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OP, if you see any wandering herdsman with his cattle, look to Fayose's words and take action to safeguard your investment. Do not hesitate to go to work on their cattle. If a herdsman eats your livelihood, do not hesitate to take his. Simple!

Ben Bruce is still a learner. Was Jonathan not blocked from seeing an ailing Yar'Adua? Who be common senator?

Super1Star2:
WW2 recorded a little above 60million deaths, despite the number of nations involved and the land mass covered by the war.


Syria war of over 5years has recorded 500,000 deaths, with all the sophistication of modern technologies.

Iraqi war of 13years has recorded less than 500,00 war, with all the sophistication of modern technologies.

Now tell me how 3million deaths is not a MEGA SCAM.

It was a recorded fact. 1 million died from bullets, 2 million from starvation. How large is Europe compared to Nigeria? How large is Syria compared to Nigeria? With a population of 170 million people, how many European countries can fit into Nigeria population wise?

Nigeria has always had a large population and high birth rates. So your analogy is not only baseless, it smacks of a lack of common sense, which of course is not so common.

Fraud of the highest order.

The solution here is easy. Anybody going into exportation of wood or charcoal must have an export license granted after that entity has shown concrete and verifiable evidence of having planted at least 50,000 trees. IBB started the "plant one tree everyday" campaign back in the early 90s. What happened to it?

I have had a case where I threatened to physically throw a driver out of a PMT bus and take over the steering when my gentle pleas to slow down on curvy roads were met with sneering and rebuff. The driver stopped at a police checkpoint to report me. Men, the madness I showed that day no get part 2. Even the police guys were begging me to take it easy. People do not seem to realize that life has no duplicate.

Another time a driver carelessly plunged the gear from gear 4 to 3 instead of 5, throwing the bus into a lurch and he almost lost control. The churches and mosques passengers attended were all revealed in an instant as everyone was screaming and calling on their Maker to save them.

Those bus drivers are something else.

victor101:
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Fulani herdsmen invaded my land and well...the rest is history. They equally destroyed my sign posts. Now their cows are permanently stationed nearby.

I am now trying to get the entire place fenced. No be small thing.

mankan2k7:
Black mamba very dangerous and poisonous snake


Thank God u reduce their population by one

That snake IS NOT A MAMBA. A black mamba gets its name from the black colour of the inside of its mouth, not by its body colour. The green mamba is named according to its body colour. From the scales of this snake, this looks like a cobra which had not spread its characteristic hood.

Bishop:
As minister he prophesied that communication was not for the poor, but God pass am... sim card is 100 naira, every single Nigerian can afford it. May God grant your soul peace

That quote was made by David Mark. Don't mislead the indomie generation.

He had this stunning newscaster wife Ronke Ayuba. Very pretty woman.

crotonite:
snakes will soon go extinct

Snakes play a very important role on planet earth. Without them, there would be a massive rodent infestation of this world and you will see all those lassa fever-carrying rats everywhere. Snakes eat them and keep their population down. The problem is that our activities as humans have brought us in close proximity with them and where they see a fish pond brimming with free food, they will prefer to come there and not go to the bush to hunt and eat rodents.

This Miyetti Allah man was on We FM the other day talking tough. Now he has seen that no one has a monopoly of violence. If they want to spill blood of humans because of cows, then they should be ready to reap the whirlwind.

Flexzy01:
Hello stagger, i've gone thru ur posts and info. I once sent u a message but no reply. I hereby request for your contacts in respect of ''filling station feasibility studies and that of petroleum products haulage''. My email is ''abammicheal22@gmail. Com''. I hope 2 hear from u soon. Thank u!!

You've got mail.

Flexzy01:
Hello stagger, i've gone thru ur posts and info. I once sent u a message but no reply. I hereby request for your contacts in respect of ''filling station feasibility studies and that of petroleum products haulage''. My email is ''abammicheal22@gmail. Com''. I hope 2 hear from u soon. Thank u!!

Check your mail in an hour.

VulgarVulvas:
The throne of the Oba of Bini is not subject to the approval or discretion of even the President talk less of a governor under the Oba's realm.


This is the only surviving dynasty left in Africa and it dates back to a bloodline centuries before Nigeria or Edo state came into existence.

