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So yuar telling me ...if I don't wear the yeye dress someone would arrest n detain for not wearing dress! ... What a stewpid idea!

...whether I wear Nigerian dress or Chinese skirt! ... No one can arrest me for being broke to buy a new dress! ...even if I had the money ...I would use it to wipe sweat of my ass n dump it in the front pocket of the police!

Of course you can .. If yu hv a FierceMoney to spend for persons who would help you fix your name into the admission list!

... There are always people like that in every institutions who have access to manipulate the list for students who have meet with him n paid him even when they have the best of result!

It is just to secure a spot on the list! ... When you meet them they might tell if your jamb score can get yu the course yu wish to study ...Nd if they say otherwise ...follow what they say! N pay Or yu can beta still leave it for God to take control! ...whatever rocks your boat!

Chrismario:


Oga u don Dae put fear for my brain

... Shebi na soldier nau! ...those guys who are allergic to beating people up! ...wa fe Ba ti e je!

Fadman4real:
I have taken a critical look at guys who sleep around and I av noticed something about most of them they end up failing to live up to expectation.

how did you come to the conclusion that most of them don't meet up to expectations! ... Did you carry out the SpyOnThem method! ...coz I don't ao you got your figures right bro!

And just so you know! ... There is no way I believe both men and women pay at the end of the day for being loose in different ways! ... Guys gain experience bro! ...n nothing else except STDs for negroes hu ar allergic to condoms!

Also! ...am not making it compulsory for a lady to kip her virginity ...do whatever you want with it! ...it is yours! ...am just letting you ladies know that every guy would know if he was the first guy to ride your sweat down your virgiinaLand!

... So keep it safe n simple! ...keep it tight!

tk4rd:
Thanks Bro..

yu welcum!

I guess yu guys don't understand the meaning of it is a man's world! ....we didn't make us! ...we were made to be like this!

...what is the point actually? ... Men don't have holes with hymen guarding its womb with a blood shield!...So ao we can actually remain virgins if ...there is no going to be difference between a man hu is a Virgin n not a virgin!

unlike a woman on the other hand ...whom can be easily identified as a non virgin since after her first sex her Punana gradually loses the radiantAirTight walls based on the number of times she undergoes such!

A man who is not a virgin gains more experience n gains more satisfactory ways of engaging in his wife in better lovemaking process! ... Learning n improving on his very KamasutraMoves

since the first sex experience is not often the best sex experience ....that's the stage we know our weakness Nd work on it to be a better husband to which a wife would boast of his enduringPowerOnBed!

Even when a guy sleeps with thousands of ladies before eventually becoming faithful to one woman ...there is no freaking way yu can ever know he has slept around!

...but trust me a lady hu tries such would hv her PunanaLips has wide as the spot at which the atomic bomb was dropped on Hiroshima in 1945! ...TragicallyWideEnoughForATrucktoPerformAScreenSaver360 Spin!

Trust me! ... As a lady! ...yu should try to keep your otherLips wall As tight as a miser's fist for your husband ... Coz there is no way he won't know he wasn't the first!

But if yuar that lady out there hu does not care what he thinks
...c'mon feel free to tell your usual lies! ... I was sexually assaulted
... I was using cucumber so that I won't cheat on you with other men ... I was sick n my body shape changed!

... I have dysentery;anytime I have dysentery I feel loose down there n I promise you next week when it is gone ...it would be tight (my aunty will be on TeamAlumMakeMyLipsDownDerTightAppointment thruout that nextweek)

...Nd other forms of lies! ... There is no one hv not heard? ... Chai Women!!!

tk4rd:
I don't just know what to say to this one..
Meanwhile, it's my birthday today.

Yo! ...Happi Birthday Bro!

C'mon ...it was top class fashion in those days! ... Most of yu now ar feeling irritation

...dats the same way posterity will check out pictures of ladies now who do PolioCraftedPosture in the name of taking photos!

I dnt realli know ... What's sexy in making your legs looking like barbedwire!

Anyways posterity will judge ao sexy yuar! ...since yuar all judging ao sexy this old ladies are right now!

Nonetheless check out those feets mehn!... I bet these mamas could do MerryBetSnakeBites more than ronaldinho n d rest!

They are veri resourceful over there! ... Taking lives to preserve human lives! ... Rather than having over crowded prisons n more dead persons due to lack of essential organs which are wasting in bodies of notorious criminals!

They are killing people .... Yea right! ..but they don't sell the parts as MoneyRitualsIngredients they use to preserve other persons life!

They also reduce the increased amount rate of criminals in the prisons ... Thereby providing space for new inmates ...at the end of the day you guys compare Chinese prison with naija prisons and you say ours is filled up

..Nd theirs is conducive when over there they are in place mediums in reducing inmates number n saving human lives at the same time!

