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best compliment from my spouse? Hmmm
seun will delete it.

one more thread on virginity and i"ll kill myself. I'm honestly going to do it!

nothing more amusing than a girl that fake fights with a guy when he's trying to UnCloth her.
after all the shakara , all the clothers come off and next thing you know her knees are framing her face!    its funny as heck. I guess that's what guys consider a good girl. one who puts up fake resistance. 

why not bless your star for being able to get a man rather than saying he has a kid? do you want him or do you want his kid? please wake up? others in your shoes will be happy

@ his grace

should we all start rolling on the ground and singing the halleluyah chorus because she managed to get a man? a whole man!
na wa o. womenfolk don suffer. its ok she voices her concern abeg. no woman is ever really prepared for a ready made family.

married man? i wont talk plenty. na bad market be that!

nothing irks more more than a man that refuses to render financial support when his girl is in a bind. he doesnt seem interested anymore anyway. move on.

Men are usually not as forgiving as women. An edited version would have sufficed. Forget him. There are going to be a gazillion mistakes in marriage. You dont want to walk that route with an unforgiving guy. good luck my sister.

The difference is blacks don't have time to decieve each other with flowers, guilt trips, chocolate and all . . .

@4him
we want to be deceived.
we'll enjoy it while it lasts jare.

Neoteny:
@ spoilt. your signature says:

"If you have nothing worthwhile to say, put your tongue in its scabbard!"

it seems you are not taking your own advice!

sorry sir voltron,
but if he's going to be dissing the ladies and actually start a thread about it then he should be intelligent himself. No one is asking for an english major. Basic english with a few typos is very acceptable.
admin please correct title of thread!!!

Maybe its just me but why do we have the same 2 people going round all the threads spewing vulgar crap at their perceived enemies? If you think everyone is out to get you then you most definitely must be deluded in your own self importance.  I really do not like to get involved in nairaland's mouth fights but its beginning to ride my last nerve like a  damn pony! Geez ! what are you guys ? 8?  
If you can't get along with anyone then maybe there's something wrong with you!
i'm out of this meaningless thread.

i used to stone lizards too. i killed an agama once. didnt really mean to. i was traumatized!  

We also rolled tyres down the hill. That was fun. I climbed trees like a monkey. We used to live in those trees. My mom would beg us to come down to eat. The things we did!

From your aad grammar it seems you are not very intelligent. Your title has me cringing in horror!

much girls? are you kidding me?
match your intelligent? hmmm! this thread will burn my cornea. i'm out.

did anyone play 'nail' ?

throwing nails into a kind of pie chart drawn on the floor? The ground had to be the right muddy texture. the nails couldnt stick to sand.
cant really remember how it was scored but thinking about it now, it was fun!

many naija guys have never owned a bicycle and not many people let you drive their cars. Its not too far fetched. Many learn to drive with their own cars. unless they were lucky to learn with their fathers' car. (that's if he had one!)

trust me, not all ethiopians look good. some look almost starved and straight out of a nightmare!
where do people get all these lofty ideas from for the love of mike?

stillwater:
You know how Nigeria is now . You might get there last and the jollof rice would have finished before your turn . I have actually been to a wedding where a grain of rice did not get into my mouth

such injustice.

EXPONENT:
Americans in reality are a bunch of sick, fearful, bitches living on psycotrophic drugs.

Don't believe the hype.

no worries. we dont!

I dont think there's any country where people have direct access to their president via e-mail. surely yaradua wouldnt answer e-mails from 120 million people himself.

the babyshower i have to drag my tired self to.

do they not have that call-in programme anymore where you could ask him questions? selective questions though.

abeg which one be great one?

jakumo you no well. funny as heck!

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TOH i tire oh.

A satisfied woman is one who has been blessed by God and has a good man to support her in her dreams and aspirations. one who does not limit her in her quest for self actualizations. It has never been known that the size of a man's wallet will make his woman happy or satisfied. it may keep her quiet but not happy.

EXPONENT:
Well romeo, I don't think you want us to ask questions about Nigeria.

you wont be asking any questions we haven't already asked ourselves. You must not have noticed that we know our faults and do not blame any one for our shortcomings!