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I tag those kind of joke/play "political jokes". Do you know why I dislike them? Oftentimes they get elected

Lastly....if na lady call you...hmmmmmmm....tell her to call back then rush buy hypo wash your head....cos if it be say them dey follow you "daughters of eve got NO CHILL"...finally fake your accent for the babe...and don't get get carried away by the encouragement....always keep a sachet of hypo around you cos you don't know your next caller......

Solecontroller:
Lol. Lemme guess. You work at GSK? HR?

Nope...at all....lol

But the title of the recruitment gaan "FLP" fit give you hope say you fit become CEO for the company tomorrow abi?...lool...

If you were contacted via phone and the interview was too brief...and the situation you described no legit....remove your mind...
....modified...I forget to write "sorry"

During the test if your discovered you have answered more than 10 qstns apart from the value based test...irrespective of the result...bros remove your mind... sorry

If you did not finish any of your assessment within 20mins irrespective of the result, remove your mind....sorry

If you have done the online test and you were not contacted after a month...bros just remove your mind...move on...

Nice one bro...I am waiting for more

omenka:
Today has been a very terrible day for all the enemies of Nigeria.

PDP in disarray.

Nnamdi Kanu in tears.

iPod in shambles.

iPod miscreants being arrested for constituting themselves into public nuisance in the UK.

Subsidy removal is being hailed by eminent Nigerians.

Nairaland us waxing stronger.

What more can we desire than a total obliteration of all those who desire to see Nigeria in shambles??

God is indeed working in Baba and Nigeria's favour.

The truth is right where you are, you are roasting. Then you come up here to put up an appearance that you are feeling fly, because this is a faceless forum right? I do not care where you belong pdp/apc but this illusion that makes you feel you are attached with the ruling party and it makes you immune to the present predicament (double digit inflation) ravaging the country is laughable. If my Uncle who is a businessman and an Apc chieftain in IMO state, complains about double increase in production cost and low profit and has to increase his wokers wage based on compassionate grounds and not increase profits despite money realised from party activities. I am a fully registered member of the Apc and I even doubt you are. It beats my comprehension how you (obviously a nobody) come online forming immuned yet suffering&smiling. I have come to realise that people like you have no life except on social media, because if you are in the middle-class, you will understand how your basic cost of living have increased over 100percent. With your wage constant (I hope you understand what that means). I trust I did not just quote a lad sitting in the remote areas of Nigeria whom social media constantly makes happy...

We are all gonna die...It doesn't matter how, when or where...

Vivalavida99:
Beware of jobless men with strong dick!

Single ladies, especially hardworking ones should always resist the temptation of marrying jobless men in the name of love, sex or worse still to be labelled a ''married woman''. The love of a jobless man is fake, is not real, and is conditioned by poverty.


A jobless bachelor can hardly be a ''jobful'' husband! A man who could not take care of his basic material need as a single man cannot perform magic when coupled in marriage.

Poverty has an amazing way of humiliating and humbling a man thereby making him lose the very essence of his manhood--a deflated ego that accepts everything.

Poor and jobless men are always the most attentive to your emotional and physical needs.

They often make good bedroom bully, they major very well in sex and all the spoils of it--but be wary! It’s often a well-honed skill to escape poverty under the shadow of vulnerable rich women.

When these men are rehabilitated financially from the labour of their partners they always tend to recoil back to the real man poverty has hidden all this while. Their changed economic status automatically changes their taste and social comportment.

They seek their real woman outside the confines of their matrimonial boundary. Hence cheating and infidelity crept in. Their wives become object of hate giving way to domestic violence.

So, if you want a fulfilling marital relationship steer clear of all these smooth talking, flattering and emotionally supportive randy men without any sustainable means of livelihood-----‘’Ndi-oji amu eri’’. Fine young "boys" with empty pockets.

This admonition maybe difficult to adhere to in a society where women are pressured to marry in order to enjoy societal validation. Where chronological age maybe running higher. Where the so-called ‘’men of god’’ adduce spinsterhood to phantom spiritual enemy and sins.

But in all this, we still have our individual life to live irrespective of the unjust demands of the society.

So, rather than marry a lousy, lazy and good-for-nothing-man as husband, single parenthood remains a reasonable option to realise full-fledged motherhood.

A financially comfortable woman with children is happier without cashless husband

Single motherhood has never been a sin neither is it punishable by ‘’hell fire’’.

It is simply a choice and a way of life!

M.E

Cc lalasticlala, mynd44, Seun

But it is good for a man to marry a jobless woman? I know you are Igbo. Truth is most Igbo ladies from not too do well background often see marriage as an escape from poverty. I am Igbo too. I have an aunt who got married at 37 back then her hubby in his early forties only had a box (shop) with a rickety desktop and claims to be an engineer. My aunt sponsored the wedding , and we were all happy we supported the dude and today he does not only fix computers he travels to China to import as well..my aunt was fired later and she joined the hubby in the IT business they have 2kids... and they are happy. Babe you first work get money first before you begin check whether your partner is loaded. Nothing stops you from making money....

hensben:
True. I mean how can a contractor use 6 inches block all through in a building with little concrete.

is it the block that carries the load? What about a building made entirely of glass?

onstelly:
Cos I haven't find the one

vote refiner for real? Babe just view mimzy profile picture...Abeg make una dey talk true na

onstelly:
Cos I haven't find the one

How can you look this pretty and then say you haven't found the one yet? ...are you waiting for prince William or prince harry? Nne biko it's time to put birthing hips to good use....

MrFairplay4ume:
Nothing is permanent peace shall return soon
The Quran says "After every difficulty there is relief" Let not the people despair because victory is near.

