₦airaland Forum

What a compilation of errors. ��

You appears beggarly and needy of 'love'.

Has it gotten that bad? Perhaps you may want to share with us if you're suffering from either sex starvation or uncommon loneliness.

Brother, just what is your problem?

This is a serious assault on the Rule of Law by a demonstrably dishonest administration.

And to cap it all, an inglorious administration with a stench veil of corruption fight.

Whether the coven of broom waving demons and men of gigantic corruption scales likes it or not, His Excellency, President Goodluck Ebele Jonathan, is on a class of his own: an enviable height never to be attained by cow enthusiasts and men of little intellect not higher than Tacha's eyebrow.

Like little Success, them go try try try... Na them go tire!

I'm sorry that I've failed to see how the number of ones sisters should even be a subject of discussion in a relationship.

Like... Why should I care if the number is 20, 50 etc?

"I like woman and I dey straight forward...". My brother, the higher the number, the better the relationship.

Figure it out.

Behold! If a man be not happy with his toothpick cassava and wishes to enlarge it to an anaconda size, let him come unto me.

Truly truly I say unto you, I shall lay hold of your pencil preeq, take a concrete hammer in my hand and smash it! For behold, what is smashed, death and buried shall rise again. And when the resurrection comes, it shall be clothed with a new body and size.

Fear not! It is well with your preeq!

I thought it was initially reported that Peter the rock wouldn't dignity such bunch of clowns and men of gargantuan corruption with his untainted and immaculate presence?

Let it be known to those uncommon thieves in Ekiti Assembly that His Excellency, Gov. Fayose is too saintly on his own to be among men of uncommon corrupt practices, and any attempt to soil his impeccable characters will come to naught!

What level of Iberiberism!

LillyVal:
Virginity is not a guarantee to happy married life, but biblical standard.

But virginity itself is also a biblical standard.

Ahem!

You see, it's totally pointless and misplaced to remain a virgin till marriage without correspondingly knowing how to achieve a happy married life as an overall. This is because, abstaining from sex till marriage is just one biblical ways of building a happy home.

Now, whilst sexual purity is just one out of many, we also have others like shared values and personality. So in a case where you go into marriage as a virgin and still have a broken home later, you've made nonsense of your chastity. It would have just been better if you weren't one.

So what? Don't just be a virgin and hope that's all to a happy married life. Equally add to chastity other vital principles. Guess what? Choosing the right partner as an overall should be of utmost important to anyone looking for marriage, than narrowing focusing on one quality out of many: VIRGINITY!

Sosongo.

LillyVal:
My spirit just said I should drop this here,u can insult me if u want but I have said my mind.

Your spirit is indeed alive and works more swiftly and assiduously than even President Trump's mouth missiles.

However and of course worthy of mentioned here is the fact that, evil knows no length of time: whether it be for a day or two or perhaps, a century long; what will be will be.

Agreed, caution must be taken very seriously. But then, sometimes the dangers lurking around needs much more than caution to put them off: it needs more like an infallible angel.

May your pant/canvas not buy Benz for anyone.

You mean a DPO was kidnapped and his boys paid ransom to get him off the hook?

Seems our policemen are lacking in both teargas and bullets. And of course, they also have some money to spend from the palm greasing they've been collecting from Nigerians.

No, I wouldn't blame anyone.

You see, apportioning blames to wrongdoers is like flogging a death horse: meaningless and utterly useless!

C'mon! If sh!ts happens, just pull on your suit, stroke your tie and walk away...

I tell you, I can get another woman and friend in a second. I'm the BOSS of my life and I live as one.

AwkaetitiBabe:
Everyone

Wrong.

Did the Op not tell you that he's a three!some enthusiast?

stupidity:
haba bros. You just con spoil my own feelings for me? Is it your feelings ni?

For my own feeling the contract was awarded to me and wifey initiated the sex


Don’t bring that bad energy here o.

Brother Stupidity, shulai then join you in prayers and bind the devil?

Behold, what then shall we say of a man whose love for money and its pursuit knows no bound?

Verily verily I say unto you, that though you be a man purified seven times like silver & gold, but yet, you shall be condemned as one unworthy of the matrimonial bed. For like Nabal, you've spoken harshly with thy tongue.

missimelda01:
Isn't that what the average Nigerian man shows off for? And of course we can earn more.. the next thing is for the men to start feeling intimidated and insecure.

Says who?

Your claims can be likened to what Liar Mohammed is known for: unrestrained and insatiable penchant for lies.

