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Biglittlelois: ![]() I need all that knowledge to shoot my shots well and to dodge the bullets when they come flying left, center and right.... ![]() Mbok Pele. |
![]() It's their way of telling you: "Fvck you! I'm still balling hard without you". No doubt, sometimes it's purely a pretentious way of getting back at you: putting up a facade of happiness and a better living condition. Their aim is to get you jealous and hate yourself for letting such a treasure slip off you, and to even start making plans of getting her back. And sometimes too, it's just to torment you emotionally and not to come back even if you wanted. |
funmisticqueen:Unfortunately, this wouldn't happen in our time. At least not whilst we're still flesh: naturally egoistic and vainglorious. I've gone through your series and can't find the CURE for narcissism. Oh well, I'm here with the antidote. The only way to cure a narcissist is to become non other but a narcissist too. It's called "meeting kolomentality with craze". ![]() |
GreatResearcher:Mbok what is golden about one inherently stupid girl?? |
Ishilove:Sure. The sheer amount of time spent on digging the said holes makes me shudder. I mean, who have such time to waste... who does that? SMH. |
Ishilove:Eating from the gutters is his hobby. Not everyone eats from cozy dinning tables you know. ![]() |
Chenzee: ![]() Ahem! If I were in your shoes, I'd simply tell the "angel" to go back to heaven. I am just a sinful man unworthy of such an angelic visitation. ![]() |
Unfortunately for the bearded terrorist Sheikh, that "Nyamiri" is the next vice President. Sheikh Yahaya can slam his head a million times for all I care. Bunch of divisive, nepotistic and religious clowns! |
SyberKate:Cheap blackmail. Oh she's leaving me cos I refused poo... and who fvcking cares!?? She can go eat her sh!t elsewhere. |
HopeLoveLife:You're simply making assumptions upandan. ![]() Calm down. Get to know this guy well and see if there's any possibility of settling down with him. And most importantly, be mindful of the fact that there's no angel out there. So yes, you're overreacting and getting unnecessarily nervous. |
Amakavula:Good. Having a woman who fits this glowing picture is like the proverbial merchant who on finding one pearl of great value, went and sold all he had and forsook all other in order to get this one pearl. This one is both wisdom & blessings. Now, am I asking for too much for seeking for this ONE pearl? Meanwhile, I heard from a very reliable source that you're throwing a big party, with rich menu's like Ofe Nsala and the rest. Also, I learnt that attendees like Pocohantas will among other benefits get special hugs and perhaps kisses too. So may I use this opportunity to apply for these great benefits which I so much love. Daalu. ![]() |
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![]() Izza simple something. But first of all answer this question and I'd give you all the coaching you need: Why do you want to have sex?
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UyaiIncomparabl:Good. I don't get it. Why would someone seeks for a puppet as a life partner? OP's "real guy" is not looking for a woman with a "mind of her own" but... I mean, it's fvcking crazy! I'm inclined to believe that such people are suffering from insecurities: lack of covert self-esteem & the rest. Let's look at a scenario here: I am ugly, very ugly. And my wife is the complete opposite of me. She dresses to kill and of course, takes all the shine. Just what do you think I, as one suffering from low self-esteem will do? I'd start telling her how she doesn't need so so and so clothes as a married woman: how she should be tying wrapper all the time. ![]() So simply put, those suffering from low self-esteem hates those who takes the shine off them. It could be through your intelligent, creativity etc. Who they want is rather one with whom they think they're better than, and the slave acknowledging same. I think denying one the ability to think independently is both a crime & sin. |
teresafaith: ![]() Since he's not that big after all, you as his better half should do the needful. Whilst you guys are puffed up now with pride and you "kuku no senn am", be careful! Quarrels must come but leaving any form of disagreement to linger for more than 24 hours is an invitation for marital crisis. Happy Valentine! ![]() |
![]() Just when someone nearly kill another person yesterday with his own.
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ImaIma1:Really? Hmm. I don't see how that amounts to punishment. Well, you know to the Old Schools, whatever does not resonates with them is odd. |
![]() It depends on what kind of carrier you're talking about, as one can backed a baby using a baby sling or carrier. See the picture attached. However, if you're talking about a carrier that typifies a basket carrying tubers of yam, you may as well bear with the aged woman. ![]() If you were to ask me, I'd say a baby carrier that fastens the baby to the mother is the best.
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Regiinald: ![]() Whilst sheer thoughts like having little angels run around my house shouting: 'Daddy! Daddy! Daddy!' excites me a lot, I wouldn't be a proud father of such children if I don't marry their mother. Why? Simple. I don't wanna breed bastards. ![]() |
Great! ![]() His Excellency, Alh. AA has consistently proven that he is completely in syn with technology and its usefulness. Unlike one old cattle rearer from Daura who said he doesn't know the kind of technology GanDollar$$$ used to convert his babban Riga to a bullion van. ![]() AA... A President of our time!
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SalamRushdie:Someone cannot coman play with you again? ![]() The old cattle rearer and his zombie followers will not kee us with laugh.
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![]() Op is forgetting something so crucial. Of course, I'd graciously help him. Mbok for those of you interested in this vacant position, kindly come in person to our corporate head office or you can send your application to our email address. Good luck.
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![]() There are at least two ways of making money: as a business owner or one who works for others to get paid. In seeking to know how one can raise money to start a home, I'd tell you that there's no special, theorize or practical steps for one to take: raising money for whatever purpose follows the same two methods above. So, you can start up something today, no matter how small. Also, you may also opt to be an employee. Whichever one suits you, you can raise money for any project of your choice. Now, whether the kind of business you're running or the kind of work you do will fetch you the money you want is entirely left for you. Good luck. |
BMO... bunch of lowlifes - zombified beings with no minds of their own. Programmed by the stable of Liar Mohammed, they're to continuously chant: "Corruption! Corruption! Corruption!", knowing neither what they say nor the things for which they affirmed. Or need I remind anyone of people like GanDollar - A babban riga - bullion van carrier? ![]() BMO is what it is: An asylum.
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Beautiful response!
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ubunja:
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![]() And every male on earth doesn't cheat? The problem with threads like this is that it is bereft of even commonsense, reeks of hypocrisy or selective ignorance.
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kollinzgee:Sorry, but this is a very warp way of reasoning. It lacks even basic sense. Where the heck did you even remotely get the idea that "fine boys" are not improved, purposeful and courageous? |
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OneSentence: ![]() It's okay my brother. I'd explain it another time. |
Biglittlelois: ![]() Now that's funny. But on the contrary, that's not what I want at this point of my life. Have a nice day. |
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