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DXNNigeria:
Hi guys, I will try and make the story short.

I had unprotected sex with my girlfriend on 18th of July, She told me on the 27th of August that she went for pregnancy test and she is 2 weeks pregnant.

Just kind of confused as to the disparity in the dates. The result should be 5 weeks plus (Almost 6 weeks) and not 2 weeks.

Please, to the health workers, how accurate can pregnancy test be? No problem if the pregnancy is mine but wont want to take responsibility for what is not mine.

Wait till its born and do dna simples!

Stupid man so he couldn't do take away? He's using the womans gas and oil etc to cook with. She must have been terrified. She must have thought he would rape her after he cook the turkey. She did good!

Hmmmm i wonder if its true, how could he forget to take the facemask off when sleeping but didnt forget to remove it when consuming the ogogoro

No he is not worth it! Man chitty will realise their mistake soon enough

The ring is on the wrong finger! He looks like he will snap like a twig if he makes any feeble attempt to carry her over the threshold! Between now and wedding day he must make sure he eats double helpings

Notatribalist:
What about Ghanaians in Nigeria?Their envoy said they have about 500,000 Ghanians in Nigeria. I feel really ashame watching this..if you go to Ghana en,you can't even survive in a month if you don't have enough money with you..The economy is a complete mess,yet they can flex muscle with Nigeria. Do you know most of the food they consume in Ghana are from Nigeria? They don't have anything, and yet see what's happening.. I feel like crying mehm..

Then cry!

Bloody liar do they even know what 1million dollars is

Activist001:
Africans tag everything as spiritual no wonder the continent is so backwards..

What have you achieved that someone wants to "pin you down"?

Anyways, see a doctor if your having that often. We are not health experts here.

Wow harsh lol lol

Bonessaw:
I don’t know whom the black Dwarfs of Ghana will cry to when we hit back? Because this time around it will be more brutal than in 1980. Trouble dey sleep, Yanga dey come wake am.

So i guess you are a tall white albino eh? Behave yourself when you go to people's land mind you im sure you have never travelled out of that your little zoo. Ghanaians are peaceful people

ojun50:
Tiwa yeah flat small and strong, this babe wey I dey see so her yeah go soft

Well yeah lets face it Nigerian woman are not exactly know for having big bottom are they

Ayyyyyye Nigeria claims to be the richest African nation yet all students want to go abroad for studies. How many cypriots go to Nigeria for education. Fix up

So the woman is 60 and how old is the man? Mabe he should swap with ned nwankwo

alizma:
Ohakhim want to tell me that he has never watched pirate of the Caribbean abi? Oga ohakim that thing you call fight is pre-intimacy by the pirates and their fans. If not so, how can one explain that his girlfriend loves and respect him so much that each time she gets him gifts, she always call him to come to her shop to pick the gifts.
I thought they say politicians are smart when it comes to telling lies? This one is olodo. Simple lie you can't lie properly

No sympathy here next time stick with your wife

PureGoldh:
Ghana and Nigeria wan turn to Iraq and Iran but Oluwa no go gree

May God forbid Ghana is a peaceful nation

chijokz:
There are various reasons why there are so many empty mansions in the South East.
1. Majority of Igbos build their country homes as a sign of wealth or success.
2. Majority of Igbos only reside in those homes during the Christmas season. Typically only 1 - 2 weeks in a year.
3. Some mansion owners have passed away and buried there while his immediate family members don't bother returning to the mansion and remain in diaspora for security reasons.
4. Most Igbos build their country homes to be mausoleums when they pass.

Wow are you serious? Interesting and scary!

bikefab:
Money speaking...

It wasn't speaking it was SHOUTING!

Owwwww where is good brother hushpuppie, he should come and see he is missing!

His house decor is so ostentatious and old fashioned like an old retired politicans house

Wouldnt be the first time! She seems to hate him more than everyone else does!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YBkriZnFmvo

Does this look like people who are being multreated in Ghana? You people are jokers!

