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It doesn't depend on nothing ...if it ends ... I can't just stop talking to you like that! ...I will greet her evrytime I see her but no further talks other than good morning! ...good afternoon!

Any other talk will eventually lead to us bleeping each other again n dat will surely end with a "What happened? ..I thought we were done?"

N I will say "Yes;of course ...we are done! ...yu should be heading for the door now!" ...no time!

An Underage! ... With those watermelons! ...dammmmn! That broke nigga just ended Christmas on her ass ... Mehn!

...dammmn! Mama! ...yu good! ...serves the amigo right!

Wooooh! ..mooma! ...yu just got played! ...Damn I sometimes wonder why my species could act as wicked as this ... This is too much to bear! ... I feel your pain!

I wished I had more to say to reduce TheSealedHavocOfTheSmoochingPain yuar experiencing now but sorry! ... Take heart!

Krystalzkris:
so, if you have a female friend and you've never been to her house, you have no right to call yourself her friend? I just don't get y'all.. That I have more male friends than females doesn't mean they come to my house..some don't even know me beyond my department building.

This still doesn't explain ao the pack ended up in your bathroom! ...all these explanations of yours are just mere Puffs! ...

Focus on what matters ... Ao it ended up in yur room not ao your male friends don't know you past your department building! ...anyone can say that! ...it is a mere statement!

So kongi too dey catch sea lions! ...wat a way to begin a f'oreplay with a StunningSpillSplash!

Whether you my friend are a real friend or a fake Friend ... I don't flinch! ... I nid both of them! ... Good friends won't want to hurt your feelings by not telling some basic embarrassing truths about yourself ...your dressing or the way yu smell!

Yu need dem fake friends to say these things behind your back ... To improve yourself! ... Yu might be TurnedOnwitAnEroticAnger having heard wat yuar friend have said behind you ..but you will be aware of your defecting personality ...it breaks you ...n makes you a better you!

I hate when someone Pampers me withsoftcoreComplimentsnAffectionEveryTime ...No one does ...
but your good friends are aware of this defects and won't try to TrepassIntoTheTerritoryOfKillingTheirEcstaticFriendshipTies with you

Sometimes we need the terrible trait of a fake friend to TrimYourHeightOfDistastefulPersonality!

Modragon:
Better pikin, I like it wen ppl reason with their brains
Not carry ur head about with nothing inside
Cus dats y d country has not moved forward 2 many empty brains
Baba well said cus dat was my tot, u shud ask how dat pack got 2 the bathroom? Oda foolish guys here dey reason like fowl gv stupid advice, no logical reasoning

the bolded got me lmao

Sierusvirus:
I am very happy with this great point of urs cos i can't believe what most guys have turn into licking girls ass to impress instead of being real.
She has so many male friends and next used condom in the bathroom and u telling me she didn't know how? story that touches the heart. A girl that doesn't have many males friends cheats let alone one that has some many. It's left for the bf to decide and take his stand cos she will still cheat.

Help me tell dem oo ...baba!

Respect55:
Nice observation. Let us not attack ourselves but my question

yes boss!

teelaw4life:
Lol, you think it's because I'm against the op asking that question. I was only referring to fanatics who'll jump in here to tell him how such a question translates to heresy, blasphemy and what not instead of addressing his question head-on.

I didn't kno! ...accept my apologies ... I detest any form of hatred! ...I hope yu find my apology ForgivenWorthy!

You don't go to church because all you hear in service is preaching of giving and giving to God! ... Bros ao fa nau! ...which kain excuse b dis now?

If yuar broke there is nothing wrong in going to church n paying the little yu have into the basket during offering time!

...some people even just fold their hands n dropAHandfulOfWellDocumentedEmptyHair into the basket

not because they are stingy but because they have little n dat doesn't discourage them from going to church since they are there to listen to the message n renew their ThrillingFaith every Sunday!

onlyTheTruth:
the Bible can't tell u hu he is. because the authors of the Bible had little or no knowledge about God or the unseen world..
they r gud in guess work. telling u angels disobeys god. n satan was one of d angels n became a fallen angel like d other demons..

dis s based on assumptions and totally fabricated..

satan (iblees) was a jinn, jinns r another creation of almighty God living in a parallel world wit humans. they have free will like humans, so they can choose to obey or disobey. Angel on d other hand have no free will. they were programmed to carry out wotevr instructions given to dem 101% ...

