₦airaland Forum

Cancel it with your mouth my brother. Na mouth dem take curse you, you sef use mouth cancel am. There is power in the mouth. Cancel every curse placed upon you by virtue of your misdeeds in the past in th name of Jesus. Also call the ones you can to apologise for your actions. Finally, hustle harder and smarter. Everything go gel. One love my brother.

Zzor:
Every other country hate Nigerians, sad.

Somebody participated in a mob that killed a police officer, this one is saying countries hate Nigerians. Olodo oshi.

First, license plate verification is not within the powers of the police. They are acting ultra vires ( outside legal powers). They are looking for bribe, please do not bribe them. Teach them a bitter lesson. Quickly get a very good lawyer to file a Fundamental Human Rights matter before the high court as well as a motion requesting the court to compel the police to release you on bail.

In the same vein, while the suit is filed, file a complaint to the highest police command in the state (police commissioner) and cc the IGP. Also mention the names and numbers of the policemen involved, if you cannot remember, mention the station and the DPO in charge. Also, in the suit, let the parties be the Nigerian police force, each and every of the policemen involved, if you or your lawyers can get their names, the DPO, the State Commissioner of Police. Your lawyer can do all these for you.

I give you less than a few days they will come and release you by themselves. But still continue with the case. Embarrass them till Abuja starts to query the DPO. He will weigh it and ask whether the 20k he wants to collect is worth all this wahala. Deal with them o, do not beg. I repeat, do not beg.

They laid you off without one month notice or salary in lieu of one month notice. Which first, is illegal. Technically, the money sent to you should be taken as the one month salary they ought to have paid you in place of notice. So technically, the money is yours. Dont pay anything back.

Hisroyalbadmeat:
O ma gosh, you for no lap your ama, awinchi winchi site every where, senior man no allow them near our AP,e no go good ooo

Apototokumpo. Senior man everything don Casablanca

Enudapan:
Nah eh! No qualms
This is so sophisticated
Nice one

This is the type of news I want to be hearing about this country come 2021


Did any of the Nigerian product you used killed you?
Nigga
Some Nigeria product are very good, I never even
Knew that Nigeria wire was 10x better until I contacted electrician for my first home,
Let's start patronizing our own nigga

Ehn fly it with your entire family nau. Make sure you're wife is pregnant when you fly it.

DuBLINGreenb:
FINISH HIM!!!
FATALITY

RENO OMOKRI WINS

Down, down, back, back, forward, forward, B B Y B Y down, back, B Y B.

RENO WINS!!!!!!

Righteousness2:
It's unfortunate she had to take her Life.

You may have been Battered,
You may have been Shattered,
You may have been Scattered,

In all these,
The truth remains that
Suicide is not the way out.
Suicide is Murder
The Consequences of Suicide cannot be Compared to whatever Here..
Suicide is an Expressway to Hell!

Burdens are Lifted at Calvary
Take your Burdens to JESUS

Are you crazy? Somebody talked about her pastor father raping her at 7 and all you have to say is this dimwit talk about her suicide and how she'll go to hell?

Msheew...someone told you he was busy you said they humiliated you. Such a fragile ego the size of a mosquito. From what I read, nobody humiliated you. You just expected to publish your magazine without any challenges which is unrealistic. Were you expecting him to just jump at your idea and splash money on you? Toughen up OP, toughen up.

No it's not wise. You're better off with a stripper.

Nairalandian:
No come your fatherland come help improve our condition
Be going to already made country

Better improve your fucking conditions yourselves. Irredemable lots.

P.s I'm typing from Nigeria before you think I'm typing from outside.

tishbite709:
Bro, my childish advice is that don't ever consider Divorce as a way out, you guyz needs to iron things out and make necessary corrections. Think of the love you have for her and know that if you guyz got separated, your children will be badly affected. God bless your home.

Naso them go talk until the wife gets tired of him and connives with her boyfriend to get him out of the picture so they can be together. Usually by orchestrating his death. And still collect life insurance money on top. Welldone o. Team workitout.

Trustedpro:
Forex can turn you a billionaire if you know how to trade. I tried with 100dollars in 2018 and before mid of same year I already made about 6000dollars. But greed set in, I use to trade with 10dollars or at most 50dollars...I began to trade with 500 - 1000 dollars at a time...that was how I lost 5500dollars...I gently withdrew 500 out of depression. Uphill now I never balance. Many people were willing to give me money to help them trade, but I refused.