For one unionist scammer to have the audacity to declare the living heir apparent to his claims to his forefathers throne is a abomination upon itself.

Oshiomole must sacrifice Iara to appease the gods and ancestors of the revered Bini Kingdom for his sacrilegious claims of authorising a new Oba for the Kingdom of Bini and her peoples.

So how many countries have you been to in Africa to know about which dynasties existed or are presently in existence? The moment Oba Ovoramwen was sacked by the British in 1897 was the moment state control over the traditional institutions in Nigeria and in Bini Kingdom was fully established. That is why staffs of office are now issued to traditional rulers as well as certificates. That is why govt has to make an announcement on the ratification of a traditional ruler. Tomorrow a crazy governor can wake up and depose a traditional ruler and nothing will happen. It happened in Mubi during the tenure of Colonel Yohanna Madaki.

The letter was withdrawn out of respect and deference by the Edo govt for that institution which you rightly said, is centuries old. Yes, the government erred in pushing out the letter before the traditional rites were fulfilled and by right, tradition should be ultimate in deciding these matters. But now we no longer have monarchs carrying absolute power. That is how it is.

puffynana:
It's here again from the newbie Proovewriter.
Am still volunteering for short articles.
Read and please let me know what you think


https://www.nairaland.com/3117314/should-get-married

Your writing is atrocious. I would seriously urge you to stop until you improve your diction, use of tenses, punctuation and grammar. If you put this sample out there, you will not get any more jobs. Believe me.

Oh oh oh oh oh...so these herdsmen even know that there are courts to address any issues abi?

They ain't seen nothing yet. By the time any herdsman and his cattle carelessly find themselves in crosshairs and are gunned down, they will know that there is a difference between a business man and a man who means business.

johnwizey:
You said u contacted his son, what did u expect him to say If going by what you wrote, the maan don try truly but i am just hearing of them for the first time. Who embezzled the money the man donated And finally oyinbo people no need him money, dem don dey ok.

You need to stupidly shut up your mouth. Which one did your father donate? Ask Asari Dokubo and others what they have done for their communities,. Rather people like John Togo were waylaying elderly Niger Delta women they were supposed to be fighting for and seizing their fish, further impoverishing their fellow vulnerable Niger Deltans.

Now someone has decided to empower his devastated people and you are talking.

Another case of "do you know who I am?"

princemillla:
There is this filling station in alimosho that sold fuel at 115 naira last week, but the queue was too much. Don't know if they still maintain the price till date. But I strongly believe in a competitive business. Same things brought telecommunications to where its today. Iremember the days of mtn Sim at 70k back then, but wen econet came, the price got slashed to 22k till date Sim cards r free (not saying price of petrol will be free, but it will be maintain at the gaining level)

I love the partial deregulation, it's spot on at the right time. Kudos pmb

Aggrieved Nigerians should exercise patience, let's give this administration some time to correct some errors in the past

The bolded is not true. The first phones from all networks came at N40,000 complete with the SIMs. Then MTN SIM came down as low as N6,500, then rose to N9,900, and then hit a peak of N40,000 for a SIM card when NCC asked them to stop producing new SIM cards until their networks were expanded. This was in 2003. By then ECONET which launched the same time as MTN was already in a dying state, waiting to be sold off. So I do not know how you came by the bolded information. It was only the entrance of Glo into the market MUCH LATER than MTN that forced per second billing, and from there call tariffs started to reduce.

It took years to build the necessary backbones to support the expanding GSM networks and for tariffs to start dropping. It also takes years to build a refinery and put it onstream. So Nigerians should not expect to pay lesser for PMS anytime soon.

TPAND:
Burna boy is a classical example of a child raised through bad parenting.

Can't be surprised his mom said that, see how she looks.
Not all mothers are good.. Take note

And who are you to comment on Burna boy's mum? Were you there when she was raising him?

folks4luv:
of course agric sector need boosting, but feeding sch kids? that's a waste of scarce resources, meal like milk n egg r big deal in some families cause of poverty. let d govt work on reducing poverty level n parents will feed their kids egg n even chicken.

