₦airaland Forum

Half the time the tot is fighting me for the keyboard. Because i brought forth i no longer know peace oh.

D-reloaded:
spoilt, did seun ban your blog?

he wouldn't dare!
why would you think so? Did i ever say anything explicit?
I have so many thoughts swimming in my head but no time to pound away on the keyboard. I get work, graduate school plus pikin. I don tire!

I don't think its because he is nigerian that they are covering the story the way they are. It doesnt matter what nationality you are, a murder case is always huge. Is it everyday that people stab taxi drivers in the shoulder and claim voices were whispering to them? 

i saw it too.
it was good. That younger sister was so annoying. i almost wanted to plant a knife in her back up to the hilt. little miss perfect.!!!

Kobojunkie:
If you ask me that could potentially be a good move IF the man was an american but you know us Nigerians, acting is not one of our strengths. I mean imagine a yoruba man trying to act schitzophrenic, the jury might send him straight from the court to the electric chair for RIDICULOUSLY lame impersonation of a sick person, LMAO!!

that's hecka funny. Our bad acting is legendary but if he starts murmuring yoruba and igbo incoherently to himself they just might buy it. Eating buggers from his nose in the courtroom might help too.

debo
you now want to start pushing rubber? cool down oh!

his lawyers have apparently asked him to plead insanity. a voice in his head?? Ha!

these lips were made for and that's just what they'll do,

which igbo man will name his son olatubosun? 

Get married first before you become jaded for other people. Haba!

what kind of name is olatubosun ugbogu? sounds so fake. fake visa perhaps?

Needlelady:
It's like I am the only woman here that is not a virgin.

i am married with a baby and i am still a virgin.
what have you been up to you naughty girl.

bawomolo:
lol this is dumb. this would only create a black market and just spike the prices of condom in anambra state. can't someone challenge this in a federal court.

dude seriously? hehehehe. condoms in black market. wonders oh!

No one says its an offence punishable by death to talk to an ex. This exchange should be kept to its barest minimum in my opinion. When an ex starts blowing up your phone and showing up at every turn it should give your significant other cause for concern.
i believe in letting go . It was fun while it lasted. we'll meet in the streets, say our his and byes and move on.

you have got to be kidding me!!!!!!!!

i dont blame her.
it drives me crazy when people keep seeing their exes under the guise of just friends. i mean absolutely crazy!  . just friends my crusty feet.
if they were such bam friends they should have stayed together and married, had kids and the whole picket fence.
If he is chocorising with his ex, i suggest you chocorise with yours. sometimes people dont get the message until its fed to them in the bowl of retaliation.

@needlelady
I'm a good girl. married as a virgin too.

i was going to ask how she's sure they are still virgins. 
i would never put my neck on a guillitine to vouch for anyone. even the ones who make a big show of being prudes.

i always tell my friends "shut the hell up" !  
never admit to nothing.  . they simply cannot take it.  

all the obsessed dudes looking for hymens, here's your chance.

a long distance marriage is hell. pure hell.
no win for anyone.

Ive never been denied a visa. ive done visa applications by mail several times and i guess when they see you've travelled quite a bit they have a measure of comfort.
My first interview at the u.s embassy was funny though. Dude was flirting ! he barely looked at my documents. and he told me i was pretty.!
i guess he thought i would be an asset of eye candy to the united states.
if i was denied i dont think i would have been shattered. i wasnt so keen on leaving my boyfriend.

so these nairalanders have been meeting and 'greeting' in secret?

@nwando
you mean your inlaws know your identity? see you
no one knows of my nairaland involvement. no one knows my id. anonymity is good.  

@ debo
your friend should thank God he was denied. he can stay and make nigeria great with his first class.

@ nwando
why do you say debo of all people?  

ibo girl don turn miss taraba and nasarawa? 

when you are outside the country nigeria seems like a very far place. look for a man in nigeria dearie.

who says no one noticed? quit playing.