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PunkyVeer:
I know what I wrote, mofo. What I am not going to do is to write according to YOUR liking or according to how you think I should compose my words. I reiterate, go JINGLE your balls- for no other reason other than "jingle" sounds so much better. You're acting as a part-time invigilator, slash, part-time thought police. No pay. Seriously, getcho life!

You've now been given an official Bleep off. Ciao, dyckhead

Hahahahahahahahahahah. Roarrrrrrr! Hehehehehehehehehe...

PunkyVeer:
Good. Now get a life. Get a hobbie. Or go jingle your balls for all I care. Just stay away from my mentions. Kapisce?

Correction time

1. Juggle your balls*
Example- juggle your jugs. Bells jingle while you're most likely going to juggle balls.

2. Capiche?*
Example- your written english sucks - capiche?

Now you run along. Next time don't insult my handsome uncle.

mayorkyzo:
Late 30's and you still living with ya sister..if you have gotten ya own apartment that would have being ya younger brothers' room you staying..so give it a thought..he's 22years old not a kid...

Late 20's. Give the guy a break. Country hard...


PS: why is everyone saying late 30's abi did op modify his earlier post?

PunkyVeer:
You don't like what I said? Tough. Nigga, I owe you no explanations. Niks. Nada.

I didn't expect one from you 'biatch' - none. Nada!

Let him keep his bag in the corridor and be dressing in the bathroom but you can't send him out of the house as its not your home as well.

Late twenties ehn? May God open doors and enable you get your own place soon. By the way, the fact the young chap used condom should be commended.

PunkyVeer:
This girl got herself a meal ticket of a lifetime. She's already globetrotting in style. I still wonder how she feels waking up to THAT every morning *shudders*

He is a 'that' abi? Show me the fly or ant you created. Okay show me the piece of paper abi polythene bag you made.

Oloshious fellow. Make Osho toast you now, you go fall yakata. Money loving soul...

shortgun:
That's what you get when you are married to a clingy and a possessive woman.

We just have to find a way to blame a woman abi?

Sour grapes! You must not win all the time.

I see it all the time; nothing new there.

@ lucilicious happybirthday doll. I don't know how old this picture is but please never allow them part your weavon in front like that again. It is so 1999.

Happybirthday again.

Chibuhealth:
See this one ooo! Dey there make pant dey wear you. Hence he is ur hysband, give him everything both front and back, ontop and angle 90 even angle 360. Nawaooo... Wen u reach church you do church own. Don't spoil ur marriage. Lekwanu m anya biko nu? Who your speaking in tongue don help?

Really? An.al? Is that right? Will he let me stick it up his backside too? Please people be reasonable here.

Absolutely loveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee the song. I loved the original and i totally love the remix as well. Thanks for making me watch the video.

I always believed the song deserved more than what it got initially; so much so i've always had it in my phone. I loved some of Vector's lines in the original song too ...your history go be like Ivan Ikoku my guy...

Teempakguy:
and so?

...and so you don't know if he beat her silly after she scratched him. Don't make him out to be a sissy.

Teempakguy:
sorry? I guess?
The truth is I was really annoyed by this whole thing. I can't believe the only thing he did was to break up with her. I feel that isn't enough. She deserves something fiercer. Perhaps retaliation . . . or even better, he could drag her to court. A few years in jail for her would make me feel better.

There is not enough justice here. It's infuriating.

Do you know what he did in his own house after this? Do you expect him on instagram to say if he beat her or not. Depending on the crowd you roll with, do you know its no longer cute to say you hit a woman?

Nigeria has really changed. Those good old days they hang or shoot people up and down - no shaking!

We have come a mighty long way. These days the courts are scared to even sentence someone to death for a heinous crime.

Even gov nor wan sign or attest to the execution...

Indeed times have changed

emmyz09:
plenty challenges encountered but i finally left the farm as heavy flood destroyed all me efforts

Wow! You learn with every experience I guess. All the best in your next...

freakthingz:
Hmmm ah he shouldn't have insulted now

principle is good but apply it with tact

i'm sure if he told them to stop kissing instead of abusing he would still have his job

No he wouldn't have. That is abroad not Nigeria. That was someone's personal life and being gay is not a crime in Canada. You mind your business when you're abroad. Hope you learn too. Hold your ear and say 3 times "obodoyibo nor be Naija!"

lolly2pops:
My dad is + and my mom is -. So yes, it is possible. He's been living with the virus for 10 years but lately tests reveal he is negative. He continues taking his meds as before.

Very bold of you to share this. Truly HIV is no longer a death sentence as many believed in times past. God bless your parents union.

Maintech:
That one na serious matter but being HIV+ is far better than having diabetes or cancer.

Or ebola...

@Bkings, your cousin is very very strong. If na me since that last November raw nacking go don stop. I can't shout oh.

Anyways it is very possible, same stuff happened to someone I know. Usually the man may have been playing away. Your cousin should be fine though. HIV is no longer a death sentence as long as dude takes his drugs. HIV free children are also possible to get from such union. Good luck to them.

kilode100:
Why not? I fit even born for am to secure my position for life.

You are a bad girl.

castroevans:
Meet Paris (Female) and France (male)....
I love Paris so much, she is smart, intelligent and obedient. Knows when to bark and wen to keep shut and I must say i'm proud of her. One thing that amaze me is the fact that Paris and my girlfriend don't see eye to eye, Weneva my girlfriend comes around, Paris becomes uncomfortable. Meanwhile, France is a total opposite of Paris. France is very rude, disobedient and dull. Thinking of disposing him soon.

Absolutely gorgeous dogs.

Children are blessing. Children will always be blessing. God bless Mrs Uche and her family.

Mr Uche are you still ashamed? Please come home and apologise. Your wife and children are waiting for you. She has forgiven you so forgive yourself.

My heart bleeds for this lady truly bleeds. According to a family friend who schooled with Emma at FEDIBEN, she says those girls (Emma and her sister) were well behaved girls. They were quiet and studious. Its a shame what marriage did to this woman.

Ladies please be careful; all that glitters aint gold.

peppyluv02:
Everybody is a relationship expert these days even those from broken homes and marriages. Even kids!

Excuseeeeeeeeeeeee meeeeeeeeeeee! Hold it right there. What do you mean by broken homes and marriages? I take exception to that statement!

God uses the foolish things of the world to confound the wise. I am not saying be dropping your life history everywhere but anyone can learn anything and YES even from someone who has had a failed marriage. What if someone's mum is no more. What if someone's mum is a single mother (not widow?)

I'm sorry but this goes against the purpose of this thread.