School feeding has been shown to increase rates of school enrollment in countries where is is practiced. Providing protein to a growing child will reduce the feeding burden on poor parents. I was a beneficiary of school feeding in the late 70s. Cannot forget the refreshing milk and eggs and biscuits we used to receive every break time. Many parents in Nigeria cannot afford it. So feed the kids, increase school enrollment and you have a more sustainable path to poverty eradication.

I would rather have kids given an egg a day than having millions being paid for prayers to win elections as was the case the last time around.

Get a lawyer and have the lawyers subpoena the phone records of the car owner and the IPO as well as the number of the person who brought the vehicle. You will be surprised at the way the case will take a dramatic twist.

Who are these idiots releasing such confidential information to the public? The people at Sahara reporters should be arrested and prosecuted immediately under the relevant laws.

He should have a chain tied to his blockos and then to a horse, and the horse should be made to drag him all over Maiduguri and then what is left of it should be chopped off with shears, fried and he be made to eat it. The entire video should then be put on YouTube so terrorists all over the world will see what their end will be when they are caught. Bastard Boko rapist.

9ja4show:
Your head nor correct , so you are the only one with buisness in Niger delta Abi? There are no hardworking Niger deltans there ; you need to submit yourself for urgent medical attention

So because you have call booth * we should not hear word again Mr hardworking

Na you wey get incorrect head. Where u from sef? You be Niger Delta? Not surprised. You must be a product of the sperm sharing which is very rampant in that region. Na why you just dey open your smelly mouth dey vomit rubbish for here. Were u don go for Niger Delta?

9ja4show:
Because you went to the village, your head was telling you everyone is lazy; my friend run along and stop deceiving yourself, maybe the people in your village are lazy

I spent 30 years of my life living in the Niger Delta. I have businesses there even till now. You cannot teach me about a region I come from which I know with the back of my hand. People like you live in self-deceit. There was an election in Bayelsa this year. Were you even there to know how it played out? Please go and pick up your brain wherever you left it and travel round the region. And never you address me personally on this issue. Abi you chop craze?

9ja4show:
How did you all come about this assumption? Just because your neigbour is a lazy man you decided to paint "most" people lazy...from the east to the west and south to north , tell me where there are no lazy people.

This must be coming from an igbo man thinking they are most industrious in nigeria because them carry you from village go learn electrical work. E-diot

This man, the OP is very correct. I am a Niger Deltan and I concur with the OP's postulations 100%. OUR YOUTHS ARE LAZY! I have lived in Rivers state, Bayelsa, Edo state, Anambra State, Lagos, etc. Who are the real workers and hustlers? It was in Lagos I first knew that the average Northern youth is very hardworking. Go there now. Who are the people riding bikes and working on construction projects?

I don't want to start talking of what I have seen with my own eyes living in the Niger Delta. In my own place, kai kai and baby papa/baby mama syndrome is the order of the day. If the men are not looking for the latest addition to the baby mama list, they are quaffing hard liquor and akpeteshi. Imagine one day I drove round my village at 11 am and I saw close to 20 able-bodied young men like me just sitting in the village square drinking. Meanwhile the women are busy farming. One day, I was driving to the village with my wife in the evening and I asked her to count the number of women and men returning from the farm. She counted close to 50 women returning from the farm over a 15-minute period before we saw an old man riding by.

Tell me, is such a society not on the edge of ruin? And you wonder why people would rather become militants and kidnappers than do anything else?

As a Niger Delta man, I have to agree with the governor. Our youths are very lazy. They believe all they should do in this life is sit at home and collect their share of oil money.

As far back as 1991, Gen Godwin Abbé who was Rivers Governor forcefully seized shops in the markets from non-indigenes and allocated them to indigenes. When he went back in three months for monitoring and evaluation, he found the shops had been sold back to the Igbos by indigenes.

Yet they will cry out that Igbo people have come to steal their jobs and livelihood. Never seen a bunch of lazy fools like typical Niger Delta youths. That's how they raided one of my biz premises in 2006 at the height of militancy demanding for money until I had to show them that if they thought they had chicks, I had the mother hen.

At least Buhari did something Jonathan did not do: buy off the unions before making such announcements.

Bought at N145 per litre and yet the filling station was like a mad house. A few metres away, another station was selling at N175 with few vehicles.

To put this in perspective, the price difference will amount to N2,100 if I have to fill my SUV. How do transporters cope? As usual, Nigerians are as docile as ever.