Look at the bright side! ... They are the world most populous nation ...how to you expect them to maintain the influx of prison inmates!

pls do quote me if yu have ideas on how to reduce the influx ... Make me see your way also! ...if any?

n dnt hesitate to add insults too! ... It wouldn't b fun without such!

oluwapelumi19:
Please dont mind my errors
I bought an icloud locked iPhone 6s+here and i
posted for whom to unlock it at a cheaper and
this whatsapp me telling me his gonna do it for
45k and i agreed and sent him half of the money
around March and he said its gonna take 3days
for its to get opened.. After the days he said
nothing happened oo telling me to be patient and
this patient got to April, this guy still saying same
Things, when i got tired i told, i wanna swap with
iPhone 6s and he agreed and i sent him the
phone and the money... This is May i havent
gotten neither the phone nor my money and this
same guy scammed a girl of 33k for network
unlocking.. I type this in pains and tears... I dont
know his username here bought got his BANK
DETAILS and his number... BE WARNED
Njoku ikedichi chijioke 0018947840 gtbank
08124287042

See this Bros! ...why should I BE WARNED ...when am not BE FULLISH! ... ao can someone just throw money into the wind in this specialTreatmentOfModestRescissionPeriod! ... I dey vex!

The APC led Federal Government of Nigeria is requesting 6.4 billion dollar Loan from China to build new railways from Lagos to Kano, Lagos to Calabar, Kaduna to Kano and upgrade that of Lagos to Ibadan.

It is very disheartening that the most of people here are disturbed about the fact that their ethnic group was not involved in the project ... When in fact the money meant for the project is a majorlyMintedLoan! From China ...adding in account n weight to the DebtIncuredInfrastructuralActivism of Nigeria

We have developed an immume mindset of borrowing n getting loans from other selfIndependentResourceful countries to make up for the spaces n loopholes in the pockets of our MoneyHungryPoliticians

because all this agitation for project are meant to get the money at first contact n plans to divert one third of the money to each and every one's pocket including the senators of the southEast! has been put in motion! ...

n you are here whistleBlowing arguments that previews that you are unaware of how billions have been borrowed over the years n no specific project have been boasted of as an achievement in such endeavour!

No achievement Not even in the agricultural sector ...any money borrowed now should be allotted to n for the growth of the sector ... Not to build new railways! ...

Railways that would end up being incomplete like the centenary city in abuja! .... Due to extortion of funds before the marked date for project completion! ... OR railway project having being completed but would be rendered useless after a DietEnrichedYears of improper maintenance

..Abi you want to tell me we will borrow again to keep maintaining our railways .... Why not advance the agro sector then move in motion to address the railway system Nd any form of maintenance is provided for by money gotten as revenue from the agro sector!

...instead of falling back to lick the shoes of China in lending us anoda sum of money every time a particular portion of the railway needs replacement!

... WE LOOK LIKE HUMANS ...WE DRESS N TALK LIKE HUMANS ...BUT WE DONT THINK LIKE ONE ...it is high time we dropped our thinking caps And use our brains
... YU CAN'T EXPECT US TO THINK SMARTLY IF YU KEEP USING THINKING CAPS MANUFACTURED BY THE WHITES!

What costs you to post it here! ... Animore!

...as long as it is him that attacked you first or punched you first ...yu can decide 2 throw your own jab forward ...we call it self-defense!

The sort of fear soldier create in people is making them believe they ar not as strong as dem! ... If yu can handle an agbero at the market ...you can handle a soldier! .... D onli difference is that unlike agberos ... A soldier's boot is likely to turn you handicap faster than a bullet! ...so avoid being shot by a shoe!

Secondly ...I would advise to watch out for backups ...the onli reason yu engage a soldier in a one on one smackdown raw is if there is no any other soldier around the scene who would not hesitate to lay to bed your destiny with a bullet down the meat of your head!

You touch a soldier ...they can kill you n claim you tried to dispose him of his weapon!

Anyways ... Don't be scared! ...there is nothing that scares a soldier than a civilian trying to engage in a physical combat with him because he believes everyone fears soldier due to their agonizingMilitaryTraining!

... You would take him by surprise! n that's your onli opportunity to kick his balls Nd run for cover because by the time he gets you your carcass would be so smashed ...he would have no choice than to use you to wipe your sweat off his boots! ...#sholoStupidni

Every corner yu hear whistleblowing patriots roaring their support for the emergingTrendOfLegalSnitching...

What you don't understand is that the recovered loot is often recovered into the pocket of anoda potbellied thief ... Whistle blowing onli transfers the loot ownership to a new owner! ...it is called transfer of property to Daddy yo's! ... Not transfer of property to budget!

Nd to Adeosun can't you just take your mind off borrowing n try to generate funds thru our agro sector ...at least if yu can't think of anyway to generate funds internally ...let our yahoo boys be encouraged to kip sipping our abacha money buried in other countries!

