₦airaland Forum

You just lost your job and na woman dey occupy your mind. I stand forth today and stretch my hands towards this man as I cast out every demonic female chasing spirit disturbing him. I ask that they be bound for 600 years, leaving him to think freely and clearly to get his life back on track.

Kiddo01:
I've been thinking about this and so I decided to bring it here.

A friend of mine has been having issues with his wife for some time now. He said that the Parish Priest has advised both of them but without positive result.

But I keep wondering, is it that both parties do not want to settle their differences or is the reverend father actually giving the needed council? Is the reverend father who has not married before qualified to give advice on marital crisis? What do you think

Is a Nairalander qualified to give advice on whether a reverend father is qualified to give advice on marital issues?

Since we want to asking funny questions this morning.

22yrs:
Mean and true advice for a 22yr old?
Thank you.

Modified:
Advise about life, adulthood and finance

1.Take personal finance seriously once you start earning money.

2. Seek advice from the wise but have a mind of your own.

You'll thank me later.

ZINIBANKS:
She's applying sense in what she's doing
She already know there's no hard feelings in the house just lust
Laslas everybody wan fucck clean mouth

Nope, more like the guys she wants have decided to choose others.

IamPlato:
There Is Power In Your Breasts, i Am Not Talking About Girls With Dry Chest, i Mean The Fine large Boobs


When Your Guy Is Angry And Yelling at You seriously, just Slowly Adjust Your Blouse And Allow Your breast Slide Out then Move Close And Put It In His Mouth, the Idiot Will immediately Start suckin, after him Suck finish the Next Thing Na Sleep.


In Conclusion, God gave women Breasts to Calm The Nerves Of Tough Men.

Na im Dorathy still single for Big brother house...mshew OP you no get wetin to talk abeg.

TimoWerner:
Hey guys i need ya advice please.

My dad and my aunt wants me to study law because of some reasons best know to them. I am a Civil Servant in a State High Court reason why they want me to study law. I am tired, i don't have the passion non zeal for law.

Right from my sec school days i have always love and dream of being a Banker or an Economist but my family members want to "put sand" in my future

Please guys help me, i am in my early 20s and i don't wanna waste 4-6yrs studying what i don't have passion for.

Pls i need more audience.

Lmao!! OP listen to me and listen real good. DO NOT EVER, I REPEAT, DO NOT EVER STUDY LAW IF YOU ARE NOT INTERESTED IN IT!!! You will hate your life if you try it. Take heed and thank me later.

Lmao guy calm down. You papa know wetin he dey do. You want make your sister dey open pussy because of 'urgent 2k'? Take care of your daughter o if not she go shame you. God no go allow shame catch us o.

Let me call Righteousness to advise you further... from the scriptures.

ezechi24:
This guy you dumb o....sorry but I've just got to let you know... See ehn our problem is us the citizens and not tge government ...do you how many players the nigerian league has elevated from poverty?.. I know we still have a very long way to go but don't make it seem like our league is a diserster...if not for our useless leaders and our ass licking of the European leagues ...I don't think we would be here trying to educate people about out local league...

Okay. First, I would like to know the basis upon which you hid behind your screen to refer to someone who has pointed out the obvious truth backed by pure logic and fact as dumb.

Second, You claim something is great yet there are a lot of "if not for this, if not for that" in your sentence. How does 'greatness' and 'if not for x' go in the same sentence? It's like saying Borno is the best state in Nigeria, if not for Boko haram.The very fact that there is an "if not for..." automatically disqualifies the subject from whatever greatness you're trying to ascribe onto it.

Have you ever heard people say the English premier league is the best if not for (bad governance, poor standards, poor infrastructre)? Nigerians need to stop focusing on 'if not fors' and start focusing on reality. Since you have refused to address reality, I'll help you. The league is poorly funded, the facilities are trash, club management is disappointing you cant even compare it to the South African league. So what travesty of an idea do you base your opinion on by attaching any semblance of usefulness to the league in the state that it is and has always been?

christejames:
But what has been the performance of South African teams on the continent compared to Nigerian team?

If you read what I wrote properly and you weren't in a hurry to furiously tap away your keypad, you would see that I referred to South African players as below average. *sigh

christejames:
It shows you don't follow the local league.





