No 7 is not a prank o

I learnt to write my Name and matric number at the end of the exam because if some people dub u ehn, dem go write everytin on ur booklet including personal info which may put one in serious trouble.

GEJ is a specialist in failure

For what na

u MST be a defender or a midfielder bcs a striker knows wat to do in dis case.
how was or neco result dude?

chidiezeh:

To be frank wit u, men don't hv issues doing such tins, d issue is wen ur wife see it as ur responsibility and tell u wat to do.

Im at work now and you chose not to include my job in your list, no problem, continue.

The grand question is, would our vote ever count?

Nigerians have this mysterious faith that had failed over time, that things will be different this time around ( this will be our year ) like liverpool and Arsenal fans. This had failed to yield any favourable result except you have an uncle in Abuja.

I lost my faith in Nigeria a long time ago, as far as i am concerned, there was a country called Nigeria.

Azikwe and co, who were even very honest (when u place them side by side with the current administration) and impacted positively on people's life decieved my grand parents

Shagari and co decieved my parents

Should i also allow Jonathan and co decieve me and this generation? should i allow them?

Anyone who has a contrary view may go ahead and vote bt me o, i am waiting for the divorce of this marriage that has never worked and that was never meant to be in the first place.

Wetin be that thing wey him carry for hand?

I think say na church be that

ladymichael:
I really need advise from especially the men

My colleague is gonna be 35 in a few months and is not married or even have toasters. She has reached a point where she doesn't even think about it.
She says she sometimes asks herself on why she's still single and concludes that maybe she's not supposed to ever marry.

I really feel sorry for her but don't know how to advise her.

Please what could be the issue? Abd how to I advise her?

A matured lady once told me, as a lady ur number of toasters reduces with age. Btw 18 to 25, some gals get like 10 toasters per day. Btw 26 to 30, it reduces and so on. She said at some point, it will be as low as 1 toaster in 6 months, Its dat bad.

My question for the lady in view is, wat was she doing with her toasters 10 years ago?

Most times, ladies play away their husband, while fantasizing abt stones dey throw away their jewel.

While luck smile on some, its harsh on others. In that, some ladies have jst that one lucky chance to have a successful marriage and raise a happy family, just one golden chance, bt some have more than one chance, like 3 to 5 depending on the case.
If a lady with jst one chance blow it away in the mud no be wahala be dat?

There are things the older generation failed to pass on to this generation, this is jst one of them.

If there exists a relationship anywhere that doesnt involve arguement, it is a classic expression of the word"pretense"

Any partner who rebukes you wheneva u attempt to query a particular tin doesnt respect you and is a glorified bully.

But too much arguement is equally bad and wrong.

When a partner picks up arguement everyday and everytime, e no good

When heated arguments become the norm, sometin is wrong

Unibenstudent:
1)having @ least 1 million in ur account

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2)having strength for sexual performance

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3)no manual experience or tertiary degree

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4)if u don't love the gal,love is different from like

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5)u have not finish your womanising escapades

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6)u have no friend or sibling or elder that can help u in financial crises

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7)You must attach yourself and girl to a society eg church or mosque.

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Add yours or subtract yours

No 1 is funny.

You are in other words saying guys shouldnt get married. How many guys get 1 million for dia account, How many, i dey ask u?

Some men may never gather a million Naira in their entire lifetime, are u saying dey shdnt get married, Haba and we keep talking abt matured single ladies.

Why is it so hard for some people to detach themselves from an EX?

Some people were never ready for marriage, they were unconsciously forced into

What i dont understand is this: why is God always calling our pastors to big cities and countries? What about rural areas and villages?

Its a serious problem

Why is it hard for christians to go to any God believing church, like the ones close to their houses but would rather spend loads of money transporting themselves to some church across town?

Arent we serving the same GOD?

You forgot to include "I DONT KNOW"

Dotunwa:
Pls a friend of mine is in dear need of 'Matured and serious advise'. I told him ill post his problem here and he can read your comments so pls sincere advise only.
He got married to this smart, intelligent and beautiful young lady almost 4yrs ago. They are blessed with a baby girl and both are gainfully employed.
The problem now is that she waste foods, is very absent minded and has depreciated sexually. If my guy complains she will say sorry but there will be no change. This has been going on for almost 3yrs now and k guy is very tired. I dont kno wat to say to him cos im a mutual friend to both of them, but as a man i feel for my guy and whatever happens will affect my lady friend and this little angel( their daughter).
Pls help!

complaining doesn't get anything done, he shd school her on how to manage tins

The point is this lamentable misdemeanour is unconsciously learnt. It is seen as part of civility and it almost lead to an unwanted protracted singleness in them.

This days, calmness and humilty is seen as weakness and immaturity while e-madness, pride and unecessary display of hell-standard anger, and to a large extent e-prostitution is celebrated

You are single dude

Benwems:
Hi mates, I have been dating her for more than a year now. Each time my GF sees her male friend she would leave me and start gisting with him. She would not stop gisting with them until I tell her I would like to leave or draw her attention and this get her angry. I usually intrude or interrupt her discussion with her male friends after 10-15 mins. Plus she does not bother introducing me to the male friend. She says that she does not see anything wrong with what she is doing and that am just been childish. She said I should grow up because of this issue. Please nairalanders, what are your opinion to this issue?

