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i pissed till i cud piss no more!

dont mind them. whites are accepting international jobs in africa more and more everyday. they'll soon over take port harcourt with all the enjoyment!

no try am oh! that na spousal abuse!

starbucks and sushi my crusty feet. all the homeless white people here never taste the starbucks sef!

davidylan:
may medical science never find a cure for that infirmity.

you no well.

Sisi-Ho:
What science refuses to alter, a .22 caliber most certainly will.

ha! dont mess with sisi- Ho.

Sisi-Ho:
More than you think,

"Hard of hearing" is just one of the many infirmities of men,

hehehehe!
you got that right!

heck no. i'll break out in shame pox!

ever driven drunk?

how about you?

nigeria is not perfect. we never said it was. but it beats me hollow when people front like they are petrified of kidnappings and blah blah. who would want to kidnap your sour ass?

dont they see all the muggings, rapes, killings, suicides, pervs, pedophiles, necrophiliacs, armed gun men, drive bys that take place here? dont those worry them? they live here up to their eyelids in debt to finance school and just to survive and they have the guts to talk smack about the motherlan'? please!

finemocha:
daviddylan

i love sushi and chai tea, so bite me if u find that disturbing. and where i am a lot of my naija babe friend role to starbucks after a morning at the gym. a lifestyl i like and enjoy thank u very much. actually i will be in abuja this july and im mad exciteed, but its different for me, im not going to nigeria to land my ass in boarding school, im going for a vacatino to see my friends and extended family, and no i will not go to nigeria to do youth service, why would i do that. i plan to help my countrry but not by going to nigeria and doing frog jump at 6 in the morning. sorry i don't think soo, not my cup of chai starbucks tea . look bro more power to u for doing that, i guess it makes u a better person than moi. who knows who cares.
but back to the topic, girl i wish u the best, hvae fun and make the most out of the experience, because most peopple that leave nigeria, especially first generation nigerian americans, don't have the smae connectino to naija like we immigrants do, so they are not compelled to send their little kids home for some well mannered trainig

so going to starbucks has become a measure of opulence?   wonders shall never cease. people who badmouth nigeria are those who really don't know much about it except from what cnn shows them which is always biased by the way!

and since when did frog jumping become a yardstick for suffering? i thought it was for fitness?  

wont even lie. yeah!

ever gone to a restaurant and eaten and didnt have enough money to pay?

if you love him then wait. i waited for my husband. well worth it!

why shouldn't it be you?

yes. my dog. cudnt be bothered going to the vet.

ever had a running tummy while travelling and you were in hell?

zigbo:
finemocha sorry but u are talking nonsense.

on the contrary when u come to nigeria for sec.school i think u tend to make friends easily nt because u came from jupiter or where ever but because u are new.

all those plenty plenty shops u are naming vic.secret,forever21 bla bla bla in Nigeria.there are shops too like that _{thats if u dint run out of where ever u are comin from broke}

speaking about loosing your things to thiefs when u go to clubs, i ve hrd people complain about loosin their phones,wallets etc jst from goin to the movies in your so called paradise _{lik where don't they steal}. u seat there nd complain of irrelevant things like goin on a date till two and what not,thats crap. there is more to life than your complaints.

thank you.

its ridiculous. old men have bad breathe. almost as if their intestines are rottening already!
it has got to be the money.

finemocha:
im sure her life in the UK is not bad either, if not she wouldnt be soo worried

its amazing how people overseas who live in squalor are scared of going to naija. the cheek of it!

one thing i know is that where there's a nag , there's a fool.
men tend to be hard of hearing till you beat them over the head with the same sentence time and time again.  

i find peeing in public so distasteful. didnt you think to empty your bladder before you left home? the office? restaurant?
i cant stand seeing the foam people make? its my pet peeve!

dakmanzero:
@ibbfan, love should take a back seat when innocent lives are at stake

@spoilt, we will become friends again when either you

(a) apologise.
(b) give proof that sickle cell anemia is like a headache in the first world.

you have a lot of waiting to do!
still dont know what i did or said wrong!

no oh! even if dem carry internet swear for person.


ever given anyone an injection?

finemocha:
choogntin

goodluck girl, i grew up in nigeria and when i go home i go only for vacation, well now im in medical school and my popsy and momsy are talkin about going ot youth copper service. i mean WTF. apparently they want me to give back to my country, like wha tthe hell has nigeria done for me. anyway sha, n igeria is fun if u have money and the right kind of people to have fun with, and yes there are some problems with nigeria. for example u wont have the same luxuries u have there like going out on dates till 2 in the morning. going to clubs and not feelin like u will get robbed by some cult member, sushi, starbucks, charlotte rousse, victoria secrets, forever 21, and smoothie king. i mean there are boutiques in nigeria but i get bored easily and after looking at the same rude human beings u get tired. oh adn no beach. except maybe u go to lekki beach, that one na your own wahala. hmm now i know there are gyms around (if u go to gyms) but from your story u seem kind of young so it sounds more like a boarding school experience for u. well dear get ready for jealous seniors who will hate on u and punish u for no reason. (been there it sucks, fun times though but still shitty)

GOOD LUCK

all this advice you are giving is only relevant if her life here is all dat. we always assume that people here live better which is not always true!

half italian , half nigerian. [s]hehehehehe! i thought you were going to say half nigerian half god! [/s]
abeg. nigeria is not a boot camp!

heck no


ever gone to national stadium to watch the super eagles live?

didnt the bible already say pack to the rooftop?

ha. i would scream blood of jesus over and over and escape through the window!

what if you got attacked by a swarm of bees?

i thought you mean okrika.

a bad bed. if your bed isnt right you'll have chronic pain without knowing the cause!

what should my list include?

cant answer that on this forum!


ever eaten caviar?

any reason i shouldn't?

davidylan, you don come oh! ive not laughed this hard in a long time. sorry for the sisi now. she must be young and dumb!