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tpia1: Its all about balance in the universe.

you said it all

must you be told? Ur heading says it all. "Psquare or dbanj" not "dbanj or psquare"

LagosShia: https://www.nairaland.com/846958/tell-me-why-mohammed-married

yes sir

toluleke: dis Space is not for sale
beware of my boy SPEEDER

sometimes, the son is the father of the man, cos some father are senseless. I hope u'r wiser

I was just going through my facebook page and saw Wizkid with an illuminati symbol portrayed on his fingers.
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What does this say about him?

we gather gurus for here o.
But if u've seen it else where b4 answering, sorry to say, i'm not impressed.

O boy, we gather gurus for here o

Hi genius Solve this
Answer this if u can.....
Sherlock Holmes was walking down
the streets in the
morning when he found many people
gathered. They were circling a women‘s dead body. He
examined the
body n found a purse in which was her
license. Her
name was Anne n he called up her
residence number. Her husband picked up the phone and
Sherlock said,
“Your wife is dead“.
“No way“, said the husband.
“Please come and confirm“, said
Sherlock. Husband said,“Ok“n hung up.
After 10 mins husband came n he saw
the body n
started crying. Sherlock looked at the
police officer n
said,“ARREST THE HUSBAND!!!!....HE IS THE
MURDERER!!“
WHY ??
If u r genius den answer

Hi genius Solve this
Answer this if u can.....
Sherlock Holmes was walking down
the streets in the morning when he found many people gathered. They were circling a women‘s dead body. He examined the
body n found a purse in which was her license. Her name was Anne n he called up her residence number. Her husband picked up the phone and
Sherlock said,
“Your wife is dead“.
“No way“, said the husband.
“Please come and confirm“, said
Sherlock. Husband said,“Ok“n hung up.
After 10 mins husband came n he saw
the body n started crying. Sherlock looked at the police officer n
said,“ARREST THE HUSBAND!!!!....HE IS THE
MURDERER!!“
WHY ??
If u r genius den answer

pman06: Guy you no get word for month. If you cant practice what you preach dude, then whats the essence of you preaching in the first place.

In short, your first post na wash joor...park well.

keep shut, who told you i dont practice what I preach, slaves.

It isn't entirely false. How can he ask the FG to sack it's citizen just because it wants to restore its economy.
No forget say tomorrow dey o.

salam001: 9ce joke

thanks

realsammie: bunmiogun ke? me and dat one na cat and dog o. we no dey c eye to eye. but seriously accept ur mistakes and stop blabing.

who ask u? That one na ur business, if u like make una be cat and ram, na ur wahala

A guy took his new
girlfriend home 2 meet his
parents. His dad whispered
2 him: Were did u meet her?
She is cross-eyed,
bald-headed ,
bow-legged and
she is got no teeth. And he
replies: There's no need 2
whisper Dad, She's also
deaf n dumb. Dad fainted. Lmao

Sanusi, never forget "nothing lasts forever"

I wouldn't blame them for the world. When they've enslaved themselves to bunmioguns. Better be a master of ur own making.

bunmioguns: is it a crime for you to just write it in english rather than disgracing urself with dis fake shortcut. . . .CTRL + P = Print while CTRL + V = Paste

I guess i wrote it in Yoruba, right?
Foolish boy. Can't differentiate btw English and other languages. Visit ur kindergarten.

Ctr-c + Ctr-p, i salute

At least, the pillow will be more faithful than Nigerian gel.

Them just dey waste their time. This should be the least of their priorities now.

bunmioguns: oga oo, see pot calling kettle black. . . .smh

I know u're victim of ctr-c + ctr-p. Dont worry, just develop urself.

Wendyslim: I second emmyk

Emmyk: will be right back to laugh

Wendyslim: I second emmyk

alright kids

toygod2: u talk beter....@speeder

thanks.

GeJ79: DAVIDO GAVE OUT 500K ON HIS BDAY N YOU ARE THERE DEFRAUDING COMMON 400K.

NAIJA LAWLESS LAND

didn't you hear it was payment in advance, fool.
Davido is a rich guy, everybody ain't same. Get over it

sambussie: Hw can azonto dance turn 2 alingo overnyt?

I have seen yahooze and alanta danced in vedeo other dan d originally video. So whats d big deal?
U should be proud they copied, thats if they did from Nigeria pops. It shows Nigeria produce good things worth copying from.
I know u would have been praising them if they copied weezy or bruno mars.
Or are u just criticizing just cos they're P-Square?

*walks into thread*, *reads the post*, *instead of peeing on it, i gave honour to it*. Nice family

B_ngene: 1 yes i do
2 I will want him to do it lovingly and calmly when am in my best mood

And when you're not in ur best mood, what will happen?

I like Jonathan as a person but hate him as the president. Ppl will always say it was in his administration that Boko haram started violence. Yes, its true, but the true test of leadership is to overcome what others won't dream of accomplishing.

Just like when u'r drunk, your worries are being depressed thereby bringing to light ur happy state. So is it during madness, ur pituitry gland faults, and u forget what or what u are and so will only smile to the world since u have have no bad memories.

And they said Fashola isn't working.

floriana: I wish this had happened in Osun state. This colonel would have been the first to have his yoghurt gun severed under the new anti-rapist law. It will be nice to have the colonel's gazunga as the first trophy of the new law.

shaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrp