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Bros! ... Airtel is still the best in data saving! ... Whatever happened to your data wasn't from Airtel ...probably from your phone

Just because yu didn't use it ...does not mean someone did not operate your phone ... Does not mean someone did not unlock your phone n put to work your hotspot

God was happy with me d the day ... i finished my roommate when I caught him engaging my finger in a touch n open phonelock conversation! ... That's why I hate fingerprint phones!

... I screenlocked his face sharp n quick ... pretending that I thought it was a thief trying to take our phones! ... I Sha noticed my data finishes quickly than before

...I never knew that my roommate was the Robin hood in the hood stealing from me! ... Dude pull off a CSI in your room n get that robinhood in your hood!

Ooh! ...c'mon it is damn padded! ... It is so glaring!

Ao come her ass area is brownish in colour n the rest of the body is black!

That's the work of a ... Power Pufff Pad! ...b!tch be humble ..stop lying!

pocohantas:
Bad one...
Men will always be men...it's up to ladies to go into relationships with their senses. Put some respect on yourself, that way you deserve the best of the lot. Carefully filter and ensure you date guys with brains, they all have a pehnis, the brain is what makes the difference.

Don't send or pose for nudes, you don't want to learn the hard way.

Adenike take heart, it's love stupidity that got you here. Please don't hurt yourself, we all make mistakes. I hope you learn from this. Very soon, he will regret his action, but it won't take it back...

I hope several ladies out there learn, damn!! They still won't learn!!!

yo! Mama ... "Men will always b men" ...that's so wrong!

...that negro is not a man but a Bleep boy! ... The girl obviously has no dignity to protect she wasnt blind when the negro took out his phone and took a selfie with your punana open ...she even used her hands to open it more!

The guy never asked for her nudes to be sent to his phone ...they both took the selfie together!

She has to bear the full weight of the consequences of her actions! ...it would hv been a different scenario it was sent to the Guy's phone n he leaked it out!

Neither the guy nor the girl wanted anything serious in the relationship ...the girl was after the money ...the guy after the punana! ...no serious relationship would involve such indecent nude scenes or pictures taking moment!

Negro! ...face the basics ...after death is judgement bro ...there is no asking of questions

Yu feel yu are not satisfied with the judgement given against you! ... Yu ar entitled to watch in live HD FORMAT ...when n where exactly you committed the crime yu ar alleged of!

Any lawyer defending you there would bow down to the final judgement having seen the concrete evidence posited by the prosecution council of angels!

No need to ask you what you did? ...they already know! ...so no time for irrelevant synopsis ...you get what ...what you deserve! ....Heaven or Hell

Since hell is sure for me! ..I will probably plea a defence of trial by combat! ... Fight for my salvation with a sword a shield not with a bible coz I happen not believe anytin in that Bible is true!

Call me an atheist ...wateva yu think ... I believe There is God but I can't give my life to Christ yet! ...am not done with living my life at the other side of Good!

"Am on the wrong side of heaven ...the righteous side of hell!"
- Henryspyda_Cerebral assassin!

Tayeni:
really a thing to admire. But its so pervasive in Nigeria right now...that the only way to enhance beauty is to go light....Its almost an act of bravery to stay black these days.

Though....i'm still looking for Genevieve's smile....has anybody seen one?...so rare

dude ...seems yu have been living under the rocks! ... It is a fact that smiling gives wrinkles to our face ....people who happen not to smile are opportuned to a less wrinkled face!

Why do you think Eminem face looks way younger than that of Dwayne Johnson ... Dwayne is a funny lively guy! ...laughs freely ..whereas on the other hand ... Eminem hardly smiles!

Dont Blame her for not smiling ... She's trying to keep her face tight ...moons away from wrinkles!

Bro! ... Yu funny! ...Any girl that doesn't have photo editing app ...just recently flashed her phone OR doesn't use an android yet!

ThatCEO:
If the fool could stop talking, lawyers could let him off with a slap on the wrist anywhere in the world except in North Korea and China

A guy like that would have other bargain options that will enable him turn some people in for reduced sentences. But the illiterate in him would not enable him see that, thinking he will get a soft landing by talking more.

Dude it seems you no idea of what police could make you do esp. When yuar in detention!

