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mobi5592: Hey stagger, lots of love for your priceless info. I got hooked with the wrong mobile number you displayed and have been trying to reach you ever since.

Please my brother i would like to buy the manual and other necessary information. I'll also appreciate an oppurtunity of talking with you. If it works out fine, paying a consultancy fee would not be a bad idea.

my email is mobi5592@gmail.com. Hope to hear from you.

Check your email for a message.

Very stupid girl.

So she expects to do drills in skirt and be exposing her haggard unclothedness to the whole world? Is something wrong with her head?

This is what the bible calls zeal without wisdom: complete foolishness!

As of now, Lagos centres do not have any materials for the biometric capture. It is a matter of driving around with the three forms and the teller of payment so that when you are stopped, you present these to the police.

I have never seen this type of nonsense in my life. Where is Osita Chidoka to stop this nonsense? How cna you bring a policy without thought as to the cost implications and logistics?

Illiterate MOD!

The OP made a mistake, and then you just copied it verbatim. U go school at all?

obowunmi: why will someone marry a grown man who is a gospel rapper? beats me!

Why not show us a picture of your wife then we can answer the question. Bad belle. U no know say shoe get size? They guy's wife is so fine and because you know you ain't got what it takes, you can only bad mouth.

Did he ask you for money to marry? Nonsense!

Kudos to Sunday Mba for showing that the homies still have what it takes.

The questions are too vague. They should be more specific to our Naija setting.

1) Is the lady/guy the type of person who easily gets provoked?
2) How are quarrels and disagreements handled?
3) Is the lady submissive?
4) Does the guy love his wife to the point where he can die for her? Is he sacrificial? Can he decide to trek under hot sun so his wife can have the only car to enjoy the A/c, or is he the type that colonizes the car while his wife jumps around town in public transport?
5) Can the woman take correction or is she the type that is forever shouting back at her man and putting him down publicly?
6) Does the man treat the woman as his help mate or as his subordinate or an article of property?
7) Is the man clean? SOme guys throw their underwear and socks everywhere and expect the jackey horse of a wife to always pick up after him.
Is the man a provider? Will his attitude change if his wife starts to earn more than himself or will he still measure up to standard? Will the woman become heady and uncontrollable when her earning power supersedes that of the man?
9) Can the woman cook and do basic domestic stuff in the house?
10) Is the man a stingy fellow?
11) What is the attitude of the man to his mother and what is the attitude of the wife to her father? This will determine how they relate to the opposing inlaws and to themselves.
12) What is the spiritual story behind both the man and wife? Does untimely death, poverty or some other negative stuff run in the family line?

There are too many important questions to ask. Forget all those stupid janded questions that have no meaning in the real modern day marriage setting in Naija.

Most Premiership Footballers Go Broke
Three out of five Premier League footballers go broke within five years of retirement, according to research by football charity XPro. Ex-Villa players Brad Friedel and Lee Hendrie are among high profile bankruptcies. Friedel ran up debts opening a US football academy and Hendrie owed £200,000 in taxes.

Despite earning an average of £30,000 a week, many footballers get bad investment advice. A further financial drain results from the fact that one in three gets divorced within a year of retiring.

Even if they manage to get some media work or on the after dinner circuit, income drops rapidly, but expenditure does not. Players often fail to put enough money aside to meet tax obligations.

In the Football League, players have never earned anywhere so near as much so they do not have expensive commitments. They buckle down and get jobs as taxi drivers or driving instructors which seems to be the modern equivalent of becoming a publican.

http://boards.footymad.net/forum.php?tno=31&fid=37&act=1&mid=2113106015

Now we wonder why Brad Friedel is still keeping at 41 years? Kanu should be very careful. Many athletes lost their money not really through excessive spending but on bad investments.

Is it the N500 per day being paid to Nigerians working on the railway projects being done by CCECC?

Are the jobs permanent jobs?

This information minister na real goat!

I am a Man U fan. Here is what happened.

a) Nani was obviously watching the ball all the way and was trying to control the ball.
b) The unfortunate contact with Arbeloa was purely accidental.

However, the FIFA rule under which the referee issued the red card clearly states that if a player makes a contact that is deemed to seriously endanger the safety and well-being of the opposing player, the referee has to issue a red card.

