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Fierce11:
A wise man once told me that, "The problem with hoes, is that they always try to act like a garden shovel".. He added that I should "fear hoes, avoid hoes or simply treat hoes like hoes",,,.. RIP sir,, I can finally hear what you have been trying to tell me.

I don't see any reason why I would cheat if I AM REALLY IN A RELATIONSHIP. I WILL NEVER DO THAT. YOU HAVE ME AND MY HEART, ITS A PROMISE I WILL NEVER GO ASTRAY.BUT IF YOU DUMP ME,I WON'T FEEL LIKE I WAS CHEATING IF I MEET SOMEONE ELSE.MY CONSCIENCE WILL NOT JUDGE ME.

speedyconnect3:
Isurance go pay

Nigerians don't believe in insurance

ubunja:
we can pretend I am. Now where is that breast?

I saw it with your mom

bamangar:
A week to her departure, I needed to get in touch with the hotel I booked for her in Ethiopia to provide a cab to come pick her at the Airport. I would have done that while booking her hotel, but unfortunately sis was indicisive on some issues so I left that pending. So after issues was sorted out, I decided to call them for the provision of cab. I didn't know the kind of demon that pushed me to use my mobile number to call them. Barely 45 seconds I called, almost all my airtime gone.. "fiam". I heard, "you have one minute remaining".. Nibo niyen �.. How come?? How manage. Credit wey I just load now now �. I checked my balance and it was 0.02 Naira. And we haven't even had the main conversation yet. Na so I reach out to dem via online connect. I sent them my sis flight number. They said they would send a cab to come pick her at the airport to the hotel.
Her hotel was an exquisite one and 10 minutes drive from the airport.
25th December, 2018, sis flight to Ethiopia was 1:20pm. I came over and we took her to Nnamdi Azikiwe Airport. She has traveled by aeroplane couple of times but still maintains she has slight phobia for heights ��. We encouraged her.
There's this sweetilicious travel culture Nigeria has. "As a Nigerian, You cannot travel somewhere and return empty handed, you must buy something for your people" . I told her to buy me Ethiopian coffee/tea. I admit having sugarcoated mouth, in sustaining the sugar mouth, I asked her to buy me chocolates in S.A �����.
Ethiopia is 2 hours ahead of Nigeria. From Abuja to Addis is 4hrs & 15mins. Lagos to Addis is 5hrs & 20mins.
Few minutes later, we left the airport after getting a Whatsapp message from her that she's been checked in. I went to hang out with friends while I thought about 2019 and how Atiku and Buhari would slug it out at the polls.
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7:50pm same day while I was on the road returning from a friend's place, I got a Whatsapp call from sis....

Kindly follow me on Instagram : @ozorchristian to get more pictures and videos of the adventure.. I follow back too

What I do? Must you include my name?

bamangar:
A week to her departure, I needed to get in touch with the hotel I booked for her in Ethiopia to provide a cab to come pick her at the Airport. I would have done that while booking her hotel, but unfortunately sis was indicisive on some issues so I left that pending. So after issues was sorted out, I decided to call them for the provision of cab. I didn't know the kind of demon that pushed me to use my mobile number to call them. Barely 45 seconds I called, almost all my airtime gone.. "fiam". I heard, "you have one minute remaining".. Nibo niyen �.. How come?? How manage. Credit wey I just load now now �. I checked my balance and it was 0.02 Naira. And we haven't even had the main conversation yet. Na so I reach out to dem via online connect. I sent them my sis flight number. They said they would send a cab to come pick her at the airport to the hotel.
Her hotel was an exquisite one and 10 minutes drive from the airport.
25th December, 2018, sis flight to Ethiopia was 1:20pm. I came over and we took her to Nnamdi Azikiwe Airport. She has traveled by aeroplane couple of times but still maintains she has slight phobia for heights ��. We encouraged her.
There's this sweetilicious travel culture Nigeria has. "As a Nigerian, You cannot travel somewhere and return empty handed, you must buy something for your people" . I told her to buy me Ethiopian coffee/tea. I admit having sugarcoated mouth, in sustaining the sugar mouth, I asked her to buy me chocolates in S.A �����.
Ethiopia is 2 hours ahead of Nigeria. From Abuja to Addis is 4hrs & 15mins. Lagos to Addis is 5hrs & 20mins.
Few minutes later, we left the airport after getting a Whatsapp message from her that she's been checked in. I went to hang out with friends while I thought about 2019 and how Atiku and Buhari would slug it out at the polls.
.
7:50pm same day while I was on the road returning from a friend's place, I got a Whatsapp call from sis....

Kindly follow me on Instagram : @ozorchristian to get more pictures and videos of the adventure.. I follow back too

What I do? Must you include my name?

To let the will of God take over my plans.

She must be joking

Mrceragem:
hope you are not in port

No am not.Why?

leonard002:
hahahaha

Am serious lol.I laugh each time I remember it.But it was a scary experience.

ubunja:
call me

Are you a new born?

Kidaholic:
Lol, so after all the pains of labour, the woman will just wrap up the child like a Christmas gift to the so-called irresponsible father?? Easy to say tho.

In my widest dream,I won't even give up my child.Not even to an irresponsible father.Who will then suckle my breast?

samsam2019:
If not that Nigeria is a useless country that celebrates thieves, what business is the uchemba boy involved in that he suddenly became a millionaire?




In Nigeria we don't probe the source of wealth a d the few of us who try to do were tagged haters.



When the boy suddenly showed up with everything shiny with no known source of income I knew he was in to fraud but senseless people in Nigeria said we are hating



In another country he would get docked and prosecuted.



Ole!

Some people hide while making their money.You only know when they must have gathered alot.

I will just pee right there.It has happened before

Aww! I don't really believe two people that has gone separate ways can ever come back together especially when they moved on and don't talk to each other.Well,only in Western countries.
Not in Africa

deboysben:
What shall it profit you that you make all the riches on earth but did not make heaven.

Stop all this.He works hard to earn.Its not a sin to earn legitimate money.

Adeitanajoke:
https://i2.wp.com/media.premiumtimesng.com/wp-content/files/2017/08/Hajiya-Zainab-Ahmed-e1502989773578.jpg?fit=800%2C450&ssl=1

Zainab Ahmed, minister of finance, says owners of yachts and private jets will begin paying luxury items from 2019.

Addressing a press conference in Abuja on Monday, the minister said excise duties would be introduced in some areas while taxes would be reduced for small and medium enterprises.

“We are exploring the way to increase taxes as well as reduce taxes in some sectors. For Small and Medium Enterprises, what will happen is to reduce taxes. But there are some special taxes that we will be looking at imposing,” she said.

“For example, luxury taxes. If you have a private jet, we will be taxing you specially for that. If you have a yacht, we will be charging you for that and also in terms of excise duties, there are also some new areas where excise duties will be introduced.

“We haven’t got all the approvals but one of the major areas might be that of carbonated drinks produced in the country.”

According to Ahmed, the Whistleblower Unit has recovered over N8.5 billion and $465 million among others from the 1,051 investigations conducted from tips received.

“Based on verification outcome by the Presidential Initiative on Continuous Audit (PICA), we have also paid over 2,000 former workers of our defunct national carrier- Nigeria Airways Limited,” she said.

Patience Oniha, director general of the Debt Management Office; Mary Uduk, acting director general of the Securities and Exchange Commission (SEC), Babatunde Fowler, executive chairman of the Federal Inland Revenue Service (FIRS) were also present at the briefing to give an account of the activities of their agencies.

https://all-gists..com/2018/12/billionaire-with-private-jet-yacht-to-pay-luxury-taxes-from-2019-zainab-ahmed.html

https://blog.privatefly.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/yachts-Jets_Speed1.jpg

Yass.My research is working.High networth individuals should be taxed appropriately.

ednut1:
Lola is at least 6 years older then peter abi na paul and they are happy .This is how people lose out on partners based on stupid sterotypes. He is a muslim i cant marry him. Remi Tinubu and ogun state gov wife wey marry muslim is ur life or parents life better than them. Oh she is from east bt am Yoruba i cant marry. Pple from same village no dey divorce ni I pray pple go get sense in 2019

Am telling you.Instead of putting it in prayers and watch.I don't look at those silly things.Look for a partner that will complete you in life hassles.After the wedding, you are on your own.Only a few will care.Stop looking at past life,ego,age,and other non- essentials.Look for the bone of your bone.The person that will accept you totally and carry you in their heart.

