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RomanceRe: Why Do Girls Get Hotter After A Breakup by Splinz(m): 3:41pm On Feb 18, 2019
Biglittlelois:
I do not like when a guy know we ladies too well, it's annoying angry
cheesy

I need all that knowledge to shoot my shots well and to dodge the bullets when they come flying left, center and right.... cheesy

Mbok Pele.
RomanceRe: Why Do Girls Get Hotter After A Breakup by Splinz(m):
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It's their way of telling you: "Fvck you! I'm still balling hard without you".

No doubt, sometimes it's purely a pretentious way of getting back at you: putting up a facade of happiness and a better living condition. Their aim is to get you jealous and hate yourself for letting such a treasure slip off you, and to even start making plans of getting her back.

And sometimes too, it's just to torment you emotionally and not to come back even if you wanted.
RomanceRe: Should I Stay Or Leave Part 2-Dealing with / Handling Narcissistic Relationships by Splinz(m): 10:52am On Feb 17, 2019
funmisticqueen:
if relationships are salvaged, we would have more functional people in society and a better economy.
Unfortunately, this wouldn't happen in our time. At least not whilst we're still flesh: naturally egoistic and vainglorious.

I've gone through your series and can't find the CURE for narcissism.

Oh well, I'm here with the antidote. The only way to cure a narcissist is to become non other but a narcissist too.

It's called "meeting kolomentality with craze". smiley
RomanceRe: Guys, Change Your Mentality Towards Women (true Life Story) by Splinz(m): 11:08pm On Feb 16, 2019
GreatResearcher:
Some women are golden.
Mbok what is golden about one inherently stupid girl??
RomanceRe: Guys, Change Your Mentality Towards Women (true Life Story) by Splinz(m): 11:01pm On Feb 16, 2019
Ishilove:
This is quite disturbing embarassed
Sure.

The sheer amount of time spent on digging the said holes makes me shudder.

I mean, who have such time to waste... who does that?

SMH.
RomanceRe: Guys, Change Your Mentality Towards Women (true Life Story) by Splinz(m): 10:41pm On Feb 16, 2019
Ishilove:
He must be charismatic and very charming. That's the only explanation for the women acting the fool where he is concerned.

The man is a male slut. How any woman can put up with a community penis_ beats my imagination. Its just so... dirty.

Imagine dipping a stick that into different _shit pits, soakaways and gutters, and then using that same stick to turn your delicious soup on the fire.

Disgusting.
Eating from the gutters is his hobby.

Not everyone eats from cozy dinning tables you know. smiley
RomanceRe: She's An Angel, But She Snores.... by Splinz(m): 7:46pm On Feb 16, 2019
Chenzee:
I finally succeeded in luring this lady-angel and crush of mine to my house. I was so happy that finally accepted to come see my house.

She is exceptionally pretty. I was thinking of asking her out in the coming week. I immediately dashed out to get her some snacks and soft drinks. On returning, I met her already sleeping. What surprised me the most was that she was SNORING so loud that I began shivering.
I was so discouraged, coz I don't like seeing guys SNORE, not to mention a pretty lady like her.

I toiled so hard to meet a lady snorer... I'm backing out. What's your advicehuh??
smiley

Ahem!

If I were in your shoes, I'd simply tell the "angel" to go back to heaven. I am just a sinful man unworthy of such an angelic visitation. cheesy cheesy cheesy
PoliticsRe: Muslim Cleric Accused Of Referring Peter Obi As 'Yamiri' During Jumat Service by Splinz(m): 5:34pm On Feb 16, 2019
shocked

Unfortunately for the bearded terrorist Sheikh, that "Nyamiri" is the next vice President.

Sheikh Yahaya can slam his head a million times for all I care.

Bunch of divisive, nepotistic and religious clowns!
RomanceRe: Godforbid!! I Will Never Eat Any Girl's Pvssy by Splinz(m): 5:32pm On Feb 16, 2019
SyberKate:
you are going to lose your girl to another guy that is willing to give her head simple
Cheap blackmail.

Oh she's leaving me cos I refused poo... and who fvcking cares!??

She can go eat her sh!t elsewhere.
RomanceRe: Is This A Red Flag? by Splinz(m): 5:16pm On Feb 16, 2019
HopeLoveLife:
This got me a bit scared, or am I just overreacting for nothing?
You're simply making assumptions upandan. smiley

Calm down. Get to know this guy well and see if there's any possibility of settling down with him. And most importantly, be mindful of the fact that there's no angel out there.

