Islandboi: Anytime I want to have sex with my woman her kpekus is always dry no matter the romance. I will tease, lick & suck her bobby , lick her neck, suck her ears and do all kinds of romance for over 30mins before sex
She always get wet no doubt,but once I dive in and start thrusting, her pussy just dries up, making my dick stiff and very difficult to penetrate. I end up having bruises. What can I do pls?
Buy pears baby oil...use it for lubrication.its the cheapest available
While penetrating her always suck on her breast one at a time....
Move from her nipples to her ears and tell her plenty naughty loving tins....she would lubricate immediately
naijablood: I started observing this pattern since 2018 I was posted away from my then girlfriend to another state for NYSC hence couldn’t engage in serious relationship through out my service … but seriously that year was one of my favorite in terms of financial success. As a serving corper I was also working freelance for two different companies in Lagos … coupled with other gigs … I was in money After service met a lady and we kick off a relationship, within 2months of us into the love affair, I lost the two jobs as a freelance was done with service so had to start some money making venture, but was tough , well the relationship lasted four months. After three months of us breaking up I had a business idea, year 2020, got into it and within two months I made my first million was single for a year 2021 I met a lady and started meeting … and within a space of 6 months, i was back to square one… Early this year was tough and depressing, and by June, we were already having relationship problem, hence some space between us, but from September I notice some positivity, business took off I started saving up and by November I had to buy a property to compensate myself for a hardworking year .. Now my problem is I’m disturbed , this lady been asking for us making the relationship official .. but I’m scared loosing it all … I keep getting back to the ground when I’m in relationship… but will I be single for life … I’m just lost
I can relate so lemme advice you.
Firstly; congratulations you are a creative and have an inventive mind. There is a saying *have you seen a married inventor?*. E get why!
Nevertheless, this is what you must do and don't now. You must learn to make your relationship work with your activities or else you will struggle with your relationships for life.
In your next relationship, you need to find a timetable. The reasons for your misfortunes isn't diabolical but rather these girls are sucking life out of your three most important things
Your time Your small income Your creativity
Possibly you skip schedules because of the acrobatic sex.....you become tired......and you lack morale following the long weekend sexs....
Create schedules and stick to demmmmmm......
If it's time for work and one toto is blaring Infront of you....look away
If you have cash for a project and one Bobby is tempting U loooook away
You will be able to make these tins work....
Remember there is a reason ancient people do *sexual transmutation*
Whenever a man feels the sudden urge for sex..... If he doesn't masturbate, have sex......he can transmute that power to madt creativity.....
Why do monks stay off women
Why are footballers warned to stay off sex bfor serious matches
Why do people stay off ejaculations bfor big projects and then Bleep like rabbits after the projects? *Transmutation*
Learn to harvest this power rather than making it work for you....
lexylaw40: BREAKING: Emefiele Gets 72-Hour Ultimatum To Resign Or Be Sacked By Buhari 16 mins ago0 61,274 4 minutes read
The Central Bank of of Nigeria (CBN) Governor, Godwin Emefiele, has been issued a 72-hour ultimatum or be removed by President Muhammadu Buhari through the National Assembly.
The ultimatum was issued on Friday by over 30 civil society organizations following allegations of “terrorism financing and economic crimes” leveled against the CBN governor by Nigeria’s State Security Service.
The state service had sought permission to arrest and detain Emefiele to aid further investigation but was denied by a Federal High Court in Abuja on account of lack of sufficient evidence.
However, the National Youth Council of Nigeria (NYCN), the Citizens Network Against Corruption and Terrorism Financing and over 27 civil society advocacy groups have called on Emefiele to humbly resign or risk being disgraced out of office.
The groups said should the CBN governor fail to step down, they would be forced to demand his sacking by the President Muhammadu Buhari and the National Assembly.
“…if there is still a modicum of honour left in Mr. Emefiele, he should immediately resign and submit himself for security examination. We, therefore, offer the assistance of urging the CBN Governor – Mr. Godwin Emefiele – to immediately tender his resignation.
“And if he fails to do so within 72 hours, both President Muhammadu Buhari and the National Assembly should invoke the relevant laws to remove him,” the group said in a statement jointly signed by their respectives.
