₦airaland Forum

JudasNaCarrot:
Na wao!

Old age have really made once a vibrant man looking like a small monument.

This life is a mystery which only the creator holds the key.
People like Nelson Mandela, Robert Mugabe, Olusegun Obasanjo, Chinua Achebe, Edwin Clark etc were once young vibrant men full with Lion strength but a time came when they become weak and eventually die.

Achieve all your heart desires and contribute your quota to humanity while you're young and full of strength. Stop complaining and being lazy quoting people on nairaland and following that stupid woman Tonto Dikeh to cause wahala upandan in social media because a time shall come when our strength will fizzle out and we become old and die.

Exactly.We think alike

navzla:
This rusbish da girls keep rantin dat i cant marry a broke nigga and blah blah etc.what if u marry dat rich dude and he become broke like ass.are u goin to leave him to another richer dude or what?

That's what ignorance can do to some people.

banio:
G - string is good for easy penetration.

Life is good with LG
Life is easy with G-string

I just love it because it looks sexy when I wear it.

I love her.

BlackfireX:
Who is ASA??

Jestin:
All this whites can sing love song die...but most of them don’t practice what they sing

I noticed.Except Beyonce

Good

Tallesty1:
I just imagine how it would be if she was a Nigerian.

I don't even want to imagine it.

amaniro:
This biitch been all over the news today, kilode? Regina Daniel own Don finish?

Regina advert money don expire.She needs to buy more time.

Naijaguy123:
Typical ibo , everything is money money money . I only pity the foolish mr Churchill that married her in the first place. How much was Tonto worth before he marry that guy ,the moment she stole few millions from Churchill she want divorce. Now the money is finishing she want to trend by fire by force . Ibo people are so gullible. Who is tonto in the first place without Olakunle Churchill ?

Hey! Watch what you type!

chikason68:
walked into ACCESS BANK, I took 5 deposit slips. I looked at the counter to see which Teller had the best pen. He wasn't using it so i asked to borrow it, he gave it. I went to the water dispenser and drank chilled water to my
satisfaction. I went to the rest room, used
it and decided not to flush after use. I sat down close to the AC to receive fresh air 2 cool my brain while I found available sockets to plug my two phones and laptop. After an hour, i decided to leave without returning the pen.
At the door, i asked the security man
where the trash bin was, he showed me. I broke the pen and tore all the 5 deposit slips and dumped it in.
That was PAYBACK for the #100 you
guys deducted from my account which
prevent me from withdrawing d last
#1000 i have there. Watch out for more.......
Shey una stupid abi? I go show una pepper MTN & Airtel you're next, Be prepared....

You are funny

daddytime:
Lol...I often laugh My pants off everytime I read their lame excuses of slave trade and colonization as justification for their lazy sorry cursed trade and lifstyle as if they go about asking every potential victim to declare his race or Nationality and thus, refuse to collect money from their fellow colonised or slave-traded in quotes... monkey excuse...

Woooo...when I was involved in this shameful cursed hustle...my first Victim was a Nigeria born and raised in the UK...we chop am so tey e go pack him South Korean friends to come continue payment when him money finish...

Where the money today?? All gone the same crooked way I amassed them plus extra punishment for my crimes...

Make una live right comot hand for bad thing...it pays not at the end..

Exactly

daddytime:
Kai...Africa...

No autopsy or whatever to ascertain the veracity of this comcumbulated sounding story to determine the true cause of death.

The ever ready local undertakers who take delight in interring any thing interrable don wrap the poor souls up sharp sharp to bury...

Only God knows how many semi-dead or unconscious people dem don bury alive for this our continent.

This incidence needs proper investigation..

Autopy? Is the one that the parents will be told to pay for? Forget it

JasonScoolari:
A very painful thing for parents to bury their children.... Really Painful.

I don't wanna believe those kids were trapped inside the spoilt vehicle and got suffocated to death....

Who knows, the father might have so many enemies being a one time Chairman of Okada riders association, and they took their chance to revenge the man in this wicked way.

Just see the way the kids are being wrapped in a mat as if they're some dirty clothes package for the stream.

May their souls rest peacefully.

Really painful.God forbid

OgidiOlu3:
Finish the gist. What happened after?

