₦airaland Forum

Designsking:
This is supper commendable.
#TheBestVpOfAllTime

Who cares? £ is N635. Onion cost a fortune, rice cost a fortune, people are earning backwards, unemployment is at an all time high, rule of law and democracy are at an all time low, our youths are becoming prostitutes and fraudsters just to put food on the table. Now tell me, really, who really gives a shit. Let's start focusing on what really matters.

fati2001:
CONGRATULATIONS FOR LETTING THE DIRTY FLAGS IN OUR SOCIETY CAPTURED YOUR LIFE, PHYSICAL AND SPIRITUAL BODY, DESTINY AND SOUL....

Capture.

Stupid people like this mi sister will just open mouth whaaa... he definitely is ignorant of the AfCFTA which Nigeria has signed to kick off in Jan 2021. They will just open mouth down waa like a whale looking for fish to eat.

rossniti:
This is just the beginning. The way the rest of the world is going, from Europe to America to the Middle East, there will soon be millions of them seeking refuge in Africa.

European economies are collapsing as we speak. The US is heading for some really rough times.

The clock is ticking.

Stay there and be dreaming.

KingofAbuja:
Recently, I got a text of this nature on WhatsApp. I was surprised because she is happily married with kids. Discussed this with some friends and some insinuated she is about to ask me for "2k urgently" .... Well, she is not that type of lady thou. Some suggested maybe she was Hot or lonely.

Then, today i stumbled upon a similarly story...

[b]My ex (31M) and I (26F) are 5 years broken up. It’s a long time. He has a serious girlfriend. He was my first love and I was the love of his life until I wasn’t. He wanted to stay friends and I initially agreed, but after all that he said, I walked away for good even though I was completely in love with him and we were best friends before. Not once did I initiate contact from that day and I focused on healing. He texted me every now and then for no real reason since, and I always gave brief, polite responses.
I got a text from him when I least expected it today, an already rough day, on the anniversary of my grandma’s passing. He was with me when she died and helped me grieve, so I’m grateful for that. The last time I saw him was 2 years ago at a mutual friend’s birthday party. I don’t understand this, what’s the purpose of consoling me suddenly, after FIVE of her passing anniversaries and no such messages since our breakup? I obviously won’t deny I still love him but I’m not delusional or acting on it in anyway, I have accepted it yet even a text from him hits me hard.
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So, My Nairalanders help me answer this question - Why do exes text you years later? What’s the purpose of sending a “thinking of you today” or I miss you message after so long?

Ever heard of the word hoovering? Google.

fati2001:
AS IF YOU ARE NOT A HOE (JIGOLO ).


U TOO YOU ARE CHEAP.





































CHEAP PRODUCTS ATTRACT CHEAP COSTUMERS..





DON'T BE A HYPOCRITE.

Its only a goat that gets offended when a conversation on body odour starts.

SatanBoss:
i just did a fast survey now. out of the 24 people that came to my office , non uses a tracker.

Do you know how many cars are in Lagos alone? 24 is less than 0.0003% of the cars in Lagos. Not a good survey sample.

Uprightness100:
This age Lie thing will cause trouble for many at the other side..
So many gentlemen and ladies in the civil service, Military formations, Banks etc had to lie and amend their age to get these jobs..

Lie is lie no matter how u do it!!

No liar enters Heaven!!

Use this golden Moment to repent, amend and ask God for Mercy..

Low budget chinko Righteousness89.

Be like those chinko android phones wey get big screen , TV, loud speaker and microwave.

Same as those who mismanaged public funds.

SatanBoss:
u people should stop it with this traking rubbish. how many cars in naija have trackers?

And how many did you personally count that dont have trackers?

Yenefer:
Because just like fingers are different. Countries are also different they maybe rich and develop now,. Nigeria will also rise and develop. they may also fall

Stay there and be dreaming. Same way our parents have been dreaming the same thing since their time.

He will be pulled down whether you like it or not. If you like join him, you'd be pulled down as well.

Change those trousers bro. They've tried enough.

Igbochief001:
When u are igbo and u work for the government ...never ...I repeat never break the law for anyone ...cause they would always use u as a scapegoat when the time comes

Does this rubbish you wrote even makes sense? How does this relate to any igbo working for the govt?

At least you dey hear word. Girls love guys wey dey hear word.

Go on. High BP and stroke dey hungry you.

This man is irrevocably stupid. Does he not have grown up children that tell him that he is constantly making a fool out of himself? Oh I forgot..it appears fools birth little fools. Phew.

dynicks:
Nigeria "MAY".....this doesn't sound as a sure odd to me!!

Baba dey give una "win or draw" lmao!

Afam4eva:
1 billion ko 10 trillion nee. Only in Nigeria do you have these overpriced houses.

They're not overpriced. More like the value of your Naira is nowhere to be found.

lekki1444:
thats a crap house. i aint paying more than 20 million for that mess

Lol and your Moniker has Lekki in it. How much does it cost to buy a 3 bedroom apartment in Lekki? Apartment o! not a duplex.

Yeah, I have. Reached out to the Head of my current place of work via Linkedin, we got talking, I told him I was open to taking up a role . He asked me to send my CV, I did. A year and a half later, HR contacted me when there was a vacancy and the rest is history.

Lol. Na wetin Abiola do wey make Babangida put am for prison.

Meanwhile on FP, one church just built a 'state of the art' hospital. *pensive

When churches begin to build hospitals I begin to wonder whether they no longer do miracle healing services. *pensive

P.S I am a Christian o but if decide to mention me without using sense, I'll be waiting for you.

There how you know a wannabe.

First, they cant spell prefer.
Next, they say Peckam is a rich part of London. How many Nigerian girls have you deceived with that? Peckam that is a slum..mshew. abeg leave this place.

But they cant handle poverty well.Whats the essence. If the people don't die of Covid, theyll eventually die....of hunger or poor amenities. So I ask again, of what use?

If the phrase, 'going back to Egypt' was a person.

Twice, God saved you from being this M0r0n's VP. You say no, you must go where God did not send you. Okay o pele, Jonah.

Just look at fools.

Liposure:
she's still very much consistent

Consis-what? The dead album she dropped last, what were the numbers? If you think she's consistent, you've got to back that with figures. She's washed up bro.

Your brother has a good case against the company. What does the termination clause in the letter say? Was he given a 1 month notice?Was he paid any advanced salary in the absence of the notice? If the answer to these are no, he has a fantastic case on his hands. Send a DM I can assist in reviewing the agreement and advise on how to proceed.

Such an empty headed statement from a washed up artiste...with a dead career.