that in life even the wealthiest and successful people have failed at some point and are still failing.

If you go crazxy people will talk
If you remain on the job people will talk
If you die people will still talk.

Good Advice
A lot of people see their job as a do or die affair.Its not really worth it

HICb:
I've been going out with her for a year. She's great. But i'm just getting sick of how moody and unstable she can be sometimes.
She gets angry over the smallest thing and will blow it in to huge proportions. Example: I run out of toilet paper. She comes out screaming. I tell her ok I'll go right now and buy some. She starts calling of immature for not having toilet paper apparently. I tell her ok. I'll get some now. She won't stop. I obviously get upset. But don't say anything. She starts saying "I'm gonna go home," I tell her fine. She goes home. Get's mad i didn't stop her. I tell her this is the millionth time you do this. Can't keep running after you everytime you threaten to leave.

Don't know what to do anymore with this girl.
She does have great things about her - She's sweet, Extremely beautiful etc...
But she got out of control emotions that are making me just miss being single again.

What The Hell Do I Do? Should I Just End It.

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mannatech:
Madness dey some girls body because then think say man keep them for house mean say dey go dey forget their manners anyhow.

A lady really annoyed me this morning.
I had gone to the park to board a taxi back home. The guy who was loading for the driver directed me to the taxi that was loading. An elderly guy sat at the front seat while a lady was seated by the door and she was the only one sitting at the back. Note that the drivers take three passengers at the back.
Immediately I saw how the lady sat at the door- her body language- I decided to enter from the other side but another passenger beat me to it plus I was approaching the taxi from her side to I just decided to enter through there.
The lady rather than shift to the middle came out for me to enter without any form of excuse which I found annoying.
I made my displeasure know to her but she just kept mute as if no be human being dey follow talk. I still repeated myself.this lady just start blowing out like burning charcoal, shouting at the top of her voice that "do I think she is a baby for me to treat her like that".

To make matters worse,the passengers and driver were telling me to not retaliate because na women. Na so we go continue to dey tolerate nonsense. Even na guy, I go still tell am wetin he do no correct.

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Icouldhave:
Hi all

We the children have sat my dad down and talked to him, to the extent we are tired, how can an old man at this stage in life still fornicating.

Money we sent to him for his upkeeps, he is using it to feed another man's children. several times my mom have seen vega 200 in his pockets during laundry.

The annoying thing is this woman he is frolicking with is a known area miscreant, I don't know if he's jazzed or it's something else.

A man at this age is not supposed to have sexual urge, besides while he was young he didn't do like this.

(no insults on my dad please, we respect him, he did alot for us his children both male and female)

Please how do we the children handle this issue?

One thing you should know is that humans are not the same.

From what you wrote there, you said he didn't do all this when he was young.As a man, there are some certain things you should be doing at your young age but when you refuse to do this things, you might surely do at your old age if you don't have self control.It is not jazz, curse or anything, it's normal because it's in his blood.

Had it been he had fornicated while younger even before getting married to your mom, he wouldn't be doing it right now but he didn't do it at the right time.

The only thing that can stop him now from fornicating is SELF CONTROL

There is no amount of advice that will stop him except he is ready to have self control.

He might be probably shy with low self-esteem to do it while he was younger.
One of the reasons for this fornication is high sexual libido

ogododo:
https://punchng.com/12-million-children-afraid-of-attending-school-says-buhari/

Very dumb human being
So you know this but you refused to do the needful?
May God punish you for that

Janicex:
https://gazettengr.com/banditry-sheikh-gumi-should-be-invited-for-questioning-says-sen-musa/

See the way this one is asking as if he did not know what is going on in the country

milann:
https://dailypost.ng/2021/10/27/abia-govt-converts-3-institutions-into-universities/

I hope they provide the basic amenities to proceed

emmabest2000:
You are not the first and definitely will not be last to deny somebody you knows

Judas denied God

Jesus not God

HEAVEN4444:
its very simple. the world of acting is a LUNA world. you are your spirit and to act in a way different from your spirit is symbolic of a dead entity. a dead entity is darkness. thats the night. that is LUNA. and in the world of darkness ? is where women shine and men fall. men are supposed to be solar beings but when they operate in luna world they fall and wither and die. women on the other hand are luna beings and thrive in darkness. thats is why the moon rotates around the earth every 27.3 days and a womans menstrual cycle is every 27.3 days if she is healthy. its because they are luna beings and they thrive in darkness. and this why nollywood women thrive and the men wither

Hmmm
Big man I dey feel your hand work for here sha

I only see two babies in the name of adults, chasing clouts

Confidant010:
I met this babe in 2017 while in school. She was in Diploma program then and I was in my final in degree program.
Initially, she pretended to be everything any man would wish in a woman; obedient, submissive, helpful in house chores, etc.