That same quran is responsible for all the senseless killings...Islamabaaad

Nma4eva:
Please friends help a sister. Send me Barron's gmat. This is my email chidinmaglory.cg@gmail.com

You sent me a PM, my mail is faulty. I don't have barron's Gmat....cokerbayo222@gmail.com if you want to enquire about any other thing you think I might be able to help or you can just quote me

feaworaoja007:
word bro! me am thinking 7-10 yrs...won't wanna av peps asking if she's my aunt or elder sis...people think my younger sis i"m older than with 3yr's older dan me...now imagine marrying some1 i"m older dan wit 3yrs

You are sooo on point. I have a sis like that too...seriously you will think she is older until you realize that she is not even my immediate younger sibling...women age faster especially when they hit 40...

LAGATA:
Woow! That's the best of all marriages. My wife is 3years older than me and wev bn married for two years now without any hitch. She so humble, patient, matured, caring, loving & the best woman I have met. Thou once in a while I feel so unsecure but she's just so caring and understanding. I must say that since we got married till date she always kneel down on her two knees to greet me in the mornings, welcome me with a deep hug when I return from work, unbutton my shirt then goes to dish my meal while I have a cold shower. I must say am lucky... So guys don't feel discouraged as not all older ladies have that 'big woman' or 'elder sister' attitude

Bros you use the lady meet up or na mistake...I have never seen a guy doing very ok financially in Nigeria wey marry him egbon....I no say you go deny no bother quoting me

Just look at kids talking trash...I have seen age mates marry each other and yet the woman later turns to look like the guys mum. My chaplain back then was the same age with his wife, I used to think she was his mother or aunt until it was finally announced, I could see the disappointment on people faces. Black men age slower than any species of human it is totally inadvisable to marry ur age mate let alone some one older than you. These boys will come up to say "It depends on how she package herself" they forgot that when the guy also "package" himself he looks way younger. I remember my classmate getting married then I checked the album and ask if she was his aunt or elder sister he quietly told me his wife ...I know why kids scream "Matured" ladies so that the ladies won't be taxing them and also she will be giving them some goodies! "Boys" don't confuse that with marriage biko...I once had an elderly lady as a friend the day she looked at me intimately was the day friendship ended! I can't even marry a lady I am 3yrs older than. At least 5yrs so that when back begin pain me she go get energy to massage my back...No take because of frustration go marry your mama mate o....

Nma4eva:
Has anyone received the notification for the written test on thursday?

hello I am no longer interested in the corona stuff if that is what you wanted to enquire about...if not you can reach me via cokerbayo222@gmail.com

Deen77:
If PDP spend 16 year's with nothing to show, while not allow APC to finish 4 year's, comparing 16 years to 1 year.

Bro this one year hardship is more than what we have endured for 16yrs

Lilimax:
Why?

don't mind me lol.....but your post made sense cos you understand the op

Lilimax:
So you must speak from the two sides of your mouth so to say to be seen as
an Objective Critic of this present Government?
Na siddon dey look we day.

If not for this post, I would have asked Seun to make it compulsory for all NLanders to produce their waec certificates before quoting/replying...

georgen2u:
Op U are just a zombie U indirectly want to list achievements of buhari... apshit

I just dey wonder how you take pass WAEC . Ur abilty to comprehend is

biazarre:
don't even undastand d way u portray ur objectives...!!!

bros if you no understand, follow them re-write WAEC Asap

Flexherbal:
Does this man still have time to rule his peopel? May be they like him like this.

Does buhari have time to rule his people? Ode

horsepower24:
Old gist...



BTW I have an issue I wish to bring to the attention of Nairalanders.

A mod banned me for 5days for using the word meagre to describe someone. I don't know how that is an abusive word.
Anways, as a reasonable fellow, I sent several mails to the mod explaining myself but got no response from them.

Now we blame our leaders for the misuse of power, yet it happens under our noses. (Cos the someone was a friend to the mod)

The reason for the 'ranting' is that I followed due process and mailed the mods severally which they ignored. So what's the essence of that option if it's as good as useless? Remember, power corrupts and absolute power corrupts absolutely.


MODified: From the quotes, its obvious that this mod is very notorious esp in the politics section. Such a pity now that we risk being banned because we oppose the views of a mod or his GF(s) (don't think you are his one and only, madam). What has nairaland turned to? Such a shame. This diabolical act, if it persists, would reduce the quality of content here.

The mod is mynd44. The guy ehhh....truth be told I wonder how seun chooses his moderators cos left to me that dude is one biased fellow filled with sentiments...obviously he lacks objective reasoning. Although I have never been banned but when I look at people reasons for getting banned by mynd44 over a dispute with a supposed lady I always get surprised. Before you ban a fellow for insulting another fellow, you should also check if the insulted fellow has made inflammatory comments earlier inciting the other to insult him/her. You can also caution members before handing out a ban. But mynd44 lacks professionalism to the marrow. Thank God for davide470. At least he is one of the reasons why you can still have faith in a made in Naija online product....

Mine will be CJjoy. I believe I will trade anything just to catch a glimpse of the cutiee...I stare at her pix like "KILODE"....*confession*

Dahveydson:
Policemen are humans too, if their salary and allowances were sufficient, you won't find them playing baba ijebu.

Anyway, it's better than collecting bribes.

Hello sup? Have you gone for medicals @etisalat?

Apart from money, I believe finding the right partner is the most tedious task especially when you have made up your mind to get married. Ladies will start playing/Acting nice and you get confused. Finding the right partner is the most difficult. Mr Marxxx I want to ask you something in respect to a job stuff please reply me....thanks

OversightTM:
Sspeter please check your pm

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