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Christianity EtcRe: I Don't Care About Your Church, My Question Is Are You Born Again?? by Splinz(m): 3:24pm On Aug 19, 2020
Factually, what you should rather be concerned with is the former and not the latter.

To answer your question now, no, I am not born again, neither are you nor anyone else.

Thank you for quoting John 3, the genesis of this whole misunderstanding about what Jesus meant when He said, "You must be born again". Obviously, Nicodemus understood the literal implication of that statement but of course, he couldn't just understand how that is possible (verse 4).

Explaining further, Jesus made it clear that except one is born of water (baptism) and of the Spirit (receives or has the holy Spirit), such a person cannot enter the kingdom of God. But make no mistake, having the holy Spirit does not in anyway means that one is born again. One thing is to have the holy Spirit and another thing is to be born again by that same Spirit.

Jesus continued...

" That which is born of flesh (natural birth) is flesh; and that which is born of the Spirit (e.g, angels in heaven) is spirit", verse 6. Take it at face value because that is just the truth of the matter.

Of course, Jesus not wanting confusion to ensued over what He just said, went even deeper to explain. He likens one who is born of the Spirit to the wind, verse 8.⁴ No one has seen the wind before neither can it be touched literally, just like God who is a Spirit. So therefore, anyone born of the Spirit is simply a spirit, period.

Paul said, "flesh and blood cannot inherit the kingdom of God" (1 Corinth 15:50). Oh yes! In the kingdom (government) of God, those in it are spirits, just like God.

So again, I am not born again, not even you. Or are you? Are you a spirit?

Regards.
Christianity EtcRe: Rapture Within 3 Months Confirmed. (around The USA 2020 Election.) by Splinz(m):
MuttleyLaff:
What should happen should this prophecy of yours and the rest, turn out to be Jeremiah 23:32 true, Kei144?

Since you've shifted the goal post quite a few number of times, as OkCornel rightly too has noticed, just answer Kobojunkie's simple, easy, direct and straightforward question, stop beating about the bush, but tell what's to happen to you and the others, should nothing such of your prediction(s) happens in 2020.
Oh, I think we'd borrow from Righteousness89 by saying: "May God have mercy on him and his types". Of course, if only they need the mercy. I also think Right...89 is on the verge of being whisked (I must warn though that plane crash is real. That means the competency of the flight pilot matters cheesy.) So he doesn't need the mercy again: it's only for those of us that'd be left behind to suffer. cry

What do you think sir? smiley
Christianity EtcRe: Rapture Within 3 Months Confirmed. (around The USA 2020 Election.) by Splinz(m): 12:22am On Aug 16, 2020
Righteousness89:


Drop this your Grammar and Prepare yourself!
Really? Sorry, it was plain and simple enough.

Righteousness89:
The Rapture of the Real! Don't use Grammar to Block you from making it...
There's no rapture. It's a delusion.

Righteousness89:
It will be so Terrible ooo..
Oops... I'm so scared cry

Righteousness89:
In the things of God, Drop your Reasoning! Just Follow
Of course, only His example (1 Peter 2:21). Not a lie like an imaginary rapture.

Righteousness89:
Humble Yourself and Prepare!!
Are you? Why not be like the Bereans?

Righteousness89:
Make God Have Mercy on u and your types..
Amen. Don't you think you need some of that mercy too? smiley
Christianity EtcRe: Rapture Within 3 Months Confirmed. (around The USA 2020 Election.) by Splinz(m): 11:35pm On Aug 15, 2020
Righteousness89:


The Word "Bible" do you Find it in the Bible?

Don't DECIEVE your bro! Rapture is a Word that Describes the Catching away of the saints.

See 1Thessalonians 4:16-17 , 1Corithians 15;51-52. This is Rapture
The scripture teaches no such thing. Don't be overly confident over what is obviously an error or a misunderstanding.

It's a good thing you quoted 1 Thessalonians 4. Now, take a critical look at verse 16 again. Only that this time around, take more than a passing interest.