Clearly, the law was made to protect players and no human law is perfect. It does not take into account whether the contact was accidental or not. The overriding premise is "safety of the opposing player". So as much as I hate to admit it, the red card according to the present rules, was justified.

If that contact had been made to the Arbeloa's jaw or the back of his head for instance, we would have been talking something else. Footballers have died from such misplaced contacts accidental or not and there is nothing we can do about it.

OP, try and plant 5 trees for every 1 you cut. Otherwise you will not only have no trees to cut in 5 years, but you will have killed the environment, all the wildlife and everything that depends on those trees.

Not everything is about money.

The culture of cleanliness is something that has to be enforced because Nigerians will never imbibe it.

Check the power steering pump. It may have failed and needs replacement.

Nigerians like to use the excuse of lack of money to keep perpetrating behaviour worse than that of animals. Go to a typical slum in Lagos and ask yourself why human beings prefer living in such incredible filth.

Life is about planning. If Lagos is too expensive, get the hell out of that city and find yourself some place else to live in. My parents live in a state where a 3 bedroom flat is N100,000 per annum, and they have light 24/7. The same facility where I live in Abuja is N1.3million per annum. Yet people without any tangible means of livelihood will prefer to pack into Abj and be building slums which will sooner or later get demolished. Same thing in Lagos too.

We should stop being filthy and stop resisting positive change. Go to Abali Park area in PH. After the government drove all the traders off that area where the rowdiness was providing cover for these bad guys who were mugging and molestign girls and snatching their bags, they came back after three months. What does that tell you about the average Nigerian?

WE ARE TOO DAMN FILTHY!

frosbel: This Sunday in Church , take your 'Tithes' and Offerings to Church.

When the service gets to the Malachi 3 session, look for anyone around you who has real needs, and give your tithes and offerings to them.

Better still ask the ushers or pastors to ask the following people to come forward :

- Mothers who do not know where the next meal for the family will come from
- Fathers who have lost their Jobs
- Widows who have no husbands
- Orphans who have no parents.
- Students who are barely eating talk less of paying school fees
- Those who wear rags or who have no shoes
- the homeless and destitute.

Do not give it to the ushers or take it to the front of the church , give it to these people, these are GOD's children who have real needs, yes, they are the ones who need your money, your spare clothes and shoes, extra cars etc.

I repeat, do not give a dime to your church or pastor and let us see how they will react !!!!

That 10% is to be brought into the storehouse of God. The individual can give to the aforementioned from the generous 90% that God has allowed for us to use.

I don't recall a destitute or homeless person giving me breath of life or health and prosperity. Do not abrogate to yourself that which belongs to God. God is a jealous God and He cannot share His own with anyone else.

arowolo: I was indeed hard on you and I quite that you can also label anything since I was the first person to rubbish you.

However, the truth needs to be said. You see, when real people who are into the business see your write up and info they will easily get angry.

IF you plan to lift 500ltrs from the depot it won't help you except you combine with others who are also lifting theirs because the peddler driver will overcharge yu and thereby leaving with virtually no profit.

I am sorry for trying to spoil your business. After reading all over again, I stumbled to where you wrote that you have more details in your manuals. So, since I have not seen your manuals then I need to take a bow.

1986! Yes uncle, I was at pry 4. Thank God I am married now with a big boy.

Regards.

You don't know me, you never read the manual, you don't know my involvement in the petroleum sector. You should have cleared your facts before writing that stuff you wrote.

She should get ready to cut new keys for N100,000. That is why we have pockets and women have handbags.

arowolo: Seriously, when I did check on every post of this guy called Stagger; I discorvered that he knows nothing about the biz.

However, I believe also that he would have made a fortune out of the prospects.

Now Stagger, you mean you know how to lift DPK? and you are saying N500k will be enough? It shows you are not serious at all.

Anyone interested in doing Kerosene biz should contact 08090943894. If we can raise a minimum of N1,000,000, then we can pull out something.

That guy called stagger knows nothing about the biz and here's just out here to milk innocent people by giving out trash to them as manuals.

I do not waste my time on fools. Those who bought the manual and have started the business can attest to the benefit of the information that they got. Even the OP who was one of the first to start the business here was already up and running BEFORE acquiring the manual, so benefited from the extra information flow.

Besides, I have a valid license from DPR acquired in 1986 when you were still running around your neighbourhood in nappies, that is if you were born by then. I do not need to say more.

What a fool!

