₦airaland Forum

uuzba:
This society is looking for food and jobs.
Can you provide any?
We cannot be wasting time with art/flowers/romance when the entire country is not sure of Tomorrow's food.
Yes, I lived overseas and even got married overseas. It was so easy to be romantic. There a parks and walkways, places to take your girl to. Name it. Whether you are rich or poor, the environment is set.
Nigeria, here is totally upsidedown.. the only place to flex is ShopRite (?) What a bull shit. And to enter traffic jam because you want to go to beach? You can't even walk on the road without 2000 beggers or 700 area boys surrounding you. Everything in this society kills all the romance you try to do.
You just end up tired and depressed and stay indoors with no light.

romance ain't made for.african an African man is a strong warrior who hunt for food for bae and chop after hustle..who get time for Yemi my lover

Petyprincess:
When will our Nigerian guys be as romantic as this? All they know is asking "when are you visiting me?" this is one of the things i like about white guys,they can go extra miles to prove their love for you.

the question should have been when will our nigerian girls be as sensible as this everything is not coldstone and tasty fried chicken.. Biko oyinbo understands relationship naija girls understands maga don pay... I hope u are not useless like your counterpart.. Dey av turned themselves to object of plug and play

NaijaRoyalty:
E don happen

Olosho no go sell this period

quit using that age that ain't Italy PM its Brazil president bolsonaro.

MrBrownJay1:
you have to look at the GOOD THINGS that coronavirus brought to the world:
- cheating has reduced 99% thanks to quarantine
- you will finally get to spend quality time with your partner
- you will finally have time to spend with your kids
- pollution from cars is down, less money spent on gas
- less money spent on bars/clubs/parties/boys outings and frivolous BS
- you dont need to go walking around shopping malls with wifey any longer
- you can stay home all day wearing nothing but boxers so less clothing wash
- most importantly, teaches you how important SAVING is !!!!

bullshit*t.. U think is funny being useless

ijustdey:
President bans sex for the next 6months to prevent coronavirus spread



https://nairobi-times.com/breaking-president-uhuru-bans-sex-for-the-next-6-months-to-prevent-coronavirus-spread/

how is that even possible maybe he will pit standing soilder in people' room to monitor if they are not up to smtn goat man.. Impossible on one condition if he does not phuc

Ray360:
This is extreme. at 34, she stands a chance of surviving the disease.

surviving a disease in the midst of infected people how is that possible and she is a nurse again ya all should be practical here

orisa37:
What an Atheist?

not an atheist if you what they are going through ya would know it ain't easy trying to help people with virus knowing that you are infected is a death trap. Besides I think the virus is stronger in Italy Spain because the genetic makeup of the western allows the virus to work its wonders.. I wish them all quick recovery.

alberto2k:
The Brits are obviously not taking this COVID-19 case serious. Even as we speak London Heathrow airport is still operating, people are moving in and out of London.
A British airways flight from Heathrow is expected to touch down Lagos today(another batch of "suspect is a returning traveller" Naija shutdown just be like joke

The Aviation industry seems like the Petri dish is this pandemic era.

Shutdown every fucken airports and borders till the pandemic is contained but they won't listen.

Britain that doesn't produce jack a country that solely relies on tax to sustain her economy.. if they shut down UK for 14 days which we all know it will last for a month. 14 days isolation ain't enough as we speak. Her economy will shatter like broken glasses

Beautiful wife..

missimelda01:
This woman is too fine
You see this thing called money, odi very necessary.

you fine too odi kwa okay

Big lie how did they test him. The test is a rigorous process result doesn't come out immediately after test. Lies.

peacettw:
The virus stays suspended in the air for 8 hours. It only makes sense that we all wear face masks to avoid being infected.

so face masks will purify air that enters your body I laughter. The essence is for those who cough

africanusvu:
Frankly I dnt know why I still see no cause to alarm in this covid19.i fear Ebola more.wallahi I dnt see it as a threat.well.i still believe it may not take much lives here.seems the media is the worse threats

covid-19 is a bigger threat believe me

Ignorant people only the affected should wear masks period. This is crazy wearing protective masks doesn't help.. Sanitizers are okay. Which is no face mask no entry. Ensure safety distance,provide sanitizers on customers arrival, not more than 3- 4 customers in the supermarket and should maintain a certain distance from each other, strict warning customers should not touch materials in the supermarket uneccesary..