Did you see anything? Perhaps, just perhaps you may have seen the resurrection of the death in Christ.

The truth is, whilst others are resurrected, others are changed. They all mean the same thing: eternal life; a resurrection from death to eternal life and a changed from mortal to immortal!

In essence, what is at play in both chapters is simply the resurrection or the receiving of eternal life. This is the truth of the matter.

I urge you to be like the Bereans (Acts 17:11). Study to show yourself approved (2 Timothy 2:15).
Christianity EtcRe: Rapture Within 3 Months Confirmed. (around The USA 2020 Election.) by Splinz(m): 6:52pm On Aug 15, 2020
What a good laugh. smiley
AdvertsRe: Order At Amazon @300/$1 And Ebay @320/$1 by Splinz(m): 4:13pm On Aug 15, 2020
noOnelikeM:
if the heading is correct I will like to place an order.
My chief,

I have $60 worth of Amazon gift card on my Amazon account.

If you want, i.e, if what you want to buy is within that amount, I'd give it to you at the rate of N300 per $$$. It can't get better than that. I mean we all know how much is a dollar now.

Revert if interested.
Christianity EtcRe: What I Saw In My Dream Last Night by Splinz(m): 1:24pm On Aug 04, 2020
It appears you're an Alien too. cheesy
Christianity EtcRe: Why The New Vaccine May Probably Be The Mark Of The Beast 666 by Splinz(m): 10:07pm On Aug 02, 2020
HedwigesMaduro:
Ok sir. Will study more so we may rub minds. God bless you sir.
Anytime. Thank you.
Christianity EtcRe: Why The New Vaccine May Probably Be The Mark Of The Beast 666 by Splinz(m): 9:54pm On Aug 02, 2020
HedwigesMaduro:
Thanks and God bless you sir. I'll really like to learn more.
Hello sir, thank you for your response and interest.

Let's continue from where we stopped. This time, I want us to look at Matthew 24:40-41 and 1 Thessalonians 4:17. I think these are supposed proof texts that rapturists used the most.

With Christ arrival, sitted on His throne, next He send his angels to gather the saints from the four corners of the earth. After the angels departure, here's what happens next;

"In a moment, in the twinkling of an eye, at the last trump: for the trumpet shall sound, and the dead shall be raised incorruptible, and we shall be changed" (1 Corinth 15:52). What changed exactly? From "mortal to immortal", verse 53. Put another way, from flesh and blood to spirit (John 3:6).

Yes, this event, like the bible describes it, will happen in a flash, at the sounding of the last trumpet. And then every spirit begotten sons and daughters of God, wherever they may be, will instantly changed; be born again, i.e, have everlasting life from that moment. Remember, this event will be the same for both those who sleeps in the Lord and those alive at His returns. In fact, pay a little more attention to 1 Thessalonians 4. This time, look at verse 16. Did you see where it says the dead in Christ shall rise first? Now ask yourself: Which dead? I thought they said the saints who sleeps in Christ are already living in heaven with God? Why will they need to rise again when they're already alive? Be the judge...

Now, when this changed might have taken place, then comes the fulfilment of Matthew 24:40:41 and 1 Thessalonians 4:17. At this point, these people being taken up, are no longer flesh and blood but spirit beings; immortals. Surely, a spirit being can ascend and descend, so it shouldn't be a surprise.

So let's round it up. With Christ already sitted and awaiting the arrival of his elect from all over the world, these glorified saints will descend or appear before the throne of Christ. And then just like government appointees are inaugurated at the start of a new government, Christ will officially commissioned and assigned portfolios to them.

And finally... The kingdom of God on earth begins!!!

Please let's discuss another time. Thank you.

