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privatetisa:
As a Physicist, I teach/lecture, carry out scientific, engineering and m;thematical researches in personal lab and with research institutes; write books (fiction and science textbooks); do computer programming; and I'm short of time to be able to do all that my scientific prowess has given me the capability for.

My brother b4 giving advise u should first of all state if u r a nigerian n then if u r actually living in nigeria. 1. there is no established physics lab in the country.2. the only job u can get as a graduate of physics is to teach secondary schools cos all the universities are only recruiting msc holders.3. in nigeria it is paramount for all graduate of physics to hv atleast an m.sc b4 thinking of a mouth watering job except he or shegets a banking job or is able to secure graduate trainee program in an oil firm. I am speaking out of experience cos I am a graduate of physics with a very good grade I hv surfed the Internet well enough to know that this guy am quoting isn't living in nigeria

Jenny1010:
Most people often think that rape is only when there is an element of force, coercion or threat on the victim. The law says any person who had sexual intercourse with a girl without her consent has committed the offence of Rape. This means having sex with a sleeping or intoxicated girl had amount to rape. Some guys even stupefy a girl's drink in other to have their way. This type of rape is often difficult to prove absent of consent, thereby most girls don't even bother to launch a complain to the police.

My Story ( The trick)

This guy had been asking me out for sometime, yesterday evening I decided to give him a shot. He took me to a nice bar somewhere around town. As we got seated, he ordered for a bottle of alcoholic wine. I told him I don't have a head for alcohol (which is a lie), that a little sip might make me tipsy (big lie), except he will promise to take me home if I get tipsy. He promised me that he will take me home. As we got drinking, this dude keep telling me how much he love me and want me to be the mother of his unborn kids, and that he will never hurt me, that I should give him a chance blah blah blah... He looked so innocent, charming and convincing. I told him to give me sometime to think about his proposal.

After emptying several glass of wine, at a point I decided to start the trick to test him, I started acting like I was drunk. I started talking out of point, dangling my head and making awkward hand gestures. He was convinced that I was drunk, yet he was still persuading me to drink more. At that moment I knew he was up to something, but I need to be sure. I took more glass of wine as he requested, after that I increased my acting. At a point he decided it was time to go , he held me as we were walking out toward his car i was staggering . As he help me into the car, he slightly touched my boobs. He did it to look like it was a mistake, but I knew he wanted to confirm my state of intoxication, so I didn't bug. As he gets into the car and drove the car, I pretended to have dozed up. At a point he stopped the car, got out and rushed into a pharmacy shop, I was just lying there like I was deep asleep with my eyes slightly open peeping at him. I guessed he was buying condoms , but I wasn't sure.

The next stop was in front of a hotel, he got down again and rushed inside. I guessed he went to book a room. He got back , helped me out of the car and inside the hotel. As we got to the reception, I decided the acting was enough, I forcefully pulled myself away from him, I called him a bloody liar , a rapist and all other hideous names I can't even remember. He was so astonished to see my eyes wide open. I also castigated the receptionist , I asked her how could she be their and watch a man drag an unconscious girl into a room . I even threatened to call the police to arrest them both. After that I walked out of the hotel gallantly leaving him there ashamed of himself. I took a taxi back home.

This is the 7th guy I have used this trick on , and they all failed woefully. The moment you start acting like you are intoxicated, the demon beneath the handsome, cool loving guy comes out to manifest. This got me thinking, are all guys rapist ? Is there any guy out there who can take an intoxicated girl to her house , without trying to take advantage of her condition? May God help us all.

silly you, in your mind u r a great actress like mercy Johnson abi please tell me na hunger na make u dey follow guys n my guess to expensive restaurant and after eating u form drunk abi n in ur so called chicken mind u think u are wise pls if u r hungry jst tell us so that we at nairaland might contribute to ur welfare n nt for u to come here to display ur unequivocal wisdom in stupidity.

Pidggin:
It takes a lot of self-control (especially for men) to have access to porn and not use it. If he already had a smart phone before the laptop, you may be dealing with an addict, so beating him may not fully solve the problem.