So yes, you're overreacting and getting unnecessarily nervous.
RomanceRe: Kindly Tell Me The Advantage Of Marrying A Smart Woman by Splinz(m): 4:02pm On Feb 16, 2019
Amakavula:
Your children are smarter, your home is far more organized and very economic with money. Nothing catches you unaware because she has made plans and forcasted possibilities.

She becomes your advisor, partner and a second you, always watching your back.
Good.

Having a woman who fits this glowing picture is like the proverbial merchant who on finding one pearl of great value, went and sold all he had and forsook all other in order to get this one pearl. This one is both wisdom & blessings.

Now, am I asking for too much for seeking for this ONE pearl?


Meanwhile, I heard from a very reliable source that you're throwing a big party, with rich menu's like Ofe Nsala and the rest. Also, I learnt that attendees like Pocohantas will among other benefits get special hugs and perhaps kisses too.

So may I use this opportunity to apply for these great benefits which I so much love.

Daalu. smiley
RomanceRe: Cheating In Relationships- A Big Deal? by Splinz(op): 3:40pm On Feb 16, 2019
tungstar:
from the above, i can deduce that you are an unfaithful being as well...



Be the judge
RomanceRe: How Do You Invite Over by Splinz(m): 5:06pm On Feb 15, 2019
smiley

Izza simple something.

But first of all answer this question and I'd give you all the coaching you need: Why do you want to have sex?

FamilyRe: I Am Conflicted: Please Advise Me. by Splinz(m): 5:39pm On Feb 14, 2019
UyaiIncomparabl:
Do not settle for less or mediocre. You don't want to end up living a frustrated life all in a bid to please one man, do you?
Good.

I don't get it. Why would someone seeks for a puppet as a life partner?

OP's "real guy" is not looking for a woman with a "mind of her own" but... I mean, it's fvcking crazy!

I'm inclined to believe that such people are suffering from insecurities: lack of covert self-esteem & the rest.

Let's look at a scenario here: I am ugly, very ugly. And my wife is the complete opposite of me. She dresses to kill and of course, takes all the shine. Just what do you think I, as one suffering from low self-esteem will do? I'd start telling her how she doesn't need so so and so clothes as a married woman: how she should be tying wrapper all the time. smiley

So simply put, those suffering from low self-esteem hates those who takes the shine off them. It could be through your intelligent, creativity etc. Who they want is rather one with whom they think they're better than, and the slave acknowledging same.

I think denying one the ability to think independently is both a crime & sin.
RomanceRe: Valentine: Why Aren't You Giving Or Receiving Any Gifts? by Splinz(m): 3:11pm On Feb 14, 2019
teresafaith:
I'll go first

My husband and I 'fought' three days ago, so I thought he was going to be the bigger person and apologize to me, at least for the sake of Valentine.

Well yesterday he got our daughter a Valentine card, dolls, teddy bear and lots of chocolates just to make me jealous.

I caught him thrice this morning staring at me, cos I wore a mini red gown to work.

Well I kuku no senn am
smiley

Since he's not that big after all, you as his better half should do the needful.

Whilst you guys are puffed up now with pride and you "kuku no senn am", be careful! Quarrels must come but leaving any form of disagreement to linger for more than 24 hours is an invitation for marital crisis.

Happy Valentine! smiley
RomanceRe: Lady Was Disappointed By A Cute Guy She Met At A Bank Who Had Mouth Odour by Splinz(m): 12:27pm On Feb 12, 2019
cheesy

Just when someone nearly kill another person yesterday with his own.

FamilyRe: Backing Baby Vs Baby Carrier by Splinz(m): 2:09pm On Feb 11, 2019
ImaIma1:
The regular carrier that you put the baby in front. Quite comfy. My baby used to sleep as soon as I put her in it
Really?

Hmm. I don't see how that amounts to punishment.

Well, you know to the Old Schools, whatever does not resonates with them is odd.
FamilyRe: Backing Baby Vs Baby Carrier by Splinz(m): 1:39pm On Feb 11, 2019
smiley

It depends on what kind of carrier you're talking about, as one can backed a baby using a baby sling or carrier. See the picture attached.

However, if you're talking about a carrier that typifies a basket carrying tubers of yam, you may as well bear with the aged woman. smiley

If you were to ask me, I'd say a baby carrier that fastens the baby to the mother is the best.

RomanceRe: Why Would You Want To Get Married? by Splinz(m): 6:24pm On Feb 05, 2019
Regiinald:
Why Would You Want To Get Married?
smiley

Whilst sheer thoughts like having little angels run around my house shouting: 'Daddy! Daddy! Daddy!' excites me a lot, I wouldn't be a proud father of such children if I don't marry their mother.

