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[quote author=~Bluetooth]chop knuckle. . . .I owe you one bottle of alomo bitter. [/quote]Take it jare but i no like alomo o,guy give me Andre instead.

Ewoo ooooo the whole of NL is viewing this topic o,chei Barca don see match play today,who said chelsea no sabi play ball?

Ask Barca inshort Puyol and Messi for more details.

Up BLUES for life jare. .

aurora: I had this HUGE crush on our chapel priest way back in QC. He was young, tall, dark, had fine well shaped lips and looked exactly like Will Smith back in the day.

Every Sunday I would skip the Protestant service for non-Catholic students and go to mass with the Catholic girls in my dorm, tightly clutching a borrowed rosary i didn‘t know how to use.

Kneeling and having him place ash on my forehead was an unforgettable experience for my hormone-driven 15 year old self and more than half the school population that had suddenly become new Catholic converts. He left us all hot and bothered. Even some muslim students weren‘t left out!

The worst part was that he was totally oblivious to all the female attention. I wonder where he is now?

,Things we did\could do for our crush,because of my Biology teacher i almost crammed the whole "Modern biology" Textbook,just so i could answer any question he asks,I wonder where he is now too.

Had a crush on my Biology teacher in SS1,mehn that dude was handsomeness personified,i think he noticed and had a thing for me but couldn't do anything about it cos i was barely 14,he was so nice to me that i kept dreaming about him,he's part of the reason why i chose the line of course i'm studying,he made me love biology..

Thank God i wasn't as crazy as i am now,i for toast am straight up .

Now this story is making me miss my beau,just wanna do some kind things right now .


Really interesting write up.

Anything could have made her take the keke napep as her ride,no biggies.

Nayah: It does not mean they are "Lady" a "Lady" has nothing to do with your wallet but with your behaviour and self control as as public person

I never knew a "lady" is not a human being with blood flowing through her veins,thanks for the clarification.

ZIM DRILL: the husband is stupid to agree on what the his family says to him

and also you are to blame, unless if am missing something how can you hire a maid when you are just the two of you

was that house being built 24/4 and those people couldnt continue doing the work for few hours that you could go to buy groceries?

You this Zimbabwe guy,didn't you comprehend the story? The maid wasn't living in the house with them,she was the sales girl at her shop.

He married his cousin,if na here omo it will automatically mean that kid is the punishment for the abomination they have committed.

Hmm,i pray all turns out well for them.

,I'm literally roflmao

"My mummy has been delivered from the spirit of beating me" chineke mu eee,that kid is something else,can't stop laughing.

Mercy get luck say that girl no be waffi babe,her face for hear am

Seriously though,the make up artiste was overly wrong for her action,MJ on the other hand didn't handle it the right way,where was the stuppid director of the movie sef when that was happening? Yeye people.

Everybody shout hallelu hallelujah,shout hallelo hallelujah.

Peter cech= peter catch
Van der sar= van der save
Wright philips= Keke napep
Fabregas= Fabrepass
Ronaldinho= Juju
Ferdinand= Drug man\igbo
Messi = Merciless
Ivanovic = onye ike(one with big nyash)
Tevez = The beast \Agunkwo( lion)
Evra = Evra bus stop\last bus stop
Henry = Igwe
Adebayor = Ademumu
Bale =Iru monkey(monkey face)
Berbertov = Adanma(Fine girl)
Malouda = Malou(cow in hausa)
Drogba = Doh gba (Draw and shoot)

mojounited: I can remember Senator Ita Giwa was labelled "an old hag", "a cougar" while some said "the country has gone to the dogs" when she was depicted in a photo dancing at a house party. . . Now Hilary Clinton, an oyibo, "knows how to catch fun" for dancing in a club. Some naija people sef. . #Hypocrites much

https://www.nairaland.com/573213/sen-ita-giwa-party-hard

You can't compare both cases abeg.

Madam Ita steals "our" money and use it in flexing her sugar sons while many nigerians are dying in poverty,again she was dressed like an old hag so don't blame "us"

sauer: Okay, go ahead!