God created man and jinn to worship him. befor man ws created, jinns were created by God n gave dem free will n satan happened to be a devoted worshipper n as d saying goes *a child whose hands r clean cn eat wit elders * satan because of steadfastness in worship, he used to hang around jinns.
wen God created man, he asked all his creations to bow down to man. all obeyed including d angels, all of em. but satan refused (because of PRIDE).
he felt dat man ws made out of mud, while jinns wer made from smokeless fire, so hes superior n cnt bow to such..
his ego couldn't allow him to repent, so he was banished.
he told God dat ,hence man is the reason y he ws banished, give me to d last day, i wil mislead man, God reply *except those hu are not arrogant to do what their lord commands*

in the jinn world, the criminal jinns are d ones we refer to as DEMONS....

these demons aid magicians, pastors doin magic(miracles), d afaa parading himself as an Islamic cleric. d ritualist, they r also part of d witch n wizard team, (witch or wizard s a team comprising of a criminal from d human world and a criminal from d jinn world)
jinns are not forbidden from crossing to d human world n vice versa, but d criminal ones(demons) brainwashed by iblees r doing so, and they have d ability to take any form, size or shape, they cn transform into ya grand papa n appear in ya dream telling u dat so n so person killed him or did something to u, playing with ya mind..
they have d ability to possess, control your thoughts, run through your body anyhw it pleases dem.

so iblees, d chief satan s recruiting from d human world n d jinn world ..

how come you know this much about these DevilsnDemonsParamilitarySystemOfOperation ... Where can I tap out of that knowledge! ...any links?

donbenie:
He's the Boogeyman..created to frighten naughty children..

...my man! ...yu crazy!

You guys are damn funny! ...how will you find an empty condom pack in your girlfriend's room n you think he would come around and forget evrytin he had seen ... Words coming from people who apply Novels toRealLifeExperiences!

It would have been a different thing if it was a pack of condom not used! ... This was a empty condom lack found in his girlfriend's room n both of them are telling me they don't know ao an empty pack of CondomSkydivedItselfThruTheCloudsOfTheirPoorlyExecuted
Lies n softLanded thru the door n ended getting stuck in the bathroom having ran out of fuel!

The guy didn't find the condom pack on the table but in bathroom shows that there was an intention to hide the empty pack of condom! ...

I would you feel if you found a pant DanglingOnTheShowerPipeInHisBathroom n after asking him he asked his roommate if he was the one who forgot his girlfriend's pant in his bathroom...

Nd he said No! ...this scene paints the picture of two men trying to cover up the truth the same way you girls are playing with the guy's head!

Pls be real! ...No reasonable person would believe theCondomPackSurvivedAPlaneCrashnLandedInYourBathroom
WithAParachuteOfHoveringEnthusiasm!

ekensi01:
This keep running in my mind and i think the answer is NO.

your answer is a big NO with ... No reasons attached ...that VibrantlyExplainsBasicallyNothing!

So far so good! ...people with a WholeLotOfNoSense have contributed into making this question look sinful! ...wat is so wrong with someone asking a question he/she doesn't understand ...if yu have no PerceivedKnowledge about wat to say pls swerve rather Dan saying:

"No start wetin you no go fit finish oo."
OR "stop making researchs about how God was created else you might run mad or even die."

This is a question posted to enlighten others not only d O.p! ... It is like saying the principal said we should not eat until 12pm ... N someone asked who created or made him principal ...Nd yur answer was " No start Wetin you no fit finish "

Pathetic ...very pathetic! ...we ar here to learn! ...you have nothing to say ...yu have no reason to stay! ... Bon voyage!

Cherez:
Guy you're a man, I am in love with these words of yours.
This kind of mind is what we need in this country, TRUE PATRIOTS able to rise above sentiments and uphold Nigeria or what they truly believe in.
Man, you be true ELITE.
@Timmy, if you cannot statistically prove it with a good level of confidence then you might prolly be one of them here on nairaland.