Bitterleafsoup:
Fibroids are results of your diet and lifestyle choices.
Exercise and eat plenty of raw fruits and veggies.
All these packaged and can foods are killing us slowly and turning cells into something else.

Am working on vegetables and fruits.

Bnimz:
As I was saying, don't correct yaself...

Another thing, don't use fillers... Things like Aah, uhm hnmm, ... The computer doesn't understand them.. All your speaking subskills go dey drop for everything you say that the computer cannot interpret as English...

Now, for the individual sections... Describe image hard, so, according to the E2language people, you need a structure.. This structure now go change the question from an ESSAY, to Fill in the Gaps... For example.. If you have no structure, you'll think of what to say every single time.... However, if you have a structure like,,, The ..... graph represents,..... .. title.... key points,... Overall, it can be seen from the graph that..... Conclusion

This is different... You already know half of what you'll say... Na to dey change the title for each graph,, and to dey change the key points... As I said, there is no right or wrong... If you dey mis-yarn, dey mis-yarn go... Na your own understanding of the image be that... The computer only needs the keywords to score you for content... The rest na fluency, pronunciation and grammar..


Next, , once you're done talking, please click next.... Na true say the microphone go stop after 3 seconds of silence.. But don't give the computer that silence to analyze... Silence tells the computer that you've run out of things to say... Don't let it happen... Also, finish your description in 25 - 35 seconds... Don't let the recording cut you off and create an incomplete sentence


For retell lecture, there's one key thing to note,... The speakers say keywords with higher volume and stress... You don't have to listen to everything if e go confuse you.. Just listen for the keywords, names, dates, statistics... Write them down as they are spoken, then when you wan retell, fill them up with normal words to make complete sentences... You have to start writing immediately they start talking.. The time is not enough to write after they stop.

For summarize text, once again, its all about keywords,, just look for the ''WHO DID WHAT " in the passage...


Lastly, in terms of handling noise, raise your headset volume to the highest, , and don't be afraid to talk loudly... Na 15 of us do the test for one small room at my center.... As dem dey loud am, me sef dey loud am o... Na me sabi how much I pay for this test... Nobody go con use hin own palaver waste my money

Please can I get your number?

Bnimz:
ehen, lemme begin.

Na speaking dey generally give headache during PTE, here are some tips I got while preparing and followed strictly.

1. Record yourself.. as in,, recoooord.. again and again, in different voices and accents, to see which one clear pass.. See me for example, i get one kind baritone voice... Just one recording showed me that this thing no go work ooo. na so I edit am.. I took the entire speaking section of the exam in a girly voice... simply because, as I dey practice, na that tone of voice clear pass for the recordings... Change your accent if you have to,, remember its not a human that is listening. Its a computer.

2. Pronunciation.. Chidike said he spoke in phonetics.... For this our default naija accent, we have the tendency to pronounce everything at the same volume.... nay nay.. no be so e dey work.. at least not according to the tips I read... dem say, you must put stress, raise volume, lower volume appropriately to show emphasis....

3. Please and please dont repeat yourself .. Na this thing important pass.. for each repetition, your communicative skills dey drop.. your vocabulary dey drop, your oral fluency dey drop

3A. Abeg, in the name of God, dont CORRECT YOURSELF.. if you dey misyarn, dey misyarn smoothly go... Content is only one third of the scoring... as long as what youre saying is broadly related to the topic, no correct any mistake o.. na fluency dey drop so... lemme give you one example.. During my test, they asked, Which country in the united kingdom has the 3rd largest population... Na Wales. I know say na Wales. My brain dey think Wales.. my mouth yarn Scotland ... chei.. as I hear am, me sef shock... but I no change am o... and as you can see, e no affect result... the exam is a test of English, not a test of knowledge... If at that point, I said, SCOTLAND, ah, no, sorry, WALES, ... the computer go reason am say, which kind sentence be that? and oral fluency go drop, communicative skills go drop, grammar go drop...

3B. which brings me to the next subtopic. Always complete your sentences.. lets assume you see a pie chart,, you wan describe, your mouth talk say, The BAR GRAPH....... ..... NO CHANGE AM O.... just continue. after that sentence finishes, you fit con dey call am Pie chart from the next sentence... This is because, the computer reads the pauses for commas, and the pause that ends a sentence. if you say, The BAR GRAPH, con correct yaself say, the PIE CHART, what the computer sees is, THE BAR GRAPH THE PIE CHART, blah blah blah..... now which kind sentence be that one? na scores e dey affect.

