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RomanceRe: Can U Date And Marry A Guy Who Sags His Trousers And Wears Ear Rings? by swiftycool(m): 2:07am On Jun 09, 2012
ayobase: U r indeed not 9ice at all!
How will ur describe ur dad or grand dad with ear rings on!
Pls, NO OFFENCE....I no sey u no 9ice!
##Just asking##
Unfortunately My dad and grand dad are way past the dating and marrying stages by decades already so ur argument is a bit lame. However some old guys like Quincy Jones still wear earrings at times even in his late 7o's. Besides I wonder why u are siding these girls like one woman wrapper when they would be ready to betray u next second.

Believe me a lower percentage of Naija girls would resist the advances of 60 something year old pant sagging earing wearing Charlie boy who is still one of the most respected guys in Naija! Ladies stop lYING!!

RomanceRe: Can U Date And Marry A Guy Who Sags His Trousers And Wears Ear Rings? by swiftycool(m): 7:52am On Jun 08, 2012
Wettin Naija babes sabi, JayZee sags his pants and wears earings yet is one of the most respected business men in USA entertainment circles and sits amongst kings. Darey Art Alade, Banky W, wear earings and are still seen as some of the most outstanding and respected classy thirty something year old artistes Nnaija babes are known to die 4. Anyway Naija peeps are just follow follow peeps, they accept something only when there's proof others accepted it, got no mind of their own.

In the right environment an earing and saggy jeans on a usually coporate big boy could look aiight, come on you stuck up old mamas and papas on NL, lighten up a little! Kai

RomanceRe: God Cursed Men...... by swiftycool(m): 6:06pm On Jun 07, 2012
Goldieluks: This is ludacris.
Olodo u wan blow grammar come fumble its ludicrous not ludacris. Ludacris is a rapper, . . .stop mis-educating d young ones tongue
RomanceRe: How Do U Feel Wen A Guy Speaks Into Ur Ear N U Discova He's Got 'mouth Odour'? by swiftycool(m): 5:41pm On Jun 07, 2012
If I was a lady eh! Ill draw back from him, give a worried look and ask these two golden questions: Bros, ur toothpaste bin finish? Abi ur toothbrush lost?

I promise u, he'll get the message! angry
RomanceRe: Am Loosing My Mind Right Now!!!!!! by swiftycool(m): 8:47am On Jun 07, 2012
Aaaahhhh, and u put this on NL? As a bro. I know what u r feeling right now as I've seen guys go thru this severally but 4 now my comments are reserved, but let NL ladies get to read this thread and be prepared 4 their curses and crucifixion; from experience op, with these ladies as part of ur case jury u can NEVER Win! Goodluck tho grin
TravelRe: Our Sister Involved In Dana Air Plane Crash In Lagos (pic) by swiftycool(m): 8:50pm On Jun 05, 2012
No matter the sweet words we utter, the shocking reality stares us in the face, we've lost promising lives, unique and outstanding in their individual special ways but cut short by this tragedy. Its no use blaming anyone anymore, cursing or staying angry at this situation as it won't bring back those cherished ones.

The best we can do is to ensure the agencies involved man up to their responsibilities to ensure such tragedies are never repeated . . . . And most importantly I know each of these persons was more cherished by someone or some group of people somewhere, feeling the pain and shock right now more than all we sympathisers, I pray God strengthens you with courage to bear this, fill u up with his peace beyond any human understanding, as well as the boldness to carry on with ur own lives.
May their lives' works so far never be in vain .

Adeiu to the departed and take heart to the bereaved!

I light my candle
RomanceRe: Guys Does Stretch Makes Turn U On? by swiftycool(m): 11:14pm On Jun 02, 2012
Tehehehe its easy to know the ladies with the ugly "stretch makes" cheesy from the kinda replies to d silly op grin grin grin tongue
RomanceRe: Men Are Liars Indeed, Please I Need Mature Input(s) by swiftycool(m): 5:46am On Jun 02, 2012
Op, its really shocking to discover what u did about ur man but ill advise you go for the marriage counselling with him rather than cancel it. This way u guys lay down all your thoughts, your fears, your secrets and ur pains on the table b4 ur counsellor. In most cases if u are both honest, u would come out better and stronger able to let the past go, however on the other hand it could strengthen ur resolve to break up this thing with a clear mind and no regrets and no blames.