Hotfreez:
People like this should be rewarded. Instead, we reward fools like Tacha and prostitutes like Mercy.

mind what u say.. Did messi tell she is a prostitute.. Plus ya all know selling your body to the public gross more income than just mere profession

ignis:
She got beauty and brains. That combination is very scarce in Nigeria nowadays. We need to celebrate one when we see one.


Haters will not emphasize that she's from south east Nigeria.

If it's a negative news, you will see haters ranting everywhere.

don't be surprised if she got no respect for elders.. Ya all know oversabi females are damn rude

Fortuna2:
As far as I'm concerned, men are too cheap. It takes extra discipline for a full ass grown man to reject sexual advances especially from cute chicks like us .QED.

show your face

cRobo:
Thats how coronavirus started in China by eating wild animals

Very soon snakevirus will surface in Nigeria


I won't say a word

stop saying trash corona virus is mostly caused by civets and bats.. Do they eat these animals. Asian countries are caused with all sort of rubbish.. Now it was seafood again that caused this one.. I think polluting the atmosphere and water with chemicals from lab all in the name of discovery is causing a lot of damage to us

Later some ignorant people will say this girl is classy. With her east or west boobs stewpid dressing.. This girl is nowhere near class.

Waytolife:
Pls I have a question, am not trying to be rude but just inquisitive, if I decide not to join in prostrating, what will happen? Will i be arrested or cursed?

but you can kneel for your wife.. Na king na zo dem dey enjoy life

prekumohtim:
Be far from assumption, I am single , not married. And I still prefer the traditional marriage . You may also be surprised that the legend that made the statement never did white wedding.

so it is white wedding u kneel down..why didn't pastors tell people to kneel and propose in church

KingAzari:
So far it came from Pa Pete, it is correct. Our tradition is sacrosanct.

If you don't agree, take sniper.

yes several modification can be made which was but kneeling down is like begging a girl to marry u..there is sincerety in telling someone to marry without doing that sh**. I hope u understand soon this man is right. You can make it colorful what is wrong lying on the bed and proposing must I kneel down sho gun laye ni

Davido still dresses like an 18 year old na wa oo even burna.boy no worse like this

Uyi168:
Her boobii resemble wetin go make sense ... :'

I tell u I never knew Nina boobi big rich that level but the girl don tone her skin probably pregnant her neck region is too fat

Hitch
Think Like A Man
Romeo and Juliet

enicid:
Sweet November,
how did Stella got her grove back,
Two guys a girl and a pizza place

bross u don tey

IprintMONEY:
shut up. tacha is not ready to swallow cum or gobble cum like this hoe. cubana don Bleep am, i know plenty guys wey don Bleep am. to Bleep tacha u go sweat blood. she dosnt give a Bleep about your money

no be only blood na kerosene... Lol which ta cha?

yvelchstores:
Stupid fake story. U supposedly married at 24 and your wife at 20. Then you have twins, age 1.
If u have been childless for 11 years, one year is too quick to kill all your joy from father hood to embrace cheating.

I am suspecting nl now hires ppl to post captivating but FAKE stories cos the kind of stories I see these days, are playing with my intelligence.

I smell foul play here could be true but other way round I think he needs to adapt or withdraw from this kind of life.. He is a guy who loves sex wife no that kind of person... The whole story is cooked up from my POV

Both battery and data drainers

Netanya:
That is why I can never date a celebrity if the event tries to happen. No one should bash me oo

fine girl, nice lips btw

gnykelly:
see what you are thinking at 1a.m instead on brainstorming on how to help build move our economy forward

sorry sir, just an assumption.

Favy93:
please between Lagos and Portharcourt,which is the best place for an unemployed graduate.

both is nice dear depending on which one you wany