I got this timeless Holt's Radiator Coolant made by Lanre Badmus Industries for my Montero Sport. Hope it is ok.

Otunbaworldwide: Account detail for manual....Name- Alimi Yetunde Kafayat. Acct No- 0048642056. Eko Bank.

Anyone buying from this fellow is on his own. Besides, if it is discovered he has plagiarized my stuff, my lawyers are dutifully standing by to take the matter up. Thanks to bank's KYC arrangement, it is now very easy.

My favourite drinks back then were Green Sands Shandy and Provita canned drink. The we had Olu Jacobs in that wonderful Ribena commercial: "Ribena Children are healthy children". This was 1981/1982.

Then we had the NASCO Wafers that hit us in 1989 that drove all the kids in my neighbourhood on a stealing spree..pilfering their parent's ten kobo coins, 50kobo/one naira notes so as buy these wafers.

"Nasco wafers so good, you can't stop eating them.." And then of course I had my Trebor Luckies. Where did my childhood go? Disappeared so quick.

uched218: Nobody should be fooled, Oscar possibly had an irreconcillable issue with Reeva and felt taking her out under this intruder cover would resolve the crisis. By all reasoning he murdered Reeva
It' s a pity the court is being sympathetic with him granting him bail.

Weak motive. The only real way to prove any motive is to use the "jealous rage" argument. They were not married and no insurance money to claim. The guy has money. So what could possibly be a motive?

Unless the prosecution does something to prove a known history of physical violence or abuse which was reported to the authorities before, their case is weak. Even OJ who had a previous domestic battery conviction still got off free. It is very hard to prove premeditated murder in Oscar's case because all the other elements of spousal murder I have mentioned above are absent.

donchris999: You are the one thinking like a sheep. Guy, i have followed this case from day 1, infact, i listened to the judge's pronounciation of this bail which lasted for over 2hrs and i can authouritatively tell you how this case will end. Am aware his passport was ceased[/b], infact, the plaintifs claimed he have a housd in i italy which pistorius denied.[b] So, if your sister was shot four times by her boyfriend, you will have the guts to call a person a goat. After the first shot, oscar pistorius didnt hear her scream. To imagine that the judge said that the plaintiffs evidence of pre-medidated murder was weak. What does that tell you when the real case begins. Bro, pray your sister does not get killed in such manner by a lunatic, cos, you will change your tune. Sheep like you.[b][/b]

The bolded sentences are enough grounds to prove that you wasted your parents' money in the name of going to school. Look at your puerile arguments. THE LAW HAS NO PLACE FOR SENTIMENTS! If you know anything about law or have had the opportunity to be involved in legal proceedings, you will be in a position to understand. Clearly, you are thinking like a goat so this will be my last word for you.

Go and read and get enlightened. You can start by brushing up your English. Clean up all your misspellings, incorrect sentences, grammar and syntax and then come back here with a superior argument devoid of emotion. I speak three Nigerian languages and my English is still as perfect as can be. So I see no reason why you who spent at least 20 years of learning cannot communicate in the medium of expression understood by all learned Nigerians.

donchris999: I am really shocked at the bail granted this murderer called pistorius. Infact as i was listening to the judge read out his decisions and reasons on cnn, i couldnt believe myself when the judge said that the plaintiffs dont have enough evidence to base their case on pre-medidated murder. South africa's women are dumbasses. So they couldnt come out enmasse to protest this dubious bail granted to a murderer. South african women should realize now that it is still early that oscar pistorius case could set a precedence to men murdering their spouses in coldblood and going away it such a heinous crime. I cry for this world we are in. A man shoots a woman inside a bathroom four good times, i mean four good times without hearing her scream after the first shot. GOSH! I pity south african women, i weep for this world. Money buys power, power begets authority and authortiy brings infuence. The influential and affluential get away with anything why the poor and non-influential wallow in self-pity.

Listen to yourself thinking like a goat. Fellow had submitted his passport and where is he to run to in this world without a passport, without normal legs and with such a known face?

Unless the law expressly states that bail cannot be granted in murder cases (as is the case in Nigeria), there was enough ground to grant him bail.

You can go yourself.

My first car was a bad buy using a Nigerian Cotonou dealer who was even a pastor. Anyway, my God dealt with him in His own way and he is paying the price today even though I have since moved on. Never trust these people. Scumbags!