I am still trying to figure out why it is essential for a 14year old boy to have a laptop or smart phone even though you said it was for study. We are not that technologically savy here, kids are still being taught by teachers and given text books for added knowledge. That said, if you choose to live like a westerner, then you are sure to face a lot of the problems they deal with too.

You did well by taking the laptop, but he also has a smart phone you need to take too, tell his dad about it and both of you should figure out what to do. I suggest you find something productive for him to engage in e.g. regular sporting activities, or anything productive that he likes should be encouraged to help him live a more meaningful life.

well spoken, God bless you till ur 13th generation.

ConfessionsNgr:
What could have made my teenage son interested in sex at his age when he should be serious with his studies? He is 14-years-old and in SS1. This is a boy brought up in a good Christian home. Maybe the mistake was the laptop his dad bought for him. We had thought it will aid him in his studies but he is using it for something that could destroy his future. I’m so sad about it. That night, I was hearing some sound from his room around 11PM and I could understand what it meant. So I tip-toed to his room and saw him engrossed in the porn movies he was watching. I was so furious; I beat him and seized his laptop. I later got to know he was introduced to porn by a class-mate of his. I told him I’m changing his school. He has been begging me not to tell his dad when he returns from his trip but I feel his father should be aware of the whole thing. Parents out there, how can I check this situation?


Posted anonymously on www.confessionsnigeria.com
http://confessionsnigeria.com/post/203/i-caught-my-14-year-old-son-watching-porn

At that age he is trying to discover what been a man is all about. As u caught watching porn simply means he has also started masturbating cos the 2 evils go hand in hand. The easiest way to cub this is by u his parents to play the good cop and bad cop. As a boy would hardly share his secrets with his mum I suggest u play the bad cop by reporting him to his dad then the dad will seat him down and have a man to man talk with him that will not involve shouting or harsh caution, if ur husband plays his part effectively he will easily forgive u. but, first thing first, what the hell is an ss1 student doing with a laptop is that ur excuse of not helping him do his assignment.. dis is Nigeria my friend act like a Nigerian parent for christ sake. seize his laptop and return it only in his 100level. I hope my words can help u solve the issue at stake.

kenwizi:
Am actually using BlackBerry passport but Base on fear and snaping from inside car, pics no gree clear, so bros abeg no vex..but if u still vex go call police..lol

sorry u wan talk say na c1?. because atimes c1 fit look like blackberry passport oooo. na children u feel say gather for nairaland wey u feel say no know the quality of blackberry passport camera. u title the story as hilarious picture all the way from warri bt the picture no even fit make my nephew laugh so na dis b d picture or u mistakenly upload anoda 1 cos I still dey wait to smile talkless of laugh.

And with all these he is still 23yrs old. Naija no go fit stop to lie even for a second

Y are Nigerians always looking for ways to show their stupidity. the title goes " jonathan pictured about to enter a jet" AND SO WHAT!!!!!!...... how does dis make any news. OP ur head dey shake

8. Do like falconey and write it on Nairaland acting as if u know a shit about how to control a guys emotion when u r actually facing his boots. mtcheeeewwwww

attacker231:
Bros, He is getting paid for his job but you are ranting and cursing for free on nairaland. Who is now the slave?

u took the words straight out of my mouth. I believe that nairaland should have children section because sum pple are definitely not grown enough to post comments here.

Good day all, I just concluded my NYSC and am hoping to do my masters in the uk. but I want to go on a part time hoping that I could work to pay my bills there and also pay for the next term tuition. please I need advice from those who are there or those who have likewise experience so that I can know how to go about things when I get there. Thanks and God bless

pls I have intentions of buying shares in large quantities from one of Nigeria leading breweries but am a bit skeptical cos I don know the gains of having shares. pls I need ur opinions. help a brother out with your candid advice.

Nigerian don't fail to publicly display their stupidity. 1. on the part of Davido cos there was no need to go to that length in displaying the low morals cos he is an african and a Nigeria who should uphold his values. 2. in the part of the so called NDLEA who were so quick to file a lawsuit without observing the video well enough to know that it was semovita he was advertising ( abi dem dey cook cocaine chop?). 3. the greatest fool is the next Nairalander that will quote to say senseless bullshit.