Am keeping this.

OzyMigrant:
Thanks I got the material

Please can I get the material?

Iamkuttie:
We men and cheating sha.

And you guys cheat with defense.If am dating you,just know am sticking.If you push me away,I have no choice than to leave.Op just wants to mess up his relationship knowingly.

Built2last:
This guy doesn't agree with Freeze

I received a personal message on twitter by someone asking my take on celebration of Christmas. I took time in 1997 to study the origin of Christmas and the role Constantine played. As some of us may know, the origin of Christmas, could be traced to ancient
Rome. Christmas was a day for celebrating the Sun god. However, because Constantine was a Christian, the day was changed to commemorate the birth of Jesus Christ after a long battle with the Roman native believers.. Prior to this time, professed Christians were slaughtered on the day of the sun god celebration. This was about 386 AD. Many people claim that Christmas should not be celebrated because it has links to roman gods in origin.If we must talk about origin, do you know that every day of the week is dedicated and named after a roman god? SUN day, MOON day, Tool sday,WODEN sday,THOR sday,FREYJA sday SATURN sday? all names of Pagan gods. We all use these days of the week, Sunday services we all attend has its origin from the Roman god. Whether Our Lord Jesus Christ was born on 25th December called Christmas day or not is immaterial to me. The most important thing is that a Saviour was born to salvage mankind from God's wrath .If Christ was not born, my life would have been miserable. Thank you Father for giving us Jesus Christ. "The earth is the lords and his fullness thereof." Everyday belongs to God including Christmas day. May I also state that culture and traditions have always been borrowed in history. That a land was used by pagans in the past doesn't stop Christians from building a church on the same land. What is the origin of birthdays? We all learnt to celebrate our birthdays because we grew up seeing people do it. The greatest gift is choice and that choice is to lead us into daring and innovative decisions to better our lives.
Above all, Christmas should be for those who know Christ because its about Him. If You don’t know Him and celebrate. You are probably celebrating something else.

I agree.Exactly what am saying.

Barristter07:
Sentiments and emotions .... Expected!

Now let us face the fact,

" and they continued devoting themselves to the teaching of the apostles " Act 2:42

Show me where they teach that which you are. Celebrating?

Please if you don't want to celebrate or remember the birthday of Jesus the son of God,who was sent for our redemption,then don't.You can decide to celebrate it everyday,fine.Allow those that want to reverence God for his Mercy on the world to do so.Just like tithing has been debated and some believe in it while some prefer giving as a form.As your spirit leads you Mbok.

KingThreatzz:
Charge her with attempted murder please. She go dey fight over warder preek for prison

If only she knew this would be her end point.

CityNGR:
What's wrong with the Nigeria army?

Is this not wickedness?

dominique:
No time for long story oga. Did you or did you not sleep with her, collect her money, eat her mum's chickens and dumped her afterwards?

That's what some guys do nah.They come into your life and selfishly mess up your understanding about relationships.

9japrof:
This life self, someone would wake up, make plans for the day, for the year without having prenominition that day is gonna be their last...

A death of not saying goodbye is worse off

Am telling you

franklypaen:
Nnai Christmas

So funny

Teewhy2:
The gift they will always be giving out will definitely be different.

Rubber balls,pen, exercise books, whistle, balloon.Lol

Osagyefo98:
The report I think was biased. He was assasinated no drug deal involved.

That's the thing.They won't try to find out the story.If you are outside the country,live low key when you come back.Some people are not happy with your success.

Barristter07:
The apostles celebrated his birth?

But the apostles lived with him in those days.We are meant to accept him in faith of the word written for us to adhere to.And in that word(Bible)we were told of a prophecy that Jesus the son of God would be born by a virgin.That he is the saviour of mankind.That there was celebration in hope before and after the fulfillment of the prophecy.We celebrate his birth for if not that out of his love,he didn't volunteer,we wouldn't be redeemed.The word of God can only be understood deeply by the holy spirit.Lets stop all this shallow understanding.Jesus while on Earth always speaks in parables.I don't accept atrocities committed during the period.But it is bound to have even if we choose another date.We are in the World.We can choose not to be of the world too.