... Do you think he is talking this much based on his choice ...hell No! ...am certainly sure ....

he released those informations on TrialsOfForcedConfession ....all the police need to do is to swipe left a redHotBoilingBall across your balls ...Nd promise to kiss your balls with it ...if yu do not confess to all of your crimes

Am very sure if yu were in his position ...you would have confessed to sleeping with the Queen of England on the day you went to England for a massage trip!

Am very sure yu will form boss n say you can't do it! Dat you stand for the truth n by the truth! ... Yea! ...easy to say ...

by the time your face starts Twerking due to an InquisitiveTonOfEroticShapeShiftingSlaps
...you will feel the need to confess to crimes yet to happen! ...rubbish!

Tychamps:
This guy is mad... thumbs up for you.
you did Justice to it already

thanks bro!

Relax! ...she's 18 ...she definitely knows what she's doing! ...she wanted it ...yu can do nothing to stop that ... Yu can complain n advice her to the extent your words will mess up her extensions! ...she won't still listen

... She is presumed to be an adult at 18 ...but most people at that age are adolescents ...n guess what gingers them more than chocolates n KissDaniel ...the fact that you are worried about them enjoying their life! ...they just want to see that miserable light in your eyes ...

It's a soothing feeling ... " ... that this man I onced feared is feeling munched up for just playing with my boyfriend in the room ...so he can be dis disturbed!"

...that's what goes on in most of their heads ...esp. Those that haven't been personally schooled by their parents about sex! ...probably if yu hv schooled her ...she would be scared of even trying that in your house!

But the thing is .. There are 100ways to kill a rat ....the same way they are 100ways to discourage your kid from further furtherance of her haunting sexual desires!

Next time ... Probably in the open ...just say

"Watsup Katherine ...since I caught you with your boyfriend yesterday n I spoilt evrytin ...what time are you going 2 f%ck him again 2dae! ... So that I won't barge in on you again ... "

... Dad stop! ...I don't like it!

Then go solo n touch her shoulders "..look don't be scared ...yuar old enough to bear children ... Am sure your boyfriend can cater for the twins you will get by the time he sleeps with you 2mao! ... In case that happens call me when he rejects you n d pregnancy coz I know he would! ..."

She might walk out on you angrily ...but trust me
(what yu said will still b ringing in her brain ...coz am sure she must have thought of the consequences of sleeping with the guy but because of sugar coated love lines from the guy ... You know women nau ...na their soft spot b dat )

...she will call her boyfriend and ask him "what if she gets pregnant for him?"

Trust my nigga ...the idiot will say

_" ahn ahn! ..baby yu can't get pregnant nau! ... Am nt cursing you oo that you cannot get pregnant oo! ...I just meant since I don't like using condoms ... N I pull out re quick before cuming there is no way ... You will get pregnant! "

You know ladies nau!

"What if I get pregnant;will you be there for me??"

_ Katherine stop joorh you can't get pregnant! ... Why ar you doing like this ... You know I will always b der for you nau

"So you are saying you will take care of me n our baby?"

_ sssskkkksssssssh! ....sssssskkkkkksssssh!

"Hello sparrow can you hear me? ...hello! ...."

_hello Katherine ...the service was not good ... I didn't hear much ...but I guess I heard you said I could come over to your place this night ...right? ...what's that not wat yu said?

"No! ...I said ... If I got pregn ..........

[Cuts call]

"hello sparrow ... Ar yu still der? ....hello ...........

[Calls back] .... [Switched off]


....To cut the story short ...the scenario am trying to paint is you using a reverse psychology! ... It might not sound like a great idea ...but it is something you can try out ...since you hv failed in educating her from the beginning!

This is you trying to do a damage control ... You could try advising or use a reverse psychology method like d scenario I painted there! ...you could also use both. .there is nothing stopping you from doing such!

Just Remember ..if the nigga she's f%cking is a rich nigga ... She wouldn't want to stop f%cking since she doesn't want to lose such guy to other ladies ...so she f%ck her way thru to keep him ...splashing her in his MoneyPond! ...

If it is broke nigga. .yu would hv a beta Chance of making her have a change of mind ... My thoughts actually! ... I hope am wrong! but I doubt that!

WildWine:
Yeah, I get your point. I really do.
I'm not saying anyone should marry their 2nd choice because of genotype, but rather that IF they're looking to have biological children, then the genotype factor shouldn't be ignored.
For me, I have no intention of having children and so the genotype factor is totally irrelevant.