You will grow grey hairs before i do.

On a more serious note though,here in naija that's how most of them are known,mind you not all who wear glasses are nerds but most are.

[quote author=e-herbal]my good brother,the order of arrangement is thus as follows; 1:government 2.PHCN 3.Police 4.Boko Haram.Thank you[/quote]NO ooooo i vehemently object to that order,how can you put PHCN before the evil NPF?inshort NPF and the government are on the same page,if you leave me sef i'll say the NPF is worse,very useless set of morafuckers.

sauer: Start by proving your assertion!

Hah what's there to prove?abi you want me to send you pictures of 10 nerds i know?

Amya: Awwwww I missed you too dear. Gave NL a little break. But I'm back now. You'll see me around now.

cool

Thank God he made it o,i pray he stays better.

Now my piermario was not so lucky*sobs*

These reporters sef are mad o,which one is "caught" in the matter now?mscheew.

Madam flex jorh,nothing does you.

Redstone: Yeeeepaaa! na goldie be that?? P-sq looks great, but shakara dey their blood already na, nothing don change. MI, e took like him papa volks. MJ, I trust the chic, she done dey try meet up with boys a long time. They are all great guys. I love the pictures.

Please NLs post your old pictures lets see how we all looked like when we were little like from age 2 to 10.

You post your own first na.


@Topic,omo MI pose no be here o,
MJ really got swag right from back then.

Funny but cool pishures.

cecs: ℓ̊ dont y we nigerian lik manners,c gaffer was only sayin dis as a joke n dat was 2yrs ago if ℓ̊ may remb and even david moyes z d same tin †̥ yak, ȋ̝̊̅§ very simple we al no wat wil blaks can do n we A̶̲̥̅̊я̲̣̥ε̲̣̣̣̥ doin it †̥ gv a false age.ℓ̊ tink somtin needs 2b done  dis site dat no one shld b allow †̥ use abuse words here,ℓ̊ find it difficult 2read som comment @times cos ov som pple dat dont no Ѿα̲̅†̥ d̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ ar talkin abt....pls do somtin dis site ȋ̝̊̅§ №†̥ educated atal....tanks

Like seriously?you are one to talk about finding it difficult to read comments here?dude i almost went blind trying to read the crap you wrote with that your kpalasa blackbery pearl abi na curve 1 sef,this site is not educated?OMG ,chei i won't die from laughing.

Nairaland has been fun,educating,entertaining,informating,inspirating and anything you can think of although sometimes it can be bore-ating.

On a more serious note,all the years i've been here hasn't been a waste,met some wonderful friends from here,learn new things everyday and it has sure been a place to always hang out whenever i want especially as someone who doesn't like going out,its been wonderful.

I don't even understand this rubbish story.

Is he still a woman now or what?

,Tupac has wake up from the grave and release song sef,hmm what a wonderful miracle .

dubem3: ge kwa nti, nke ukwu
anyi achoghi Onye/ndi ocha
ha nile so cha na brain drain'a m'na agwa gi
umu nwoke anyi maalu Ka esi akpachapuru
umu nwanyi anyi anya.
Nya bu, gba mbo wenatalu anyi ihe anyi.
Ka anyi karizia na azu ulo

Okay anula'm ihe i kwuru,nsogbu adighi ya .

OP you can use it to download and watch blue films.

lefulefu: u dey jealous nerds because dem get money pass u
the only thing dat makes a naija babe to tick na money
ehen naira power

I can swear your brain is on per second re booting,you always talk nonsense.

dubem3: ebe obu na i nwere Abraham na nna
nya diri gi ka isi choo
mana ike brain drain agwu go anyii
i gu cha kwaa ibatawa.
kedu mahadum bu nke'a?

O m'ga bata ma oburu na mu alughi onye ocha ,i ma na odiro nma enye your details on NL maka assassination so ka anyi hapu ya like that,friend request no ya for you .

goldng: And the fact is?

He was my first love,we dated for two years,he's 90 years old.