₦airaland Forum

Is it every picture that must be shown here? I was eating and nearly threw up on seeing this.

Holding the rain or making it fall is something that is only understood by those who are soldiers on each side (God's side and the devil's side). Both parties know about it, and only civilians question it.

The spiritual controls the physical. Rain can be held, and it can be made to fall. It depends on the shift of the equilibrium in favour of the more powerful entity, and the ability of the practitioners to draw on the Power or powers that make it happen.

My family had an occasion recently, and we held the rain the way we know how to do when some forces tried to make it fall. Too bad for those forces.

ojubi: That is covenant wealth according to OYEDEPO.
Imagine the kind of praise this thief would receive the day he paid this money in church.
The fake pastor would have invoked all the fake blessings on earth to the army thief in the name of giving to God as if God needs money.

The bible clearly says that money gotten by ill means and given to the church will NOT attract a blessing but a curse. It is not a pastor who invokes any blessings. It is God who blesses those who work hard and give from honest means and curses those who don't. People like you make ignorant comments. GO AND READ YOUR BIBLE AND SEE WHAT THE ONE WHO BLESSES HAS TO SAY ABOUT THESE THINGS.

Okija_juju: Growing up, birthday parties were never complete without these guys;
Alex O, Evi Edna Ogholi, Funmi Adams, Charly Boy, Oritz Wiliki, Mike Okri, Onyeka Onwenu, Blaccky, Mandators, Danny Wilson, Ras Kimono, Alex Zito, felix liberty, shina peters, e.t.c...

Dancing round the chair competitions were the bomb..


God Bless the good ol days..

The days when music made sense. Peterside Ottong, late Sikiru Ayinde Barrister (Fuji Garbage Series I, II and III), Charly Boy (Be my Nwata Miss, 1990, etc), Yvonne Chaka Chaka (with her 1988 hit song "Umqombothi", Brenda Fassie (Heroes Party, Black President, Wedding Day), Junior and Pretty, Sunny Ade, Ebenezer Obey, Emphasis, Edmund Spice, late Isaac Black...too many of them to mention.

THOSE WERE THE DAYS MEN!

9-3-4 has been a monumental disaster. Look at the NECO and SSCE results as proof ever since it replaced 6-3-3-4. 6-3-3-4 was just the best system for Nigeria.

I will like to see how they will stand my SUV speeding at 160 km per hour.

Very easy to catch this fellow.

a) Any security cameras? If no, did someone make a note of the number plate?
b) If yes, then the individual can be traced.

Haaaa! That dog ate his abunna! Kai!

P.Stacks:
That's exactly the point. Money is not an issue with Real Madrid.. We are big Spenders..

We spend Big. Money is ment to be spent. Of what good is the money in the bank when it can be on the field of play banging it all in and assiting it in.. 105Million is not too much for Bale..

Madrid is a very Proud Club.. If you've got it, Flaunt it.
Madrid needs Bale and has the Money.. So what's left..

I swearagad if I have that Money, I can pay twice that amount for Gareth Bale..

Blessed father, let this deal scale thru. Amen.
#HalaMadrid..

But you had to borrow money from Bankia to purchase Ronaldo and if not for the ECB, that bank would have collapsed last year. Where do you have the money? On paper or in your garri store?

Gareth Bale is a 30 million pounds player. I cannot believe how a club will buy him for such an insane amount.

What kind of world are we living in that a club will borrow money from the ECB-rescued Spanish banking system to finance this deal? Football has gotten to a stage where some form of financial regulation should be put in place.

English players are always overhyped and Bale is no different. There is no difference between him and the Ryan Giggs I watched in between 1995 and 1998.

This is total BS.

There are very few roads in Nigeria that can match the quality of work and standard that those two roads present. I drive them every blessed day in Abuja and there are no issues.

The only problem has to do with the ATTITUDE OF DRIVERS who have utilized the extremely smooth surfaces of these two roads to turn them into race tracks. How for instance can a driver be speeding at 140km per hour on a road with high vehicular traffic and not expect something bad to happen?

How many of our drivers even know how to interpret the road signs that the DRTS has graciously placed on all roads in the FCT? I bet Senator Smart Adeyemi himself will not be able to identify half of them.

He should be more concerned with the dualization of the road that leads from Abuja to his own state, and the one that criss-crosses his senatorial district on the way to the South-West.

One is tired of all these sensational politicians!

All these uncultured Nollywood girls... who wants to know if she is married or divorced?

SPITS...