It added, “Mr. Emefiele is an economic disaster who has messed up every interventionist programme of the Buhari administration, including the Anchor Borrowers Programme and the credit facilities supposedly extended to Farmers through the Nigeria Incentive-based Risk Sharing System for Agricultural Lending (NIRSAL).
“For clarity, under his poor oversight the former Managing Director of the NIRSAL continued to stay in office over a 2018 allegation of corruption amounting to a princely sum of N5.6 billion. He was only removed from office last month after multiple protests and petitions to that effect.
“It is also under his direction, supervision and control that the worst Forex round tripping regime and scam in the history of Nigeria has been allegedly perpetuated. How then can such a man become an emergency saint and economic messiah simply because there is a credible question of National Security sabotage for him to answer?
“Yes, we must admit that there appear to be a coincidence between the maturity of the DSS investigation into his involvement in terrorism financing and the introduction of his military fashioned cashless policy (which was done without any consultation with critical stakeholders, including experts in the financial sector and the representatives of the Nigerian people).
“However, the DSS has never expressed, directly or indirectly, any disagreement with the legal and legitimate policies of the CBN. It is, therefore, unconscionable for anybody to infer that the DSS in doing its own constitutional duty is hunting Mr. Emefiele because of any policy. This is a mischief taken too far. Nigerians must not be deceived by it.
“Rather, Mr. Emefiele must be known for the economic disaster he has orchestrated. He must answer for the alleged crimes of treasonable proportion for which the DSS seeks his clarification of. It is a shame that a public officer of the standing of the CBN Governor wants everything to be politicized.
“Of course, we warned about this dangerous trend when he became partisan, openly aspiring for the Presidential ticket of the All Progressives Congress (APC), before he was forced to withdraw. Is there any Nigerian who still genuinely believes that Mr. Godwin EMEFIELE is not a partisan politician? And so, should it surprise anybody that Mr. Emefiele knows that he has crimes to answer to, but is simply polluting the public space with his trademark politics, while hiding under the headship of an independent and ordinarily non-partisan institution like the CBN?”
According to the CSOs, the Central Bank of Nigeria needs “a total, systematic and systemic cleansing” to preserve its sanctity as such, “not only should Emefiele resign or be relieved of his duties as CBN Governor, his deputies and current Directors of CBN should be investigated and all those found culpable should be sacked. The whole institution is in a mess.”
They urged President Buhari to critically look into the allegations against and invoke his powers under the law to sack the CBN Governor in case he refuses to immediately resign.
“But importantly, we urge the DSS to be unwavering in carrying out its National Security duties. No amount of blackmail or intimidation must make it backtrack from the truest and deepest professionalism that its duties require. They have our support and that of other patriots. Nigeria must remain safe, no matter whose ox is gored.
“Let us even seize this moment to salute the DSS for remaining focused and firm in the face of this organized campaign to blackmail the Service. More campaigns are coming. But the DSS must remain strong as long as it is working with the security facts at its disposal.
“We demand of the Federal Government to activate international protocols under the INTERPOL and get Mr. Emefiele back to the country to answer to his alleged crimes. For too long has he presented fake front and agenda to the president. This must not be allowed to persist.
“There are salient questions Nigerians are asking Emefiele at this critical juncture to wit: Are You A Terrorist? If You Are Not, Why Are You On The Run? Notable Nigerians Have Been Quizzed By THE DSS. Why Are You Hiding From Scrutiny? Can You Run The Central Bank Of Nigeria From Abroad? Is Mr. Emefiele too big to be quizzed and detained?”
The statement was signed by Solomon Adodo, President and Convener of the NYCN; Okpanachi Jacob, Convener, Civil Society Advocacy Groups for Accountability and Probity; and Balarabe Musa, National Coordinator, Citizens Network Against Corruption and Terrorism Financing.
Others are Suleiman Musa, Executive Secretary, Empowerment for Unemployed Youths Initiative; Igwe Ude-umanta, Director-General, Nigerian Youth Center for Leadership and Entrepreneurship Development, Gbolahan Adeyemi, President, Association of Artisans and Informal Workers, Chukwudi Oluoha, Executive Director, Coalition for Transparency and Accountability; and Friday Onuh, President, Independent Security Monitoring and Assessment Team
Well...
This is deep. People.would.stop at nothing to get what they want.