But as a general basis, if 2 people love each other and then the not compatible/negative genotype comes into play, the "more generous" thing to do will be to make alternative plans such as adoption, instead of biological birth that could lead to life long issues.

yo! ...bro ...you have no intention of having children ...seriously! ...OR did I read it all wrong!

Why would you hv no intention of keeping your bloodline from extinction? ... Am surprised! ...it is rare! ...an average Nigerian give birth to children according to the number fingers on his hand but you want none of that ... You dont even want any children! ... I would love to know your reason ...Bro!

Wooooooh! ... Negro! Holl'up ... We all agreed ke! ... Who n who! ...coz I wasn't aware of any referendum being issued with the voices carved in our minds clearly spoken!

... You agreed! ... You speak not for me! ... Yu can't force one to stay ... We don't like each oda ...we don't like each oda ...forcing us into a toxic relationship would worsen evrytin Goddamn tin!

We blacks never learn ... Until a particular situation gets out of control before we intend to solve it the way a reasonable man would!

Damn! ...that sh!t am seeing up there is damn too black ...is that tekno herbal bitters or tekno herbal hair cream!

Gawddemit! ...Things guys swallow for women! ...

Am very sure if yu swallow this ...your ponron would as hard as f%ck ... By the time yu ar done successfully linking your bae's pununa to her chest like a breast pocket!

Your ponron would not come down ..until yu use Robb n Aboliki to press it down! ... #SheleFeStupidNi!

Dude ...she doesn't want to stop ... Negro! ...be a man! ...never give up Nd don't stop!

You tried talking to her ..but no forthcoming results ..try another step ...change your Goddamn gear n try something new ...you cannot kip doing the same damn tin ..n expecting a different damn result!

She keeps sending it ...you keep deleting it! ... If she can keep sending it! ... You have to show that the same way she is not tired of sending it ...is the same way you are not tired of deleting it!

Take it as a race ... First person to stop lose! ... Kip deleting! ...she is playing hard ...you play hard! ...Bro

Unless you planning to work away! ...anyone that suites you bro!

...but since you guys are not dating ...there is literally nothing like "walk away"

....you guys are already "walk aways" ... The kind of "walk aways" that f%ck their "way" into a FriendsWithBenefitRelationship!

... The gods are watching you on this one ..bro!

Negro! ...your title is misleading ...is it what am going to do with a million naira ...OR what you are ought to do with a million naira

Coz ... In answering the former ..I will first condemn my dresses ... No more wearing of english dresses ... I will just sow five white native wears ...n buy a red shoe ... N starch them well every Saturday!

Just so you know appearance matters first! ...then I will buy a loud speaker in my room coz I love anything music - bass oriented songs! ...

Since hv satisfied my bodily lust ... I will now think of saving more money to replenish my spent amount ...coz am the kind of person that will not buy a shirt of #1500 until I have like #4000 ... I hate being on a last card! ...thus for me to buy anoda tin else ... I hv to save more to get back my #4000 again before I can buy anytin again!

So! ..bros ...like I said ... I would hv spent at least 250k (it shouldn't be up to that am just saying) before even thinking of using it to do business ...coz I know myself well ..if I don't satisfy a few portions of my lust ...I mean a few not All ...I will not be determined to invest the money in a business!

This is my own strategy ... For my own demon! ... I Feed my demon ...before feeding my business ... It will make me more happier! N more focused!

What works for me ...might surely not work for you ...so invest in any business ...you feel like investing ...or that you would love to invest in ...don't invest in something because your Friends say it brings big money ...

For you to accomplish great things ..you must first enjoy what you are doing ...based on your level of love for what you are engaged in ... Nd not based on RapidAccumulationOfWealth attached to such business

And secondly; Be wise n prudent ...don't spend all your 1million on one business ..instead spend half of the money ... Watch what proceeds you get! ... out of the money spent ...before you spend more!

N:B Don't test the depth of a river ...with your two feet! ... Instead make you use of a stick ...by asking those who have partaked in such business the risks n problems they faced in order to secure a WellDevotedPostureOfSelfPreparation for calamities which you might face

...instead of blaming the witches in your villages for Facetiming your destiny with FierceTribulations!

I talk too much ...don't I ...yea I do! ...but f%ck it ;this deals with money ...its worth it!