Nothing beats biro covers, hair pins. I also sometimes use the end of a plastic spoon (the type used to serve rice in parties) because the groove can help me do some cool ear scooping. Nothing beats the feeling.

The guy sef is lucky it is only the shirt that was ripped off his back. In some places, his entire back would have been ripped off.

I would briefly see green crocodiles playing an orchestra, then just as they play the encore, I would suddenly realize that I was either standing a few feet away from him or on the floor. Was not funny then.

However, watching him slowly wind down his life in ill-health was a more painful experience for me . He will be missed though because I cannot remember ever missing a meal, being late on school fees or not having any of my needs and wants met. He was a good man.

All those aircraft were met by Jonathan. They were purchased by Shagari, IBB and OBJ. The older ones are no longer allowed to fly to most other countries because they violate the noise limits imposed by the EU and the West. Some have been put up for sale.

So we should not blame GEJ for this. I also do not see why we cannot afford to pick up another African President for a function. Nigeria is rich and can afford it. The issue is that only a few have colonized the wealth and it has not spread down to the populace.

Dem don come again. Gullible Nigerians.

Anyone who passed through the university should know who the Aromates are. However, their influence could not get to my school as the Neo Blacks were in full control.

I wonder which village school she was attending when Wole Soyinka was being made a Nobel Laureate.

marrsender04: POST OFFICE WILL SEIZE YOUR CARD IF ITS NOT COMIN THROUGH DHL,SINCE YOU DONT VE ENOF FUNDS TO COVER THE EXPIDITED SHIPPIN,BEST BET IS TRU YANKEE ADDRESS BUT SHIPPIN TO YANKEE IS DIFFICULT COS IF U USE NIGERIAN I.D THEY WIL NOT SHIP TO YANKEE ADDRESS EXCEPT NAIJA TRU REGULAR MAIL AND POST OFFICE WIL SEIZE IT COS THATS EFCC NEW RULE AND TO SHIP TO YANKEE MEANS U NID A SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER AND NO ONE WILL DO IT BUT ICAN GET IT FOR U BUT LETS C WHAT ABRITARAGE SAYS

Total rubbish.

OP, simply get $60 into your account and this will work. If you pay me a service fee PLUS the Naira equivalent of the $60 (160 X 60) = N9,600, I will effect it for you. Payoneer to Payoneer. Complete in 2 working days.

"My friend, REVISE this moto now before I fire you..." (policeman cocks his gun).

A true story in PH by the way..

Number one: they are obviously in front of a shop and not coming from any night vigil.
Number two: How do we know they are not husband and wife?
Number three: why do such silly posts make the front page?

NSNA: terrible, this evil rams should be dealt with.

Deploy Drones Now. like 50 of them just floating in the air.

never thought i would say the bolded

Waste of time. The military should evacuate and give the Bokites a sense of capitulation. When they surge back in, the Air Force should deploy a C-130 to drop the Aviation Thermobaric Bomb of Increased Power (ATBIP) at specific locations. That should completely vaporize every living thing within the blast radius of 300m.

Lord 'ave His meeerrrrcccyyyy!

Now this is completely overboard! Completely!

One twin has to be sacriced. How do they both live on one intestine?

obadiah777: WHILE THE WORLD STARVES. ARE WE SUPPOSED TO BE IMPRESSED BY THESE TWO COVETOUS DEMONS ? SMDH

Are you for real? Do you know how much Bill Gates has spent on malaria and HIV drugs for Africans? He bailed Nigeria out in 2004 when we were busy dishing out expired HIV drugs in our hospitals, a situation exposed by our journalists.

Then tell me, which Nigerian has created more jobs for his people than Dangote? He could as well have taken his money to carry out offshore investments or speculate in the financial markets like other billionaires.

How then do these two qualify to be called covetous demons? Ignorant fools like you just come here to yarn dust when hey know nothing! What nonsense!

While I can confirm that many of the major highways have improved, I do not know why the first poster put a picture of the Outer Northern Expressway (otherwise known as Kubwa expressway) as a picture to prove this. Why put up a road that is majorly located in Abuja?

Why not put pictures of the real roads we are talking of?

We lost once more due to technical ineptitude!

a) Who teaches these players how to tackle with two feet in 2013?
b) What was the goalkeeper thinking?
c) How did the defender get himself drawn into fouling a moving attacker?

Technical ineptitude.

Stupid goalkeeping!

Almost a second goal. Wow!

Kayode rams it home. GOAL!