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[quote author=Bonzojoko post=119278374]a maximum of 128 devices can connect to starlink router at the same time. The further away you are from the starlink router, the lower the internet speed. Also the more devices connected to it, the lower the internet speed if those devices are actively using the starlink internet. Starlink internet kit(dish and router) also needs 24 hours electricity to function just like DStv. No electricity, no starlink internet
Power is not my problem at all. I have a device that can easily power any DC equipment 24/7
LordReed: Yes you can share it but 100 people might be too much. You'd either deploy a mesh type wifi or have them use fixed outdoor access points or wire it directly to them.
LordReed: Yes you can share it but 100 people might be too much. You'd either deploy a mesh type wifi or have them use fixed outdoor access points or wire it directly to them.
Wiring would be out of it for now.
Imagine placing it In hostel and attempting to charge students a little fee per usage? You understand the direction I am going??
2000 for a fair usage would sell very fast in naija. I want to key in early enough bfor the market becomes saturated.
myspace: Unreliable internet has always been an issue for me in Lagos. The best Internet Service Providers use Fibre Optics but have very limited coverage areas. So when I heard Starlink would be rolling out their Low Orbit internet service in Africa, It Immediately piqued my Interest.
I made a preorder for the service in May of 2021 with a refundable deposit of $99. I did this due to the projected rollout of the service by the end of 2021. I did not get any update from Starlink until early december of 2022. I was told to pay up a balance of $501 so my exquipment would be shipped.
8 days after making full payment, my Starlink Equipment was delivered to me by DHL. It is a plug and play device that is easy to install by following very simple steps on the manual. I mounted the dish on my compound, at a postion with good sky visibility and the device connected to an available Satellite within a few minutes.
My Internet experience is now the best I have ever had it, here in Nigeria.
Total cost of Equipment $600 Monthly Subscription for Unlimited Internet $43
God Bless Elon Musk God Bless SpaceX/Starlink God Bless Nigeria
Alusiizizi: If it's just lying around in his neigbhorhood on top ground instead of under it then it's worthless. From the looks of it my best guess would be that it's sand that has been subject to extreme heat without high pressure(notice the obvious porosity visually), for example lightning. Still worthless at any rate. Virtually all precious stones are forged under both extreme temperature and pressure.
Can he gather a bagful and send to me.
Lemme analyse them.
If they are worthless I can still pay you for your headache and use them as designs on wall
QuinModah: Recently I was informed of a case where an employee was accused of stealing. His department has no direct dealing with funds, and one wonders how he carried such an act. He was suspended immediately without any evidence, the investigation process was shady, and after two days he was arrested and told to provide the money he stole from the organization, or else would be charged to court.
He maintained he did not steal and the organization should carry out a proper investigation as he has no idea what is happening. While he was arrested they called in an expert to check his mail and other links for evidence and found nothing. He was locked up in the police cell for two weeks and was only released because the MD requested he resume work immediately.
Upon resumption, he was invited to the MD's office for an apology as their investigation showed the money was not stolen but the proper account was not done.
Now, he wants to sue the organization for unfair treatment and they are pleading for a settlement outside the court.
Should he listen to them or go ahead with it?
The negligence of proper investigation led to him being locked up in the police cell for two weeks with torture and humiliation. Also, his goodwill in that organization has been tarnished.
All of this could have been avoided if a proper Disciplinary Investigation was carried out. During disciplinary investigations do not assume what the resolve is until you investigate and have facts with evidence.
Despite every effort, even the best-run businesses may encounter disciplinary problems with employees from time to time. There is no perfect organization, hence the need for policies and procedures that aid best practices.
Although it is always best to focus on effective management practices and preventative measures, having clear and fair disciplinary procedures is a good first step in avoiding difficult employment tribunals.
It is advisable to have a detailed policy in place to address various disciplinary issues, and when there is an issue, especially a case or Gross misconduct, The HR Head should ensure due diligence is carried out to the letter so that no one is accused wrongly.
Please let me know your thoughts on the previous story of the young man accused of stealing would you advise him to settle out of court or sue the organization?
specialofficer: Good day guys, this story actually happened to my neighbor, she's a POS operator, she sent 2 girls to go to the ATM to withdraw money for her so that she can use the money for her pos business, this isn't the first time she'll be sending them..