Ao can one live a life on borrowing n borrowing ..it emits a bad reputation for us in the global community! ... Our opinions will seen as re'tarded in global community meetings due to the fact that we have nothing to show for it in our economy

... except our SpeedyEconomicMove of crawlingback to the borrowingtunnel to spread arms for any nearby foreign country to gv wateva they have every season! ...pathetic!

Whether the next 10 years will be difficult depends on the action he decides to forward his energy to in making those difficult years reign a midnight fairytale

He should rather focus on what he can do in reducing those number of difficult years to come ... Coz We have suffered enough ... We nid no extra 10years to complete this hungerlacedDiet!

itsJude:
wetin be this? Who leave wifi unlocked for ur area?

craze guy! ...no chill found!

C'mon people! ... A single humanbeing plumbered a tin of milk with a knife n swallowed the contents on a GO! ... ATin of milk that my mom will share for three boys n her husband on our Pap on Saturdays ... Mo fooorh!

" She admitted to have used the whole tin of milk because she doesn't like sugar in her tea as she prefers her tea very creamy and thick.
She further told him to drink mineral with bread if he really had the need for breakfast that morning.
While advising him to always stock his house with enough beverages to avoid such an occurrence as she wasn't ready to start mincing milk."

... Am very sure the smart man cancelled everything not because she swallowed a tin of milk but because of the fact she was not even sympathetic! ...can you imagine? ...after acting like an alien from a gluttony two-suns orbited planet ...

she went on telling her soon to be spouse to have made provision for more cartons of milk since she doesn't joke with her milky diet! ..not onli dat she also said since O Ti Wa Ka Lara ...he should get a soft drink if he realli had the need for breakfast that morning ...whaaaat? ... Hu doesn't have the need for breakfast in the morning!

Her milkyway mouth killed her!

"... Recently, the Ford mentioned that they intend to reduce costs by $3billion in order to invest in new opportunities like electric and self-driving cars. They definitely have to stay competitive as Tesla is giving them a run for their money."

... I guess Ford is reducing its worldwide workforce by 10%... In order to keep up with the ragingBull sponsored race competition with Tesla!

... Competition breeds quality ... Ford is exfoliating quantities n going for qualities in order to beat Tesla in the car/mobile industry ... Might seem cruel laying off workers but it is for our greater good!

"B*tch, stick to whining your waist if you aint got facts" ....
...serves him right! ...whats his business with their longterm engagement! ...they have money or not ...doesn't make iyanya a possessor of the judge's robe in deciding ao they should live their life!

With so many issues laying around including the fact that
Patience Jonathan is Guest of honour at a book launch, titled *Antidotes for Corruption*, by Dino Melaye

.... Mister iyanya could onli react to this couple living their quiet life except unless he had being keeping tabs on them n waiting for the perfect time to attack dem due to d fact Eva chose a bald man to his six packs! ...just saying!

Kingsolex1:
lemme educate u about celebrating with others..
in life not everybody that makes a first class, bagss award and accolades live a Happy, successful and more fulfilled life than those who only had pas or second class..
maybe God has destined u to be a boss on ur own rather than work under someone.
he is a doctor to be who will seek any hospital or work as a lecturer somewhere..
I'll advice u to wish him well so God will not think u are ungrateful and hold on to ur own already prepared package...
say it from ur heart.

Fine! ... Congrats to Suraj Shuaibu ...May Allah protect you & guide you in all your days as a medical practitioner!

I don't know why am reluctant in saying congrats ...maybe because am jealous n I envy the brilliant chap! ... So many awards ... Damn! ... I know he deserves to b celebrated but I will hurt myself the more If I say am not jealous of this mindSwerving feat!

Forget that he is a northerner ...he worked for it! ...the carcass of his success is shredded in his blood ... It runs in his blood not in his ethnic group!

Am still not saying congrats! ... I can be so jealous!

charliboy654:
Not totally tru.

Realli ... Am open for wide acquisition of your exciting opinion!

Drixxx:
nigga in short you sabi lyk Sabina you shall live long

Amen! ...n you too bro!

... "So using the Bible as a reference point, I was able to assure him that there was a great likelihood that his mother made heaven despite not being born again, he jumped and hugged me embarrassing the poo out of me, but I was so glad I could librate him with the truth!"

librating the boy with the truth ... Abi papaFreeze just wanted to make the boy feel good about his mom being in heaven ... n Not librating the boy with truth because I don't kno which one is it is a great likelihood that his mother would make heaven despite not being born again?

Am nt so engrossed in this religious doctrines but I believe for you to attain the position of being favoured to be in God's presence in heaven ...you must be born again! ...there is nothing like great likelihood that she will make heaven despite not being born again!

Sometimes we say untrue things just to ease the pain of our fellow man! ...the young man might b happy wit what he heard from PaPaFreeze but the pastor was right! ..no doubt!