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4Him:
small consolation.

what? you think there are no advantages to small boobs?

debosky:
so na tape you dey take hold them down?

you dey wear 3 bras?? don't be mean to those babies. . .unless you be XXXXL and need all the 'support' you can get

im not mean to them, they are my girls.
im not xxxL. i wish. close though.

better i suffocate than be the object of some people's fantasies.

i was kidding about the 3 bras. Lol

[s]the perv is here. it was only a matter of time[/s].


i dont think a woman has to be playing sports or even be in motion for guys to get hypnotized by her twins. that's why i wear 3 bras everyday to twart all devilish thoughts.

entranced by boobs. that's funny.

he went into hypnosis ko! quit lying 4play. your made up tales never end.

TOH
tape them down? to the utmost annoyance of the pervs who would have gathered to watch you breast the tape!

pls gimme some.

thief come oh!
come and hear this one. 4play run for your life. she will soon be here to pulverize you.

there's something called a sports bra.
i watch volley ball, i really dont see any jingling or jiggling.
But i guess for pervs every little movement is magnified and sexualized.

@debosky so all the volley ball players should be women who are not in relationships? i guess your woman will be expected to swim with agbada or not swim at all. besides is she playing the volley ball naked?

I can imagine your shock. this one had me almost falling out of my chair. funny as heck!
I am what you would call a true friend. I would totally tell my friends every thing that i have to. how many of their boyfriends or fiances even husbands have i ratted out to them?
trust spoilt. i would have raised the alarm right there.

ok joking apart. He is not your friends husband. he's your friend's kid sister's 'husband'. its different and she doesnt " know you like that" for you to be all up in her business. so mind ya business m'dear.

i've never been able to take guys who have piercings seriously.  
but then again i saw a dude who had pierced his eyebrow and brotherman was totally hot!  

i have four earrings in each ear. i would rather women did the piercings than men.  

she's not that into you. why waste time on someone who doesnt have the hots for you?

its adviceable for a woman or man to have a life outside their significant other.

4 Play:
While not overly concerned with virginity,in this case,the woman made virginity an issue by creating the impression she was one.

Having done so,she then proceeds,unprompted,to convey a false image of the issue she created.Well,it shows bad judgment and dishonesty on her part.Certainly not something you sweep under the carpet.

how exactly did she create this impression? didnt she say he assumed she was one because she had high morals and was innocent or something like that? wasnt she just being herself? Guys are so used to girls falling all over them like hot sticky honey that if a girl doesnt immediately fall into their beds within days naked, with legs wide open they assume she must be a virgin.

for all you know, he has not even asked her outright about her virginal status but she's probably able to read what he's thinking. I dont see her crime. really i dont.
the part i find confusing is why she thinks he has a right to be upset when he finds out that what he had assumed isn't correct.

and for the upteenth time, yeah right!

knock knock. i'm not thirty something but can i come in? i promise to be good

4Him:
no wahala . . . the guy will simply reward the surprise with a sack letter.

now why would that not suprise me?
non virgins are looking for virgins. wonders.

Who died and make him King Disvirginer?

@ ladyt
apparently he crowned himself.

since when did it become a crime to assume?

@4him
it is a crime punishable by suprise!

Would you like for me to post the MANY MANY threads showing otherwise

Btw since when does assumption equate "trusting", You people are ridiculous.

@TOH

i thought i imagined all those other threads!
Thank goodness you saw them threads where guys are whining about the absence of hymens.

its not a joke. its affectionately called alimony.

ex wife or girlfriend?

an ex wife does deserve a 'pension'. no be small thing!

if guys werent so obsessed with virginity we wouldnt be having this discussion.

Does it mean that every girl who seems fairly decent with morals should be assumed to be a virgin? are all non- virgins immoral and easy? She didnt say she was one, he assumed and not wanting to disappoint, she played along! let him keep assuming.if i were her i would just tell him i was assuming he was one too.

are you saying only virgins have high morals?

@nwando
can we see a pic to confirm?

sometimes you know what the guy yearns for so badly that you are tempted to fake it to make him happy and to not upset the apple cart. I know someone who faked virginity. it got her diamond earrings, brand new car, limitless dough and everlasting pampering. She just keeps praying an ex doesnt surface. even if an ex surfaces its his word against hers. the husband will argue that he saw blood. but then again he did see blood .

she's not even sorry for what she did!! hehehe. he wanted a virgin? he got one.

nwando when did he become your barack?

she never told him she's a virgin
but he assumed she's one.
apparently he wishes she was one and
has deluded himself into thinking she's one.

tongue twister.

@toh
you read me.

let him think you are a virgin. let him assume. his heart will rejoice and he'll shower you with gifts. maybe a car like some chick declared in some other bizarre thread. hehehe! then get in the bed with him and say nothing. what he sees is what he gets! why would you go out of your way to fake virginity? will it make him love you more? im baffled.