The girls went to the ATM and called the POS operator that they seized her card and bank said they can't give them the card and she has to come to the bank to get the card, so my neighbor rushed to the bank only for customer care representative to tell her that the card isn't in the bank, before you know it my neighbor was debited 150k from a POS , that means someone used her card to debit the money.
The problem now is the girls said ATM seized the card and bank are saying they didn't seize any card, my neighbor demanded for CCTV footage, bank showed her when they 2 girls were on quoque but didn't agree to show her the complete footage of the CCTV, that is to know if they actually seized the card, bank are claiming that they didn't seize the card but why can't they show us the complete footage? It's possible that someone from the bank took the debit card and withdrew the money and they're trying to cover for the person because I don't know why they're refusing to show us the complete footage..
Another scenario is that the girls planned it and Gave someone the ATM to go to pos and withdraw the money, my neighbor was able to track the POS people because she too is a POS operator and they told her that it was a guy that came to withdraw the money, now what I'm thinking is that the girls gave the guy the pin and ATM card because it's not possible for the guy to know the pin just like that without someone telling him the pin, but another thing that is confusing us again is that bank that is refusing to show the complete footage for us to ascertain if they truly seized the card.
My neighbor don't want to lock up the girls because they're her church members but 150k is a lot of money. Nairalanders please we really need your help, how do we go about this? Moderators please move this to front page so more people can give insights
Modified: According to the girls, immediately the card was seized by the ATM, they told security and security directed them to customer care, my neighbor asked the security and he confirmed but this is Nigeria anything can still happen, it's either an Insider in the bank or the girls
Adelexus0: Pls I need advice on how to make bone meal for Livestock using cattle bones. I was gifted a few bags of raw bones from a friend who slaughtered 3 cows for a party. I'm planning to burn and mill it into bone meal for my poultry. I need someone to put me through on this. Thanks
I was just thinking aloud, would it make sense if we created a WhatsApp, Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, etc group solely for RENEWABLE ENERGY Platform for Nigeria and it's Environs?
I foresee a lot of benefits in doing so which includes but not limited to:
> Job creation throughout renewable energy industries. > We can become role players in the Renewable Energy Sector and not just DIY customers of Importers. > Ability to screen or filter out fake renewable energy products flooding our markets by boycotting them totally and advising the public on which products are genuine or not. > Ability to have a GOD FEERING PRICES of Renewable Energy Products from importers and franchise holders.
You can add to the list.
I strongly believe that someday we should be able to compete with other countries in this RNEWABLE ENERGY as an alternative to grid power struggle. Because our sun is just burning our skins and wasting away. Most of the countries where these inverters are made don't even have up to 5 sun hours daily throughout the year. And yet we are depending on them to manufacture for us to scamper.
Let's think this through and pen down our thoughts here.
litaninja: This is already a group here with ready access to anyone willing to open a free account. What efforts will be directed to any other group that can't be directed here? What difference would it make? And why spread out already thin resources over a larger surface area?
How can we meet online and discuss. We can join heads oh
anjum2dawood: Brother, in as much as 50k na huge money , but I will advice u, let it slide, na business gone bad , Move on, learn from itMy 2 koboBrother, in as much as 50k na huge money , but I will advice u, let it slide, na business gone bad , Move on, learn from itMy 2 kobo...
Haba not fair... Of he moves on then Nairaland would fall! I have done a fifty million naira deal on Nairaland and it didn't go down. Same time, the person I was dealing with was being dragged wotoporusly somewhere else!
You're a Scammer. Please you all should be wary of him
Bro calm down first. Trust me Ur 50k should be your priority here and not calling him a scammer.
If you replace a good battery on that phone it will come up and you will be free of this whole wahala. Trust me ...... Nothing you will gain from calling him a scammer a thousand times.
Focus on your goal of this thread; *a solution and it should be putting your phone back in good shape*
Goalty01: That was when the phone was still coming and got a buyer for it.
You delayed sending me receipt for calling you out on Nairaland. Before you could send the receipt. The phone went off completely. And the intended buyer wasn't interested again.
You have been using delay tactics on me.
Bro did you or have you changed the battery before it went off?
I must tell you that if you haven't then it's most likely the battery that died!
Try changing it. I am currently trying to get a battery for an Amazon fire phone
Igemburg: Yes" I asked what do you want" and I needed your answer. 1. I proposed I order for the battery and you send it down and I will replace it, all cost on me, I didn't ask you to pay. 2. You said someone have it around your side, and you told me the cost, I have not denied to pay, but the cost is on the high side, but we never conclude.