Why? Simple. I don't wanna breed bastards. embarassed
PoliticsRe: Atiku Launches Virtual Reality Platform To Meet With Nigerians by Splinz(m):
Great! smiley

His Excellency, Alh. AA has consistently proven that he is completely in syn with technology and its usefulness.

Unlike one old cattle rearer from Daura who said he doesn't know the kind of technology GanDollar$$$ used to convert his babban Riga to a bullion van. cheesy

AA... A President of our time!

PoliticsRe: Buhari Commit Yet Another Blunder In Ekiti State by Splinz(m): 3:06pm On Feb 05, 2019
SalamRushdie:
Ifeanyi Mark Nwagara
Someone cannot coman play with you again? grin

The old cattle rearer and his zombie followers will not kee us with laugh.

RomanceRe: erious by Splinz(m): 11:02pm On Feb 04, 2019
cheesy

Op is forgetting something so crucial. Of course, I'd graciously help him.

Mbok for those of you interested in this vacant position, kindly come in person to our corporate head office or you can send your application to our email address.

Good luck.

RomanceRe: a by Splinz(m):
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There are at least two ways of making money: as a business owner or one who works for others to get paid.

In seeking to know how one can raise money to start a home, I'd tell you that there's no special, theorize or practical steps for one to take: raising money for whatever purpose follows the same two methods above.

So, you can start up something today, no matter how small. Also, you may also opt to be an employee. Whichever one suits you, you can raise money for any project of your choice. Now, whether the kind of business you're running or the kind of work you do will fetch you the money you want is entirely left for you.

Good luck.
PoliticsRe: Atiku/obi Will Elevate Corruption To State Craft- Bmo by Splinz(m): 2:59pm On Feb 04, 2019
BMO... bunch of lowlifes - zombified beings with no minds of their own.

Programmed by the stable of Liar Mohammed, they're to continuously chant: "Corruption! Corruption! Corruption!", knowing neither what they say nor the things for which they affirmed.

Or need I remind anyone of people like GanDollar - A babban riga - bullion van carrier? smiley

BMO is what it is: An asylum.

PoliticsRe: Atiku Speaks On Alleged Biased TV Interviewer, Kadaria Ahmed by Splinz(m): 11:47am On Feb 04, 2019
Beautiful response!

RomanceRe: UBUNJA's MISEDUCATION: Don't Respond To Emotional Punches With Physical Punches by Splinz(m): 11:57pm On Feb 03, 2019
ubunja:
Love makes a man emotionally vulnerable and submission makes a woman physically vulnerable. When a man loves a woman he puts himself at risk of emotional abuse and when a woman submits to a man she puts herself at risk of physical abuse. Both man and woman must voluntarily place themselves under the power of the other. Its a game of TRUST.

Christianity EtcRe: Desiring To Go To Heaven Is A Sin! by Splinz(op): 4:35pm On Feb 03, 2019
shocked shocked
RomanceRe: Every Female On Earth Cheats by Splinz(m): 5:37pm On Feb 02, 2019
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And every male on earth doesn't cheat?

The problem with threads like this is that it is bereft of even commonsense, reeks of hypocrisy or selective ignorance.

RomanceRe: The Problem With Fine Boys by Splinz(m): 5:48pm On Feb 01, 2019
kollinzgee:
fineboys are the shiit i maybe am one of them though.they have pink lips,they have well carved hair and beards ,they are tall and muscular and probably visit the gym regularly.In their mind they are the shit but bro with your good looks and six pacs how chicks have friendzoned you.how many times have you being snubbed and rejected many times abi do you know why?
the women who are looks freak are a minority in the the female population and are mostly teenage girls. wake up and improve your life women are attracted to men with purpose and have the ballz to go for what they want stop pinking your lips,gyming your body and work on your purpose......
Sorry, but this is a very warp way of reasoning. It lacks even basic sense.

Where the heck did you even remotely get the idea that "fine boys" are not improved, purposeful and courageous?
RomanceRe: Am I Psychologically Normal? by Splinz(m): 5:04pm On Feb 01, 2019
Penocruize:
..."I don't like vagina "
cheesy

Mbok this one don pass my power.

RomanceRe: Come Share Your Cohabiting Experiences Guys by Splinz(m): 3:32pm On Feb 01, 2019
OneSentence:
sorry bro...But what are you saying? undecided
sorry bro...But what are you saying?
cheesy cheesy cheesy

It's okay my brother. I'd explain it another time.
RomanceRe: Come Share Your Cohabiting Experiences Guys by Splinz(m): 3:30pm On Feb 01, 2019
Biglittlelois:
You want me to notice you right?? I have, bye.
cheesy

Now that's funny. But on the contrary, that's not what I want at this point of my life.

Have a nice day.

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