You like aproko.

Davebio:
....and u banged him roughly lolll

You don't have to know everything.

ainas247:
Oh my Gosh... I think such a house should have a fire control system
Rank your business to google page 1 chat up now

Architects should know.

Am happy and grateful for today.Am alone in my room.Eating my salad with fried meat.Watching MBC 2.Alone and Naked.Am enjoying myself.Am happy.

philosophie:
I think I'm the next to leave this trap called life. I'd flavor my sniper tho, I'd add some campari to it, makes the slide frictionless. Bye palz

Hey! No no! Don't you dare do anything to your body.You need to go talk to someone closer to you now.Go spend time with family.Okay?

We argued this last month at work.A colleague was supporting all those 419ers.I said they have a curse waiting for them in one way or another.

dangotesmummy:
Victoria is so right on this


Yoruba's say,if there is no hole in a wall ,lizards will not creep in.what am I trying to say

IF YOU DONT WANT ANYBODY IN YOUR BUSINESS, THEN DONT PUT YOURSELF OUT ON SOCIAL MEDIA

ITS LIKE OPENING THE DOOR OF YOUR HOUSE for any seek and harry to enter and then complain when people who have no business entering your house or even knowing where you live begin to criticize the paint on your wall or your chairs.you the owner asked for it


As a home owner IT IS YOUR PREROGATIVE to determine who enters into your house and who doesn't,in the same way it is your responsibility to determine WHAT YOU LET PEOPLE SEE ABOUT YOU

so Regina has no moral justification to tell people to mind their business when she has put all her business in the cyber space.

Anyway now that all her relationship issh is on social media which majority is fake anyway,we will soon hear another story that touches maybe 2 months from now.abi no be the same way hanty tonto was praising her supposed love of her life and flaunting all the jeeps,both rented,borrowed etc and coming to answer questions nobody asked her. We all know the end of the story now


Basically these celebrities are extremely bad models to young ones.they are a typical bad example of what a relationship, marriage,family and friendship should be

Exactly.But why does news about how Oby Ezekwesili,Okonjo Iweala,and other reputable women and how they do stuffs not always on Nairaland? Are they not celebrities?

Is it not better a relative watches while they bathe the baby? Tomorrow now DNA will prove otherwise and all fingers will point on her cheating.

I cannot stay out of crime in this lawless country,pay huge amount of money to migrate for a better life and go do crime.Am I insane?

Tonto, if in case you read this, you will never heal if all you do is keep remembering what Churchill did to you.I know you wish to tell your story to everyone closer or not to Churchill just so they could see you tried your best for him.But it will not make any difference to what has happened.Save your energy for the right person you will meet again.Leave Churchill ALONE!

Megadixh:
It’s a long term goal. I would rather invest in relocating than invest in one small scale business. Because by God’s grace the relocation works out fine, in time to come, my exposure and resources ll enable me make good investment in Nigeria. The

Good

101 reasons why we should stay far away from alcohol

What?

IamD18:
Alcohol exposes women, sexually.

Yeah.I can remember when I took alcohol in 2015 with my guy then lol.I didn't like alcohol but we went crazy lol.I Believe you.But still,I don't like alcohol.Been 4 years not even a sip.

Op, you are making a big mistake.Your in contentment will put you in a disgraceful situation.Its your choice to keep up with the adultery but how long.How do you think your intergrity in the office will be rated? You are becoming shameless and that is the height where you will get to,and everything will begin to be going to the wrong direction.Retrace now that you still have chance.Stop lusting over that man.Make up your mind to love everything about your husband.Its all in our mind.Control how your mind uses you.

MrBrownJay1:
You have to be honest with WHO YOU ARE... Aka a betrayer of trust, a woman lacking virtue and integrity. And the earliest you accept that, the better it will be for BOTH of you. Why waste time pretending to be who you are not, pretending to live a life that ain't you. What you need is right there at work....so the choice is yours: be miserable for the rest of your life OR be honest and free yourself from this charade you call marriage.

I won't even dwell on how I would feel if I was that man and getting to find out the above by myself...

I know people are judgemental.I l know people can give wrong advice because they don't know the true story.But I believe seeking advice helps at times with depressed and suicidal thoughts.