You were only dangling in between the options. And because you didn't got my reply on time, you assumed I don't want to reply again. You might have all time to chat but am at work and I can't reply you as fast as you think I should which I told you.
Even if you feel I don't want to reply, do you try once to call? At least to show if am avoiding you?
And you called me a scammer!!! Way too much please.
Am sure there are peeps that have known me on NL over a long period of time, I have sold over 30 phones on NL and no one ever call me out.
That is how someone want to spoil jboixx reputation on the Xiaomi thread, ThankGod we that know him quickly intervene and the person couldn't even talk again.
PLEASE LET'S GET OUR FACTS RIGHT BEFORE DRAGGING ANYBODY. "I WON'T SPOIL MY REPUTATION OR BUSINESS BECAUSE OF 50K!!!" . . . . . . .MY SECOND REPLY.......
PLEASE nigga, what do you want!!! Choose from my solutions and stop this thing you are doing.
To me, you don't know what you want
This phone is with you now I think over 3 weeks Last week you said you don't want anything that I should just send you receipt and you will sell to someone else which I did.
Abeg I need Amazon firephone.
My own also went off. Its the battery that died. How can I order the Amazon fire phone battery please
Some guys are just so evil, in fact I've called him and told him how disappointed I am. This guy na my neighborhood nigga, there's this girls that came to an event place in my area for a party, I think they where this party ushers, the others left after two days of the event they came for, so this girl couldn't get anyone to give her cash for transport, she then met this guy in a bar behind were they were lodge( After the landlord sent her out)...
This useless guy offered to give her the 30k she needs to return to ekiti where she came on the condition that he will bleep her all tru the night , out of desperation she agreed, after everything this guys sent her out without paying her...
I could remember that same day the girl was there I came visiting him and I saw the girl in his sitting room, we just greeted casually.
Now after the guy sent her out, she might have seen me enter my house which is closer to that of the guy, she sat at the gate and my neighbours asked her who she was looking for and she described me , so they came and called me cos it was getting dark, so I went out and was shocked to saw her, out there she narrated everything to me, guys!!! I was mad, I never knew that was how irresponsible the guy was.
she has no where to sleep so I allowed her to sleep in my apartment. Guys she billing me to help her with the cash and that shes ready to do anything I want(If u see this lady on question, she's talk chubby with big front side and back side).
I told her I can't give her that cash(I have the cash but I no want be her maga), I'm sited outside now, I just went in a few minutes ago guys! what I saw was very tempting that I just had excuse myself from the house, immediately I told her to sleep in the room while I sleep in the sitting room to avoid any form of temptation.
I can give her even 40k but I want something else I can ask her to do in return without having sex with her!!! i just feel irritated knowing say that my guy for area son Bleep her tire all tru the night. As I'm typing now she's inside the house waiting for me to come in.
Guys I want her to think differently about me, I don't want her to say all guys are the same. I need your advice!!!!
redbull5: hmm, there was a night he brought one of the girls home, then i was listening to a message titled "common sense for single people". I made sure it was loud enough for the girl to hear. Guess wot, he came the next morning and warned me to stop that thing i did last night. I'm sure the girl after listening got out of the mood. The guy no come see p***y knack. Now when he brings the girl, he comes to greet me first to let me know that i should not play that message at that time.
Papertrail11: Baited 89 top bar hives this last week too was stressful setting it up
Would recheck it this week to see if they are fully baited
Nice seeing more beekeepers in Nigeria, we really need to run numbers and displace Kenya, Uganda, Ethopia, Russia and most esp Ukraine as the top beekeeping countries doing export numbers.
Are you available for Training? Let's chat please 09125060953
MideMrPossible: Though I've been using "we" in most of my sentences but in reality, it's only me in here. My routine, wake up, feed birds, feed animals, clean their house, work on the ranch, make videos, edit, think about what next, engage people online and rest. Like this morn, I've lawn a portion on the ranch and the goat house is now we'll visible from the admin block.
Looking forward to requesting corp members to create some memories together during their service year and at the moment, I'm just a fore-runner.
Romance › Re: My Woman Kpekus Always Dries Up! by stanvesco(m): 8:19am On Dec 27, 2022
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