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RomanceRe: Coincidence? by Splinz(m): 12:57pm On Mar 18, 2019
highcollide:
I'm not a fan of the mysterious.
You better be. smiley

At face value, there's nothing like coincidence, as there's no cause without an effect and vice versa. Those conversant with the law of "Cause & Effect" understands this much.

If I only know of the physical and not the mysterious, then I have a knowledge deficit.
RomanceRe: So I Approached A Girl Today. #rantthread. by Splinz(m): 12:17am On Mar 18, 2019
PrimadonnaO:
...Simple courtesy doesn't hurt. You don't have to indulge him, but be nice and civil in discharging him... especially if he approached you nice and civilly, too.
You've spoken so well. smiley

I'd like to think of this abnormally as something mostly associated with the uneducated (education is not all about being in the classroom) and immature ones. In fact, it is crass stupidity for a woman to act presumptuously when a man approaches.

WTF!

It's not always all about sex and relationship when a guy approaches, though it's the case most of the time. But so what if it's the latter? Is that why you're acting so uncultured?

Well, I don't talk to random women for no reason. I just don't want to see such level of 'iberiberism'.
RomanceRe: My Sunday Embarrassing Moments (by Offpoint) by Splinz(m): 8:11pm On Mar 17, 2019
smiley

Count it all joy for worthy of suffering shame for the sake of your manhood. Be glad, for your fame shall spread in Church, and verily, a sister in Church shall found your preeq worthy of service to her.

cheesy
RomanceRe: What Format Have You Used To Successfully Collect Nudes From Ladies Before ? by Splinz(m): 7:48pm On Mar 17, 2019
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Nude is for amateurs. Real men don't ask for it: they simply get them laid.
RomanceRe: Question For The Guys by Splinz(m): 6:40pm On Mar 17, 2019
Preciousgirl:
If you catch your wife sextin with another man,

Will you consider it adultery?

What will do to her ?
smiley

Mba o! If I caught her "sextin" with another man, I'd consider it as the will of Allah and shout "Allahu Akbar!"

Just what do you think will happen? You'd get to find out in the other side. cheesy
FamilyRe: Babysitting Dad, Tricks His Little Baby Who Refused To Take Milk From The Bottle by Splinz(m): 6:25pm On Mar 17, 2019
cheesy cheesy

Sorry lil angel.
RomanceRe: Pray Before You Come To The Romance Section by Splinz(m): 6:14pm On Mar 17, 2019
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What did you come here to see: A man in the wilderness preaching repentance?

I understand your plight, really. On occasions, you've sneaked in here to satisfy your own lust. And just when you've gotten that earth shattering orgasm courtesy of Romanlancer's benevolence, you ungratefully quickly turned aside and blame the devil, in this case, finding Romanlancer's as perfect scapegoats for your own insatiable lust.

Well, I'm not in the least surprised. It's typical of those who are religious without a religion to act hypocritical.

Tueh!
RomanceRe: . by Splinz(m): 1:11pm On Mar 17, 2019
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Whoever wishes to stop eating puss!y should try this. His/her 'iberiberism' will be cured las las.

cheesy
RomanceRe: When Cheating Got Wrong (picture) by Splinz(m): 12:58pm On Mar 17, 2019
shocked shocked

Everything about this thread is evil: contents and the creators.

Also, it seems everyone here are murderers or potential ones.

Tueh!
RomanceRe: Describe The Physical Qualities/features You Want In Your Future Partner. by Splinz(m): 12:42am On Mar 17, 2019
UyaiIncomparabl:
...I can go on and on, but these are fair and not demanding, and in return, I'll give you the world.
shocked shocked

Just when I thought I stood a chance. And now, I've realized that I never tick any of the boxes.

Well...

I cannot coman kee myself. Mbok I'm not doing again.
PoliticsRe: Kano Re-run: Kano Professionals In Europe Express Support For Ganduje by Splinz(m): 7:08pm On Mar 16, 2019
MrAJQ:
Anyone who truly aspire for good bad governance will also which Ganjude to win.

