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I want to become ambassador to bobrisky products

This looks promising enough.
I tried opening a Binance link from here but it appears my location IP address is kinda restricted. I'll try to attend one of those seminars when get back to 9ja.

If I were Akin, I wouldn't even greet you anymore.
Why didn't you ask your boyfriend to take you out of your boredom?

Abeg release that juicy pussayy to him or remain in your office!

Advert placement.
I once fingered this Yoruba girl during her teenage years. Then her pucci was a little bit tight on my index and fvck fingers.

Whiteshield:
You're a big mugu. Maxwell chop you clean, nothing you fit do.

MBA will come back soon.
When her funds in a Carribbean bank is unfrozen, they would commence payments.

Insider information.

Abolish Islam in your state and banditry would reduce by 80%.

Nice one!
Sue those modafvckin Fulani laden terrorist organisation called DSS .
And don't forget to also sue the cow herder in Aso gate. Let him rot in gworo

WibusJaga:

I just knew it. It just has to be our folks from Southern Nigeria.

awon developers. Next thing we would hear is how she stuffed 6 gallons of cocaine up her erosion laden ass's!

The hundredth item on my bucket list is to make love to Niki Manaj on planet Mars....
I have achieved 89/100 on my list.
Please Lord of Mars, grant me this item and I would forever be grateful.

DenreleDave:
Pls can I talk to that lady Dt received 1 million naira..


I can help out.. She shud nt return it too..

She should open a cryp.to account and keep it there

how do you intend helping? Are you an experienced business owner?

Acidosis:
Sure you're a manager/business owner? Your advice no follow at all.

You want her to put the largest sum she's probably seen all her life in Bitcoin?

How do you advise a "less privileged" and "menial jobber" to will her life's biggest earning to another less privileged?


You wicked.

bitcoin investment is not bad, at least in a years time she should get double the amount.
Or what do you think?
Should she buy land? Where can she buy a land with complete documents, free from Government and omonle nle wahala?
And my business could use some expansion right now. New equipment and stuff. I promised her % annual guaranteed.

Well, it's all her choice to make.

DaddyRochie1642:
Okafor's law is already in play here, its just a matter of time

errm... I don't think okafor law would apply here because she said she had lost any atom of feelings she had for him. According to her, she almost gave him a slap when he came to see her.
Secondly, the guy in question would go back to his Europe base immediately after marriage. So I doubt they would be having any contact.

Yesterday I caught my salesgirl/accountant sobbing quietly in a corner of my shop. She quickly adjusted herself when she saw my approach. But it was too late. I had to talk with her on the issue.
It turned that she had an altercation with her husband who happened to give her 2 dirty slaps for insubordination. And what was the issue? Her former boyfriend from 4 years back just came into the country to get married to his oyinbo wife. He ran into my employee and gave her the sum of 2M Naira to start a business.
Why would he grant her 2M just like that? Did they resume their affair? She said there was nothing of such rather he gave the money as a form of compensation/payback.
You see whilst they dated years back, she lent him a total of about 100k Naira which he promised to payback but he later broke up with her and travelled out to Europe. This was in 2017.
Now he transferred the money to her and she told her husband about it and he vehemently disapproved of it and told her to return the money. She refused, which led to the domestic violence.
She has a 1year old kid and her husband is a menial jobber. So I adviced her never to return the money. But create a fake transfer receipt for her husband and then follow any of these suggestions:
1. Put the money in a fixed deposit and chill.
2. Convert the money to bitcoin and chill.
3. Invest the money into my business and receive profits.
4. Share the money to less privileged.


What do you think guys?

MaxInDHouse:
Hmmmmmmmmmmmm, really touching!

I am Maximus one of Jehovah's Witnesses, would you like if i join in the discussion?

LOL!
See men don dey line up!

I would have joined the queue but I dey fear those WJ girls
Besides, I'm still in my twenties (make I no go marry evening newspaper wey go dey flog me for house )

What will I say? Marry Charles or better still get pregnant for him first!
But 34yrs virgin? Meehnn her hymen is gonna be as thick as Russian kpomo.
Only a very strong, rigid and technically erect diick can do the job.
Is Charles up for this daunting task? I doubt. He appears to me like a simp

Well, you are right about getting a very sound crypto currency education.
A lot of people are "anywhere belle face"

Just lucky to have scored.
The tapin master would always be the assistant to the Real GOAT in Argentina.
He would win Copa America as the top scorer!

Well, I'm fully in support.
Lillian Esooro kpekus is very sweet and tight Shaa. And she's very good at BJ's. I dunno why Ubi left her.
Anyways, Odion please shine her kpekus till you are satisfied and get your form back. We need you to be in top form for Quarter 2022.

Sen. Abaribe is the only Savoir in ipok land.
Abaribe is greater than Ojukwu
He is greater than Obj
He is greater than Buharii
He is greater than Trump!

uunwanaobong3:
GOD GO PUNISH GUARDIOLA FOR START STERLING FOR CHAMPIONS LEAGUE FINAL MATCH WERE I WANT WIN... ....

WHAT HAPPEN TO FERNANDINHO FOR MIDFIELD?

THIS MAN DON START AGAIN WITH OVER THINKING

I swear down bro. I saw Sterling in the lineup and I knew Guardiola madness has started.
You have won all these UCL games without sterling and then you just decided to start him in the final game for no reason?
Rodri and Frnadinho are not even injured.

I have given the game to Chelsea.

Sterling in the lineup?
Guardiola has just given this game to Chelsea.

Congrats to Chelsea in advance!

I'm a city fan, but Chelsea is winning this UCL.
I saw Sterling in the lineup an I knew Guardiola doesn't learn lessons.

Congrats to Chelsea

Wrong signature.
Alaba is pass peak.
They should have signed chilwell.

APC should go back and get a good lawyer strategist. I'm not even a lawyer but I see a lot of loopholes in Obaseki election that could be used to depose him from office.
Oshomole and Izyenu, please do the needful.

Obaseki is not fit for Edo State.
He must leave that office this year!

Chelsea should loose today, so they would win Mancity.

Up blues.
KTBLGf

Chelsea to win 3_0
Correct scores.

Bayajidda1:
STOP THE CONSPIRACY THEORIES.



Dude Certainly Dared The Forces Of Nature When He Foolishly Played God By Making The Statement Credited To Him In The Attached Photo Below;

[b] Perhaps He Was Even Planning To Rain Bombs On The East Coast As Soon As He Returns From The Ill-Fated Trip, But The God Of The Easterners Neither Sleep Nor Slumbers.

No One Truly Knows What The Future Holds.

STOP THE ONGOING MASSACRE OF THE EASTERNERS.

hh

sholay2011:
Study (I didn't say read) your bible like never before with the help of the Holy Spirit. Fasting helps to break down the defenses of our flesh so our spirit man can be more receptive to what God is saying. But God won't suddenly start speaking "more" because you are fasting. And it has happened to me that it was after the fast that God visited me in a big way. But ensure your motive is right, pray consistently and study the scriptures alongside your fast. Fasting without these is called hunger strike.

And it is at the prerogative of the Holy Spirit to decide if He would speak with you through an audible voice or not. Hope you know it doesn't make you "more spiritual"? God speaks to us in different ways and I don't want you to start hearing familiar spirits (remember 2 Corinthians 11:14) in your desperation to hear an audible voice. Why not rephrase the prayer to "God should sharpen your spiritual sensitivity"? How He would do that...leave it to Him.

Thank you sir