₦airaland Forum

bros, your point is? 

hehehe. it seems both male and female nigerians develop sudden tremors when in white company.they want the whole world to know they are with white people. i dont get it.they need to work on the bad self esteem slavery caused.

doubletree:
if they ban garri i would be forced to protest at downing street or move back to the source -Ijebu

you no well.

babyosisi:
I was talking more for those outside of naija,what if the customs both at the naija end and at the port of entry refuse the entrance of garri?

refuse the entrance of garri ke? i will kick, scream and throw a foaming fit. they will have to inject me to shut me up. that garri must enter the u.s with me on mentally ill empathy grounds!

ive used the missing in action techniue several times.   .be merciless.stop all calls and communication.let it be like uve fallen off the face of the earth.let him use that time to determine if you are worth his time and attention. and if he decides to break up with you. too bad. you can find someone better!

@femo_a

will do. this wknd. take care.

festacson:
naija girls date people abroad so that they can pose 4 their friends and finally try 2 make it abroad

finally try and make it abroad ke? when they reach there their eyes will clear! [s]when they see the crayfish lives people are living here. [/s]

no.

ever ridden a camel?

@babyosisi
i'll end it all!

zimba kpele!  may her soul R.I.P
i know what you have had to endure.i am so sorry and i will put you in my prayers.  i lost my brother who was a medical doctor to cancer.(how ironic) he was a great doctor and headed for great things.his death stung like hell. we had never had incidence of cancer in the family before this. cancer is cruel and merciless and few survive it. its anguish to watch a loved one battle disease and lose.this disease left us financially and emotionally drained.we did everything. and i mean everything to battle this disease. we all left our jobs and schools to camp by his bedside 24/7.  for the longest of times i thought i was going to die too. life didnt seem worth it. what was i struggling and hustling in life for if cancer could strike at anytime and end me?

but i thank God for his grace that makes all things alright. the truth is that the pain never goes away but with time it becomes bearable. i still walk around with a peppery feeling in my chest but life must go on. its okay to grieve. let it all out. but a time must come when you have to move on. i wish you the best. pray. and take it easy. You will find love again. and the strange thing about loss is that when you find someone else it makes you love them harder because anything can happen.  


@ davidylan
if his post is cooked up, dat's his problem.

buchio7:
It is rather saddening that all this outburst is coming on the heels of an unsubstantiated article from a very uncertain source.

Commentors should be careful of what is said on threads such as these because you should not judge people based on phantom, depthless articles in the Nigerian press.

As for Okotie he has his opinion about his source of inspiration to be President and again it is not for anyone to question it because it is between him and his God.

spare me the sermon.
from musician to pastor to president?
he should make up his mind and quit stringing us along(afterall we bought his records, attended his church. does he want to hear us call him his excellency too? )

Mula:
Phone calls is not enough. you have to sample the goods too. you don't want to find out that she is a crap shag plus she already have three kids for her ex husband.

are you for real?

think what?

i will only buy a new computer when the old one has pulverized and turned to dust!

you dont need to be mean back. but just a reminder: you are marrying her brother, not her!

igbonla:
I get good service all the time though because I try to be nice to people, You get bad service everytime you are nasty!

i agree. when i walk into an establishment im always syrupy sweet. ive discovered that its easier to attract bees with honey than vinegar! i compliment them, greet them and engage them in conversation and before you can say robinson crusoe they are falling all over themselves to be of assistance to me. so many people walk into a business wearing their suits like its a coffin, being so mean and yet they expect excellent, cheery service?! 
the service may not be bad but it wont be excellent. you don't get the drums rolled out for you like that!

nferyn:
They've already been erased from our collective consciousness, or to put it more prosaically, their posts have been deleted.

hehehehe. They never existed. we can continue our lives now.without drama.

@ femo_a

i'll give you tips. lets arrange a chat or something. let me know when you are ready.

yeah


ever ran a red light?

@ redish

1. save the picture you want to use (on your desktop,computer, floppy, file, folder , wherever)

2. after typing your reply on the thread, before hitting the reply button click on the browse button.

3. attach the pic from wherever its saved.

4. then hit reply. chikena! 

no


ever been on a safari?

You are absolutely right here. Very few people are capable of accomplishing what Seun has with this forum and anyone demeaning him for such trivial reasons is a jack-ass.

@ nferyn

who are those demeaning him? that would be the joke of the century. if they knew what nairaland was worth i bet they would have not just a fit, but a foaming fit!

you have to visit nigeria often. and she can come visit you in london if possible. ive done long distance courting before. its hard. you may want tips from me.

ABCDEFGHIJ:
What about it? You are a porously ignited chemical that will soon conjure into a case of mis aligned structure which will create an imbalance that will dislocate the entityt - your penis inclusive.

huh

did i say you didnt?

what else? take it for a test drive

what would you do if you found out that your mum was having an affair behind your dad's back?

God . those were the days! the stuff we ate and survived!

ewa agoin with agege bread. God i crave that stuff all the time. down with rasin bread and croissants. gimme agege bread anyday.

nigerians really don't know the role that customer service plays in a business. its of the utmost importance. on my job i would'nt  dare extend bad service, i can't afford it.i have a mortgage to pay and can't afford to loose my clients. i have goals and targets to make and a client base to build. besides of what joy is nasty, half assed service? 

when i am in nigeria, people treat you with good service if they think you are rich and can tip or if you know someone. they also have wierd yardsticks like helping the white or half caste customers first. ( couldn't understand that one oh!)

it doesnt cost anything to be nice and your business will be all the better for it.

@gnature
how can you forget sheltox? cool down.

i actually miss the mosquito bites sometimes.
im just kidding!