He has transformed looted Kano a lot.
cheesy

Perfectly fixed, just what you couldn't say as it is.
RomanceRe: Need An Answer To This Picture by Splinz(m): 5:55pm On Mar 16, 2019
shocked shocked

Only sadists stands and gloat over such nonsense.

It's humanly demeaning and morally corrupt for adults to engage in such level of "iberiberism".

Tueh!
FamilyRe: If You Were Once An Introvert How Did You Change? by Splinz(m): 5:25pm On Mar 16, 2019
CapedBaldy:
there's nothing wrong with it but I'm not happy the way I am
Because you're an introvert?

Not accepting one's nature will always lead to self destruction. Also, it reeds of inferiority complex.

You don't need to be like 'others': be yourself! I'm an introvert too and so happy about myself. smiley
RomanceRe: What Would You Do? by Splinz(m): 12:11pm On Mar 16, 2019
jackyraw09:
If you have a babe who’s been like a mother to but due to some past events that traumatized her not quite long, her sex drive has dropped to ground zero.

Now I won’t be stupid enough to send her away cuz of sex but atimes it gets tiring when someone spends close 90% of their time around you but when you bring up issue of sex it’s a no or dry sex unless she’s drunk. huh

I can easily get a sex freak as a side chick but I don’t have much time due to projects and the little time I have, my babe has successfully hijacked. I’m in a dilemma fam sad
That's it: what you have to overcome in order to succeed. You know it's tiring and frustrating, also not willing to send her away.

No doubt, we all have our point of saturation. And if peradventure it gets to that level, you wouldn't be blamed.

So what? Just maintain the status quo till it gets to that stage. Luckily, it could be that it wouldn't get worst when everything is back to normalcy.

Ndo. smiley
RomanceRe: Need Advice Pls by Splinz(m): 4:11pm On Mar 14, 2019
Tabularasa1:
...Last time she came visiting around Christmas she told me she was going to drive down to Abuja this was supprising cuz she had always flown down she said she had to attend a conference in Nsukka before coming down and she will be passing the night with a male friend which she knew from her days back in IMSU I asked her to book a hotel but she insisted she will stay there cuz it's closer to the venue. I'm just wondering do I have a reason to be worried or am I just being unnecessarily insecure. Really need advice
What a mixed of sincerity and deceit: a collabo meant to have your head "turnioniown". smiley

The game plan is simple: to have you think of her on the one hand as being sincere enough to tell you she's going to fvck, and on the other hand, to have you think "she wouldn't have told me if that's what she's going for"; in the end, you're to end up being so confused.

Now, just in case the two scenario captures not her game plan, which I doubt, then the third option is that she just doesn't give a fvck about you!

So what? My brother you cannot coman have your head turnioniown laidat. Mbok do something now! cheesy
Christianity EtcRe: Desiring To Go To Heaven Is A Sin! by Splinz(op): 6:25pm On Mar 10, 2019
Chiprince007:
Wow... All I'll say is that you're right but your truth is not balanced.. To start, I would say we would go to heaven, but it would be temporary. Its not a permanent location. We would be there for a while.Yes we would inherit the earth but not this one why because it would be destroyed and a new earth would be created
Thank you sir.

But please, kindly provide proofs in the Scriptures to support your claims, as contained in 1 Thessalonians 5:21.

Thanks.
RomanceRe: PLEASE, HELP A NAIVÉ BRO...he is depressed. by Splinz(m): 1:44pm On Mar 07, 2019
Ahem!

Which man who wanting to build a house will not first of all sit down and count his cost?

No doubt, few things can be as frustrating as loving and not loved in return. And the ability to keep a straight face requires a higher level of grace.

Op, you have started a good job and you'd do excellently well if you continue to the end, irrespective of whether the odd swings in your favour.

Always count your cost in all of your enterprises. In life, you win some of the time and lost most.
PoliticsRe: Breaking: Rotimi Amaechi Loses Again As AAC Rejects Him & APC In Rivers by Splinz(m): 8:27am On Mar 07, 2019
cheesy

Amaechi the accursed one: the rat & guinea fowl of Ubima.
PoliticsRe: Sanwo-olu Shares Free Bottles Of Coca-cola At Admiralty Toll Gate, Lekki (video) by Splinz(m): 8:20am On Mar 07, 2019
shocked shocked shocked

So these fools in their minds are like: "Leme give them garri & groundnut or a bottle of coke, and they'd vote me".