You have been single all along dude

AccessME:
Please advise me there are 3 on my agenda right now and I don't know the one to choose and this is getin me woolly day in,dayout
Dear nairalanders pleas need your help on this particular scenerio on ways to locate the best out of the rest.

Guy, you have invited confusion into your life.

Whatever was on ur mind when you were wooing 3 gals is the real definition of confusion.

Why wud you date 3 gals at the same time and not think u are rehearsing adultery.

Carry your cross bro

jennykadry:


Sure tell that to those philandering and violent husbands.

Marriage is about togetherness/oneness, having a contrary opinion is a sure way of destroying a home.

Destroying a marriage is a gradual thing just the way a student fails gradually right from the 1st day in school.

Honestly, to have a successful marriage, you need the right mindset.

The major reason for failed marriages is when a particular partner still thinks and acts like he/she is still single.

Hope55:
am not a fan of dis crazy guy at all... *vexed*

http://www..com/2014/11/denrele-madness-is-now-worse-lmao-guys.html

Derele's madness is now raise to power infinity

jennykadry:


No don't throw it on me. Answer me, is separation in your own dictionary defined as a couple worshiping in two different churches?

Ur response to " what dos the 2 shall become one means" will absolutely ansa ur question

Kimmo:
Bloody unfair. But I don't suppose they'll be interested in the type of men who would go after a cleaner. I don't mean that as an insult, to either profession, but these are two different kinds of women.

In other word, female cleaners were not created by God and only low-end guys go after them.

In case you missed it, humility pays

jennykadry:


Lmao..... And separation in your own dictionary is worshiping in two different churches?

You no get talk

Pls wat dos seperation/division in marriage means to you?

ukandi1:
This is d origin of d crisis in my marriage..
If u don't like ur husband's church, why marry him? Love is never enuf, never ever.

Did you read this?

Why invite seperation in of any kind?

jennykadry:


Then marry a man who would understand this and let you worship elsewhere.

Any man who allows you worship wherever you like either doesnt knw wat marriage entails or will never be in charge of his home.

Why would you allow seperation in your home, " the 2 shall become one " is the rule not otherwise.

I will say it again, if you wanna go ur way dont bother to get married.

Marriage it not meant for everyone.

BreezyRita:
When couples get married, who follows who where??
Does the woman have to attend the husband's church?? Can it ever be the other way round?

The norm is the woman following her husband, but what if you love a man but you're not okay with his denomination??

Honestly, marriage is not meant for everyone. If you dont want to submit to ur husband pls dont bother to get married

molason:
It's a growing trend in our tertiary institutions for ladies to permanently move in with their boyfriend and live what is popularly known as 'Couples life'. It's funny to see ladies spend their accommodation fees on keeping this so called couples life together. Not only that, they spend most of their time washing and cooking for this so called guy and also at night service his bed though they but enjoy the sex. In this process, the girl might get pregnant and several abortions are carried out, all to the detriment of the lady, academic status drop and even social status drops because most friends won't want to visit her because she now lives a premature married life. After all these awful occurrences they guy dumps her, then she will now have the nerve to say 'ALL GUYS ARE THE SAME' Neglecting the fact that she gave herself out cheaply in the first place. It's high time ladies woke up and give themselves respect, PACK OUT OF THAT HOSTEL OR HOUSE NOWWWWW! Reactions Pls!!!.

They will never listen to you dude, dont bother yourself

Girls never really understand things like this until they cross 35 and still single

IfyAwazie:
Yes. If u marry ur soulmate.

Soulmate? Dnt be decieved, It dosnt exist.

This is one of the reasons for unhappiness in marriages

Forget the fantacy and leave nollywood

nomabeeee:
I have been having this argument with someone. Is sexual desire a sin? I don't really have something tangible to say about it. I really want to know what people think about this. I really hope I will get to have an answer to my question. So I plead with everyone to give matured and biblical comments. God bless you as you do. *Waiting*

Sexual desire or sexual urge is not a sin, but, its a big but, i should break it down.

Your response, reaction and understanding of the subject has a lot to do with the prism through which u are dissecting it.

Generally, people dont see anything wrong in sexual desire, it is considered as being natural, and thats viewing it from the secular or social angle.

Now i wil dwell more on the Spiritual perspective, Sex is more than physical in the 1st place.

Whats the source of the sexual desire/urge u are talking about? Are you referring to lust?

Is it the sexual desire you get when you look at an induvidual who dressed indecently?

Is it the sexual desire you get when the thought of some x-rated pic u saw played out in ur mind?

What will the sexual desire result to, is it sin?

Are you married?

The fact is, if you keep ur mind busy enough and u are filled with the holy spirit such immoral desires wouldnt cross ur mind?

Even if it does, it should be managed and shouldnt be allowed to lead to sin.

eminentme:
I am a kinda guy that girls always find loving and interesting being with. In less than eight months, I have dated six girls. I don't take pride in it BUT I 've noticed one thing and this peculiar to the whole girls I've dated; they stick to me when I don't have money but the moment I start spending on them, they change negatively thereby leading to a break up. Pls I need advice on this cos it's getting me worried. Could it be that it's not my destiny to spend on any girl cos anyone I spend on, will just go away,,,pls I need advice.

If no be lie u dey lie o abeg go any cele church or find ur way to Ikotun for TB Joshua church

If no be lie u dey lie o