PS: Hello petra1, please forgive my manners. Longest time sir. Accept my regards.
Christianity EtcRe: Why The New Vaccine May Probably Be The Mark Of The Beast 666 by Splinz(m): 7:15pm On Aug 01, 2020
HedwigesMaduro:
This is it below sir.
Matthew 24:21, 29-31

24:21 For then shall be great tribulation, such as was not since the beginning of the world to this time, no, nor ever shall be.
24:29 Immediately after the tribulation of those days shall the sun be darkened, and the moon shall not give her light, and the stars shall fall from heaven, and the powers of the heavens shall be shaken:24:30 And then shall appear the sign of the Son of man in heaven: and then shall all the tribes of the earth mourn, and they shall see the Son of man coming in the clouds of heaven with power and great glory.24:31 And he shall send his angels with a great sound of a trumpet, and they shall gather together his elect from the four winds, from one end of heaven to the other.

You may read the whole Matt 24 for better understanding. God bless you sir.
Thank you so much for your time.

I've gone through the Olivet prophecy recorded in Matthew 24. However, I've not found a single verse even remotely talking of rapture or people being whisked away into 'heaven'. Perhaps, this rapture idea is coming from misunderstood verses like 41 & 42 of same chapter and 1 Thessalonians 4:17. This need not be.

Now, let's tie pieces of scriptures together to form a coherent whole. Of course as a rule, "For precept must be upon precept, precept upon precept; line upon line, line upon line; here a little, and there a little"

We'll start with Jesus arrival, as captured in Matthew 24:30 and elsewhere. It does appears like this is where a lot of people missed it, as the common thinking is that He is coming to take people to heaven or whisked them out of the earth.

Matthew 25:31-34 contains vital knowledge and readily helps in our discussion here. Actually, Matthew 25:31-34 is a continuation of the truth in Matthew 24:30-31. Remember, "...line upon line...".

Let's take note of at least 3 cardinal points in Matthew 25;

1. Throne

2. Nations

3. Kingdom prepared...

So verse 31 pictures Jesus arrival, and He sits on His glorious throne. Now, we don't have to speculate or assume where this throne will be. The bible will always interpret itself, and Luke 1:32-33 holds the answer. Yes, He will sit on the "...throne of His father David". And this is no other place but Jerusalem. A new Jerusalem is coming, where the tabernacle of God will be with man (Rev. 21:2-3).

Next we see that the nations of the earth are gathered and those faithful ones are rewarded and are told finally, to "inherit the kingdom prepared from the foundation of the earth". Does this prepared place or kingdom rings a bell? Yes, it should! Remember the prepared place in John 14:3? Oh yes...

The whole scenario, settings or events happens and revolves around no other place but the earth! Nobody is rapture anywhere, supposedly to the third heaven (John 3:13).

I have many things to discuss with you sir. But for time constraints, I'd draw the curtain here. Many thanks for your time.
Christianity EtcRe: Why The New Vaccine May Probably Be The Mark Of The Beast 666 by Splinz(m): 3:26pm On Aug 01, 2020
HedwigesMaduro:
Yeah I know. But I've searched through the Bible over and over and it is explicitly stated by Jesus in Matthew 24 that the rapture comes "after the tribulation of those days". This is confirmed by the events in Revelation 20.
Hello sir, please where did you see the bold?
Christianity EtcRe: Desiring To Go To Heaven Is A Sin! by Splinz(op): 3:42pm On Jul 25, 2020
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RomanceRe: "Women With Hot Temper Are Good Wife Materials" - Lady by Splinz(m): 4:01pm On Feb 09, 2020
shocked

What is really happening on the cyberspace these days?
RomanceRe: Why Every Man Should Strive To Be An Alpha Male by Splinz(m):
Nice. smiley

However, no man can successfully develop and build on the Alpha path without first overcoming his insecurities. Also, only just a few will always find the Will power to stand up for their selves.

Regrettably and very sad, the majority are nothing but pussy-whipped niggurs and terrible relationship managers.
RomanceRe: Sokoto Girls by Splinz(m): 4:03pm On Jan 21, 2020
Quality20:
Sokoto is just d place to pick ur wife if u value chastity n peace if mind
Thank you. smiley

However, in every State of this country abounds decent, chaste and excellent home makers as women.