Jenny1010:
Buhari is too Old to rule Nigeria , we need a young blood

It's good for you to just realize that. but if u had the thought perhaps u would had stepped out for the Nigerians to vote for a young blooded Nigerian as president in the person of u. if the thought of being Nigeria's young president or u don't have any political argument to lay on the table could pllllllsssssssssss!!!!!!!!! JUST SHARAP

I still don't get this homosexual thing how can a guy bring out his penis and put it into the anus of another man that has a penis. TUFIAKWA

who say money no good na Keke go jam am die.

marshalcarter:
L L


Blast dat mumu guy wella....even the 2nd day....na fuckin

na dis type pple dey make bleeping compulsory for wedding nyt.

how una take dey rush Frontpage self

anoda front page dis month my swag is on.

SirHouloo:
Is marriage all about sex?

will u Sharap. u fit marry for 3days n no Bleep?

people dey spend dere tym dey research wetin go beta pple lives u dey research who b virgins.yeye fowl very soon gals go dey open d pussy make u measure agbaya

ayyaaa, somebody is definitely speaking out of experience.

Nigerians are so quick in picking lies, deceit and mistakes made by celebrities that they forget the stupidity in their own path. My brother I will forgive u if this post is a copy and paste bt if u wrote it urself then this a display of your unquantifiable stupidity. so after a whole four months from the time that ur discovery should Mata it is now u feel the go to voice it out and to what goal. I jst read ur article because I was bored and ur stupidity actually lightened my mood

sirthisthickkal:
Nice thread.









But none of the post is funny.

u r definitely ryt.
I jst wasted 10mins reading dis rubbish hoping that at the end of it guess what I finally laughed at........ hopeless hope.Mtchhhheeeewwww

Truly Rapture is close by. Bt e beta wait make I make I millions first.

na front page I dey find no b say I get wetin 2 comment.

God na whc day I go make front page.

OsamaB:
The President Muhammadu Buhari's convey in a normal Presidential way block roads leading to the airport this morning. I almost missed my flight but thanks to checking in online. I really think the President should use the helicopter and stop making the police and soldiers stand under the rain and block civilians from their daily activities.

I only clicked ur article to measure ur stupidity bt after reading this I realised that ur stupidity is jst immeasurable. Are u trying to say that other presidents don't use motorcade or u jst trying 2 hv a story 2 paste here. Did d soldiers complain to u or r u a human right activists anyway I jst want to advice na the same soldiers go beat u black and blue if u dey try to protest against the president.

samueld0:
Nigeria will take on Hungary in their third match of group E, at the Fifa U20 world cup inside the Taranki stadium in the city of New plymouth.
Nigeria will be hoping to move out of the goup alongside Brazil or Hungary after been defeated 2-4 by brazil Nigeria still has a bright chance to survive the group if they can beat hungary(after they have got the needed win against Korea DPR 4-0) another victory against Hungary will see them through to the second round

Date: 7 June - 17:00 (6am Nigerian time)

Venue: Stadium Taranaki

City: New Plymouth

Hungary 0-2 nigeria. flying eagles can't stop impressing me. awoniyi my man bt am still waiting for success

DonaldGenes:
Nigerian student Ufot Ekong has just become the first Nigerian to earn a “First Class Degree” and become the best overall student at Tokai University in Tokyo, Japan since 1965!

The last time anyone graduated with a grade point average similar to Ufot Ekong was over 50 years ago.
Utof, who put himself through school by working two jobs has won many other academic awards at the university; totaling to about six awards. On top of all his academic excellence, Ufot also solved a 30 year old outstanding mathematical equation in his first semester!
Ufot speaks English, Yoruba, French and Japanese.
Now that’s young, brilliant and black at it’s FINEST!


Source => http://reportsafrique.com/2015/06/nigerian-student-solves-30-year-old-math-equation-and-breaks-academic-record-at-japanese-university/

some of us no b first class like u bt we still dey hope 2 make a difference and ur story is inspirational........

Missfavourblog:
What the comedian wrote this on instagram after posting the pic below



https://instagram.com/p/3gBEC8GarA/?taken-by=alibabagcfr

what a lovely breast