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nuzo:
@spoilt

I just hope you don't have any problem with rich innocent kids.

nope i dont.
Dakore has clawed her way to the top and made a name for herself by hardwork and people still think he's too good for her because his father is rich? Its crazy retarded thinking.

nuzo:
In this society we live, this new couple does not siut each other. The Akande guy is way above Dakore as regards to looks and social strata. Even though Dakore can still take care of herself.

@spoilt
I personally know Olumide and i don't need to tell you how much he controls. He does not need his father to be dead before he can do what multimillonaires do.

Finally, if its all about true love, what more can i say than to wish them the best of luck.

are you one of those who still believe in social strata? That's the joke of the century.

and yeah he controls millions. His fathers millions. isnt it what rich mens sons are good at?  Try making your own from scratch!

good to see cossy again. she told us she was going to be a star whatever it took. 

his fathers money is not his. at least not yet.
she makes her own so whats all the digging accusations for? shes not exactly hungry people.

Nigerian actors always have to open their eyes wide, wag their heads like there's no tomorrow, beat their chests like its a tom tom drum and speak out loud even when alone. The one that i hate most is when housemaids eavesdrop. Its painful to watch. The wide open mouth while peeping through the keyhole, exaggerated tip toeing and the clapping of hands. AAAAAARRGHHHHHH!

senators too dey talk? How do you spell hypocrisy?

nwando:
keep kidding yourself.
Most good meals are flavoured with fat backs
That is the secret ingredient.
Pigs,hogs,bacon,they all dey.

You better find yourself a halal restaurant serving fried tofu and imitation crab meat.
We have taken over applebees.
"ham"burgers and Mcdonalds are off limits.

Those crispy fries have pig's saturated fat to make them yummy.
Even if you order chicken or fish,they kissed the ham in the refrigerators and on the shipping trucks.
The same knives that fillet the fish sliced though the yummy backs of Ms piggy
Let's not talk of pizzas

The word pizza goes hand in hand with pepperoni
They are inseperable
so if you eat any pizza,by extension,you have eaten the hogs within.

pork epidemic

why do u think hijabed women protest when people try to liberate them from the hijab? They like the hijab. it helps them operate! nothing like an anonymous ninja on the street.

you think because some people wear hijab it makes them holy? are you kidding me?
I know a lot of guys that served in the north. My notorious player cousins included. They had never tapped so much   in all their lives!!!!        I was made to understand that under that hijab they go commando!

There's fire under the hijab apparently.  

I-man:
A working woman is a killer-[url]http://www.people.fas.harvard.edu/~kirson/papers/kirson_111207.pdf[/url]

This paper finds a strong positive correlation between female labor force participation and negative health outcomes for middle-aged men and women, and suggests that this correlation is mediated by household-level stress.

So women,for the good of your health and that of your husband,stay home and mind the kitchen

we would if the menfolk would stop bringing peanuts home to feed our army!

you are probably perfecting a ten year rolling plan of investment.
By the time this lengthy plan bears fruit, one random grasshopper will materialize from no where to reap where she didnt sow while the 'old cargo' is disposed off. That said ,dont make any commitment to them if you dont have the financial muscle.

ikamefa:
nna where can i buy this device?

to track whose sexual arousal ejo?

chastity rings, belts, beads and what not. what next? chastity masks? ( oh, just remembered. Some people already wear those!  )  whatever happened to good old morals carried in the heart?

im going to be everywhere. lagos, abuja, kaduna, uyo and port harcourt.

This practise has become all the rave over here, making kids wear chastity rings to symbolize purity. ATM (Abstinence till Marriage) they are calling it these days.
Its good to teach kids the way to go but at such a young age you teach them and hope they listen not branding them with the decision. If she choooses to wear it good. If you make her wear it not so good. What happens when she grows older and dumps the ring? Or has sex while wearing the ring?

On the other hand i never see men make their sons wear the so called abstinence rings. As long as only girls are taught to abstain, its not likely that they'll make it intact to the marriage bed. The boys will always be on rampage.

she got on stage with him?   . Horrors!
Okay i guess she was just tired of wearing girdles to cage in the kangaroo pouch that comes with childbirth.  

davidylan:
A tummy tuck for a 58yr old woman?

I guess because she was in the spotlight.

This just goes to show that even if you go to the best surgeons (as she must have since she has money) Plastic surgery is still invasive and risky.

marriage? you are out of your damn mind! thinking with your kini right now.

There's nothing worse than a married woman whose husband pays her no mind.All his resources and energy is spent on random women outside the marriage. She just shrivels up and dies slowly.
My take is that its better to be alone than unhappy. Life is too short to be wasted on someone who doesnt respect you.

Kanye west's mother has died as a result of complications resulting from plastic surgery. Her publicist didnt give details of what kind of surgery she underwent. She died on saturday. May her soul Rest in peace. Amen.

[s]After stella obasanjo's saga any thoughts of nipping or tucking has been banished. [/s]

younghoodi:
@Dios 

AM NOT GONNA DISS YOUR ASS CUZ I AIN'T A YOUNGDICE NO MORE AM A GROWN DICE NOW,AM A G NIGGA I TALK HOWEVER I WANT WORD TO MY MAMA,I WRITE AND TALK THAT WAY FOR A REASON,IF I SAID CALIFORNIA AM DISRESPECTING MY CALI NIGGAS AND IF I SAID MIAMI AM DISSIN MY M.I YAYO NIGGAS SO GET THIS STRAIGHT HOMEBOY,AND ONE MORE THING BOY AM GONNA KEEP SAYIN CRUEL CUZ THAT'S THE WAY MY NEW-YORK NIGGAS SAID IT OK ONE LOVE TO ZOEPOUND.
one more thing negro yonkers and bronx are like in the same spot yonkers is like in the bronx fool and cower I know niggas from err where u could catch me in ya city nigga,am new-york I run new-york sun I though u a real nigga so i ain't diss ya but later I smeel u a pussy fam,DOWNSOUTH NIGGas ARE KIND OF punks,this fool from the A came to new-york talking about shawty am a g so my homeBOY rob the RoosterDrinker and homey ain't did shit, mess with me shawty I will take those grills off ya teeth hear me shawty han and one more thing fuk u nigga real recognize real.

This post made my eyes hurt!
would have probably made my ears bleed if it was audio. God save us from western influence. 

cool down oh davidylan. Who has time to 'chocorise' and be romantic? There's yam to be pounded, water to be fetched, children to be backed, yards to be swept and conjugal duties to be mechanically performed. We are too exhausted to be romantic!

davidylan:
What is madam complaining about? when Nigerian men were "lazy" and "insensitive" you no complain o.

ROFLMBO

Davidylan take your time.

We havent had many threads addressing the laziness of our men. *cough**cough**.
But just about everywhere i turn its about the unromantic nigerian woman.

Its ok to say you 'aspire' to marry a white woman. Its ok really. You dont have to bash black women to make your point. We cant take any more meaningless bashing. . Geez!

one more thread about nigerian women and how unromantic they are and i'll kill myself. cant take anymore.

a joke cannot grow old. thats a really good one.

how does an adulterer get so much support?

naija4laif:
tartiana 3rd
ofunneka 2nd
then that idiot called richard won!!!!
gosh i can't believe this, am so pisseeeeeeeddd

quit playing!

@ Davidylan

I tire for madam britiko oh! i no know wetin i do. she 'unleashed' on me for no apparent reason.
you are right. She can't spell 

You did what?
what you should have done is called or told someone to call telling them you were indisposed. That's how to be professional.All hope is not lost. Call human resources ASAP and they will probably fit you in with the next batch. Goodluck to you.