Like I'd tell you now, my girl has all and more of these qualities. Is she from Sokoto? No. She's from a State in the East. My "Igbotic Chick" like I called her. cheesy

Many thanks my brother.
RomanceRe: Should Men Be Forced To Marry Ladies After Impregnating Them? by Splinz(m): 3:37pm On Jan 21, 2020
sholarr12:
And the marriage won't be hellish for even the girl?
If you want to be and go to hell, then so be it.

They say he that fetches an ant infested firewood shouldn't grumble when lizard comes for a feast.

If two consenting adults, especially the man, chooses the blazing flame of hell to make their bed, then I can only wish them good luck on their journey.
RomanceRe: Should Men Be Forced To Marry Ladies After Impregnating Them? by Splinz(m): 2:20pm On Jan 21, 2020
Yes. shocked

If coercion is the only means of prevailing on one, an irresponsible fellow at that, to take up responsibility for his genital-controlled-sense, then that's fine.

Or who is there among fertile men, wanting to have an unprotected sex with a woman, wouldn't know that chances of getting her pregnant is high?

I can only think of a dickhead.
FamilyRe: My Wife's 22yrs Old Niece Is Seriously Tempting Me . (she Like's Being Nude) by Splinz(m): 10:14am On Jan 18, 2020
I just want to laugh here. cheesy cheesy
RomanceRe: Lady Arrested For Using Her Monthly Discharge To Prepare Food For Her Boyfriend. by Splinz(m): 12:48pm On Jan 15, 2020
shocked shocked

What da heck!
FamilyRe: How Does Values Affect The Health Of Any Relationship? by Splinz(m): 2:36pm On Jan 14, 2020
smiley

Values are and should be the driving force of every relationship. It tells one whether a particular relationship is worthy of the headache after all.

Of course, we all have values. It could be just anything. And the moment anyone who possesses same or similar values which aligns with yours shows up, then one can say that he/she is settling with the right partner.
RomanceRe: What Should I Do, My Baby Is Hanging Out With Another Guy In A Guest House by Splinz(m): 5:40pm On Jan 11, 2020
Obviously you don't have to do anything. Your baby is now a grown up cheesy cheesy cheesy
RomanceRe: Who Is Else Is Confused Like Me ? by Splinz(m): 6:19pm On Jan 05, 2020
smiley

Don't be scared to try your own method(s).

Bear in mind, there's no one-way-fix anywhere. In fact, truth itself is sometimes subjective.

Some like it when they're turned to AJ's punching bag. Some prefer you hawk them like Okpa. Yet some like it harder in za oda room while some like it when you're a Marlian cheesy

My bro, a relationship is like a laboratory where all kinds of experiment is carried out. Mbok carry out your own and keep what works.
FamilyRe: I Have Had Enough From Air Bed. Need Advice On Foam Bed by Splinz(m): 3:07pm On Jan 02, 2020
fineboynl:
umm. But that's too much na. What to do?
The price depends on your taste sha. If you need something big, one that you can lie from any angle, then it will cost you.

On the average, 50k should do, i.e, the bed alone o. Then you can get quality mattress of say 30-40k.

Alternatively, if you don't mind sampling your mattress laidat on the ground, then go ahead and buy only the mattress.
FamilyRe: I Have Had Enough From Air Bed. Need Advice On Foam Bed by Splinz(m): 2:17pm On Jan 02, 2020
smiley

Stop wasting money on that shiiit: it can't withstand pressure for long.

Go get a good mattress. Vital and Mouka dey for you. You'll get a bed of 75-100k.

For Mouka, I learnt that Mouka Floral is the best and most expensive, with a warranty of at least 3 years. You go knack tire... The thing go still dey kakaraka! cheesy
RomanceRe: I See No Use In Having A Girlfriend. Change My View!! by Splinz(m): 1:13pm On Jan 02, 2020
smiley

Why would you want anyone to change your views? Like you rightly said, it's your opinion. Please keep it.

Now, I'd also share my opinion with you.

