₦airaland Forum

First off, marriage is not compulsory for any human being. Jesus, Peter, etc they didn't marry.
Secondly, if you must marry, ensure your woman is 101% ready to become submissive no matter what...even if you may be at fault.
Thirdly, to find a wife, I encourage you to go to NYSC monthly clearance location and study your potential wife...DO NOT, I repeat, DO NoT go to church in order to find wife.
Fourthly, that gf of yours that is pestering you for marriage, marry her if and only if she is a virgin or you were the one who deflowered her. I have my reasons for saying this.
Lastly, I wish you peace of mind.
I am a footballer myself. On Sunday football, no one dares start any match without me. I am a showstopper in midfield, what you would call a modern day DMF. If I ever miss the ball, your legs must not go free

Madam your marriage was hell because you refused to be submissive to your husband. Always wanting to tour with the big boys whilst neglecting to feed your husband his foods... physical and sexual.
Any wife, no matter how rich you become, must submit to her husband.

place your bets now. Chelsea to win in extra time.
Stake at least 20k.

Chelsea is 5X better than Mancheture UtD
Chelsea is 2X worse than Mancity

dawnomike:
It is not valid except the agreement was drafted by a legal practitioner and within the context and tenents of the law.
She should brace up herself and try to get over the heartbreak.

ok thanks

A girl of about 22 just approached me that she needs a lawyer to pursue her cause and get her entitlements paid.
The background of the issue goes thus:
There was this guy in her area that had been wooing her for weeks. She finally agreed to him but only on the condition that he would sign a 'contract' pledging himself to her. That if he ever broke her heart, he would have to pay her the sum of 1million naira. I saw the paper agreement and it contained two signatures. I asked what transpired between her and her guy. She says she caught him with another girl. This allegedly happened 6months into their relationship.
Please lawyers in the house, is this issue valid in court? Can she be awarded the payment?

Candidlady:
For how long will she keep relocating

As long as she is not in direct physical contact with her exes.
There is a magnetic flux whenever a pussylock is close to its key

WTF is this?
Let your friend (YOU) quickly come up with a story and ensure she and hubby relocate out of that compound ASAP! If not, I only give her 6 months and that her EX would reclaim his territory and continue knacking her farm. Do you know what it means to open up a female viijay? to be the first to commission that pinkish-red hole?
You said Okafor law is a myth, I laugh. I have seen this law play itself out almost every time. Whenever the variables are initialized, this law must occur with a 98.56% accuracy.

Stargurl20:
Broda, let's see your picture. I've been reading sane comments until I reached urs. Must u find fault in every beautiful thing? Funny enough most people who criticize people for being not so good looking, are always relatively worst looking compared to those whom they're are criticizing

here is my mug shot.

Congratulations to you both.
She is not very beautiful though. I hope this is compensated by her character.

I would advise you to complete your recovery. We already have formidable strikers in awoniyi and Ighado.
Head injury fracture is not a small issue. Or can you guarantee us at least three goals in the group stages? Awoniyi would give us a hattrick against opponents, while Ighalo is sure to be the Most Potent striker of the AFCON.
SO STAY BACK!!!

How do you expect him to marry you when you've refused to give him your clito, despite the fact that you aren't a varjin.
I know them very well. The lady is very stingy with her clits

Tell him please.
Do unto others what you would that they do unto you.
If you were a boss, would you be glad if your employee works for another?

ttemmi:
F

Fucck. Kemi

But who is servicing your engine?

Nothing special here. He played against his fellow street kids.
Let him compete with the elites

IamNumeroUno:
My statement was a geometric progression and not to be interpreted literally. But I don't expect shallow minded individuals to comprehend a complex concept such as geometry, so you have been notified, run off!

ogbeni, accept that you were wrong.
Geometric progression indeed!

Gbege

Karemarealty288:
I pity the mumu people qey dey follow am...I can imagine their children asking them what they achieved after being deceived by this lunatic...mennnnn alot of young people are just wasting away in Naija oooo.

if you are paid 20k per day for this stunt, would you or would you not?

G-boy under disguise. Or what else is his source of living?

Let the British ban be permanent.
All ye polithiefcians must spend your loot in Nigeria

I once married a female doctor during my twenties. But we separated after a year because she more than one diick

You gave him 16k because you loved his gbola

Are there dogs in heaven?

Emperor2020:
so he no go chop life fr his hustle..u HV u empty ur account to feed de poor nd needy, assistance jesus

I don't spend on frivolity when there are poor masses around me.
We came naked into this world and naked we shall return. I wonder who he wanna impress with that ride. Girls? He already has a lot of totos he is servicing so the toto of the next girl out there would make no difference.

Vanity.
He already has a car, why the need to buy this? People are in need of food and clothing and he is here lavishing funds on a liability that won't grant him access to heaven.

When did this wpp investment start?
How old is it?

It seems this Alex guys came to this life to give and receive awards...

pocohantas:
Congratulations to her!

I commend her for this move.

Dearest Naija women, this is 2021. If you want a child, no husband forthcoming, fck societal rules and get that child.

Even if it takes stealing sperm, steal it!

After all, they always use lux soap to waste it inside bathroom. Is it that 1 drop they gave you that will kill them?

Don’t stay and be asking “did you come inside?” at 38. Or drinking postinor 2 upandan.

Children would love you in good and bad. Dirty mummy, fat mummy, stretch marks mummy, mummy is mummy.

Don’t allow hypocritical Nigerians dictate how you live your life. Especially when you are not harming anyone.

Egbon, she is harming the society by having a baby without following due process.

Ogbeni go and find a father for that baby. All these your explanations would do no good to anyone.
BTW, who services your engine these days? The imaginary donor or your househelp, Davies?

Okay, let's end this rivalry once and for all...for the last last last time...
Who is the greatest upon the greatest footballer of all times?
HiT LiKE for CR7 and share for LM10.

...they should start seeking employment elsewhere.

MrBrownJay1:
as much as you should always give your 110%, you equally should accept when you messed up and was played by some yeye mumu. we are all human and make mistakes.... but i suggest that next time, you look carefully before you jump

Anyone giving 110% in love wouldn't have anymore space left to look carefully and use their heads. If she most be cautious, then her percentage of love must also reduce too.
50% caution 60% love.