Poor man what a palaver. Anyway better late than never

Good! He refused to take a paycut during covid even though he's on a huge salary you're only as good as your last game humble yourself

Good serve them right can you imagine during covid messi and co initially refused to take a paycut. Serves them right, this is the hill he chose

Who ever fitted tge gate obviously didnt do a good job, its actually quite dangerous

manos:
Note: it's a bit long... I could have summarized but I want those contributing to get a crystal clear picture of the situation, so that they can give better and specific advice.

The major problem here is that she mixes up things to be done in the kitchen with things done only in the toilet.

I have been married to my wife for over a year now (no kids yet) and there are certain unhygienic habits she has been displaying, since we started living together. I have been seeking ways to help her improve on it, but a calm correction from me always leads to a bitter argument between us. (She claims I complain too much whenever I point it out)

For example, she always clears her throat early in the morning and spits in the kitchen sink. (despite the fact that we have 2 toilets with wash hand basins; one in the room and also a guest toilet, with a wash-hand basin which is basically 3 steps from the kitchen). Then she goes to the bathroom, gets her toothbrush and comes back to the kitchen to brush her teeth, while doing several things with toothpaste and saliva drooling from her mouth all through.

The other day, she prepared breakfast (spaghetti) for both of us with the drooling toothpaste mouth and i refused to eat from it. I didn't complain to her either, until she asked why I didn't take my portion of the spaghetti from the pot, later that evening. I mentioned to her that, as always I find it disgusting to eat spaghetti, seasoned with toothpaste drool and saliva. The response I got from her was a hiss and then she said that, next time I should inform her if I am not going to eat the food she cooked so that she would not cook for me."

I let that slide but I felt she missed the point. The next day was her birthday and I decided to prepare breakfast for her.
While I was in the kitchen cooking, she came in with the same drooling toothpaste mouth to take a kitchen Scissors in order to cut something on her pants, even though we have another scissors in the room for such purposes. In the process of trying to pick the scissors, her hands which were covered with toothpaste drool had to cross the pot which I was cooking with. I mentioned to her that I was not comfortable with that and she just hissed as usual, still picked the Scissors and left the kitchen while angrily saying that I am just a complainer. I lost it at this point and proceeded to give her a lecture in anger about basic hygiene and why I can not keep quiet over these things because we live in a shared space and how her actions have a direct effect on me. It ended in a shouting match till she kept quiet, without accepting she was wrong.

This is the pattern almost everything takes when I try to correct her. The worst part is that I would still have to be the one to apologize for shouting at her because if I don't, I might be subjected to a week long silent treatment which I dread.

There are other more unhygienic things that are done by her, which I might not be able to post here due to the fact that I am not completely anonymous and she is still my wife but I hope this information is enough for someone to understand my frustration and profer a solution.

Definitely gounds for divorce if change is not forthcoming that is absolutely disgusting!!!

tayo200:
So adorable. Very young and looking beautiful. I wish to have a daughter as beautiful as this, but damn!! I'm ugly AF.. God help my future kids o..

BTW I've selective of who my future wife will be, she should be so beautiful, so that it will balance.

You would be surprised sometimes two unfortunate lookers can give birth to a stunning beauty!

He is the image of his father and elder brothers he looks like he will have the brothers hairline too he is a sweet baby

She'll probably give the new phone to her boyfriend and tell you it got lost

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Macsjebs:
Source: https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/huge-swarm-flying-ants-captured-22377736

I didn't go out this weekend. I hope they've gone from my area I can't stand them!!! Ewwwwkkk!

SAMBARRY:
Smh


The holy book says a fool and his money are soon seperated


If you are a fool and you have 500 billion,if you have poverty of the mind and brain, you will loose it


Hushpupi lacks wisdom.a rich man without wisdom will still go back to square one

Another issue is that he was not a giver.how can a woman who was good to you during your broke days just give her a paltry ₦5000


If at all you're stingy you should have helped her renovate her shop and give her better equipments for her buisness since she was a kind buisness woman

This days how many food sellers sell food with compassion?

Well said he only gave her £10 how disgracefully embarrassing! If £100 at least that would have been something for someone who has given you food when you had none

loveyou123:
if your mother really care about you, why didn't she come for you all this years[b]

Her mother may have been a child herself