...Bros me n you both know! This shit ain't real ...that junk ain't even brand new! ...my brothers over there have succeeded in RacingThatMoneyDownTheirAccountTrack

... Only the president n welfare director will succeed in using that money to enjoy the head of their life ...other excos will get the KeepYourMouthShutChickenChange!

... Damn! ...Absolute power corrupts absolutely ...no lie!

I swear down! ... I would hv done the same too! ... Maybe na d reason y I dey laugh b dat sef!

My man! ... African Bad girl is dah bomb!

soberdrunk:
Upnan 'Camel style"!!!

niqqa! ...yu crazy!

So an onli UNIPORT get hustlers ...Abi Wetin MisterUseHisAsstoThink dey talk bayii?

Hustling spirit has no interrelation with the type of school you studied or graduated from ... It is in everybody's blood ...

some people don't tap into it because their parent's are rich n they don't nid to use their talent in hustling for money ...since they have rich Oman spoonfeeding them!

While other set of people ...make use of it ...due to the fact that they have no one to sponsor them or spoonfeed them with wat they want! ... Ar yu telling that my friend chinedu hu sells boxers n bags during n after lectures would do so if his father was still alive to sponsor his education! ...

No! ..the hustling spirit is in everyone's blood ...it is situations that we find ourselves that determine whether yu use or not use it to make money! ...

I hv a rich friend hu knows ao to barb hair ... He onli cuts hair for close friends ... If yu tell to just open a small outlet in front of his house since he has the money to do so ... He will tell yu why should I do it ...

when I already hv money ... I can just tell my dad I misplaced my monthly allowance n he will send at least 50k that same day into my account! ...I don't need ...I just do it for fun ... Dats wat he usually say!

And his right ... He has no need to develop his talent due to someone sponsoring him ...ar yu saying if he grew up poor ...he won't use his room has a barber's shop!

The same way talent is in everyone of us is the same way hustlers are in every corner n university! ...stop being myopic!

We all know that is so not possible ... I guess she wanted you guys attention n she got it! ...plenti plenti!

Next will be I can determine the total asset of a man just by mere looking @ ao many likes he has given my pics in a week!
Evrytin na wash!

Diamondville:
Few questions for you.. what is the essence of bride-pride? What about tribes that don't accept bride price? Can bride price buy a person's life?

Damn! ... Bride price is literally a purchase price ....according to the law ... All women are all regarded as properties! ....yes ...properties including my mom ..she is my father's property! ...under the law!

The bride price is a purchase price for the property being bought! ... It is customary! ...they consider women as an investment which before gotten must be bought ..since they will give birth, keep you warm in bed,clean the house n other house chores!

Just so you know women are regarded as Mother nature! ...they are expected to keep themselves clean by not involving in any form of unchaste life

because through you brings to life the future of our now! ...through you breeds our generations to come! ...that's why you should not engage in the same doggy(sleeping around) activities of men! ...

The same way yuar expected to be pure n untouched is the same way our leaders are excepted to be corruptionminded free! ... If they fail in curtailing their BlossomingSelfishMinds by engaging in corrupt practises ...they will be blamed n tinted in shadesOfShame by the public ..same thing applies to all ye women!

Don't follow the world(men) to do Evil! ..keep yourself pure ...you are Nature'sMostCherishedCreation ... You bleed very month, you grow faster than any other creation, you carry a child for nine months ...you are the only specie that can clear your eyebrows today n it will appear full the next day! #CaptainMakeUpToTheRescue!

On a serious note ... Be serious! ... You are in a man's world ...nonetheless You are the world the world needs for the man's world to grow! ..so stay strong and hold your ground like aConversation!

pweeryambre:
I put the link up there...watch the video... if i should write everything they said it might take a whole page... and please this is not for people that are in a hurry to comment.

Her points were:
that people attempting suicide needs psychological help, by way of rehab, love, financial support, care etc
that Nigeria has been following British law criminalizing suicide which was passed by lord luggards decade's ago and has been inefficient and needs to be reviewd
That even in the UK, a person attempted suicide is never prosecuted by the law as the person is believed to have not been in right frame of mind at the time due to some possible mental issues.
that also criminalizing suicide attempts with a fine of 500k is outrageous as the victim may not have anywhere else to get the money from there by compounding his problems.
Giving the condition of our current state of our country its easy to see reasons why one can decide to take their own life...ranging from unemployment, underemployment, poverty, kidnapping, lose of property, life etc.
etc etc etc
that there is not enough psychiatrics doctors to help the situation in Nigeria.. it's ratio is one psychiatric doctor to a million psychiatric patient which is clearly overwhelming.
Etc etc etc

Good job! ... Just so you know if I had the mb to spare to watch the video ...I would have! ...it is gud you managed to get her points down here! ...Good job!