, honeric01 please help move this to the front page so more Nigerians can be acquainted with the local league.

Let's promote ours also.

Who in their right senses and reasonable work to do follows the local league? Lmaoo!!! You guys should pump in more money. Learn from South Africa- below average players but great facilities. Money was pumped into the league bro same with the premiership. Lmao! Your woeful attempt to shame the commenter.

Froshloaded:
4. Nengi Art Work

5. Ozo Art Work

6. Neo Art Work

Nengi's artwork. Ozo's artwork. Neo's artwork.

PrinceOfEast:
take away football and multichoice=startimes

Fundamentally wrong analogy. Is it that you're not aware that Startimes doesnt show mnet, comedy central, NatGeo, NatGeowild, History, Discovery, Discovery ID, TLC, Lifetime, etc..oh and now that ESPN is back. Pls dont ever mention Dstv and Startimes in the same sentence again. Shalom.

PrinceOfEast:
FG never serious

Should they be asking? Why not ban/fine those scammers?

FG are good at making noise nd not acting on it, i hope this won't be sweep under carpet after money exchange hands

And if they ban them, what will people watch? Startimes abi?

Localchampion:
All his accusations were wrong because the reason I didn't cook is because he has no single food at home and hes the one always complaining he has no money, so I just taught that, I wouldn't make my stay to disrupt his life

Say the truth, did you tell him this? It is unlikely that you explained this to him and he still continued ranting. If were the case, I'd say he's neither fit nor proper for a relationship. But deep down, I know you didn't explain this to him. Rather, you responded with attitude. I'm not blaming you my dear, I'm just analysing the situation...don't worry, I'll get to him shortly.

Localchampion:
He knows how much i cook for him when he comes visiting me, I will cook several things, what I can't even eat myself due to financial problems, I am the one always fighting him to cook that Junks are unhealthy. But just because I was pitying him, I didn't bring up the idea of cooking, he accused me of being useless, he said I'm the one to bring up the idea as a girlfriend, bla bla bla.

If this is the case, I think he's an entitled man child.

Localchampion:
Since then, he has been saying stuffs of how much he's been gifted to have me bla bla bla, to me, whatever I have for him has greatly reduced, because I don't know the Essence of the relationship, because to him, its a roleship, where I must do my roles and if I miss, he won't even think why could I have missed it, if its intentionally

Red flag. Run. He takes and takes and takes. He gives little or nothing in return. To him, you are there to serve him and make his ego swell while he sits home and does nothing.

Localchampion:
please should I marry this kind of Man? I really don't know why I should because it seems his happiness towards me, his affection and romance is dependent on fulfilling ROLES in his head.

I have a gut feeling you have some communication issues you have to work on. But we know you will still marry him irrespective of how bloody red the flags are. Goodluck!

sapphiere:
A four year old child destroys school properties. Her teacher's reaction will shock you. Her Teacher was just calm, talking to her.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=py8SvXAyg74

Please who is to be blamed for this child's misbehaviour? The parents or the teacher?

According to Dagrin, "Omo t'oba buru...o fe di bad boy. Eleyi fe di bad girl..lol

LikeAking:
Make una free Erica,

Na girls like Erica be the best.

They dont have a wicked mind like most of the so called religious people.

Osheyy. Chief seer of the mind.

KEVIND:
By Farooq Kperogi.



https://mobile.twitter.com/farooqkperogi/status/1298435659930243072

I'm not here to support Tinubu but its evident that the so called Farook Kperoogi does not understand that 23 years is more than enough time for a person to change his views on a particular issue. I'm not particularly saying that is what happened, but before one foolishly makes such posts with pictures, he should first think of all ramifications or consider possible reasons for the change in views/opinion and then test those reasons veraciously. But no, He and the other one, Reno Omokri will just be posting like fools.

athaboi:
She's a joke...what will now happen to laycon and co who are still hustling to make it...shebi your son said his bank account fat pass all the house mate join together. He should go and sleep.... laycon all the way

What you just said can be likened to denying Ronaldo or Messi the Balon d'or because there is a third party (Kante perhaps) who should win the Balon d'or because he grew up in poverty and he is humble- even though there may be no statistical evidence whatsoever to show that he deserves the Balon d'or for that year.