Sorry bro. It's called the more you look, the less you see.

Nbotee:
How did a 19yr old get access to 300m ?

Read the post well oga

Wahala be like bag of rice.

Mr. Lai, this is not news. Anything, if properly developed can be an alternative source of revenue. Keep quiet nothing smart in what you just said.

LibertyRep:
If it's not your time, it's not your time.

Many have died by mere tripping on a stone and falling.

That was a close shave. I rejoice with the man and his family for a new gift of life.
I sympathize with him on the loss of his vehicle but when there's life many things can still be restored.

May we all not be unfortunate.

Lol. Liar, how many people have you heard that tripped on a stone and died?

HalpyBee:
So they were arrested out of pure jealousy! Human beings are complicated.

Exactly. Never breathe the same air as jealous or insecure people.

Akunatakasi:
she kept it as a secret ..

Oh wow. So that means your child was probably 3 or 4 years old when your parents found out.

Just curious, how did they take it?

So tell us, did you keep the baby a secret till you graduated or you told them immediately.

soulstalker:
I have done that, infact I have a meeting with olori ebi(family head) today. but yet my step siblings insist I must pay the money. though am planning to contribute 250k, if they can't take it then everyone should do their thing separately. btw, amen for the prayer..

Bruh give what you can and dont stress. This year alone has been tough.

How can someone that doesnt put food on your table insist that you contribute what you cannot afford?

Give what you can abeg. Won o ni fejopayin.

Don't ever compare the two abeg.
Wetin Fela sing? Fela was just a weed smoking noise maker. No lyrics, no message, just useless and unnecessary repetition of meaningless words.
Lagbaja any day anytime.

Like you're moniker, you're a Nobody.
Lagbaja gave us good music. But Fela invented a new kind of sound. It's like comparing Maradona to Mbappe.

Uprightness100:
Let every soul be subject unto the higher powers. For there is no power but of God: the powers that be are ordained of God.

Low budget Righteousness89.

shogsmania:
You rich people won't understand, if I pay 1m per section I expect 1m services anytime or anywhere I need it

Is this one normal like this? Wetin concern rich people for this matter now? Did you not read all the issues that have caused the delay of her transcript?

Karlifate:
You have time sha.

Swear down

Zzor:
This one's money does not trip me at all, i don't know why

As if you're anybody at all.

Macsjebs:
Watch his popularity grow after his release. Celebrities and media personalities know what I mean

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Bloggers will be like "10 Things you didn't know about Omah lay"......Number 5 will be "He was once jailed in Uganda" awon werey oshi

This is how envious and insecure people talk. Little wonder they remain stagnated. In this life, never ever show mercy to envious or insecure people. They are the most dangerous species on earth. They will not hesitate to destroy you even after you help them. Tueh.

IamD18:
The way you described your ex and her mum in a disgusting way says a lot about you

This is someone I'm sure you once professed your love for and had some nice moment with, all of a sudden, you are describing her and her mum in such manner.

I'm more concerned about the one you are dating now, because if things should go sour someday, you'll describe her in a terrible way too.

And just so you know, you don't date your ex's friend and expect her not to react. You can't even convince me that you had nothing with your Ex's friend then when you both were seriously dating.

If the present girl doesn't behave in the same way as the ex and they go their separate ways do you think he will describe her in the same manner? Just asking.

P.s the first girlfriend = werey
the second girlfriend = werey by association.
Boyfriend = Chief Executive Werey

You date werey. God open your eyes then you escape. You come date werey friend ahh ahh OP how far nau. Na so the werey industry dey sweet you?

Well, I bet you that her friend you're dating is no better than your ex (her friend). Perhaps she is just hiding her deficiencies. Afterall, birds of a feather flock together.

This guy. He talks and talks. He is so empty upstairs. His father must be ashamed. But yo, have you heard Made speak? Made Kuti, Femi's son. Do a Google search. Ever even listened to Made's music? Made is the one that inherited Fela's gifts and talents. Do a Google search, Made Kuti.

Not this uncouth tout that makes it look as though all Fela stood for was igbo.

The kind of stupid questions you people ask especially on Sunday mornings baffle me a whole lot. Just look at you.