Meanwhile I guess the lady has a point! ... But points don't make changes without the altitude of voices! ... We can stand against the obnoxious policy of making attempted suicide a crime only if we have the greater voice both on the streets Nd in the senate!

But the time is not ripe for such attention now! ... The nation is more busy with whether Buhari was dead on arrival or whether Buhari death announcement is delayed so as to enable a swiftSwing ofAMilitaryCoup thereby preventing osinbajo from possessing the mantle of power!

You want your voice to be heard ...you have to wait for the noise to rideTheirBikesOffTheCliff! ...by the way;Good job... fella!

See this yeye o.p oo he said: (Just In: Update On The Planned Coup By The Military And Those Behind It!)

... Nd am not still seeing any information relating to the title of this thread since after reading three times! ...

Bros Is your ass not jealous of the amount of sh!t that just came out of your mouth?

I came here seeking well detailed talk about what actually happened ...you ar here busy telling me

"The Lady doc. Kept going straight to the points with very convincing argurements while the lawyer kept trying to put her down with his no-point argurements"

What were the points the Lady doc raised that you felt touched to comment as very convincing arguments! ...

you onli mentioned the part of the lawyer ... How do you expect us to judge both arguments without hearing both parties! ...that leads us to nothing but an EpicGreatAdventureOfCircumstantialNothing!

Am very interested in the points raised by the woman! ...we are all here to learn ...fella! ...Feed MeMore!

That my people ... is the LAW! ... Attempted Suicide is an offence under Section 233 of the Criminal Law of Lagos State ....

Your contrary opinions about the decision n sympathies for her are as useless as a One-legged man at an AssKickingContest.!

Blue eggs ke! ...hu knows ao Mani dragons would have hatched now before wasting them n blaming it on rescission ...
when it is his hen that bust its legs wide open like scissors for that rich lizard who happens to claim rich nigga having stolen blue crayon from little john's room!

Bro ... Get dat mula Nd BlueEggs dem ladies! ... Mehn!

Actions like this would discourage others from coming out of the ShadowsOfTheirCloset in telling us about the sexual harassment they pass thru in the hands of their lecturers ...

This is too bad! ... Am very sure one of her friends hu had been harassed by the same lecturer n kept mute would be pokingHerWithSpoonFeedingTorments that she should have done like her Nd not expose the lecturer!

This system helps no one except those in the system! ...our problem in Nigeria is majorly the RaptUnavailabilityOfInstitutions ...

imagine a lecturer wants to be tried by a disciplinary committee ...a committee filled with one third of lecturers practicing the same offence ...

There should be an independent institution in charge of handling sexual harassment by lecturers who would be void in showing sentiments to any person ....

God bless our NGOs out there ...just imagine Nigeria without NGOs ... we the people would be nothing without them ...they are our heroes!

There is nothing so cute here ...unless you show the asset of this dying man ...

then I will believe she is not rushing to marry the man based on the fact that she has phucked her way into making the man transfer his assets to her after death! ...

those last minute of InfiniteAffection from her could cost her to loose her PreviousBrokeLifeTerminalIllness! ...just by making the dying man DyeThePoeticShadesOfHerNameInHisWill!

Nonetheless! ..it might be just true love! ...Abi naw! ... Yu don smoke! ...true love would make someone marry a dying man quickly! ...if i carry slap;move am left ...cum light you!...you will lose weight!

sexybbstar:
When you gain admission, you are happy and you tell your friends and family to rejoice with you.
Why.....is either you say
mo ti wo Poly
Mo ti wo Eksu
Mo ti wo Futa etc
Initially it use to be
Mo ti wo Fuoye
But now that Fuoye as been changed to
General Adeyinka Adebayo university,
The trend will be
Mo ti wo Gaau

What is Gaau to you?

... O.p ti wo Gaau!

dammnn! ...that was well crafted!