I started a relationship with someone last year, precisely on my birthday. You may called it my birthday gift and you wouldn't be wrong at all. Such a sweet gift! kiss

It may also interest you to know that I wasn't in any form of relationship with the opposite sex prior to this current one, for at least a period of 5 years. It was deliberate, neither was it about the girls: I just wasn't ready for any form of commitment with anyone; either emotionally or otherwise.

But now I'm in a relationship, and here's at least 3 take home for me:-

1. Companionship/partnership: Aside enjoying her sweet companionship, my girl is also my number one team member. We do everything in common. You name it: Business, politics, education, etc. I'm always on top of my game though. But then, my girl will always add these spices here and there and make everything so beautifully tasteful.

Girl is so intelligent... shocked

2. Playmate: I enjoy watching little children play and fight, and also learn a lot from them. These little ones are always happy, though fighting here and there. They have first class in conflict management which ensures that they're always playing together despite their fights...

This is also my relationship with my girl. I cannot coman be doing bigi man and die of boredom cheesy. We run around the house like rabbits, throwing pillows here and there, planting surprise kisses etc. If anyone thinks that playing is for children alone, then your relationship is in for a long thing... cheesy

3. Sex: My brother, I like sex mehn kiss cheesy

What!!! That stuff is good my G! cheesy So after all the play and running upandan, I'd carry her like Arnold Schwarzenegger cheesy, lay her on my bed, kiss and... lipsrsealed

In the end, I'm happy I loved and cared for someone: happy I can be a source of happiness to someone.

My brother, may you find love in this new year. smiley
RomanceRe: END OF YEAR PICTURE: This Image Was Taken Today 31/12/2019 [Picture] by Splinz(m): 6:32pm On Dec 31, 2019
smiley

Beautiful souls...

Happy holidays to everyone.
Christianity EtcRe: It's Good To Give To The Needy On Christmas Day But... by Splinz(m): 9:43am On Dec 29, 2019
mrZENographer:
Whether you know it or not, God will build his church and the gates of hell shall not prevail against it.

But the times must be fulfilled, when the devil....
"and when he shall have accomplished to scatter the power of the holy people, all these things shall be finished." Daniel 12:7
"
Enjoy your devil influenced Christmas celebration. That is just what it is my brother.
Christianity EtcRe: Where Is It In The Bible by Splinz(m): 9:31am On Dec 29, 2019
martooski:
If you care to know, there are many things we do in life that are not in the Bible and God isn't angry at all.
Sorry, I don't ever care to dwell in this level of suffocating ignorance and arrogance. No thanks.

Perhaps, I don't know, Fada Oluoma has been given a new doctrine other than what was handed down. However, it is no surprise at all. After all, discerning minds can easily sight from a thousand miles the 'author and finisher' of these new teachings.

Just a simple flip of Bible chapters and verses like Jeremiah 10:23, Proverbs 14:12, Isaiah 55:8 and Jeremiah 10:2; would have saved Fada Oluoma this humongous gaffe.

But be it as it may, one can always learn. Yes, the Op and Fada Oluoma (I don't know, they could be one and the same person) can always have a Bible handy when next they go on a ranting spree.
Christianity EtcRe: It's Good To Give To The Needy On Christmas Day But... by Splinz(m): 7:58am On Dec 29, 2019
mrZENographer:
Even many unbelievers feel the need to go to Church on Christmas day.
Christmas carries a powerful divine influence.

That's why the devil and his agents are fighting hard to blackmail Christmas and turn it into a pagan's day with the help of ignorant/gullible Christian masses.
What powerful divine influence in a world deceives by Satan the devil?

RomanceRe: What Should I Do To Make Her See I'm Serious? by Splinz(m): 4:34pm On Dec 28, 2019
Mr100Dollars:
i'm serious? What if i die, that will be the end.
I'll be at the forefront of mobilizing nothing less than a thousand band of prayer warriors to pray for a reward of at least 7 virgins. It is hoped that these virgins will satisfied your preeq abundantly and assuage you of your martyrdom.

So go ahead my brother. Your reward awaits you. smiley

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