I left for my national youth service the following year and I have been supportive through her thick n thorn with the resources at my disposal. Sending her cash for upkeep, supporting her during her dad's burial, sending cash to her mum occasionally, paying her dept without her notice, etc.
If am to take into account all that I have spent from her since 2017-date, 300k wouldn't be an exaggeration.

Recently, having helped her in Jamb to get admission into a degree program on scholarship, while I am in Lagos, trying to build myself. The girl is completely a different human being entirely. She openly tells me countlessly that the cash I give to her now isn't enough for her, that her ex boyfriend she dated used to give her more. Last month I sent her 6k, I was really stressed financially, when we had issues, she told me not to stress her bc of ordinary 6K. She flares over very minor misunderstanding.

Please what should I do guys?
She's planning visiting me next month.
I'm very confused bc I really love her.
Pls mature minds only.
Your input will be of help.
Thanks guys.

Jesus Christ of Nazareth!!!
You mean you are doing all this for a lady that is not your wife all this while?
Like seriously?
You are a disgrace to Manhood!
You don't deserve to be called a man!

So what do you want us to do with this now

Anuoluwa12345:
Nope, she didn't check anyone's undies.. she only lifted up legs... I really wanted to know how she knew this only by touching legs . But I concluded within myself that, it's either she uses SPIRITISM or its and ancient method used by elders ..maybe she learnt it from her Granny etc... I don't know how she knows sha.

Ohh I see
She must have been in the olosho game for long
Don't follow people like her oo

Anuoluwa12345:
Funny enough, I once in my hostel one day, and a lady(olosho) from another hall came to my hall , and all of a sudden sha.. she and her friend started joking.. there by she said I want to know who in this room is a Virgin, she started by lifting every lady legs... When she got to one of us, she shouted .. Jesus
Christ!!! You are a Virgin... In which is true the girl was .. do you know the next thing the olosho girl said... she said::: Wow... Please keep it up, that's very good of you.
Imagine a loosed girl saying this, some ppl here will now come and be deceiving themselves Lori iro...

I don't get
You mean she started lifting your legs up and checking through your undies
What type of rubbish is that

MufasaLion:
Really?
Is this how your clerics teach you to respond to people's comment?
And you definitely were in church or mosque yesterday shouting ontop of your voice. You failed your parents or whosoever that brought you up.

Shame on you, your clerics and those that failed to give you a proper upbringing. This is gonna be my last response to you. You're too cheap to afford my attention.

Shalom!

You are a fool to conclude that I am the religious type without even knowing who I am

I don't go to church or mosque and I don't need any cleric whatever to teach me what i already know.
You are just so ignorant that you don't even know what life is made of.
So i won't quote you again!
Experience they say, is the best teacher.
When you experience some certain things, you will know.

MufasaLion:
I never expected much from a nitwit with zero IQ.

Na your papa be nitwit
Idiot
If only your father used a condom when f**ked your bitch of a mother,he would have prevent your useless existence

Toks2008:
As I wrote, a Known donor is better

Either known or not, it's still rubbish!
Tell those women to stop playing hard to get and know who to settle down with at the right time.
You are the ones giving these women hopes and you will still be the one to complain about them at the end of the day
If they see these now, they will be feeling funky

Shokoloko:
1. It is isn't rubbish
2. Some sperm donors opt to be known by the kid at an appropriate age. The mother can easily arrange a meet up
3. A man 30 years older than a girl has no business marrying her even if it is not his sperm that gave birth to her.

I see you are a young man. I was once like you but later in life you will find out that life is not black and white. Nobody is saying that it is the best situation. It is not.
But then life is not fair to everyone and we will not say people should remain unhappy and miserable because they were not able to get married.

It is rubbish
Imagine you saying the mother can arrange for the kids to meet up with the sperm donor.That's very selfish of you because it will affect those kids psychologically.That's the mistake you people make. You only care about the yourselves not knowing that, not all kids will be happy to find themselves in that type of situation and they might grow up to hate their mother for long.

And lastly,who told that the man must be up to thirty years before he becomes a sperm donor?
And even if he is thirty years,who tells you he cannot decide to marry a lady 30years younger than he is?
You know how many years Ned Nwoko collect for Regina Daniel hand?

The thing is you women should learn how to reduce your "hard to get" stuff so that you will find someone to marry when you are supposed to.