Perhaps you're not aware or you've refused to be aware that the grand prize is for the housemate who gets to win the show. Emphasis on win. Its not an automatic giveaway for folks who dont have much or who come from humble backgrounds. The prize is for whoever wins- male, female, rich, poor, wise, foolish, educated, uneducated whatever.. The grand prize is for whoever wins. kindly take note.

P.S I support Laycon.

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athaboi:
She's a joke...what will now happen to laycon and co who are still hustling to make it...shebi your son said his bank account fat pass all the house mate join together. He should go and sleep.... laycon all the way

Perhaps you're not aware or you've refused to be aware that the grand prize is for the housemate who gets to win the show. Emphasis on win. Its not an automatic giveaway for folks who dont have much or who come from humble backgrounds. The prize is for whoever wins- male, female, rich, poor, wise, foolish, educated, uneducated whatever.. kindly take note. P.S I support Laycon.

Kalatium:
While growing up i only knew of secular rappers and break dancers. Until the emergence of gospel rappers like Lecrae, Trip Lee, Da truth, Flame etc. Afterwards my Neighborhood was saturated with gospel rappers.

Now in churches anytime there is concert break dancers and gospel rappers are invited especially in youth programs. However i noticed only youths were interested in it but the older generation were kicking against it including our former pastor.

Our former pastor vehemently comdemn rapping and break dancing, he doesn’t give us the liberty to dance in church.

With the coming of our new pastor, gospel rappers and break dancers are being encouraged.

I am perplexed, why did our former pastor and older generation condemn? it is it a sin?

Go and ask Righteousness89

Kwanza:
https://www.vanguardngr.com/2020/08/nwanu-opens-up-on-gang-up-against-westerhof-at-usa-94/amp/

You people should move on abeg!

CuteVally:
Good evening Nairalanders.

Please i need an advice on the next step i should take in life. I am a guy, 25 years of age and still living with my parents, though i am not jobless but recently my bank account just hit one million and 200 thousand naira.

So my parents are advising to buy a landed property in my home town that will take about 900 to 1 million naira. But the thing is that i am 25 and i feel at my age i should no longer be staying with my parents, so i want to rent a flat and furniture it to my taste, i feel it is time to move on, i need my freedom to finally face life like a man.

So my question is, should i purchase a landed property at 25 and continue living with my parents or pack out and start my Adult life. Note: i am not jobless".

Lmao!! OP does not know that 1 million naira is like 100k nowadays...its like breeze. by the time you rent house and furnish baba your money don finish. Its better to use the money to set up a business or invest in something legit for passive income. Don't start a business you don't understand or invest in what you don't know o.

prince3009:
Let's welcome solonubinho, a member of the Nigerian Association of SIMPS (NASIMPS) who just came in to join the conversation.

Aha, thank you, nice to meet you. I hear you're the new president of the International Association of Insecure Men (IASIM). May your reign be longer than that of Robert Mugabe.

You need someone that will challenge you, yet you cant even stir up an interesting conversation yourself. Smh

gasparpisciotta:
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8642283/Woman-81-returns-life-spending-night-Russian-morgue.html

@Righteousness come and see something.

Mintum:
Coronavirus FC 3:0 Cabal FC

Lol oshey Handicap 2.

Baba if she gives you peace of mind and you love her remain o. Peace of mind is very expensive nowadays.

politicsng:
Be 12 years again with everything I know about life now. Make mad changes and be super successful

Man you still wanna be doing Algebra homework?? Nah man

Naijasageblog:
This is cybercrime crime so because it's Jonathan sowore and sahara reporters re celebrating a criminal. Two months is too small he should be charged and properly sentenced.

Olodo oshi. Like a typical wannabe blogger. You will tell us how that equates to cybercrime. He even said 'Cybercrime crime'. Cybercrime crime ko, 'Cybercrime felony ni

Harpos2:
Where are we heading to

Okokomaiko. If you no dey go oga drop for her now o.

Missyajoke:
Don't work yourself up this bbn show is scripted. You people are watching what they want you to know. Last year was mercy and the previous year miracle. This people are acting base on script to keep you people watching

Lmao!!! Your moniker says it all. You're a -joke