Oh thunder! I call on you this moment, mbok answer me speedily by striking Sanwo-Olu and his band of travelers.

My thunder my thunder! Go............ cheesy
RomanceRe: How Do You Manage To Overcome Sexual Urge? by Splinz(m):
smiley

Izza simple something.

Work with either of these steps:

1. Give it expression through legal means.

2. Simply replace the thought with its opposite.

3. My brother if the first and second option no dey available, mbok quickly find the nearest olosho joint before you rape person.

Dazzol.
Christianity EtcRe: . by Splinz(op): 8:09am On Mar 03, 2019
cool cool
RomanceRe: Ubanja Last Warning! by Splinz(m): 9:40am On Mar 01, 2019
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Ubunja what have you done this time around? Don't you know we have puna jiharists too?

Now they've warned you. And the next thing will be "Allahu Akbar! Boom!!!

RomanceRe: My New Girlfriend Doesn't Let Me Cum. I'm Hating Her Already by Splinz(m): 7:56pm On Feb 26, 2019
TrevorFitness:
I met this girl this year. The first time we did it was on Valentine's day, Feb 14 after many outings.

The thing is she gets tired in like 5 mins. I do a lot of pre-intimacy and she gets really wet. Then when I fire down, she screams normal ah ah ah do the normal girls release, gets dry and says she is tired she wants to sleep. On the first night, in her mind we had 3 rounds but I came only once after the third try. We have had sex on 4 different occasions since then. The last once was this afternoon under the rain and cold weather. We did it twice. The first time again, she got tired after 5 mins. I wanted to continue. She said it's shouting. she started crying. I had to stop. Second time, plenty pre-intimacy, she was wet as if rain fell inside her kini. Then I smashed down. Few minutes, she don cum again. Started saying I should stop. I did. She left and I didn't even cum.

Now,I swear I don't ever want to see her again. Problem is that the idiat has caught stupid feelings.
Do you want to kee someone's daughter!?? Mbok what are these strange things you're saying to our hearing?

PoliticsRe: State Of Affairs In Ikot Ekpene Senatorial District - Akwa Ibom PDP by Splinz(m): 4:54pm On Feb 25, 2019
cheesy

The WarSaw general should just throw in the towel already. GeneralWar (Chris Ekpeyong) is the new sheriff in town... cheesy
PoliticsRe: Akpabio Vs Ekpenyong: Nobody Declared Winner In Akwa Ibom North West – REC by Splinz(m): 4:46pm On Feb 25, 2019
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The WarSaw general came and saw GeneralWar and he was humbled. How the mighty have fallen!
PoliticsRe: Nigerians Should Thank Me For Being Allowed To Vote— Buhari by Splinz(m): 2:16pm On Feb 25, 2019
undecided

Yes, we thank you for burning of electoral materials, the killings and terror your boys unleashed on innocent Nigerians in Rivers, Lagos and other places.

Indeed, we salute your uncommon lack of clue, buffoonery and failures both then and now.

It is in appreciating you that we've sent His Excellency, Alh. Atiku Aguero Abubakar to take you back safely to your homo cows in Daura.

We say thank you!
Christianity EtcRe: If You Were To Die Today, Will You Make Heaven? by Splinz(m): 10:24am On Feb 24, 2019
Desiring to go to heaven is a sin. Check out here... https://www.nairaland.com/4942353/desiring-go-heaven-sin
Christianity EtcRe: Desiring To Go To Heaven Is A Sin! by Splinz(op): 10:23am On Feb 24, 2019
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RomanceRe: He Kneels To Propose To His Girlfriend, But Her Other Lover Came Out In Boxers by Splinz(m): 1:48pm On Feb 21, 2019
Biglittlelois:
I don't understand how it is difficult for people to be faithful to their partner, it's not rocket science nah undecided
smiley

Don't let Fashola hear you say that again.

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