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good one. ROFLMAO!

Did the guy really tell you that you needed stimulation to get the instrument in ? How was he going to stimulate you? Seriously ? No seriously?! A perv in a labcoat.
I have this thing about male doctors. Its a bias for which i am not really sorry. I had a bad experience with a male doctor one time. he was so horribly inept that i realized that men know nothing about women's bodies expect what they read in books. Have they menstruated? Do they have vaginas? . Can they see you naked and vulnerable and be professional. Its unfortunate but by the time you realize that he is a pervert or doesnt know what he's doing , you will already be flat on your back with legs wide open and in a bad situation.
Its good you didnt let him do his thing. didnt sound like he knew what he was doing. so if you had had a D & C before then he would just jab in the biggest size as if you had lost all sensitivity down there? Please!
I insist on women doctors. They complete my sentences and give a name to the feelings that im trying to describe. My OBGYN is so good. Dang she's good and its because she has a vagina. WORD! She knows not to just jab or poke and make crude senseless statements. if you are nervous or unsure always go to a doctor you can trust. It is important.
That being said, what you describe is probably not anything you caught from a toilet. Probably some hormonal imbalance or something that any over the counter cream will cure. See a real doctor.

i cant stop laughing.

when people think of an older woman they think of a shrivelled thing. besides these days i think men age more than women despite the fact that we bear most of the load.

is that your opinion or your mother's?

are we still making age an issue?
A woman is only as old as she tells you she is, better believe it. I am married to a younger man and it has never been a problem

and p.s i think i look better than him.

Hazel-eyed:
haba people, take it easy on this guy now.see as una the behave because hin tell una hin secret.he's not proud of what he did that's why it's a secret,

NEXT PLEASE,

mouthpiece/advocate,did you say he's not proud of what he did?
I didnt smell remorse in that post. besides he seems like the kind of person who would brag about that in a beer palour.

you cant blame her. why would a man propose to a woman like that? as if he has a gun to his head. when he signs the dotted lines he stands to gain. heck he gets a 'washer woman', cook, cleaner, hostess, hot water bottle and what have you. all in exchange for one cheap shackle ring
I am definitely coming back as a dude.

Too many nigerian girls have been deceived.
These men actually encourage these girls to dig on them. They max out their credit cards to go home and 'shine'. These guys come around using money to do people shut-up.
Na wa oh. I always tell my friends never to marry long distance. these guys never tell the truth about what they really do.

Guys want to bang but they dont want to commit.
Anyway guys have a way of posing when it comes to marriage. In their hearts they know you are a real babe and a half and the best chick to ever darken their doorway but on the outside they form and act like they dont want to marry.

"I have finally agreed to marry you" ! Hehehehe. The more i repeat it to myself , the more ridiculous it sounds.

i would take his proposal and force feed him with it.  

@TOH
all the amala i ate in secondary school didnt help oh. what sort of amala?

ive discovered guys have x ray eyes. even ten layers cant help you.

@4play
disappointed in me? what did i do? im tired of guys oogling at my twins. im going to chop them off some day. Do guys really marry women because of their boobs?

what issue might that be?

that would be his punishment for assuming they are real!

what women wont do for men. carrying foreign goo in one's chest

@ TOH
is that your secret? do share abeg. i want to hypnotize.

is that you or someone you know?

4 Play:
There is always silicone,who cares whether its real?

guys cannot tell the difference.
home grown or factory farmed.

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I really do not blame the original poster.
Some days i sign on and the bad grammar just jumps off the screen at me and makes me cringe in horror. I know a typo when i see one. These are no typos!! These English murderers are predominantly in the romance and sexuality section. When i see the title of the thread, i know already that its going to be one of those threads. I wonder why seun wont at least correct the titles. They really do put you off. To think that English is supposed to be our lingua franca. These people are not in the least interested in improving their vocabulary by reading or watching things that really matter.
The other day i heard a guy telling a woman, "i loves you".
The whole world and it's sister knows it is "I LOVE YOU". for chrissakes what is going on?!

a real christian will not fornicate with you.

4Him:
Stillwater . . . don't fail this common entrance . . . post and let us see. At the end of the day, breasts are not enough to keep the man.

What thou hast, use to maximum effect.

i think i did. used 'my gurls' to reel in mr spoilt. Dude put a ring on that finger so fast he didnt know how it happened.

i want some some so that when i play volleyball guys will get hypnotized and fall down dead at my feet.

lucky her.
TOH please give me some boobs now.

so u like?

ha

4Him:
that, ma'am, is an understatement.

aren't you the same one canvassing for huge boobs. make up your mind.

4him!
you do seem to have all the answers to breast matters.

stillwater:
How?

post a pic on your profile.

stillwater:
I'm not flat chested, for your information just petite

prove it!