Yu overwhelm Me Wit ATintedBlushingOnThePedalsOfMyCheek! ... Thanks a lot ...my friend!

vicmangs:
Even so, after the marriage there maybe no peace and hermony between the two families.

Bro! ...they will have no choice ... N if they decide to try any funny move ... I will cut relationship wit parents but will still be sending money for feeding ...

As for my brothers ...we as like a blood army ...we all go in d same direction! ... My dad worked his way without any of his extended family support yet we ar surviving ... If he can do it!... What stops me from doing such!

I just hate that statement of rejecting someone I strived to have as a wife for life! ... I know yu would say what of if my wife leaves me or our marriage doesn't work out well!

Bro! ... I would rada die Dan crawl back n ask for deir forgiveness! ... I fight for wat I want n love! ... Am prepared to face the ThrillingConsequences of my Actions! ... It is either I stand or I die! ...I don't crawl ...I don't leap ...for any help!

I will not choose a woman before my family but I will choose my life before my family ...Nd that's why I RecoilTheTriggerOfMyStand that My Wife is My Life! ...Nt a maidenOfTheOtherRoom!

YoungBlackRico:
[color=#CC6600]Bro just thank your luck that niccur chickened out. [/color]

[color=#848b79]©YBR[/color]

I swear! ...the guy muscle was like the size of my lap ...but he had dis female voice ...can you imagine ...big muscles ... Female voice! ...me just squeeze my tongue sideways ...na d reason my voice con dey echo like say E dey loud! ...

but c'mon phuck it! ... I won! In front of crush! ... Wat a way to end a Tuesday with a Christmas smile n a butterfly feeling!

2go ke! ... Abeg shey na the same 2go whey person will hang in professional for 3months or this 2go we are all talking about is a new PONZI-SCHEME!

2go is a trending chat app for kids ...who don't have anytin doing except engaging in the race of becoming an ultimate with their friends! ...it was fun then! ...but with twitter,Instagram,nairaland n WhatsApp on a single phone ...Wetin b 2go Abeg?

What I Say Is What I Do ....N What I Do Is What I Say!

Use it every day of mylife n everyone who knows me ...knows what have done just to fulfill my quote! ...done terrible tins! ... dnt care since people now hold evrytin I say as serious!

I remember when one negro removed my charger n plugged his not knowing I was looking at him ..I just throw it sideways n plugged my charger

He looked at me n said "why will yu throw my charger like dat ... I said if yuar not careful I make your charger perform theDareDevilBackFlipSpinDownThestairs thru the window"

"Dem no born you well" ...he said

I gave him dat Dracula look ...moved one of my eye brows upwards n the other downwards ...

placed my hand on his shoulder n said What I Say Is What I Do ....N What I Do Is What I Say! ...now remove my charger n watch the devil make his DesignerMove!

D guy just bone face do the famousMichaelJacksonMoonWalk mehn! ... I just dey happy say that my crush was in class that day! Gawddamn! ..I just remembered dat butterfly feeling! ... Omg! ...am blushing! Mehn! ...am blushinggg!

apeiron24:
No pee baba...... Very so0n By the Grace of God, you will Serve your father land in peace and Money

Amen bro! ...thanks!

Wysiwyg:
swagguElite's post in the first quote and the post from damosky answers this thread.

Young ladies reading this thread should please keep their virginity if they still have it.

Those men claiming not to like virgins are practically consoling themselves and are not being honest.

Any man, I repeat...any man would love to marry a virgin. Married ones deep down would wish they met their wives a virgin.

I write from experience...marrying a virgin basically means your baby's got no past. You are her past, present, and God-willing...her future.

Every woman has two special registers in their hearts; the man that took away her virginity (more like the one who made her a woman)...and the first man she conceives for. You can never be sure about the second as you will never be able to tell if a lady has ever had an abortion if she's not a virgin. That leads me to the OP's post...a woman who could lie about virginity should never be trusted. It basically means she could have had 25 partners and would go ahead to say JUST 2.