Mind u, going 4 marriage counselling doesn't mean u must marry each other, its a litmus test to guide u into the reality of what u r getting into and who u r doing it with. Just be sure u be completely honest and open and ensure ur counsellor is a really trusted and unbiased God fearing person. I assure u, any bad man who hears the right counsel in a controlled environment can change, I've seen loads; forget what others tell u

Goodluck
RomanceRe: Where Do Broken Hearts Go? by swiftycool(m): 4:42am On Jun 02, 2012
They go to Aba! I swear those guys can repair anything grin
RomanceRe: Pls What Should I Do.....she Dissapointed Me! by swiftycool(m): 6:36pm On Jun 01, 2012
Op dem don nack ya babe run tongue and she still dey form innocent LMHO
RomanceRe: Fear Of Being Disvirgined by swiftycool(m): 6:04pm On Jun 01, 2012
Op if u r really serious, buy urself a rock stiff but rubber and veiny. D I L D O and start d job urself, gentle practice makes perfect and virgins r really no fun - seriously :\
RomanceRe: Help!!!her Face Is Hunting Me by swiftycool(m): 5:16pm On Jun 01, 2012
Harbioollah: no comments

*u really nid 2 go 4 psychology lessons*
Hahahaha, Olodo u actually need d psychiatric sessions not me. Abeg carry ur fake story and shove up ur arse. . . She is HIV+ my nutts, what next she sucks *sperms to make blood money? grin grin
RomanceRe: What Do I Do About Him? by swiftycool(m): 5:06pm On Jun 01, 2012
Sorry honey but u hav to kick this losers @ss to d curb and get a guy who's ready 4 settling down now. Uve tried at least from what uve said

Goodluck
RomanceRe: Guys,wetin We Do? by swiftycool(m): 4:57pm On Jun 01, 2012
Alleinad: Guys,wetin we do una? Why are you guys hurting us now at such an elevated rate?? Sleeping with our friends and sisters? Beating us black and blue? Demanding excessive sex and refusing to commit?? We deserve happiness too,our hearts are turning to stone o... Abeg,wetin we do??so that we go amend...
You got it all wrong, here's d fact u need to undastand

1. ur friends and sisters were the ones who did everything to make sure dey 4uck us, we tried to escape but we r only human!

2. I guess most guys react to ur bad mouths, whoring around and b*tching by kickin ur arse black and blue,. . . Maybe self defence :/

3.We don't demand sex excessively we just want our own share of d pomo while its still fresh because we know dat guy u call uncle, dat alhaji u call ur popsi's friend and even dat bald ugly lecturer wit bad breadth are chopping from it. We want our share b4 dey finish d meat and remain a bonny well.

U see guys are d atual victims here sad

NB: its a lie, not up to 5% of those girls who 4uck d big uncles r married by them, over 95% return to d scrap yard lookin 4 young mugu besides good girls r only anotha 5% and hav been taken by sharp guys. As u see, guys don wise up cheesy grin
RomanceRe: He Was Driving A Benz, But I Turned Him Down..... by swiftycool(m): 4:06pm On Jun 01, 2012
Royal-VII:
Look how many people viewing this garbage thread.


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Yall must want some of her Stanky Nana as well ? ehhh?

Nairaland must have Lots of 34 year old Forum Users.
Not everyone here is as old as u actually tongue
RomanceRe: He Was Driving A Benz, But I Turned Him Down..... by swiftycool(m): 1:38pm On Jun 01, 2012
slimyem: Fixed!!!!!cheesycheesycheesy
SLIMY why R u changing my post na! Ill tell seun o!
RomanceRe: What should my friend do? by swiftycool(m): 1:11pm On Jun 01, 2012
slimyem: op,just tell ur friend to go and tell he that she is loving he and he will loving her back..
Simple!
grin grin grin
Agbaya, instead of u to been corrected she's english you are taking her to do play angry
RomanceRe: Her Daddy Hugs And Kisses Her by swiftycool(m): 1:02pm On Jun 01, 2012
bin gbagbo: i am not loving this at all, anytime i visit her , her dad would hug and kiss her cheeks. when i complain,she says her dad only does that to prove he loves her.
is this right?
i suspect she is going out with her dad, what do u think?
Habba bros why are u reasoning like Goodluck Jonathan? Did u grow up without shoes also? Heard it affects ur reasoning
RomanceRe: Ever Dated An Abookii Or Mallam Before? by swiftycool(m): 12:52pm On Jun 01, 2012
slimyem: haven't the abokis in your street being sticking it in your arse as usual? huh
If not,how would you know so much about their 'gbola'?
If you say na lie,make thunder fire your nyash ds instant!cheesycheesy
Habba madam no vex na, I just needed u to confirm na, sebi u don dey sample d Gbola from dat smelly black Mallo wey dey una gate house.

Unfortunately no Abokis where am @ grin so no thunder firing me ass anyway Yaaay!!! grin grin
RomanceRe: Help!!!her Face Is Hunting Me by swiftycool(m): 12:38pm On Jun 01, 2012
Op what exactly are u on about? U will be surprised that many guys had similar experience with their housemaids when they were kids and today they are studs in bed, knowing every inch of a woman's body.

The secret to being excellent @ anything is to start young, I mean how do u think Michael Jackson and Lewis Halmiton became the best today? grin

Ladies find out, any guy that can handle u perfectly must have started the game faar too young yet u just open ur big mouths moaning oooh and ahhhs instead of praising d b*tch who taught him stuff. Mind u boys never really find this experience traumatic except they R Gaay or sissy men! Op which R u?

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