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able bodied men marching the street looking for blood? over a teddy? isnt any reasonable among them?

davidylan consider the garri received. im bringing 2 jute bags full of slapping garri.

debosky write your list. no matter what's on it na one fruit of the loom for you.   na wetin nwando say make i do be that.

davidylan:
too graphic . . . next time just say mighty gates of jerusalem.

Please bring back some ugba, ground pepper and ewa goin. If you can find minna yam please get us some too.

sorry. but na the name be that.  

spoilt bring money ke? cool down oh!   i am so broke, i cant think straight. my pretty face with a big old smile should suffice!

nwando:
there's this star toilet paper at Aba back in the day,it was almost like wiping oneself with the Boston Herald and the Atlanta Journal constitution all in one.

the kind that makes your anal sphincter contract in protest! ouch!

davidylan:
I'm still at loss as to why women feel it mandatory to buy gifts for everyone though. Maybe i'm from the "school of insensitivity" . . . i believe everyone shld be more than capable of taking care of themselves and shld not expect father christmas anytime u're going home.

A few things for the younger ones and that's about it.

Na so missis go spend all our savings finish for relations?  

as long as it says made in USA.   When we were small we thot anything made in USA was meant to be treasured like gold.

i tire oh. im not buying anything for anyone. rather as soon as i arrive i'll start looking for what to obtain from people. so they'll see how it feels. These people will descend on your luggage like flies to honey and empty your box. even taking the box itself. if care isnt taken you'll return to obodo oyibo with a a pillowcase!  

nwando:
I have been home several times,paid excess luggage once and never again.
Cash is appreciated in Naija more than anything else and it doesn't weigh much.

I forgot to add this.
Spoilt,get nice but cheap bracelets rather than clothing for distant relatives if at all,it weighs little.
Mom will like good gold wristwatch,necklace and bracelet set ,at least 2 conc. outfits and shoes to match. ,nice sweet smelling perfume in a large bottle, some olay body wash and Jergens lotion
[b]I just described my mom here
bags and bags of fruit of the loom underwear for men and women.

packets of soap for women,share it one one,two two.

when I go home my aunts and moms close friends usually get like 2 underwears and 2 tablets of soap.

the problem i have is not even from the regulars. its my banker friends. those heifers make such crazy demands with their high taste. they travel alot too so they know all the cheap stuff here and they wont touch those with a ten foot pole! imagine.   they want high quality. they think i have as much money as they do. last year i swear  i bought them all g-strings and that was that for that! 

his wife may really be dead but very often men in mourning just need the comfort of a woman's warm body to console them . they really arent looking for commitment so soon. tragic if you are that unfortunate girl to provide the solace because when he recovers he'll start looking for something else.

there's nothing as painful as loving someone who doesnt love you back or doesnt love you as much. 
Rule number one, never never allow any man use you for sex. never. You do not deserve to be treated like that. delete his number, don't return his calls and move on.Let him pay a prostitute to get his rocks off.
it has happened , fine but shame on you if you don't wise up and you continue returning to his bed to give him more .

richmike:
What God has joined together, let no man put assurder. have you knelt down to pray about it? do you really believe in prayers? if yes, let your kneels do the work for you. it is well.

from richmike

not again. prayer, prayer and yet more prayer. some times you need to pack your things and leave and not keep rolling on the loor speaking in tongues waiting for God to come down and pack for you.

nwando no be you just return from naija? are you homesick?
its my turn now . i will remember you. will fedex the udara to you when i get back.

saucekid:
@ spoilt,

when am i going to be honoured to meet u??

what's your number and where do you live?
i will call you.

fodiyo:
whenever you are coming to kaduna, just holla me on 80832534458 and you will land on the right hand. you will have the best of you holiday in kaduna

im going to be in kd for about 2 weeks. i'll call you fodiyo.

Romeoromeo:
I have never met any nairalander. Would like to meet u Spoilt, though I am not an active poster I do read posts regularly.I live in Lagos,Allen ave, Ikeja.My email is sogbebo@yahoo.com .I know you are drop dead gorgeus.I nor bad too look at too.Well see ya and safe Journey.

so if i'm not good looking you wont want to meet up?

Zandra1:
Spoilt and Scambater, y'all should have a safe flight and have a great time in Nigeria .

thanks a bunch. im not looking forward to being airborne!

u confronted her ke? the cheek of it! were you a virgin yourself?

doesnt matter what religion you ascribe to, not everyone values what you hold dear so you cant kill me for not holding your prophet sacred.

raginheart:
i'm sorry at how narrowly u guys look at things and just can't go past the toy

the issue here is bigger

u thank GOD that your not a muslim , strangely  i have found that the true christians have a lot in common with muslims

and this might surprise u but we don't disagree on a lot of matters

its not about the toy woman. If i saw someone blaspheming my Jesus i would not drag him/her out on the streets and chop his/her head off.  
God does not need spoilt or anyone else to fight for him.  that's why there's a judgement day.  and besides some people see some minor silly things as blasphemy. should people be so sensitive to blasphemy that they see it everywhere?

[s]blasphemously sensitive Blasphemy detectors! [/s]  i tire.

raginheart:
they didnt  punish her wrongly

and the parents did there job by refusing to have the teacher in the school

islam is not twisted , only the eyes look at it in a twisted way

please  spare us the extremist viewpoint. This whole thing makes no sense. If they had laid hands on the poor woman she would be all bled out and headless in the streets by now killed by people who are holier than thou. because of a toy.

dsun

raginheart:
thats the problem some things make no difference to some people these days

many things have been forgotton about respect and whats right or wrong(even in jokes )

if u want to name your teddy after your self thats your choice

but the children were ment to be tought  respect and boundries

teacher didnt do her job as she should have , and its not her choice to decide what should be fed into the young minds from / *iher poinat of view

what are you talking about? how did they disrespect the prophet? what boundaries are you talking about? some people strange as it sounds do not even know who mohammed is. it should not be an offence punishable by death. people are already calling for her head.

davidylan:
what if i name my goat mo-mo?

ROFLMBO

You don dey find trouble.

Glamourgal:
i dey wait for allah himself not even his slaves.

ha! these days even harmless statements can cost you your life!

bwi.

why do people make a fuss over nothing? 

my journey to the motherland is nigh!
i will be in nigeria next week. hurray!!!!! who ever wants to hangout should let me know. seriously i will hook up with as many nairalanders as possible. i promise.
gimme your names and numbers. spoilt will be calling you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Those screaming "consider the kids"! "consider the kids"! should remember that the woman can only look after the kids when she's alive!

mazaje:
@ almondjoy and frankies

Your exchanges had me laughing so hard that i feel off my chair, you guys must really be in hate love, please keep it coming we are really having a swell time reading your exchanges.

as if they need any encouragement.

almondjoy:
Sorry, please just deal with it!

im trying. you guys can take it outside.

almondjoy and frankies we've had enough of both of you. you guys cant go round all the threads trading words and ruining threads.

Neoteny:
honestly SOME women just deserve a good beating-especially when they get mean, petty, sulky, pouty, screamy, lazy, bleary, selfish, jealous, envious, vain, macchiavelian, silly, ambitious, forceful, rude. and they mostly get like this all at once.

i warn my friends to beware of guys like you! cant change them. just avoid them and you're good.

what kind of demented man hits a woman?
pack your things, take your kids and get astepping. or are you waiting for the disease he's surely going to bring to you soon?

adetina:
idk what an akata is, i guess some sort of business wife?

definitely not a business wife. more like hood rat! . i'm sorry!