A man who has had 10 partners at a gathering would walk in heads high...his wife would see those women as sluts. On the other hand, a woman who has had 5 partners at an event would walk in heads bowed. The partners would perceive the husband as...you know what I mean right.

For the guys who don't like virgins...fall in love...then run into your lady's first one day...or just bring up the topic and observe how she melts talking about him or at his sight.

A virgin in the hands of the right man...would make a proud husband...anytime...any day. From experience, I rest my pen.

Cheers!

THUMBS UP! ...yuar as REAL AS ME & YOU!

ZarZar:
There's everything wrong with that statement because it is a blanket statement that covers not only the criminals, but also the innocent people who are undeserving of such unfair judgment based only on their nationality. South Africans are still individuals at the end of the day & don't deserve to be judged on the sins of others.

Same tin applies to every other african country including & most esp.Nigeria ...

Nigerians have been tintedWithAVibrantPaintOfAddictiveFormsOfAllCrimes! ...not even excluding the innocent ones coz not everybody involve in most indecentActs perpetuated by a few number of Crimeddicted persons!

Nd there's nothing noone can do about it since we ar always trending in the crime section! ...realli dnt care though! ...I enjoy both good n bad attention! ...since ... No one is perfect! ..but I will be!

Drop the link Bros! ... Abi Wetin dey sup! ...see good songs no link!

Dude just stay clear! ...Nd let your girlfriend face her parents n staying on her feet that you ar the only she want to ever be with!

You can't fight for her! ....it is not your family involved ...it is her family that's against you! ...she should stand for you! ...she was born,breed n groomed in that family she should be able to convince n hold her stand like aConversation!

My family cannot say I can't marry my girlfriend n I will be expecting her to fight for us! ...it is my job to handle my family I will surely do dat with aCuriouslyFastnFuriousRaptTenacity! ...

I dey vex! after having dated some many years to get the right woman ...you will say I can't marry her! ... If I dnt marry her none of my brothers are going to marry! ..infact no TV for anyone that day! ...dats after I remove the satellite dish n donate to my church on behalf of my parents!

Then I will plan ao to remove d wheel steering of my dad's car n put on the exact part of the roof where I removed the satellite dish! .... rubbish! ...Don't touch me! ...I still dey vex!

ZarZar:
South Africans are making their country less attractive? Which South Africans? Is it not the same South Africans marching against such crimes in the pictures you posted? If anyone thinks South Africa is an "unattractive" place to be, simply don't visit. You won't be missed.

C'mon chill! ...it is not like you are from SA ... There is nothing wrong in saying South Africans are making their country less attractive! ...when it is actually looks that way!

....saying they ar making their country less attractive does not mean they are actually bad or anything! ... If I was going to go to any African country for adventure or fun ...I would pick SA anytime but looking at their inhumane killings here n there! ...it is truly making that place non attractive! ...No lie!

Nice Info @O.p ...not a corper but taking note for future reference!

Two issues are involved _One it is either my bro here did not intend to be serious in writing the exam n decided to apply his knowledge on only english questions which he only applied for!

Two;it is either he was still answering the english questions the computer now went blank or seized ...n 30mins after the paper was automatically submitted!

Either way ..none of this is relevant! ...since the quota in grading students in West n East is quite different from our counterparts over there in the North! ...

But to others who are saying JAMB should probably contact the candidate and others affected thus for information on why it was so ....that's so absurd ...you have a problem you contact JAMB not JAMB contacting you! ...

Fadman4real:
Be deceiving yourself, which experience are you gaining, is it job experience or what. Sex is extremely over rated and that is the reason why a lot of youths have sold dier destinies on the alter of sex.

There is no sin that would not go unpunished.

Of course ...no sin would go unpunished! ...so far so good am prepared to face the consequences of my actions ... Wish me luck!

Wearing ONE panties for 6days ... Oh my Chisos Mehn! ..I would rada stick my blackhammer down a prostitute unprotected ...

Dan go down on a lady saying am giving her head! ...mehn! ... Am so grossed out right now! ...