I sincerely urge you to refrain from such ways of uncommon falsehood and instead, channel your energy towards portraying our illustrious men for who they are: uncommon pace setters and men of impeccable characters.

Should you in anyway feel perturbed by my own claims, we can as well start the process of verifying yours first.

Mbok be guided accordingly.

Vivianuyom:
Now he says he’s coming to Nigeria to see me in December and spend a month with me.

Behold the answer you need: time & distance will tell.

From now till December, if the tempo is sustained and the flame kindled, then know for sure that something serious is in the offing.

But of course, don't get excited yet. If on his arrival in Nigeria and the burning feelings is even rekindled, be assured that you've indeed landed yourself a "Big Fish", at least by some people standard.

For now, you can only keep your fingers crossed. Good luck!

Quite a sorry sight.

This uncommon embarrassment would have been avoided if they dated & court properly.

But sadly, most neither know what is dating nor courtship.

SMH.

Be not deceived. Everyone in this life can turn a new leaf: everyone can genuinely repent from their past mistakes.

"Once a hoe is always a hoe" is nothing but bunkum, just like what some misguided people in churchianity called "Once saved is always saved".

C'mon... Let's not be hypocritical! Are we gonna pretend like we don't know people do change from their former ways?

Op, I'm not here to tell you who to marry: I'm simply here to reiterate the fact that yes, people can change for good!

Simplep:
Thought you guys said nl girls are useless,u want to marry a useless lady?...confused cry babies

Who said so?

I adjure you by the name of your god to show me such a fellow, that I may get hold of him, bring out his balls and smash it!

For when they say, "Nairaland Boys" & "Nairaland Girls", what is that to you? Is it not sheer bunkum? Are these people different from all others out there?

And now I urge you, be not a part of such foolery. For the exhibitors are noted to be on another level of "Iberiberism", more higher than even what the originator intended it to be.

eni4real:
Minister of happiness and conflicts management
Buhari should recruit you!!!

Bad guy

Nigerian girls should limit their love, care & loyalty to the men.

This is because I find them too special among women world over. In fact, most of the time I'm literally quaked by their sheer awesomeness & unparalleled beauty at heart.

Whilst Nigerian men are on their own, wonderful people with uncommon sense of responsibility, I urge them to continue their beautiful job of meeting our girl's needs. This noble responsibility is of course, to continue to keep our girls in awe of their sheer illustriousness.

To the Nigerian people... I salute you all!

Wrong topic.

Are we even going to heaven in the first place? Can you prove it? (I Thessalonians 5:21).

Correctly put, the question should read, "Going to Church(es): A Guarantee For Salvation?

Until otherwise proven that heaven is the reward of the saved, above is the right question to ask.

Who dey talk sey this guy no sabi sing? Mbok can somebody nearby give that yeye person a very very Boko Haram slap!??

Of course, there's no doubt that Senator Adeleke duly attended and finished his Secondary School education, unlike one rickety old man from Daura who's yet to present at least an F9 replete certificate.

I'm sorry I can't love you. But O dearly, be not downcast

For I see written in a certain place: "Love is of God"

And I am but a poor man under the banner of hatred.

~~Splinz

This Presidency is by qualification the most dumbest ever.

Whilst I seems to agree with someone that said the so-called head is sick "spirit, soul & body", one was expecting his aides to at least make some pretentious moves of sounding smart.

It's so disheartening seeing this government descending to new lows everyday, really sad.

SMH.

jom28gy:
what do you called this man?

Ndisime owo. In fact, ekpo unam ikot nkpo!

Hmm.

People should know when they're trolling, making jest or fun of others FROM when they're simply constituting a nuisance.

Such needless show of obsession!

They celebrated their Easter with "bend down select" and 16BC jackets giveaway.

Una weh done o.

Name your price here.

I can only contact you IF your term(s) of service is fine by me.

Ijaycool:
Jezzz,
Marriage is getting scarier.

It need not be at all. In fact, it's supposed to be the most wonderful institution of all.

Believe it when I say that a great number of people don't know the WHAT & HOW of marriage. And also believe that I can't wait to tie the knot...

Every decent worker deserves his/her wages, irrespective of what job they do.

There's nothing spectacular here, as she's neither the first nor the last. In fact, flaunting her brick laying work (assuming she's real) on our faces shows what she wants: cheap praises and attention.

WTF!

Be not deceived. Here's a clear case of "Na condition make crayfish bend". This one seeks nothing but some validation from others to boost her deflating self worth.